Chapter 166: Life is like a play, not just by deception

"Dare, whoever doesn't dare is a grandson!" The chief master was aroused by Shi De, mainly because there were more and more onlookers around, he was difficult to ride a tiger, and he was also confident that with his years of experience in walking the rivers and lakes, he would lose to a young man in his early 20s? Just kidding, he eats more salt than Shi De.

"Okay." Shi shook his fist at the surrounding crowd, "Fathers and fellow villagers, uncles and aunts, I will have a face-to-face experience with this master here, and please be a witness." Everyone heard what the chief master said just now, whoever loses has to apprentice to the master, and they have to listen to the master's words...... Fathers and fellow villagers, do you understand? ”

"Understood." The old man and the old lady who were watching were all energetic and not afraid of having something to do. If you lose, you have to admit it, and whoever doesn't admit it is a grandson! ”

Yes, very good, the atmosphere is very warm, Shi can see that the current situation is already on the line, and his goal has been achieved, so he turned back to the chief master and said: "Master, let's start the competition, how to compare, you have the final say." ”

The chief master has set up a stall in Fuyang Park for many years, and has never encountered something provoked, although he often makes mistakes in face to face fortune telling, but he can always justify himself in time, fooling the past, today's things, let him shine at the same time, but also aroused his competitive spirit.

Originally, the chief master had no real skills, only read a few introductory face books, and thought that he had mastered the art of face-seeking, and he had walked the rivers and lakes for many years, one relied on observing the face, the second relied on tricks, and the third relied on coaxing and deception, basically leveling 80 percent of the people who asked for divination and fortune, including officials and wealthy businessmen and dozens of years old people, like Shi De, who looked like ordinary young people who were neither sons nor rich people, he had seen a lot, and usually, a few words could scare the other party into a fart and then obediently pay the money. Unexpectedly, the most easily coaxed ordinary young man dared to challenge his authority in public, really when his more than ten years of stall career, relying on all deception?

Life is like a play, it can't all rely on deception, in addition to deception, there must also be acting skills and ventriloquism.

"How to compare? Simple, I'll give you a look at you and talk about your current state of life. That's right, you just don't have to pay for it. The chief master stretched out his hand and took out a compass, circled around Shi De in a thoughtful manner, and then smiled coldly, "Young man, you have nothing to achieve now, and your monthly income is less than 300 yuan, right?" ”

When Shi De gave the chief master ten yuan just now, he deliberately crumpled the money into a ball, and when he took out the money, he showed a very reluctant and distressed look, and the chief master did have some eyesight, and noticed the details he deliberately set, he nodded and said: "That's right, the master is right, I am indeed very poor now." ”

The chief master smiled triumphantly, his eyes fell on Shi De's shoes again, and when he saw that there was fresh soil on Shi De's shoes-Shi De went to the river with He Ye just now and stepped on the mud-he had a plan in his heart: "You are doing hard work now, aren't you?" ”

Alas, I'm sorry master, and kindly deceived your eyes, Shi De nodded and said: "Master is right again, I now get up early every day and are greedy for darkness, just to earn a bite to eat." ”

The chief master almost looked up to the sky and smiled, Shi Deshui was so shallow, and dared to challenge his authority, what a fool, he continued: "You are single now, you don't even have a partner, no, your parents are not around, I am right?" ”

Shi De's dress is very ordinary, his pants are a little wrinkled, his shirt is not ironed, although his hair is not dirty, but it is not a mess, plus he has not had time to shave his beard, as long as you look closely, you can see that he is a happy bachelor, not only is there no woman around him to take care of him, but also no parents to care about.

Of course, there are a few women around Shi De, but if you have to say that Shi De has no object, it is reasonable, after all, he and no one have yet confirmed their relationship.

Nodding, Shi De once again affirmed the judgment of the chief master: "That's right, the master's words are completely correct." ”

"Not only are your career not going well, but your life is also full of confusion, and you don't know what to do next, so you are cynical, eager to prove that you want to show yourself, but you are timid, and you dare not do anything too out of the ordinary, and finally you decided to find a fortune teller to prove your ability, so you deliberately provoked trouble, didn't you?" Seeing that Shi De was bypassed by himself step by step, the chief master was secretly happy in his heart, and wanted Shi De to jump into a bottomless pit after being the most embarrassed, so that he could no longer climb up and was defeated.

Shi De smiled, seeing that the time was ripe, he was not in a hurry to refute the words of the chief master, but took a step back, stood one meter away from the chief master, and looked the chief master up and down a few times: "Master, your words are finished, next, it's time for me to give you a face." ”

The chief master had a general reflex, and instantly straightened his waist, as if Shi's eyes were like the camera was going to record a program for him, and he looked eager to show and be photogenic: "Open your eyes and see, master, I look dignified, I am a rich and noble person." ”

Shi De was almost not amused by the chief master's pose, he thought that the chief master had been walking the rivers and lakes for many years, and as a deception, he should be a serious and serious character, but he didn't expect that he still had the talent to be a comedian, and a liar also wanted to be on camera. But when I think about it, I cheat money, cheat fame, cheat power, the world is disturbed, many people indulge in it, cheat and cheat, and finally deceive themselves.

However, if you want to say that the face of the chief master, it is really not the appearance of poverty and hardship, of course, it has nothing to do with the appearance of wealth and nobility. Then again, even if he is rich and noble, with what he is doing now, he will be exhausted of blessings, and there will be no blessings to enjoy.

With Shi's eyesight, the chief master is not even a beginner, but only a layman. It is precisely because there are too many laymen like the chief master who walk the rivers and lakes to deceive the world, so that the face is misunderstood by the world, and finally slandered as feudal superstition. Shi De didn't have to justify his face, but wanted to take this opportunity to educate liars like the chief master.

"Chief Master, do you know that the face of the Dao is divided into five senses, three stops and the twelve signs, and the five senses all know that the Dao refers to the ears, eyebrows, eyes, nose, and mouth, and the three stops refer to the upper, middle and lower three stops, so what does the twelve signs refer to, do you know the Dao?" Shi De did not intend to take the chief master, but simply popularized the basic knowledge of face to the onlookers.

"What the zodiac is, of course I know it." The chief master saw that Shi De did not play cards according to common sense, and wanted to test him, so he couldn't help but smile proudly, "The twelve palaces are the palace of life, the palace of wealth, the palace of brothers, the palace of husband and wife, the palace of children, the palace of misfortune, the palace of migration, the palace of slaves, the palace of Guanlu, the palace of Tian Zhai, the palace of fortune, and the palace of parents, which correspond to various interests in a person's life. ”

It seems that the chief master has also read a lot of photo books, and he is very familiar with the 12 palaces, yes, Shi De nodded secretly, the 12 signs are located above the physiognomy, and they are artificially divided into twelve areas, which correspond to the respective fortunes of a person's life, such as the life palace, located between the two eyebrows, which is commonly known as the Yin Tang, which is related to a person's basic fortune, so there will be a saying about how the Yin Tang is dark in the face term. As for what fortune the other palaces correspond to, as the name suggests, you can know the general way.

Similarly, the five senses can also make a general analysis of a person's general fortune, and then judge a person's fortune, usually the eyebrows are related to health and status. The eyes are related to a person's willpower and the goodness of the heart. The nose is related to a person's wealth and health. The mouth is related to a person's happiness, food and luck. The ear is related to a person's longevity.

The three stops, the upper stops, refer to the hairline on the forehead to the eyebrows, in charge of the fortune of the teenager, and the fortune between the ages of 15 and 30. The middle stop refers to the middle age from the eyebrows to the nose and the head, in charge of the middle-aged fortune, in charge of the fortune between the ages of 31 and 50. Downward stop refers to the movement from the nose to the chin, which is in charge of the fortune of old age and the fortune after the age of 51.

Basically, if the upper stop is high, long and plump, square and broad, the main social status is high. And if there is flesh in the middle, the Lord will be rich and long-lived. If the next stop is complete, upright, and heavy, the Lord will be blessed in his life. In addition, the ear part is in charge of the juvenile fortune before the age of 15, so the ear is good, which is helpful for the juvenile luck.

"Since the chief master is very clear about the twelve palaces, then I want to ask the chief master, your life palace is dark, do you know the way?" Shi De began to set up a trap for the chief master, he took a step forward, pointed to the chief master's seal, and asked the crowd of onlookers loudly, "Is he a black mess here?" ”

It was the morning, the sun had just risen, Shi De greeted the sun, the chief master turned his back to the sun, Shi de took a step forward, and blocked part of the sunlight, under the background of the surrounding environment and the light environment deliberately created by Shi De, the chief master is not a white race, and it is strange that he does not blacken.

If you talk about building momentum, with the experience of the chief master walking the rivers and lakes for more than ten years, he is definitely not Shi De's opponent, not to mention that Shi De entered the physiognomy late, but it is much more advanced than the chief master, Shi De's words were just out, and the onlookers loudly echoed Shi De: "It's black." ”

The chief master was startled, no matter how confident he was, he thought that Shi De was bluffing him, and he couldn't stand so many people around him from agreeing with Shi De's statement in unison, so he subconsciously touched the Yin Tang - he couldn't touch the color - he took a step back, took out a mirror from his body, and took a picture in public.