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The second lack of parrots is out of control after being obsessed with singing, it doesn't bully the teapot anymore, and starts singing at a fixed time every morning after breakfast, from the resentful deep resentful woman to the lively young girl, and then to the talented young scholar, it can quickly change roles in one second at will, and the speed makes Xu You breathtaking.

These tunes were all learned from the new troupe in the palace, because the prince was going to have a birthday in May, the princess invited a troupe to come to the palace to rehearse. The second lack of parrots took advantage of the opportunity of two hours a day to fly to the west courtyard to steal their studies, and when they returned to Liyuan, they immediately performed for everyone to see.

At the beginning, the little maid in Liyuan was always coaxed by it to laugh and praise it for singing well. This guy is smug and more and more out of control. It was too late for the little maids to realize the seriousness of the problem, and no matter how hard they tried to persuade the parrot to give up this hobby, it always ignored it, and went further and further on the road of singing, never looking back.

Xu You felt that in fact, this cheap bird was not without a little measure, it never sang in front of Zhao Chengjin, let alone on the occasion when the prince and the princess were - at that time, it was more well-behaved and honest than anyone else, and even the "almond cake" could not compare to it.

Xu You was so noisy by it that he couldn't stay in the liyuan, so he slipped out of the yard after breakfast every day to find a place to sleep. Sometimes she would go to play with almond cake on a whim, that little guy was very cute, and his personality was gentle and kind, but there was a bad habit that Xu You couldn't stand - this little guy especially likes to help her lick her hair, and even, sometimes, he will ...... Licking chrysanthemum ......

Although Xu You has no habit of cleanliness, he still can't stand this kind of heavy taste.

The lonely cat, who couldn't find a playmate, suddenly had an urge to get out of the palace and take a look at the outside world.

She quickly waited for her chance.

King Qi came to King Rui's Mansion again to brush up his sense of existence, and he muttered words to Lord Rui in the study for a long time, and only got up to say goodbye at noon. Xu You had already been quietly lurking in his carriage.

The carriage walked for more than ten minutes, and Xu You quietly got out of under King Qi's seat, and his furry head touched King Qi's feet, so frightened that he almost didn't jump out of the car, and when he saw that it was Xu You, he immediately stared at him again, and said in disbelief: "Wo Sitang? Why did you get into my carriage? ”

Xu You didn't speak, only stared at him with a pair of big round eyes.

King Qi's eyes rolled around, he squatted down and suddenly reached out to lift her in front of him, and said in a serious and threatening tone: "You sneaked out?" Where do you want to go? What to do? ”

Can this fool still be expected to speak to her? Xu You glared at him with disdain, and he didn't even bother to meow. King Qi laughed out loud, put her next to him and sat down, gently rubbed her brain, and whispered: "Count your acquaintance, Zhilu Dao follows this king." Today, this king will take you out of the palace to see the world, so that you don't have to be stupid in the palace all day long. ”

Hey, who's stupid? Xu You said "whoop" to him unhappily, he couldn't even see the cat's contemptuous and contemptuous eyes, and dared to say that others were stupid, and he was a big idiot!

"Yo, I don't admit it yet. It's not that I said, your cat was taken away by Brother Shun after taking shit luck, if you are out, you will starve to death if you don't live for a few days......"

"Whew-"

"You're not too daring, you dare to quarrel with this king!"

"Whew-"

Xu You hated herself to death for not being able to speak, and if she could cross over to a parrot, she wouldn't be so aggrieved.

This road passed in the quarrel between King Qi and her, and before she knew it, she went to the main street, and the sound outside became more and more noisy and lively, Xu You no longer had the heart to quarrel with King Qi, she curiously leaned on the window of the carriage, opened a curtain and looked out.

The street is really lively, there are many shops on both sides of the road, pedestrians are weaving, men, women and children shuttle by, there are all kinds of voices in the ears, the guys in the shops are shouting for business, the ignorant children crying to buy candy, the old beggars holding bowls with many broken gaps and begging passers-by for alms......

Xu You was in a daze, the carriage suddenly stopped, and King Qi deliberately made a high-minded appearance and hummed: "Let's just say that you cat has no knowledge, and you dare to quarrel with this king." Come down, I'll take you to the Spring Breeze Triumph Building to see the world. ”

Spring breeze proud building? What is it? Could it be - Qinglou!

His Royal Highness King Qi, are you taking a cat to visit the Qinglou, really big husband?

After getting out of the carriage and entering the gate of the Spring Breeze Proud Building, Xu You realized that his brain was overfilled, the place where the name Niu B roared had nothing to do with "spring", it was actually a pure place to eat, is it worthy of this reverie name!

didn't see the beauty of the Qinglou she expected, Xu You puffed up his little face and was a little unhappy, but His Royal Highness King Qi didn't see her thoughts at all, he ignored everyone's suspicious looks, and carried Xu You all the way up to the private room on the second floor, and then put her on the table, put on a local tyrant's style, patted his chest and said: "Say, what do you want to eat, this king has a treat." ”

The guys in this shop have also seen the world, although they feel strange, but their faces are not half revealed, and they greet these two strange guests with a smile, and read a long list of dish names in one breath, Xu You said that he has not reacted yet.

King Qi didn't really expect her to order, so he opened his mouth and ordered seven or eight dishes and a soup, and asked for a pot of wine, then he turned back to Xu You and raised his eyebrows and smiled, "Cat, do you drink?" ”

Xu You's eyes lit up in an instant, and when King Qi saw this, he suddenly had some bad premonitions in his heart.

Sure enough, as soon as the wine was on the table, Xu You held the wine jug and refused to let go, and King Qi said that he couldn't snatch the wine jug out of her claws with all his strength. He simply ignored it in a fit of anger, and asked the shopkeeper to send another pot of wine, and while pouring himself a drink, he watched the excitement coldly - he had to see the stupid drunken stupidity of this stupid cat who was greedy for cups! He'd never seen a cat go crazy!

It turns out that the stupidest person is His Royal Highness King Qi.

It is very likely that Xu You will not get drunk when she takes the third sip, the alcohol in this era is not high, and it doesn't taste prickly at all, and it is even a little sweet, so she can't help but drink a few more sips.

When she drank half a pot, Xu You felt that something was wrong, she jumped off the table and climbed into the big potted plant in the corner, and under the incredulous gaze of His Royal Highness King Qi, she put a bubble of cat urine without any scruples......

Then, she returned to the table and drank the remaining half of the jug of wine, and then, Xu You remembered nothing.

In the evening, when the Rui Wangfu was about to go crazy looking for the cat, His Royal Highness the King of Qi sent Xu You back to the Rui Wangfu with a gloomy face, according to the description of the guards guarding the door of the palace, he had never seen His Royal Highness the King of Qi's face so ugly in his life, so black that it could almost drip ink, like a firecracker that had been lit and could explode at any time, making people not even have the courage to take a look.

Zhao Chengjin originally wanted to reason with King Qi angrily, but was swept away by the cold gaze of His Royal Highness King Qi, and immediately died down and fled with Xu Yu in his arms.

By the time it was time for dinner, the people of the entire Rui Wangfu knew that the cat of the prince had offended His Royal Highness the King of Qi, as for what she did, no one knew what she did - this matter later became a topic of conversation among the people in the palace, some people said that the cat scratched a paw on the face of His Royal Highness the King of Qi, and did not see that His Royal Highness the King of Qi came over that day, and some people said that it actually hurt the life of His Royal Highness the King of Qi, otherwise why did he keep dragging and refused to marry, and some people said......

Xu You didn't know any of these things, she didn't wake up until the next morning, and when she opened her eyes, her head was still in terrible pain, and she got up in a daze, but her four legs were as soft as noodles, and she fell down with a "snap" after taking two steps.

"Meow meow—" she cried out in a hoarse voice, but no one came in, so she called again, still not moving.

That's kind of weird! There are more than a dozen people in and out of Liyuan, but no one heard her such a pitiful and hoarse cry for help? Could it be that Zhao Chengjin is not here to be lazy?

She imagined with righteous indignation, there was a sound of gentle footsteps behind the screen, Zhao Chengjin walked in with a small face and was very unhappy, Cui Yu followed closely behind, holding a plate in his hand, with a few side dishes and a bowl of white porridge on it. Shen Rong was at the bottom, he quietly squeezed his eyes at Xu You, and there was a worried look on his face.

Zhao Chengjin didn't go to study today? Is it a holiday in the study, or is it ......

Xu You suddenly understood the reason why Zhao Chengjin was angry, she was a little guilty, very uneasy, and couldn't care about eating, so she crawled into Zhao Chengjin's arms with great effort and gently patted the back of his hand with her paws, carefully pleasing him.

This child is the best owner in the world, but she is not a good cat.

"Bad cat!" Zhao Chengjin scolded in a very low voice, but immediately stopped talking again, with a look of remorse on his face, and finally couldn't help but reach out and touch Xu You's head, and said softly: "Xuetuan, you are really not good, you actually ran out of the city secretly with Uncle Huang, and dared to drink." What a mischievous cat! ”

Although he was a little angry, he couldn't even say a heavy word, so he educated Xu You a few words so painlessly, and then returned to his usual appearance.

Xu You felt guilty and decided to please him well, so he pestered Zhao Cheng stickily all day long. The two parrots were jealous to death, and stood on the bird stand and scolded her for not being ashamed, and when she saw that she didn't even raise her head, she scolded angrily, "Xuetuan is a bad cat!" ”

Xu Yu still ignored it.

"Ah, yes!" While sitting in the courtyard basking in the sun, Zhao Chengjin suddenly remembered something, lowered his head and asked Xu You curiously, "Xuetuan, what did you do, you made Uncle Seven Emperors angry." ”

Hey?

Xu Yu stretched his face and tried to recall, what did she do? She drank a large pot of wine, and the whole person was in a daze, and then, as if she had met a beautiful young man from a good family, she was wanton and light......

In this way, she was able to come back alive and sound, which shows that His Royal Highness King Qi really has an open mind like the sea!