Chapter 30: Why Is There Only Hideyoshi Here?
Note: This chapter begins with Hideyoshi's perspective......
"Before accepting the commission, let me introduce myself, my name is Hideyoshi Kinoshita, please make no mistake, I am a boy......"
In the only tavern in a certain village, a short-haired beautiful girl magic swordsman wearing a swordsman costume and a beautiful bracelet is accepting the village's commission, but why is this self-introduction so inconsistent!
Yes, the old decay also feels very disobedient. But there is no way, who made the old decay Kinoshita Hideyoshi, that's right, it is the same Hideyoshi in the famous "Stupid, Quiz, Summoning Beast". Why are you old and decayed, accepting a mercenary commission in a medieval village instead of fighting a trial call war in Class F of Wenyue Academy? That's because of the decay that has crossed over.
Yes, Lao Yu is a traverser, the kind of guy who rules the world after the beginning of the fantasy YY novel, because of various unlucky factors, he travels to other worlds, kills the Quartet and collects girls to open the Crystal Palace, and then rules the world after Long Aotian. Although Lao Yu also wants to say that he is Long Aotian, but the reality is very cruel, Lao Yu is not Long Aotian, just a traverser dressed as Hideyoshi.
It seems that when the old man crossed into this world, he might be five or six years old, God knows how much he has shrunk, and his name has been forgotten, but he remembers that he used to be a celestial dynasty house. When he realized that he had crossed, he was already standing by an unknown river, wearing an unknown school uniform and a strange bracelet on his wrist.
From the reflection of the river, the old man found that he had actually become a cute Lori.,This discovery made the old man frightened.,But the emergency examination of the body made the old man breathe a sigh of relief.,He didn't become Lori.,Just became a cute boy.。
#! "What 'just' became a cute boy!" Not becoming a Lori really made the old man breathe a sigh of relief, but the cute boy will be bent. In the end, the bracelet made the old man completely dead, because the old man's bracelet summoned a three-headed Q version of Hideyoshi wearing a beautiful samurai costume and holding a pheasant sword. ORZ, this cute boy is a sure thing, because the old man is the spokesperson of this image - Kinoshita Hideyoshi.
Just when the old ORZ was at a loss by the river, considering whether to commit suicide by throwing himself into the river to see if he could cross back, the village chief of Biaz passed by and picked me up and raised me as the sister of his daughter Sarina. You heard it right, it's a younger sister, no matter how young it is, no one thinks that the old man is a man, it's just Hideyoshi.
Lao Yu originally planned to live in this village forever, usually doing farm work, and in his spare time he and his sister received his father's swordsman training, and maybe when he grew up, he would marry Sarina's sister and inherit his father's position as the village chief, and die of old age after giving birth to Xiao Hideyoshi.
However, a few months ago, an incident made the old man realize how dangerous the world was in his world, and a group of guys who called themselves "Tain" rushed into the village with a large number of werewolf monsters, and arrested everyone to do hard labor to dig up the mountains (the show teased the magician RETURN opens). Lao Yu and his sister went to the outside of the mountain to ask for help, but they were injured and captured, and their sister was also knocked off the cliff and her life and death are unknown.
When I saw the rescuers invited by my sister at the construction site, I couldn't believe my eyes, it was Lena Imbas and White Snake Naka, this is actually the world of "Show Teasing Magician".
I won't mention the battle later, and I'll talk too much about the number of words. In short, with everyone's efforts, the magic weapon left behind by the goblins, the Warcraft King "Longblas", was hit, and the funny terrorist organization "Tain" was destroyed, and the leader Grave was sanctioned by the former employees who owed their wages and detained in the village to work to pay off their debts.
This battle, which looks more like a farce afterwards, makes the old man realize his weakness, and the old man begins to learn magic from the imprisoned Grave, who is a third-rate magician who can only be funny, but can still teach basic magic. Because he can pay off his debts with his tuition, he can't wait to teach all his knowledge to the old man. And in order to earn room and board expenses, the creditors also did not lack guidance on swordsmanship and magic.
I thought that this practice would take a long time, but after the old man successfully used the first magic, the bracelet suddenly glowed, and he spit out a magic test paper for the old man to answer. Khan, if you cross into the other world, you can't get rid of the exam-taking education of the Celestial Empire! After trying to answer the question, I actually found that my summoned beast panel also had magic power. The score of the test paper is the academic ability of the old decay, and the higher the academic ability, the stronger the magic of the decay and the summoned beast.
In this way, not only can the old decay itself fight with swordsmanship and magic, but there is also a clone that can be assisted. After entering all the magic information into the bracelet, the old man with great confidence said goodbye to his father and sister and began to travel to this world to train himself.
The hand-in-hand battle with Lena ignited the old man's ambition as a time-traveler, how could he be a mediocre farmer in a small mountain village for a lifetime? How do you have to go through it vigorously.
And if I am an ordinary farmer, will I be able to live peacefully until I die of old age? Rai is planning to resurrect the demon king Shabraniel to cure his eyes, the demon dragon king Zabu is plotting to rule Sailen, and the Hades king Fibrizzo wants to summon chaos to destroy the world and the gods of the world world, and they also use this world world as a landfill, and they actually want to throw a big demon king boss like the dark star into this world and let people not live. As long as Lena doesn't deal with it well, this world will definitely be destroyed. The old man would rather die because he fought side by side with Lina than the destruction of the world and die because there was nowhere to escape.
For this reason, the old man left the village to travel, training himself and looking for Lena. Recently, the road expenses have been almost spent, and it just so happens that some villagers want to hire mercenaries to eliminate the orcs who occupied the village barn, so the scene at the beginning appeared.
Although the village was poor and backward, and the villagers were very ignorant, they still accepted the employment for the sake of 1 golden Brother Kong Fang. Let's hope they pay the bill with Cylon gold, it would be bad if it was the Djoyana gold coins that have been getting less and less valuable lately, and there won't be much left after the supply is finished.
This village has a legend of being ravaged by orcs, and it is very scared when you meet strange-looking people, and yesterday someone found traces of orcs in the barn, so the villagers hired mercenaries to take back the barn and kill the orcs. Fortunately, the Q version of Hideyoshi was not summoned before, and strictly speaking, the Q version of Hideyoshi is also in half-beast form, and it will be disgusted by the villagers.
A villager led the old man to the outside of the barn, he was very afraid of this unfortunate errand, and he was reluctant to move forward far from the barn, and ran away without a shadow when he pointed in the direction, as if he was afraid of being eaten by the orcs.
Drawing his sword, the old man gently opened the door of the barn and prepared to fight, but the creatures inside made the old man stunned.
I thought that a few muscular brothers like WOW green skins would immediately rush out of the barn, howling and wielding axes to fight with the old man. But there is no green-skinned brother in it, only on the straw pile I saw a sleeping double ponytail cat-eared Lori rubbing her eyes, as if she had just woken up when she heard the sound of the door opening.
Such a healing picture almost blinded the old kryptonite dog's eyes, what about the stinky orcs who robbed the barn? Could it be this harmless sailor suit cat ear Lori? Were those villagers defeated by the soft girl selling cute?
"No, sailor's suit? How could there be a sailor suit in this medieval world of swords and sorcery? Could it be that she is also a time-traveler? Just when the old man was stunned, the other party had already woken up.
Let's turn back to the Misaka perspective......
Misaka was really unlucky to die, and he was actually pitted by Yuki three times in a row, three times! First of all, he created a sunspot inexplicably, and then when he became a magician, his magic went violent, and he also encountered a teleportation error when he went to a horror movie to train later. Fortunately, this teleportation error was attributed to the instability of the space-time rift by the main god, otherwise Misaka would have suffered a big loss.
It's been more than a month since Misaka came to this world, and the main god's watch shows that the main god has found an error in the teleportation location, but because of the repair of the teleportation channel, Misaka can only go back one day after resting. The cost of this world is still 10 points and 1 day, and if there is enough dangerous event, the mission will be issued.
I don't know where Misaka is, but it looks like the Middle Ages in the West, and the existence of magic is very popular, and you can even see a magic shop in the town. After seducing a little Lori with the only lollipop he had left, and learning the local language through a magic guide, Misaka began a life of traveling and exercising in this world.
Obviously, the professionals in this world are all masters of strange costumes, Misaka once saw a female sorcerer wearing a bikini and went out, but the people around him turned a blind eye to this, and a few perverts and monsters Shu Huang took a few more looks, and all kinds of strange orc warriors are not uncommon, and Misaka finally doesn't have to worry about being burned to death by fools because of his appearance and clothing. After a month of traveling, Misaka finally realized that the world he was in was "Show Teasing Magician", which was really a dangerous place.
After learning that it was Xiu's world, Misaka decided to go to Ceren first to confirm the story time and see if he could get in touch with Princess Amelia. The barn where he is staying now is a place to rest during his trip, and yesterday Misaka had planned to ask the villagers here how to get there, but the villagers ran away when they saw them. Really,Misaka is such a cute cat-eared Lori doesn't care.,Deserve to for the rest of your life.。
There was no way, it was getting late, so I had to spend the night in the barn. In the morning, the magic barrier suddenly sounded an alarm, and someone came, and Misaka pretended to have just woken up to confuse the other party, but secretly prepared for battle.
What did Misaka see? A girl stood at the door stunned with a sword! Misaka felt that the other party was very familiar, and he should have seen it somewhere.
"Woo meow, please don't hurt Misaka Meow, Misaka is just spending the night here. Misaka didn't spoil the grain in the barn, and my sister didn't cut Misaka Meow. "Misaka is huddled in a ball, disguised as a soft loli.
Hideyoshi saw the pitiful appearance of the cat-eared Lori, sighed and put away the long sword. I thought it was some kind of vicious monster.,It turned out to be a cute thing.,Do stupid villagers actually think that this soft loli will destroy the village (in fact, it can be wiped out with one shot)? It's true.,How to catch a cute cat-eared Lori to exchange money as a homebody.,Such a cute Lori has to be taken care of.,How can you kill it.。
"Hello, the old man's name is Hideyoshi, Hideyoshi Kinoshita. The villagers hire the old man to clear out the orcs who have encroached on the barn, but it looks like the old man is out of the task. Don't worry, old decay won't hurt you. Also, the old man is a boy. Hideyoshi came over and touched Misaka's head, "What's your name, little miss?" Is it lost? By the way, did you just say Misaka? Just now you said your name is Misaka!! Hideyoshi suddenly found that the other party's name was familiar to him.
"You're Hideyoshi? Kinoshita Hideyoshi? What are you doing here pretending to be a mercenary when you don't run here with Wenyue School Park and Mingjiu Jiji? Misaka also recognized the other party.
"What about you? As a cannon sister, I don't play in the college city, play with sunspot lilies, kick vending machines and drink free drinks, what do you do here to cosplay cat ears and sell cute? "Isn't this Sister Cannon? Although it's a shrunken version, is it Misaka Mei?
"No road race! No Road Race! No Road Race! Misaka didn't play as a hemp, kicking the vending machine. Misaka retorted.
"It looks like it's with Kuroko Lily." Hideyoshi counterattacked. Sweat! Misaka ORZ.
The two of us have big eyes on each other, and we find that there is a big problem with each other's identities.
"The Heavenly King Covers the Tiger? From the Celestial Empire? "Try this, the legendary Traveler Standard Connector Whisper.
"Treasure... Pagoda Town River Demon. You too? Hideyoshi was quick to give an answer.
"Comrade, the organization has been found." ×2, the two of us were in tears, looking like revolutionaries had found the organization, but our guards did not let go, and there were many people who were in the same boat with each other, but there were more stabs in the back. Everyone is not strong enough, so it's better to be careful.
The two of us quickly started talking in the barn, but it was mostly Misaka listening to Hideyoshi talk about her experience.
“…… That's it, the old man left the village and began to travel and train himself, what about you? Is it a super electromagnetic cannon or an Osaka girl? actually became a cat-eared girl, when did you come over? Hideyoshi finished talking about his situation and began to ask Misaka.
"Let's say it first, don't be surprised, don't say it. There are many things that Misaka can't say, but you can rest assured that Misaka won't stay in this world for long, and if you want NTR Takasato and Lena to play with Lily Misaka, you won't care. Because Misaka is this ......" raised his left hand, and the main god watch appeared in front of Hideyoshi.
"The old man is a man..., I'll go to it, how can it be the main god space? Sister Cannon entered the main god space? You... Which team are you from? Hideyoshi was startled, and he didn't bother to explain that he couldn't do Yuri, he didn't expect to meet the infinitely terrifying reincarnation.
"The captain of Misaka is called Zheng Zhe, and the extra information Misaka can't say, if you can't say it, you can't say it, you know how to punish it." Hurry up and cover Hideyoshi's mouth, Misaka doesn't want to be warned by the main god to deduct points. But Hideyoshi's mouth is so tempting, just covering it makes my heart move, and I want to kiss it. Hey? What would Misaka be interested in Hideyoshi? Forget it, whatever, it's not a boy anyway.
Hideyoshi also calmed down, since he has crossed into Hideyoshi, it is not impossible to run through Sister Cannon into infinite terror, but in this way, the possibility of conflict between the two sides is also very small, unless the other party wants to get Lena to the main god space.
"So how did you get here? I remember you haven't been here. "Hideyoshi wonders why Misaka came here, I haven't heard that the Nakasu team has experienced anime horror movies.
"There was a teleportation error, the exact reason is unknown. Misaka has been exchanged for half a year, and there are about 5 months to go back, so let's go find Lena together before that, okay? Misaka wants to hire you to explain this world to Misaka, and Misaka will pay you. Misaka is the magician of the Temporal Authority, and he won't hold you back. "Misaka sent an invitation to Hideyoshi.
We quickly negotiated a reward, with Hideyoshi and Misaka teaming up to find Rina, and Misaka paying money and equipment as a reward for Hideyoshi to accompany the family to get acquainted with this world. In this way, Misaka didn't spend anything to have a land snake who was familiar with this world world to lead the way, and Hideyoshi also received a lot of money for cultivation.
As for Hideyoshi's mission to recapture the barn and destroy the evil cat-eared Misaka? Is there such a task? What does a little trouble with a bad gold coin have to do with us. Misaka and Hideyoshi ran towards the rising sun, leaving only a lonely barn standing there.