Chapter 310: Playing tricks with the Japanese
Musashi Kojiro's office is upstairs opposite the classroom, Zhao Tiezhu rushed upstairs in a few steps, but there was a nervousness in his heart for no reason, if something happened to Li Ling'er, let alone the failure of the mission, he Zhao Tiezhu alone, he would not be able to forgive himself.
When he arrived at Musashi Kojiro's office, Zhao Tiezhu didn't knock on the door at all, and drove in directly, the scene in the office surprised Zhao Tiezhu, in this small office, there were seven or eight young and beautiful girls, among which Zhao Tiezhu not only saw Li Ling'er, but also saw Chen Lingshan, several people sat next to Musashi Kojiro, listening attentively.
"Iron Pillar, come here!" Li Ling'er called happily, Zhao Tiezhu was a little confused, what does this Musashi Kojiro mean? Could it be that you have hooked up with all the flowers of each play? Even Li Ling'er, among these seven or eight women, there is a feeling that the light is overshadowed.
"Tiezhu, you can also listen to Musashi-sensei's interpretation of fashion! You wouldn't expect Musashi-sensei to be a fashionista! Li Ling'er pulled Zhao Tiezhu, who was a little hesitant, and sat next to him, Musashi Kojiro nodded to Zhao Tiezhu with a smile, "You are Tiezhu's classmate, I heard Ling'er mention you." ”
"It's, it's okay, it's okay." Zhao Tiezhu touched his head embarrassedly, Ling'er is really, why do you keep mentioning me if you have nothing to do, there's no need to always praise me in front of people~" Ling'er said that Tiezhu's dress was the most tasteless and casual person she had ever seen, and I looked at it today and found that it was really like this. Musashi Kojiro nodded seriously and said.
"This ...... Ling'er ......" Zhao Tiezhu looked at Li Ling'er embarrassedly, "We are in a camp anyway, you are not allowed to help the tribe fight our alliance." ”
"Hehe, what I'm saying is the truth," Li Ling'er said with a smile, "Brother Tiezhu is so casual to wear, and he is very stylish." ”
"That's right." Zhao Tiezhu nodded, "If you are handsome, you just don't wear it, you are all stylish." ”
"Cut." The girls around despised Zhao Tiezhu together, and even Chen Lingshan covered her mouth and snickered.
Zhao Tiezhu saw that Li Ling'er was fine, and he put down the stone in his heart, although he could leave now, but Zhao Tiezhu felt that it was necessary to stay with Li Ling'er for a while, this person from Japan is always not as reassuring as the people from Shenzhou, isn't it? It's better to accompany you all the way. Of course, Li Linger was skeptical of Zhao Tiezhu's intentions to stay, but Zhao Tiezhu would not admit that he stayed because he was with other beauties.
"In Tokyo, Ginza, Japan, which can be described as the fashion capital of Asia, we can receive the latest fashion information from Europe and the United States as soon as possible, and quickly add our own characteristics and form our own style, which I can proudly say that your Shenzhou is not as good as our Japan." Musashi had a very serious expression on his face, and all the girls around him expressed their approval, only Li Ling'er and Chen Lingshan did not speak.
"I say this, it's not that you Shenzhou are not fashionable enough, it's just that your Shenzhou fashion industry is too lacking in benchmarking figures, there are always a few nondescript people, who have been to Paris Fashion Week a few times and regarded themselves as experts, such people in our Japan will be criticized! So I'm very curious, why in your Shenzhou, some people only need to go abroad a little bit to gild and come back, and their worth will double? It's like your XXX star, who went to our Japan, I know, but she only went to participate in a few variety shows, and as soon as she came back to your country, she claimed that she had returned from our studies in Japan, how amazing, you all believed it, I really think it's incredible! ”
"You don't understand that, do you?" Zhao Tiezhu said lazily on the side, "How many people are in our Shenzhou, how many people are in Japan, if you want to calculate according to probability, one scum out of 100 million people, we can produce more than ten in Shenzhou, and there are only one or two of you in Japan, and then more than ten of us will be tightly grasped by you, so as to hit our remaining more than one billion people, this is to fight with points, these are all things that you Japan and Americans often do." ”
"Oh? But you must know that your Shenzhou is still inferior to us in many aspects! Musashi's face showed a hint of competition, "For example, we Japanese are very orderly!" ”
"How many of you are there? If you want to manage 100 people well, it's easy, if you want to manage 1000 people well, then it's not as easy as ten times more difficult, you know? Zhao Tiezhu fought back.
"We Japanese people are very serious! Conscientious! Musashi said again.
"That's why the whole Japanese nation lacks a sense of humor, and people are like machines with each other." Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile.
"We Japanese people have self-esteem and self-confidence!"
"Where did Japan's world-leading suicide rate come from?"
"Japan is a developed !!"
"What is Japan without the United States? Actually, Mr. Musashi, although we people in Shenzhou have been beaten and invaded, we have never treated the invaders as our fathers, and in this regard, you Japan are more cattle than us. ”
"You!! You!! We in Japan have the most powerful military power in the world!! Musashi looked a little angry.
"When will you bring your Self-Defense Forces out to accompany our PLA for training?" Zhao Tiezhu smiled disdainfully.
"Tiezhu, don't joke with the teacher. Mr. Musashi, Tetsuzu-san, I'm talking and playing with you. Li Ling'er saw Musashi's face flush as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, for fear that he would accidentally die of anger or climb to the top of the building and jump down to find a short view, and then he would have to say that the people of Shenzhou abused animals, which is not good.
"We're talking about fashion today!" Musashi listened to Li Ling'er's words and suppressed his anger, "In terms of fashion, you Shenzhou people and us Japanese are not comparable!" ”
"I admit this, at least you have created more than 90% of the world's love action movies with 3% of the world's population, and have always maintained their innovation and independence, which makes me very impressed, such as your empty angels, Tokyo hot, ***, thousands of people, these are very distinctive! In romance action movies, you are no longer ahead of us, your Japanese romance action movies are already the vane of the whole world! Relying on your films, I don't know how many paper mills in the world are fed! We will never forget your contribution to the global economy. ”
Musashi pointed at Zhao Tiezhu, speechless for a long time, Zhao Tiezhu smiled, "Playing tricks with the people of Shenzhou, wait until you understand Guo Degang's cross talk." ”