Du Jia's words undoubtedly planted a cactus full of thorns in the heart of the prince of Thailand, which was not very painful, but it was stinging and uncomfortable.

Du Jia stared heartlessly at the beauties in the hall who were dripping with powder and crispy, and her eyes were straight, and she didn't notice that the men around her were already sad.

In addition, the palace banquet began and the dancing girl entered, Du Jia couldn't wait to have eight eyes, so that all the beauties could be collected in his mind, how could he still have time to pay attention to the Thai prince who wanted to talk and rest?

Xuan'er, who was sitting on the side, couldn't stand Du Jia's embarrassed expression, so she took out her handkerchief and handed it over.

Du Jia, who was looking at it, didn't know what was going on, and asked, "Xuan'er, what are you ......?"

"Wipe your saliva!" Xuan'er tilted her head, she really couldn't bear to see Du Jia's obscene appearance beyond her aesthetic tolerance.

"Hehe......" Du Jia took the handkerchief, wiped the corners of her mouth with a dry smile, and found that there were no water stains, only to realize that she had been tricked, "Xuan'er, are you teasing your master?" ”

"I'm just reminding you, don't embarrass us!" Xuan'er glanced at Du Jia with disgust on her face, "Cover your face with it if you don't have saliva, lest others say that you are shameless!" ”

Du Jia protested: "Why is the master shameless? This is called knowing how to appreciate beauty! Such a beautiful woman...... And dance, don't you like to watch the whirlpool? ”

"Boring!" Xuan'er is really tired of these stereotypical banquets, but it's a pity that every time her mother catches her, finally my sister comes back, thinking that there is a substitute, but I didn't expect my mother to let her go!

"Xuan'er, if you're bored, how about Ye take you out of the moon to admire the moon?" Du Jia's degree of diligence and fearlessness with a hot face and cold buttocks made Xiao Yun couldn't help but reward Du Jia with another Shaolin dragon grasp.

Du Jia rubbed his bruised arm, not daring to make another attempt, and Xuan'er also pretended to be very serious under the cold gaze of Daddy Shadow.

After the singing and dancing, it is time for all the beauties who want to marry into the royal family to show their talents and scratch their heads to attract the prince and the prince of Thailand.

The first to play was a woman wearing a purple flower palace dress, although the makeup on her face was a little thicker and there were more ornaments on her head, Du Jia felt that it was quite eye-catching.

The woman in purple bowed to the prince Yingying, and then played a song that was pleasing to the ear, although there were a few small flaws, but it did not affect Du Jia's indulgence at all.

When the woman played the end note, Du Jia stood up and applauded the venue, but unfortunately it was misunderstood as cheering.

The woman in purple blushed and glared at Du Jia: "This girl, the little woman knows that her piano skills are not good, and she still hopes that the girl will give her advice!" ”

Du Jia saw the beauty with a dishful face, and knew that she wanted to be crooked, and quickly explained: "Beauty, I think you play very well, it's really good!" Ye is not ......"

Concubine Xian Guifei was not interested in listening to Du Jia's nonsense, she just wanted to make her ugly: "Sister Yun'er's piano skills are outstanding, the tiger mother has no dog girl, I believe that Miss Se'er is also very good at piano skills, it is better to show it, so that you can feast your ears!" ”

"The concubine is praised! Se'er is stubborn by nature, how can she have these elegant skills? Xiao Yun smiled and played Tai Chi with Concubine Xian, "Don't let Se'er sweep everyone's Yaxing!" ”

"Sister Yun'er's words are not right, girls still have to learn what is virtuous and virtuous, and mothers can't indulge her without learning and not knowing! Sister, do you think what your sister said is right? "How could Concubine Xian let go of this opportunity to humiliate Xiao Yun's mother and daughter?

"Concubine Xian, you have too many words!" The king's majestic voice frightened the virtuous concubine and closed her mouth consciously.

Thinking that he had escaped, Du Jia just wanted to coax the purple-clothed beauty who hung her head and walked away, but she didn't want the prince to speak: "Father, the son also wants to listen to Sister Se'er play a song, please ask my father for permission!" ”

"This ......" The king looked at Xiao Yun and Du Jia in embarrassment, and was about to refuse, but Xiao Yun took the lead: "Then forgive Se'er for being ugly!" ”

"Xiao Yun, do you dare to Yin Ye?" Du Jia didn't expect Xiao Yun to put himself along, and blurted out angry words.

So Du Jia was sad, and Xiao Yun added a condition with a smile: "Let Se'er play and sing a song for everyone!" ”

"Dare to embarrass the old lady's face, the old lady will let the prince take you away tonight!" This sentence was squeezed out from between Xiao Yun's teeth, but Du Jia knew that its credibility was more than in. Party. Oath!

Du Jia walked slowly to the hall with a bitter gourd face, and sat in front of the guzheng for a while and didn't think of what song to play.

"Sister Se'er doesn't want to sit like this until tomorrow morning, right?" It is rare to see the domineering Du Jia make a mistake, and the prince is so happy in his heart.

After the prince opened his mouth like this, Du Jia really thought of a tune, gently raised his green jade fingers, and the beautiful notes jumped on the strings.

Du Jia sang to the melody: "The fine moon flies faintly in the night, and the cool breeze blows in the water of Huaqing Pond...... The crown princess poured her heart into the country, who are you for? Twenty-four bridges and lakes are tears for you, and it is difficult to snuggle up to ......" (selected from Wang Qiang's "The Crown Princess") After Du Jia finished singing, everyone was silent and silent, looking at the king and the prince who had changed color uneasily.

"Is the crown princess so miserable as the crown prince?" The crown prince was the first to attack.

Xiao Yun glared at Du Jia, and hurriedly stood up to play a round for Du Jia: "His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is angry, this is just a small song in Xiao Yun's hometown, it is a legendary story, not for Your Highness!" ”

"Legends?" The prince apparently didn't believe it.

"Yes! A touching story! A love of life and death that will never swerve to death! Xiao Yun smiled and winked at the prince, "If His Royal Highness the Crown Prince wants to know the Dao, you might as well let Se'er tell His Highness about it another day!" ”

"Don't!" "Good!" Du Jia and the prince spoke at the same time, but Du Jia spoke softly, and her opinions were directly filtered out by everyone.

The blind date banquet returned to normal, and other beauties also performed one after another, but because they noticed that the eyes of the prince and the prince of Thailand were focused on Du Jia, the beauties lost their previous fighting spirit, and their talents were also affected by bad emotions and were at the level of absence.

And Du Jia lost the interest in appreciating the beauty because of the trouble just now, and sat in the seat wilting and yawning.

Finally, her malaise angered a dancing beauty, and the beauty walked directly in front of Du Jia, in the name of asking for a high finger, to see what kind of amazing character Du Jia was.

Then, after the promotion of the virtuous concubine and the revenge of the prince, Du Jia was forcibly pushed on the field again.

Du Jia was a big man in his previous life, when did he learn to dance? Although in this life, like Zhu Bajie, she mistakenly voted for a female fetus, but she also doesn't know anything about dance, and now let her dance, isn't that forcing the robot to have a child?

He wanted to do radio gymnastics again to deal with it, but he was afraid that Xiao Yun would directly kick her off the stage with a deadly scissor leg.

Du Jia really regretted why he didn't slip away when he was alone just now? I left it with a lustful heart that wanted to see beautiful women! The beauty had to get over the addiction, but she made herself full of fat, and she won't come to participate in this kind of nutritious palace banquet next time she is killed!