fifteen

Xu You has met a lot of people in half a month, and he has heard a lot of gossip, for example, Lu Guiren and Wu Meiren in the Phixiang Palace are good sisters on the surface, and they secretly hate each other to death, for example, He Guiren of the Yutang Palace has been secretly eating some strange things, for example, the female official named Du Juan in the Queen's Palace seems to be a little interesting to King Qi......

Since August, the weather has become hotter and hotter, and the scorching sun seems to have fallen, burning the whole capital to the point of fire. Fortunately, there is a garden outside the Anping Palace, there is a small lake in the garden, a large lotus is planted in the lake, the lotus leaves are green and the sky is green, the lotus pavilion is slim and beautiful, even the emperor occasionally comes to the pavilion in the center of the lake to sit. Naturally, the concubines in the palace also walked to the lake.

Xu You has nothing to do, so he often squats in the flowers by the lake to watch the excitement.

The beauties use all kinds of solutions to fight openly and secretly, and the plot of throwing arms to the emperor is not too ups and downs, oh, the handsome (to be honest, it does look good) and the cold emperor His Majesty enjoys it while watching coldly or something, it is simply a sadistic and exciting annual blockbuster!

Of course, the premise is that His Majesty the Emperor did not find her.

was looking at the beauty with his heart, and suddenly turned his head, and caught a glimpse of a paralyzed cat face or something-the emperor's majesty deserved to be the emperor, and his face did not change at all, but the beauty followed his gaze and looked at Xu You, and exclaimed in fright, and suddenly lost his face, and hid in the emperor's arms.

This is a bit too much! Xu You quietly moved her steps to hide in the flowers, and secretly complained, she is also a cute cat with a flower and moon appearance, especially if she has been raised well recently, she has become more and more plump and has a soft coat, and anyone who sees it must praise cuteness.

I can't see that although this little beauty is young, I'm afraid that even the emperor can't compare to the emperor's ability to open her eyes and tell nonsense!

Just when most of Xu You's body had already entered the flowers, and there was only a round head left before she could hide, His Majesty the Emperor hooked his finger at her.

Yaga, I'm not calling her! Xu You shouted in his heart, his body was stunned, and he didn't dare to move.

"Your Majesty—" The little beauty rubbed in the emperor's arms for a while, but the emperor didn't react, and finally couldn't help but call him delicately. The emperor glanced at her very unrestrainedly, and said without a trace of emotion: "Stand down", the little beauty was frightened by his eyes, and she didn't dare to put a fart, and ran away with her skirt.

It turns out that he still has a good eye.

"Come here—" said the Emperor again, his eyes half-squinted, his expression as if he were very relaxed, but there was an indescribable sense of oppression all over his body.

Xu You realized that she had made a serious mistake, and she should not have stopped when the emperor had just hooked his finger at her. This easily gave the Emperor a signal that she could understand what he meant, so much so that she was hesitant to do now, not knowing whether Caesar would run away or obediently and obediently go forward to ask His Majesty the Emperor for his guilt.

At this moment when she hesitated and stopped, the emperor spoke again, with a smile in his voice, but it was even more terrifying than when he was expressionless at the beginning, "What, do you want me to go over and pick it up in person?" Do you really think that it will be impossible to have the support of the Queen Mother, and you won't even pay attention to me? It's not a matter of death in this palace, let alone a cat. ”

This vile and shameless old rascal actually threatened her! Such a person can still be an emperor! Xu You suddenly felt desperate for this ruthless world. At the same time, her knees went limp, and her body involuntarily pulled out of the flowers, spread her legs, and ran to the emperor at a trot, and shouted flatteringly at him with a round face.

She thought that she should maintain the last trace of dignity as a human being, so although she had a flattering attitude, she finally couldn't help but rub the emperor's trouser legs, and she never shamelessly begged for a hug - of course, the more important reason was that in case the emperor's majesty suddenly turned his face, she could still turn around and run away before he could do it.

"Ouch, I really understand!" The Emperor was a little surprised, and then laughed again, and this time the laughter was truly heartfelt and joyful.

Nima! I was deceived by him!

It's a shame!

Xu You was so angry that her face turned red, but unfortunately the expression on her face was blocked by a large piece of fluffy cat hair, so in the eyes of outsiders, she still had a puffed face. There was a villain in her heart who secretly instigated her to rush forward and give this stinky and shameless old rascal a claw, but she still had the most clarity in her mind, and finally held back and didn't make a move.

"What's your name?" The emperor frowned and thought for a while, and his slender fingers rubbed lightly against Xu You's eyebrows. Xu You squinted his eyes and couldn't help but play with him.

"Snow ...... Snow balls? The emperor finally remembered, and put his fingers on Xu You's chin to gently tickle him. I can't see that this stinky rascal is quite good at teasing cats, and his movements are quite skillful, Xu You thought while enjoying his eyes (this damn cat instinct!) ）。

Xu You was so comfortable that his tail was cocked, but he was still a little vigilant in his heart, his eyes narrowed, and he glanced at the emperor from time to time. What the hell is he trying to do? Want to prove she understands people? In fact, there are many cats and dogs who can understand human speech, but all pet cats and dogs have some IQ, and adult golden retrievers can be worth a five or six-year-old child.

Or rather, what is his conspiracy?

However, even if there is a conspiracy, there is no need to get along with a cat. The emperor's brain circuit is really different from ordinary people.

"Xue Tuan," the emperor asked slowly while scratching Xu You's chin, "Do you know who is behind Lu Dao's secret murder of the crown prince and the prince of Rui?" ”

Depend on! Xu Yu almost stood up, but fortunately she was comfortably served by the emperor, her body was a little sluggish, and her reaction was a little slow, so when she figured it out, her four legs hadn't begun to exert force, but her muscles were already obviously tight, so she pretended to shake her hair, squinted her eyes, and continued to squat on the emperor's knees as a pleasure gesture.

This old rascal suddenly asked this question? Could it be that he really treats her as a fairy? Close your eyes, pinch your fingers, and you can know 500 years and 500 years? Can a finger of the tail still break the good luck? This old rascal doesn't look like such a brainless person!

The emperor waited for a long time and didn't see her reacting, and the movement in his hand finally stopped, lifted Xu You from his knee and put it on the stone table, and looked at her with the corners of his mouth hooked and smiled. Xu You sat down honestly, and his posture was so upright that he could be printed in a textbook.

"Hey, as I get older, this brain becomes more and more useless, and I would say these things to a cat." The emperor sighed faintly, rubbed the corners of his eyes, and then reached out and pinched the back of Xu You's neck. Xu You suddenly felt like a piece of good pork belly on the chopping board, and His Majesty the Emperor was looking at her with a smile on the eyes of the food, his eyes were as hot as an oven, and the fat on Xu You's body was rattling.

Is he planning to kill the cat? Xu You secretly guessed in her heart that she wanted to take a few steps back and flee while the emperor was not paying attention, but after thinking about it carefully, she felt that it was all in vain. Her little cat, even if she has eaten well recently and become larger, but with her round and plump body, she will definitely not be able to fight this old rascal.

Even the King of Qi knows martial arts, Prince Rui is still a master, how can the emperor be a weak scholar? Can a weak scholar have such oppressive and murderous eyes? Take 10,000 steps back and say, even if the emperor himself is not good, but people can turn the entire palace over with one sentence, Xu You didn't think that he could get benefits from him.

So she dispelled the idea of escaping again, and looked at His Majesty the Emperor with an extremely sad and pleading look, and if she couldn't do it, she could only rub his trouser legs shamelessly......

What kind of cat is this!

"Or else?" The Emperor spoke to her in a gentle, deliberative tone, with a smile on his face, which was extremely hateful, "If you don't know what to do now, go to the palaces to check." Anyway, you're just a cat, and others won't be wary. If you find out the news, you will go to the imperial study to look for me, and I will definitely have a great reward at that time, how about it? ”

What if you can't find out? Xu You slandered in his heart, this emperor must have been kicked in the head by a donkey, he actually sent a cat to investigate the case, did he forget to take medicine when he got up this morning?

"Will you promise?" The emperor ignored Xu You's disdainful eyes and continued to ask. Xu You raised his right paw and waved at him, the emperor was stunned, blinked, suddenly understood something, slowly stretched out his hand, well, and slapped lightly with the fluffy cat's paw.

Fuck, the emperor roared inside: I was just idle and bored and wanted to give it a try, but I didn't expect it to be a demon cat!

Xu You returned to Anping Palace exhausted, Zhao Chengjin was already looking for her everywhere, and when he saw her jumping off the roof listlessly, he happily rushed forward and said loudly: "Xue Tuan'er, what do you think this is?" He stretched out his hand hidden behind his back to Xu Yu as if offering a treasure, and there were two fresh lychees lying in the palm of his meaty palm.

"Here you go!" Zhao Chengjin's eyes were shining, his smile was so bright that it was almost blinding, and he personally peeled the lychee skin for Xu Yu as he spoke, and then sent it to her mouth diligently.

What a good boy! Although he has been close to the sixth and seventh children recently, so that he has neglected her a little, this child is still the most lovely, Xu You thought to himself with tears in his eyes, but unfortunately, her sorrow cannot be cured by two lychees.

Although the pressure was a bit high, Xu You didn't want to show it in front of Zhao Chengjin, she tried to forget the emperor's sinister and terrifying handsome face, and played games with Zhao Chengjin for a while.

Zhao Chengjin invented a new game, which was to let Xu You pull his sleeve and play the swing. It's a bit naïve to play, but—well, she's going to work on her arm strength. Once you have practiced your skills, maybe you can help her escape in the future?

Tomorrow, let's start with the first check in the palace? The bitter royal cat racked his brains and thought, it was really a wise choice to study in the police academy at the beginning, no, even if he became a cat, he still had to rely on this profession to eat!

Long live Sheriff Whitecat!