Chapter 327: Turning into a mortal and entering the WTO!
Jiangnan is a good place, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, and the people are more beautiful, this sentence sounds a little familiar, yes, this is Yi Tian's understanding of Jiangnan when he was a child, at that time he very much hoped to come here to open his eyes and enjoy the beautiful scenery and beautiful women......
Ten days later, a city in the south of the Yangtze River.
Today's temperature is as high as 38 degrees, the highest temperature since the beginning of summer, and the halo of light around the sun circles around, reflecting a little dizzy on people's heads.
At the corner of the pedestrian street, two young men kept fanning with folding fans in their hands, and their eyes were fixed on passers-by.
"It's so hot, I'm sweating all over when I find a place in the shade, black cow, go buy two bottles of chilled mineral water." The man named 'Yi Tian' handed the two dollars to the man named 'Black Bull', and then began to continue to look at the passers-by, especially at the sexy woman who was wearing revealing clothes, both eyes were a little straight, and the expression of lust was self-evident.
After taking the money, Hei Niu smiled and said, "Okay, boss, I'll come when I go." With that, the handsome man in a white vest, big pants and slippers walked towards the cold drink stand.
And this man named Black Bull is the real Yi Tian! After all the things were dealt with, seven days ago, he came here, rented a house, and started his old business of fortune-telling on the street, and he heard that this pedestrian street was very lively, so he came here to set up a stall the next day.
Unexpectedly, his name was too loud, and there were actually several men who lied that it was Yi Tian who set up stalls here, and the one who spoke to him was one of them, because he was the same age and close to each other, the two quickly became acquainted, in fact, this man's real name is Zhao Mengfan, he has no real skills, and his bragging kung fu is first-class. If an outsider listens to him so flickering, he will take the bait.
And this guy is very, two days ago he told a very charming young woman, touched people's palms and faces for a long time, and almost touched his chest, it was a coincidence, this woman's boyfriend is a gangster, and he was walking around with a few younger brothers, and when he saw such a situation, he gave Zhao Mengfan a fat beating. His face was still bruised, and his face was obviously much more swollen than usual, and he seemed to be accustomed to this little ordeal, no. The old mistakes have been made again, and the eyes and minds have begun to be dishonest again.
A few days after contact with Yitian. He felt that Yi Tian was good. The two got along quite well, so he was embarrassed to lie to Yi Tian again, and told his true identity, he was a local, and he was very obsessed with theology, but there was no way. I don't know anyone, so I can only study it myself, and the research time is not long, three years. He is very honest about some written things, but in Yi Tian's opinion, this person's understanding is almost a bit, and he is still two or five eyes, and it should be said that he has not even crossed the threshold of theology.
When the two chatted, Zhao Mengfan often said that Yi Tian, the counselor of the Theological Association, was his idol, and he worshiped him so much that he regarded Yi Tian as a god. Also, rumors have always been ethereal, and when Yi Tian heard those rumors, he felt that he had admired himself, and some things had never been done at all, and he actually made people treat them as industry models.
Since Zhao Mengfan was one year older than Yi Tian, Yi Tian covered up his name and used the title of his friend Hei Niu, so he called this Yi Tian who pretended to be himself the boss according to the name that Hei Niu usually called himself, thinking about it, he himself found it interesting.
Zhao Mengfan has a casual personality, and when he learned that Yi Tian was from the northern countryside, he also took good care of Yi Tian, and sometimes helped Yi Tian Zhang Luo's business, although sometimes he always asked Yi Tian to buy cigarettes and water, but he was generous and would also give Yi Tian a copy.
Yi Tian didn't care about this, what he needed now was to keep a normal heart and start a journey of transforming into a mortal world.
Not after running a few steps, Yi Tian raised his head, looked at the sky, and said to himself: "God's temper baby's face will change when he says it." ”
"Black Bull, what are you muttering, hurry up and buy water" Zhao Mengfan frowned when he saw Yi Tian staring at the sky in a daze.
"Boss, I think it's going to rain this day......"
"It's raining?" Zhao Mengfan looked at the sky, which can be described as cloudless, "What are you kidding, what kind of rain is this kind of world?" Hurry up, I'm dying of heat. ”
Yi Tian smiled and nodded without saying anything more, and walked briskly towards the cold drink stand.
After a while, Yi Tian came over with a bottle of mineral water and handed it to Zhao Mengfan, Zhao Mengfan saw that Yi Tian only bought a bottle of water, shook his head, thinking that Yi Tian was trying to save money, so he didn't say anything.
Bang!
There was a thunderclap on the ground, which frightened Zhao Mengfan and the cold mineral water in his hand fell directly to the ground, "Damn, it's really going to rain, you guy is really accurate." ”
Seeing a large black oppressive dark cloud sweeping like a wave, he quickly got up with Ma Za, "Black Bull, I'll go first, my family's clothes haven't been confiscated, if my sister's clothes are wet, she will have to beat me." ”
With a few words, he ran away.
Yi Tian smiled and sat down, the clouds came and the wind rose, the waves swept the willows, blowing his slightly messy hair and shaking constantly, feeling the comfortable breeze, blowing every pore, the whole person's state of mind was indeed much calmer than before, he believed that if he continued like this, in a year's time, he should be like the mad demon Taoist said, and resolve the state of going crazy.
After sitting for a while, watching the fast walking passers-by on the street, he got up and walked towards the Hannover restaurant across the street.
Now that he can't cultivate, the state of Bigu has been eliminated, he has to eat every day, and Yi Tian's food is not small, and he hasn't eaten a good meal these days, so he plans to make up for himself today.
I don't know if Lu Dao is intentional or a coincidence, just when he just walked under the eaves of the western restaurant, the sky suddenly rained heavily.
"Boy, hurry up and get out of the way for the old lady!"
A good-looking young woman, wearing a white knitted sweater and denim hot pants, rushed straight over, pushing Yi Tian, who was walking, to the side, and the woman walked quickly into the western restaurant.
At this moment, a group of strong men also ran behind him, "Boy, hurry up and get out of the way!" ”
Yi Tian jumped to the side, frowning and staring at these people as he hurriedly entered the Western restaurant. "Why are these guys all virtuous, and there is no fire behind their buttocks, why are they in a hurry?"
muttered angrily, he walked into the western restaurant, maybe his dress was too different from ordinary people, many people in the restaurant looked at him, and seemed to think that such an old hat should not appear on such an 'elegant' occasion.
Watching the people of this western restaurant come and go every day, Yi Tian sat across the street, this was the first time he came in, but the waiter inside knew him. Isn't it just a stall to tell fortunes, who still believes it these days, it's all a trick of the people, it sounds like it is a fortune telling, and if it doesn't sound good, it is to cheat people out of money.
At this time, a waiter walked over. Different from the other customers, he frowned and asked, "What are you doing here?" Get out of here and don't disturb our restaurant's business. ”
"Uh...... Excuse me. I didn't come in to tell fortunes. I'm here to eat. ”
The waiter looked down at people and said, "Just you?" Hmph, do you know that we have a cup of coffee here for a lot of money, and a steak for a lot of money? Can you afford it? You can't read two hexagrams a day, and each hexagram costs ten yuan, which is not enough for even a cup of coffee. ”
Some of the surrounding customers laughed when they heard the waiter. At this time, they found out what Yi Tian was doing, but looking at Yi Tian's dress of selling pork was too unprofessional, how could they have to make a trick to support the scene, otherwise how could they make money?
Windy and choppy. Yi Tian had never seen anything, and now he didn't bother to care about such a thing, and smiled very calmly: "Don't worry, since I dare to come to dinner, I don't have to worry about money, how much I eat, how much money I give, can you let me find a place to sit down now?" ”
At this time, a woman's voice sounded at the bar, "Xiao Zhang, all the guests who come in are guests, no matter who they are, they must be well received, let this guest in." ”
It was the proprietress of this Western restaurant who spoke, named Wu Mei, twenty-six years old, full of charm, rumored to be the concubine of a local gangster, and some of the customers who came here were here to see her beauty, but they didn't dare to think about it.
Hearing this, the waiter no longer stopped him, Yi Tian glanced at Wu Mei, and walked towards the table by the window.
As soon as I sat down, I found that there was a person squatting under the dining table covered with a long green cloth, it was the young woman who hurriedly ran in before, she was about twenty years old, this woman kept gesturing to Yi Tian, and also made threatening gestures, and then looked around, those strong men were looking around as if looking for her, and then ran to the kitchen.
Yi Tian looked at the menu as if he had never seen it, and then the waiter came over, and said in a strange manner: "How is it, which one are you optimistic about?" ”
Yi Tian stared at the menu and said, "Two French-style steaks, one pasta, and a bottle of Budweiser beer, let's do these first, if it's not enough, I'll ask for it again." He closed the menu and put it on the table.
The waiter stood in place and didn't mean to leave, Yi Tian glanced at the waiter, took out his wallet from his trouser pocket, and took out three hundred-yuan bills and put them on the table.
After the waiter picked up the money, he looked at Yi Tian with a strange expression, thinking that Yi Tian had no money and was pretending to be poor, and then left.
After a while, the dishes and drinks were served. The young woman under the table saw that those strong men had not come out yet, and she often encountered this situation, and she knew that those people were chasing them out of the back door of the kitchen, so she patted her chest and let out a long breath, got up and sat opposite Yi Tian.
Yi Tiangang poured himself a beer, and he didn't care when he saw the young woman, but the young woman picked up the beer that Yi Tian had just poured very unceremoniously, and drank it all without saying a word.
"Hah...... It's so cool, I'm dying of thirst. Laughing, she wiped the beer foam from the corner of her mouth.
"Beauty, that's my beer......" Yi Tian said.
"That's right, it's your beer, I didn't say it's not yours, why do you think of me like this, I don't have any money for you." The young woman bowed down, clamped her arms, and pinched a deep cleavage between her breasts, "If you're lucky today, I'll show you." ”
…… (To be continued......)