575. 225 sneaking around and playing against the tail
Soon, Bai Lingyan fell asleep.
After ten o'clock in the evening, the old guys, who had been excited all afternoon, began to lose their spirits, yawned and became tired, and gradually laughed and scolded quietly, or tilted their heads against the back of the chair and closed their eyes, or bowed their heads on the small table in front of them, or leaned on each other to enter a state of rest.
In short, there are all kinds of postures staggering, giving people a feeling of old and helpless.
Wu Xiaojun looked at this situation, and couldn't stop muttering in his heart, and couldn't help but feel pity and sympathy.
How to say it, according to common sense, these old guys are all sixty or seventy years old, who have worked hard all their lives in revolutionary work, and it is not easy to come out once.
At the same time, they are all retired old cadres, pensions are much higher than ordinary people, there is no economic pressure and burden, they pay a little money to sit on the sleeper, lie down and rest, save enough body and energy, why not be reluctant to spend money to sit a few people crowded together, sleep well, lie down hard seat This bitter sin, greatly reduces the quality of travel.
It may not be correct to say that they pick their hands, their lives may not be as easy as others think, and their hands are also very tight, and they are also like their parents, who have experienced the difficult years of not having enough to eat, and have developed the habit of frugality, hardship and simplicity, and are reluctant to spend a penny more.
Regardless of their status as retired veteran cadres, just because they are all elderly and elders, they should be given full respect and sympathy, and even more so, they should be considerate, caring, and cared for, which is the minimum moral bottom line for younger generations and young people.
Thinking like this, the dissatisfaction with Director Shi Wanhu's irresponsible attitude disappeared a lot, and was replaced by no matter how hard and tired he was, as long as the old comrades were happy, peace was his greatest comfort.
Wu Xiaojun saw that the old comrades had closed their eyes and fell asleep, so he lightly took out a novel from his duffel bag, opened it and watched it to pass the time.
At about twelve o'clock in the night, the flight attendants came to make rounds, shouting loudly to remind passengers to take care of their luggage and belongings, and some passengers who were not sleeping comfortably gently raised their blurry eyes and fell down again in disdain.
And Deputy Director Jiang Jingwei really raised his head, still a little uncomfortable, rubbed his eyes weakly, glanced at Shi Wanhu, who was looking up at the pig's head and big head, snoring like thunder, and his feet drooping on the ground, looked at the flight attendant thoughtfully, and asked softly tentatively, "Comrade!" Is there a sleeper now? ”
The flight attendant didn't look at her, and casually replied as he walked, "Should there be?" Why don't you go to the duty room of the next car and ask? ”
Jiang Jingwei heard a smile on his face, and immediately came to his senses, got up and twisted his hips and walked towards the next compartment.
After four or five minutes, she walked back with an excited expression, chuckled and said to Wu Xiaojun, "Director Shi has drunk too much, and there is a smell of alcohol everywhere in the whole carriage." He had one of his biggest problems, he drank alcohol at night, and if he didn't rest well at night, he wouldn't be able to go to work the next day. There's still a lot of work to be done tomorrow, and he can't go on strike without waking up. You keep an eye here, I'll take him to the middle of the No. 11 sleeper car to rest, what's the matter, you go there and call the two of us, pay attention, don't let others know! ”
Wu Xiaojun knew what was going on in his heart, they were the head of the team, everyone's logistics supply and support work were all in their hands, and they wanted to sneak away from the masses to make some specialization and enjoy it, anyway, it had nothing to do with him, and he couldn't care about it, he lowered his head and snorted lightly, and said in a mocking tone, "It's okay, you two can go to sleep with confidence!" ”
When Jiang Jingwei heard this, he immediately found a blush on his face, hurriedly turned his face away, and pushed Shi Wanhu hard.
Shi Wanhu was in a state of deep sleep, he was big, and he was about the same as a boar waiting to be slaughtered, Jiang Jingwei's little strength didn't work at all for him, and he pushed it for a long time, but there was no response.
Jiang Jingwei was worried that the movement would wake others up, and it was not good to call him loudly, his anxious brows were furrowed, Liu Ye bent his eyebrows outward, and subconsciously glanced at Wu Xiaojun who was looking down to read a book, and said in a low voice, "Elder Shi is not awake, help me think of a way!" ”
Wu Xiaojun squinted his eyes and glanced at Shi Wanhu, who was slightly sleepy on his back, and couldn't help but secretly laugh, his eyes rolled, and a bad idea came out, and he said in his heart, don't wake up, look at how the master has treated you as a foodie raised by a bitch.
He didn't say anything, quietly touched his trouser pocket, took out a small nail clipper and held it in his palm, got up and came to Shi Wanhu's side, put his hands on his shoulders, pressed the nail clippers, and pushed Shi Wanhu's body out, and then quickly returned to his seat to steal music, and continued to look down at the book.
This time the fun was great, Shi Wanhu instinctively turned over and retreated, and then "plopped" all of a sudden the whole body fell to the ground, embarrassed, his mouth just fell into the stinky leather shoe hole, a shoe covered half of his face, the unpleasant smell of this pen smoked him very much, when he opened his eyes, he immediately changed his face, got up from the ground in a hurry, wiped his lips with his hand, put his hand on his shoulder and rubbed it a few times, stared at Jiang Jingwei with a bull's eye in puzzlement, and asked in a sullen voice, "What's the matter, Why am I lying on my stomach? ”
Jiang Jingwei was stunned for a while, curious that she hadn't waited for Wu Xiaojun to exert force, Shi Wanhu, a dead pig, rolled to the ground like an electric shock, and didn't dare to laugh if she wanted to laugh, and was embarrassed to say that it was done by Wu Xiaojun, and said lightly, "I just came back from the bathroom and saw you on the ground, maybe you turned over and fell!" ”
Shi Wanhu didn't want to go down to ask deeply, and he didn't want others to know his embarrassment, so he couldn't help but scolded, "It's really fucking uncomfortable to lie on this kind of hard seat, I can't stretch my legs, I can't turn over, and it's the same as a straight zombie, it's just a crime." ”
Wu Xiaojun lowered his head and listened, scolding in his heart, you don't have a backache when you fucking stand and talk, and you don't look at the old man Sun Xisheng, the secretary of the district party committee, you don't even have a place to lie down, and you don't say uncomfortable when you sleep on your back on the back of the chair, you dead pig still have a chance to lie down and sleep, don't come out if you want to be comfortable, and sleep with your wife in your arms at home!
Jiang Jingwei took the opportunity to smile slightly and whispered in Shi Wanhu's ear, "Be quiet, I have already bought a soft sleeper ticket just now, don't let those old guys know, let's go over without knowing it!" ”
When Shi Wanhu heard this, an excited expression suddenly appeared on his face, he nodded with a smile, and did not forget to glance at Wu Xiaojun who was looking down at the book, and gave Jiang Jingwei a look, and then the two of them left one after the other.
Not long after the two left, Ma Xinjiao on the side slowly straightened up, sat quietly behind Wu Xiaojun, and tapped his back with her hand.
Wu Xiaojun turned around and smiled at Ma Xinjiao, "Old leader, wake up!" ”
Ma Xinjiao stretched her waist and chuckled, "Ah! It's not solid to fall asleep in the car, but it's good to be able to squint for a while! The young man is in good spirits, or I'll be on duty for you for a while, and you can take a nap too! ”
"Thank you old leader, it's okay, I have never had the habit of sleeping in the car!"
"The people in the car are mixed, especially those pickpockets, who pick people to start when they are asleep and relax their vigilance, you have a very good habit of doing this! Did Director Shi and Director Jiang go to sleep in a sleeper? Ma Xinjiao said and asked in a low voice.
Wu Xiaojun prevaricated deafly, "I don't know, they didn't tell me!" ”
Ma Xinjiao said in a very contemptuous tone, "Okay! Don't fool me, I heard what Jiang Jingwei said to you just now! This pair of dog men and women don't take us old guys seriously, and they are happy alone behind our backs, without a sense of responsibility, it's just too unusual! ”
Wu Xiaojun said in a calm tone, "Maybe they both drank high at night, and they slept for a while and were very uncomfortable, so they couldn't hold it!" ”
Ma Xinjiao said with an evil smile on her face, "Well said, it must be impossible to hold on, the two of them are really good!" Okay, you can continue to read, I'll go to the bathroom! With that, he got up and left.
As soon as Ma Xinjiao said that she was going to the bathroom, Wu Xiaojun suddenly felt an obvious urge to urinate, and he was also anxious to go to the toilet, so he hurriedly woke Bai Lingyan up, "You keep an eye on it, I drank too much water all night, I have to go to the bathroom quickly, I have to pee my pants if I am late!" ”
Saying that, he turned his head and walked to the ninth carriage, and when he got closer, he saw that there were people on the door, I don't know if the people inside were men or women, whether they were big or small, how long they needed to hold on, and they didn't dare to stay, and then hurriedly continued to walk forward, and found that the bathroom doors of the other carriages were all locked, and they didn't open the door until the end of the twelfth carriage before they opened the door and went in.
Then leisurely out of the bathroom only to find that the lights on the sleeper car were all turned off, only a row of faint lights at the bottom of the corridor outside, although there were not many people, but the snoring was you singing and I appeared, in the dead of night, it seemed particularly clear and harsh.
Wu Xiaojun solved the problem of internal urgency, not as hurried as when he came, and was worried that walking fast and loud would affect the rest of others, so he slowed down the pace of returning.
As he was walking, he vaguely heard the abnormal sound of men and women talking, and immediately became interested, tiptoed to the side of the sound, saw that there was no one in the middle bunk, and climbed up quietly, pricking up his ears and listening.
"Hey, hey, I found that you are getting more and more ordinary, even thinking about the end of the train, working harder than usual, with the vibration of the train, it feels really unusual, this taste is very useful!"
Wu Xiaojun was very surprised when he heard this, damn it, it turned out that Shi Wanhu and Jiang Jingwei were a pair of dogs and men and women, playing tricks, and co-authored Lao Tzu to guard a group of old men and old ladies for them.
I cursed in my heart, but I couldn't help but continue listening curiously.
Jiang Jingwei's girl said coquettishly, "You dead pig head!" It's stupid to even have to let people think about this kind of thing for you. ”
Shi Wanhu smiled proudly and softly, "Hey, hey, whoever thinks it's the same, the key is to do it!" Just now, my body was across two beds, hanging in the middle, and you, the little girl, pressed on it, swaying up and down vigorously, and didn't fall for more than ten minutes! Do you think I'm not old and still young? ”