When the Islamic prophet Agad stood alone on the top of the mosque to blow the wind and enlighten the Tao, he had just used his external incarnation to complete the Han Feng who fooled him, but he was in the conference room in the capital of China, with his hands around his chest, slumped on the chair without any image, and looked at the general opposite without a smile.

"Even if it is the will of the state, why did you decide to go out of the vicinity of China without applying or notifying the 99 places? Causing passivity in the military aspect? ”

"When did the little 99 actually climb to the head of the troops, pointing fingers and making a fortune?"

"If you sell some weapons to the country, you think you are the savior of China? Self-aggrandizement! ”

“……”

Han Feng didn't bother to speak. In his opinion, this kind of senseless battle of words is better to go home and start with his mother-in-law - it is not fun to compete with these old men at all!

Since Han Feng didn't speak, he could only let Liu Yun continue to be a villain.

The Huaxia boss glared at someone covertly, and knocked on the table with his fingers:

"The national strategy cannot be changed at will! And the mission of the army is only responsible for implementation! In a game of chess in the country, if you can't do your part as a chess piece, you can only be eliminated as an outcast! ”

"The military is only the executive force of the will of the state! I have called you here today in the hope that you can come up with some suggestions to help 99 places better accomplish the set goals, instead of pointing fingers at the strategies that have already been determined! ”

The army must carry out its tasks unconditionally, and not question orders! Otherwise, it is ill-intentioned.

No one can afford such a responsibility.

The generals fell silent in an instant--the military interference in politics is a great disaster for the country. No one wants to, nor does they dare to bear such a reputation.

Liu Yun glanced around, although he didn't speak again, the atmosphere in the conference room was suddenly extremely solemn!

"Director Han, please continue."

The crazy brother quickly sat up straight, nodded and smiled:

"Yes, chief."

Even if this guy always eats without money, in public, Han Feng still gives Liu Yun face.

"Most of the personnel of Division 99 have already set off at this time, and the general situation is like this......"

…………

"How dare they not give you face? Dare to talk back? ”

In the soft sleeper box of the train from the capital to the Mombasai grassland, a delicate and jumpy beautiful girl arrogantly straddled the body of a big man, pulled the steel needle-like beard, and asked condescendingly.

In those big round eyes, the cold light flashed, and the anger was overwhelming!

"I'll just say these people can't be trusted, right? You still don't listen! Now it's okay, got slapped in the face, right? Does it hurt? My Young Master Han? ”

The big man held the girl's soft and screamed:

"The face doesn't matter, but the beard really hurts! Feifei, can't you just take it lightly? It's not glued! ”

The beautiful girl wrinkled her good-looking nose, made an exaggerated grimace, and said with a smile:

"Who made you do it to yourself! Isn't it, Sister Yue'er? ”

A young woman in black gauze was leaning against the window of the car to enjoy the scenery along the way, and when she heard this, she turned her head and smiled:

"What Feifei said is naturally right. I know that our sisters like Zhao Yun, but you want to get Zhang Fei out! The beard on his face, not to mention the itching to death, is so ugly! ”

It turned out that after leaving the capital in the morning, it was time to take a flight to Xinyu Province. Zhao Feifei had a whim, saying that he had grown so big that he had never seen the real prairie. Since we are going to Xinyu anyway, it is better to walk all the way from Mombasai Province and enjoy the grassland scenery by the way.

The wife's mention yì, Han Feng naturally did not dare to disobey. What's more, if you can stage a play such as human reproduction in the empty world of "the sky is vast, the wilderness is vast, and the wind blows the grass and sees the cattle and sheep", it will definitely have a unique flavor......

Since it was a temporary change of mind, the crazy brother still greeted Liu Yun, and then he was able to book a sleeper box for the noon trip that day. Otherwise, you can only postpone it or fly it yourself.

Just as he was ready and about to enter the pit stop, Zhao Feifei had another whimsical idea to play a role-playing game.

"Anyway, it's a honeymoon, why don't we change our image, maybe it's a little more fun!"

The crazy brother was powerless to resist, so he had to follow the trend and turn Zhao Feifei into Sailor Moon according to the meaning of the two wives, but Tang Yue'er didn't need to dress up, she just changed her appearance slightly, and she looked like the legendary beauty president - although she was indeed a real beauty president!

When it was Han Feng's turn, the two women unanimously decided that only Zhao Yun of the Three Kingdoms was in line with the hero image in their hearts: handsome, strong in martial arts, brave and loyal, and the most rare thing was that he was loyal to his wife, and he could refuse even the beauties sent to the door. Such a perfect character, if you really compare it to someone, it is simply the perfection of perfection!

As long as it involves character issues, of course the crazy brother refuses to be arrested, even if the tiger body is upright, he said eloquently:

"There are many heroes in the Three Kingdoms, who can be like Yanren Zhang Yide, who can scare off 800,000 Cao troops with a horizontal gun? Even if Zhao Zilong killed seven in and seven out, didn't he shout 'Yide save me'? Uh-huh, that's him! ”

After that, his body moved, put on a pose seen in the opera, and yelled:

"Whoa, whoa...... I am a Yanren Zhang Yide is also! Wha...... Two beauties, dare to fight with me in bed! ”

In this way, Boss Han turned into Zhang Sanye, brushing his face with a hedgehog-like beard, taking a figure-eight step, facing the strange eyes of fellow passengers, with two superb beauties, one big and one small, paced into the train box with a big horn - fortunately, when the crazy brother was changing, he didn't get the black iron armor and the Zhangba snake spear out......

As soon as I entered the box, I took a closer look at the appearance and dress of the two wives, and the sexual interest of this guy was immediately attacked!

Zhao Feifei's short clothes and hot pants are dazzling, and his thin waist and hips are full of vitality. The big eyes are smart and fluttering, and the small mouth is a little red. Han ** pulled him over when he entered the house, hugged him tightly in his arms, and then went to take a closer look at the other wife.

Tang Yue'er is much quieter. Wearing a small black suit, the extremely concave and convex figure is outlined; In the small V-shaped neckline of the white shirt, a shallow furrow loomed; Under the willow waist, there is the buttocks wrapped in a short skirt, and with the dignified pace, it ripples out an extremely hot and bewitching arc! Two long black silk legs, round and straight, and a pair of black high heels forcefully kicked on, facing him, and almost collided with Han Feng, who stopped abruptly.

The black-framed glasses just rightly bring out the master's intellectuality, and the ponytail tied up quietly reveals the hidden passion in his heart. Under the beautiful Qiong's nose, the red mouth opened slightly, as if she was surprised by the sudden stop of the two people in front of her.

The row of fine white and neat teeth in Sister Yue'er's mouth has become the most direct temptation to completely transform someone into a wolf!

When Zhang Fei choked the lips of the beautiful president Sakura, the little beauty on the side did not feel shy at all, but stared at it with relish, carefully observing this kiss that spanned two thousand years of time and space.

"A little bit more later," an enthusiastic viewer urged impatiently:

"Husband, you're blocking my view!"

"Zhang Yide" was concentrating on tasting the deliciousness, how could he be in the mood to listen to her noise, and with a big hand, he pressed the ticketless audience watching the fire from the other side to his waist......

After the first round of the battle, Sister Yue'er's hands and feet were weak, and she decisively abdicated to make way for Xian, regardless of the life or death of her successor, and ran to the window to watch the scenery by herself.

Despite the encounter with wheel tactics, Zhang Sanye became more and more courageous, and just when he was about to pick the enemy general off the horse, the female general grabbed Brother Yide's dense beard with great immorality when she was galloping out of the world and in a daze!

The battle came to an abrupt end.

"Wow, how can you be so foolish?"

Sailor Moon lies limply on his hairy chest:

"Grandma is so cheating, what are you doing?!"

…………

The second round was over, it was already dark, and there was a little light in the carriage.

Zhao Feifei fell on the way to charge again, and once again grabbed the life-saving straw...... Uh, it's the beard.

"Old, husband, it's really not good...... Let's stop here......"

Han Feng was also a little bored in his heart, feeling that such a fun game, but there was always no result, so he gradually lost interest, and said casually:

"Well, it's time for you to get some rest."

It was an extremely plain sentence, but it cast a deep haze on the heart of Tang Yue'er, who was sitting by the window on the side.

There is no need to say much about the excellence of men. As a wife, she has not been able to fulfill her responsibilities once...... Although he swears every time and has the intention to kill the thief, he is always weak and unable to return to the sky......

Now it's just the beginning of the new marriage, what if it goes on like this?

The beauties washed away, and "Zhang Sanye" leaned lazily on the head of the bed, lit a cigarette casually, and deeply hid the bearded face into the curling green smoke......

The worries of the wives naturally couldn't hide from Han Feng's eyes. How many times have they tried, even though the three of them tried their best, they still couldn't get the perfect result as legendary. How can Han, who claims to be "invincible in the world", embarrassed?

Could this be a side effect of the recipe?

The crazy brother trembled in his heart, and quickly sank into the sea of knowledge to investigate, but the result was normal.

If it is really like the national football team and will never shoot, what is the difference between it and the Eastern Sect Master on the Black Wood Cliff? And how disappointed should the mothers and parents-in-law who are waiting to hold their grandchildren be disappointed?

Thinking of Liu Shuai's "Nine Jilang in One Night" that he once boasted, someone wanted to cry without tears in his heart;

Nima, is this the legendary once-in-a-lifetime ...... Not yet?

Tangled people have various reasons for tangling, while happy people also have their own expectations.

is like the pair of eyes lying on the soft sleeper box outside the car, red, eager, and excited:

"There is such a peerless furnace in the world?! Although Yuan Yin has been lost, it is an innate body. Getting one of them is already a blessing to invite the heavens, but I didn't expect to meet two at the same time in this wild place! ”