To say that the spread of network information in recent years is really fast, Zhao Tiezhu swam in the pool for dozens of laps, took a shower, and it took less than an hour in total for someone to call Zhao Tiezhu, of course, this phone is Zhao Tiezhu's usual phone, and another phone used when taking tasks.

"Hey, hello, is it Mr. Zhao Tiezhu?" A somewhat stiff female voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Yes, who are you?" Zhao Tiezhu held the phone in one hand and picked up a towel from the side in the other.

"Hello, I saw your online rental advertisement, is that your private property or a rental company?"

"My own."

"Do you have legal documents?"

"Uh... This, I'm just renting it out privately... ”

"Can you ensure the financial security of your tenants?"

"This...

"Can you provide for the personal safety of your tenants?"

"Uhhh

"Have your firefighting facilities been inspected?"

"Uhhh

"Do you have three insurances and one housing fund?"

"I have your sister here." Zhao Tiezhu scolded, and then hung up the phone. "Where did the neuropathy come from, I rub."

Zhao Tiezhu picked up the computer and added an extra line of words under the rental advertisement he sent, don't disturb if you are sincere, and refuse to be nervous. Then turn off the computer, lie down and go to sleep.

"Bang bang."

Several loud knocks came from downstairs.

"Do you have a sense of public morality, I finally had a spring dream, and I woke people up just about to get to the point." Zhao Tiezhu groaned depressedly. I picked up my phone and looked at the time, it was only past seven o'clock in the morning.

Hurry up and go to bed and see if you can continue to do it. Zhao Tiezhu is not a person outside the door at all, as soon as the quilt is pulled, he wants to renew the relationship with the beauty in his dreams.

"Bang bang." The knock on the door continued, but Zhao Tiezhu still ignored it.

After a while, the knocking on the door stopped, and Zhao Tiezhu was secretly happy that he could finally continue to sleep.

"Boom." A louder noise came from downstairs, accompanied by the sound of something being smashed.

"I'm rubbing, a terrorist attack?" Zhao Tiezhu was startled by the voice, and a carp stiffened and rushed out of the room.

Leaning on the railing and looking down, I don't know who violently smashed the door of my house, and the poor wooden door panel broke into two pieces on the ground. A figure appeared in the doorway.

"Hello, I was yesterday。。。。。 Yes!!!!.. The man at the door heard a noise upstairs, and when he looked up, he was about to speak, but he didn't expect to see a terrible scene.

Let's rewind the story a little bit and start with Zhao Tiezhu's carp fighting? Or from last night before going to bed? Zhao Tiezhu has a habit of sleeping, that is, he doesn't like to wear things, which is what people often call sleeping naked, because he feels that when he sleeps at night, his body will slowly develop, and if he wears underwear, it is to restrain the healthy development of his little brother, which is very immoral and unhealthy A habit of life, so from childhood to adulthood, Zhao Tiezhu has always slept naked. Until the morning, I was frightened by the loud noise, I didn't think that I was naked now, so I ran straight to the railing, and everyone knows that every virgin will have a pillar of optimus in the morning, which is what people call morning erection, not to mention Zhao Tiezhu, who had a spring dream at night, at this time, Zhao Xiaotiezhu was really like an iron pillar looking at the front indifferently, the high-spirited majestic posture, like a king's momentum, frightened the figure downstairs that looked like a woman screamed, is it cheering, or is it 。。。。。

Zhao Tiezhu is infinitely YY, he is not a little embarrassed, because in his opinion, his capital is very strong, just like those women with big breasts like to wear low-necked clothes to attract men. I was seen by others, and it was I who suffered, you can't say that you peeked at the spring of other beauties, you suffered a loss, right? It is the so-called equality between men and women, and a harmonious society.

When Zhao Tiezhu was hesitating whether to fully demonstrate Zhao Xiaotiezhu's perfect flexibility in the left and right three circles, the super perception he had trained as a killer for several years made him feel the powerful murderous aura displayed by the woman downstairs!

This murderous aura is so awe-inspiring, so resolute.

"I'm rubbing, what age, and running around with a gun." Looking at the muzzle of the black hole in the woman's hand downstairs, Zhao Tiezhu hurriedly dodged to the side, now when he gets nervous from time to time, he has to hide slowly, either Xiao Tiezhu dies or he dies.

It was at this moment that Zhao Tiezhu remembered that this was his home, this woman seemed to have broken into a private house, and looked carefully at the woman downstairs, wearing a black uniform, with a few silver stars shining on her shoulders, and under her knee-length short skirt was a faintly flesh-colored black silk, and the chest was full like a murder weapon, with the same lethality as the pistol. Looking at the face again, although it was full of murderous aura, behind that murderous aura, there was a faint trace of shyness. Zhao Tiezhu, who looked at this little look, instantly rippled.

"I said, officer, you can't mess with guns, and if you want to go off, you're not talking about it. Why don't you and I sit down, drink some tea, and talk about life, wouldn't it be a pleasure. Zhao Tiezhu laughed.

"You rascal, hurry up and get dressed!" The policewoman snorted coldly.

Listen carefully to this voice, how is it the same as the neurotic who called yesterday to ask for three insurances and one housing fund? Zhao Tiezhu looked at the woman suspiciously, only to see the policewoman swing the head of the gun, Zhao Tiezhu was in a cold sweat, and said hurriedly, "Just go, just go." ”

A few minutes later, the neatly dressed Zhao Tiezhu appeared at the railing, and the policewoman put away the gun in her hand.

"I said, officer, which one are you singing about breaking into a house? Now that it's a society governed by the rule of law, I'm going to sue you for bad intentions. Zhao Tiezhu saw that the gun was put away, and he got up again.

"Hmph, I knocked on the door for so long, and I thought you were kidnapped, but I didn't expect you to do such a shameless thing." The policewoman looked at Zhao Tiezhu with disdain.

"What is a shameless thing, you tell me clearly, don't take you to slander people like this, brother, I'm a serious little boy, do you understand Chenbo? Didn't your man teach you? Or is your man unable to get an erection? Zhao Tiezhu said angrily, why are people so arrogant these years.

"You!! Believe it or not, I shot you and made you never get an erection again? The policewoman said viciously, "You come down for a while, I have something to ask you." ”

"I think it's better to say this, if there is anything you can say, officer, I am a good citizen, and I will cooperate with your work." Zhao Tiezhu bent over the railing and said lazily.

"Do you have a room for rent here?" The policewoman asked.

"Yes, but I'm only renting it out to a young girl, look at you like this。。。。。" Zhao Tiezhu looked at the policewoman from head to toe playfully, wanting to say that he was still off.

"What! You mean I'm not a young girl? Let me tell you, I, Su Yanni, only graduated from the Police Academy this year, and I am 24 years old! Keep your wolf eyes wide open and look closely. The policewoman called.

"Tut-tut. I'll really have to look closely. Zhao Tiezhu squinted his eyes slightly, staring at Su Yanni's chest, looking at his appearance, if it was a full moon night at this time, it seemed that he could evolve into a werewolf at any time, and then swallowed Su Yanni in one bite.

"Have you seen enough?" Su Yanni's face turned cold a little. A few days ago, I heard someone report that there was a underwear thief near the West Lake community recently, often stealing some girls' underwear, making people panic nearby, last night I went online, and happened to see Zhao Tiezhu's rental information, the object of rent turned out to be just a young single girl, which couldn't help but make her suspicious, through last night's phone call, Su Yanni can feel that this landlord is an impetuous person, and the general impetuous person, the internal fire is relatively strong, Often easy to do something similar to stealing other people's underwear YY, Su Yanni admired her reasoning ability for a while, in order to catch the underwear thief with her own hands, Su Yanni decided to become a tenant, live in this villa, and monitor the landlord well, just waiting for him to shoot again and get the stolen goods from others.

Zhao Tiezhu didn't know that in Su Yanni's heart, he had already equated him with the underwear thief.

"Do you rent it or not?" Su Yanni asked impatiently, in her opinion, with her beauty, if Zhao Tiezhu was the underwear thief, he would definitely let himself live.

Sure enough, Zhao Tiezhu stared at Su Yanni for a while and said. "Rent, why don't you group, do you want to rent??"

"Of course, I'm going to rent a room." Su Yanni said.

"Simple, a room rents 2000 yuan a month. The rent is paid once every three months, the water and electricity bills are included in the rent, and the telephone bill is evenly shared. Zhao Tiezhu said.

"2000 a month? It's so expensive, you might as well grab it. Su Yanni called.

"2000 is still expensive? I am a lakeside villa, from which I can directly feel the fresh air of the West Lake, there is an independent swimming pool in the yard, 2000 yuan where do you rent such a good house. "Zhao Tiezhu looks like you have taken a big advantage.

Okay, I can't bear the child to catch the wolf, wait for my aunt and grandmother to send you to the cell, and see if you still have to get up. Su Yanni said: "Okay, I'll rent." ”

"Okay, 6,000 for three months, plus the compensation fee for the gate, you can give me a total of 10,000 yuan."

"You !!!!!!!!!!!"