Chapter 134: Discuss the issue of circles with the principal

Principal Lu of the principal's office of Jiangnan No. 2 Middle School was leisurely looking at the stack of small newspapers with various animal graphics in his hand at this time, frowning, not knowing which animal to buy today.

As the principal of a key high school, and as the principal of a public institution with an establishment and enjoying the treatment of deputy director, Lu Dongfang is certainly not short of money like Xiaofeng's mother. However, in addition to this salary, Principal Lu always has some personal hobbies, which costs a lot of money.

Principal Lui's hobby is neither stamp collecting, nor collecting, nor golfing, nor traveling around the world.

Those things, Lu Dongfang didn't like them at all, and they didn't mean much.

What he likes most is to go to major entertainment venues, find some young and beautiful girls to play, and play in different ways.

Dare to love this principal is also a **?

Principal Lu himself thinks that he is not a **.

He has never raised a junior, and he doesn't know what a love is. He is in his fifties, and his health is still very good now, and he is not lost to young people in his thirties at all.

At home, the yellow-faced wife, who is also in her fifties, of course, can't meet his needs, so Principal Lu has to go outside and pick up some game.

However, unlike He Dazhuang, who loves to eat grass next to the nest, Lu Dongfang does not like to attack the women around him.

Because, he knows very well that female teachers and female students can't be messed with.

However, a man's desire must always be satisfied. Therefore, he is smart, and he likes to go to those entertainment places to find excitement.

However, if you get infected with this addiction, it is like taking drugs, you can't quit, and that little salary is not enough at all.

Corruption and bribery, he doesn't dare. Invest in stocks, you always lose money. Buy some lottery tickets and the odds are equal to zero.

After being introduced by others, this Principal Lu was also obsessed with Mark Six.

Not to mention, his luck is not bad, and he actually earned him more than 10,000 yuan last month, which made him very happy.

Last night, he also deliberately took the money earned from betting on Mark Six, went to the "Flower Building", and played with the first card Liu Meiniang, and spent 8,000 yuan in one night.

No way? Eight thousand for a night? Right?

That's right, this Liu Meiniang's worth is too high, and there are so many men who want to kiss her that they are lined up. Later, "Hua Manlou" simply adopted the scientific and humane method of "bidding" to betray Liu Meiniang's right to hey.

In the end, Principal Lu finally got his wish, won the bid at a price 1234 yuan higher than the second place, and happily enjoyed this unparalleled Liu Meiniang.

But how can one night satisfy him? Therefore, he still wants to make more money, so that he can relive his old dream with this Liu Meiniang in the future.

People are not adulterous teenagers.

However, he is not a teenager anymore, but he is still "the old man is still a teenager".

At this moment, a group of people walked towards this side.

The door to the principal's office was open, and the principal saw a pair of beautiful legs in black stockings coming from afar.

Principal Lu hurriedly put down the animal "cipher code" in his hand and looked at the beautiful legs seriously.

He was starting to move again.

But this look, Principal Lu cooled down again.

The woman in front of this is Song Ruxue.

Song Ruxue is a well-known spicy product, and it is the kind of sullen spicy goods.

Don't look at Song Ruxue is still a little gentle in front of students, but when she is with her colleagues, she is the kind of master who is very unrestrained, energetic, and spicy, just like a cactus, and she can't be provoked.

The last time the teachers got together to drink, Principal Lu drank too much, and he actually wanted to put his hand on the shoulders of this beautiful female teacher and rub her oil.

Of course, he didn't want to do the next step, he just wanted to rub oil.

However, this Song Ruxue's face fell, not only pushed his hand away, but also taught him a lesson unfamiliarly, mocking him that he was so old, I am afraid that his function would have been scrapped a long time ago, and he still learned how young people rub oil.

The dignified principal was ridiculed in public, and of course Principal Lu had no face.

Fortunately, He Dazhuang came out to give him a round that day, saying that the principal cares about the younger generation of teachers and is willing to let them carry the burden, so he has to put his hand on the shoulders of the young teachers, which makes the principal have a step down.

Since then, he has known this wonderful woman.

He knew that this spicy woman could not only not play, but also could not rub oil, otherwise, she would die an ugly death.

This Song Ruxue, what is the matter today, what do you want to come to find yourself?

Behind Song Ruxue, a man rushed into the principal's office first.

"Headmaster, Headmaster, you must call the shots for me!" When the man came in, he wept and mourned.

When President Lu saw it, it turned out to be He Dazhuang, the head of the Academic Affairs Office.

"Director He? What happened to you? Why are you like this? Calm, calm! ”

"Headmaster, you must punish him!" He Dazhuang was still angry, and pointed outside, "It's this student, who actually disrespects the teacher, and pinched my underneath!" ”

"What?" Principal Lu was really shocked and amused, "Who pinched your underneath?" ”

"That's him!" He Dazhuang dragged Xiaofeng over from behind.

"Let me go, what are you doing? Hands and feet. The breeze resisted.

"Headmaster, that's him!" He Dazhuang finally caught a chance, "It's this Lu Xiaofeng, just now, he attacked me!" ”

"Oh? Why are you again? Lu Xiaofeng? Principal Lu looked at Lu Xiaofeng, a little surprised, "Are you the same Lu Xiaofeng who dressed up as a woman and avoided hooligans last time?" ”

Lu Xiaofeng disguised himself as a woman and ran away, and the whole school knew about it, and the principal was of course no exception.

He looked at the boy in front of him.

No wonder he can pretend to be a woman and run away without arousing the suspicion of others at all? Dare to love this kid is indeed beautiful! Alas, don't say it, if he really becomes a woman, then he is really a big beauty.

"yes, that's me. Are you a principal? Xiao Feng turned his face up, and even the principal didn't seem to pay attention to it.

Master, I paid for the consumption, not here to be managed by you.

Who's the principal? Isn't that the CEO of the school company that provided me with services? I am a consumer, you are a business operator, a service provider, we are equal, why should I be afraid of you?

Fortunately, Principal Lu didn't particularly care about the arrogance of this student.

"What the hell is going on?" The principal asked.

"Principal, this Lu Xiaofeng grabbed my bottom because he was dissatisfied with his grades, and he almost pinched my two things."

The two security guards couldn't help but want to laugh, but when they saw the principal's serious expression, they swallowed the smile again.

"You two, there's nothing to do with you here, let's get out of the road." The headmaster waved his hand at the two security guards and told them to get out of the room.

"Oh, is there such a thing?" The principal looked at Xiaofeng with a little surprise, "Lu Xiaofeng, what Director He said, is it true?" ”

"Of course?????? Not really. Xiaofeng shook his head, "I didn't pinch him at all." ”

"You, you lie!" He Da was angry, "Just now you obviously grabbed my underneath, and what else did you say B, D, or something." ”

"Joke!" Xiao Feng sneered, "I'm talking about the answer to the exam, it has nothing to do with you."

"What doesn't matter? You say, if I'm two circles, it's B. If there is only one circle, it is D. Isn't that what you say? He Dazhuang was annoyed.

"What is one circle, two circles?" The principal was confused, "We are a school here, not a chicken farm!" ”

Poof, Ruxue also laughed when she heard this.

"Headmaster, that's exactly what he said. He also said that one of mine was big and one was small. He Dazhuang said.

"What? Are you really like that? The headmaster was stunned.

Unexpectedly, this He Dazhuang was quite frank, and he didn't even hide the size of his circle.

Ruxue and Xiaofeng both laughed.

"Eh, that's what you said yourself, I didn't see it?" Xiao Feng was happy, "Principal, listen, how can I know which round he is big and which is small?" He didn't take his pants off and showed it to me? ”

At this moment, He Dazhuang's face was flushed, and he couldn't say a word for a long time.

"Headmaster, he, he's dissatisfied with his test results and deliberately retaliating!" He Dazhuang said.

"What are the test scores?" The principal asked.

Xiao Feng took out the exam paper, "Principal, this is the exam." You see, here, I obviously filled in B for this question, and he insisted that I was D, and said that the semicircle on it was written small, not a semicircle, and insisted on being seen as D. ”

The headmaster looked at it and somewhat understood.

"Oh, is that what happened? Director He, this is your mistake, his letter is indeed B? Anyone can see it. It's like saying, people are obviously B cups, why do you have to think of them as D cups? He's a boy, does he have that big cup? The headmaster pointed to Xiao Feng's flat chest.

Poof, Xiaofeng and Ruxue laughed so much that they wanted to vomit.

"Principal, I didn't even get the A-cup, okay?" Xiaofeng smiled, "Our Teacher Song is the D cup?" ”

Xiaofeng squeezed his eyes at Song Ruxue.

Ruxue was so angry that she was half dead, how could she say such a thing in front of the principal? However, she didn't dare to have a seizure.

"Alright, alright." The principal was also happy.

Sometimes he would tell the teachers little yellow jokes and talk about the cups of certain female teachers. However, this does not affect his dignity as a leader.

"Don't say anything B or D in front of me, it's a headache when you listen to it. Director He, you just said that Lu Xiaofeng attacked you, do you have any evidence? The headmaster asked.

"Evidence?" He Dazhuang was stunned.

This, how can there be evidence of this???????