Chapter 10: Halloween Surprise
"Uncle Long abducted girls to gather for alcoholism? Okay, okay, I'll tell my sister. I'll trouble you over there, Mr. Tianshengmu. ”
Hanging up the phone, Sakura continues to prepare breakfast, her sister and Kuroko are playing on the beach, and Jasmine is no longer the only one to do the housework.
Sakura, who was holding a breakfast sandwich and a drink, had just stepped out of the yacht when she heard a meow on the beach, but fortunately this is an unknown desert island beach in the Atlantic Ocean and there are no outsiders, it's too shameful.
"Meow...... Oh...... It's so comfortable...... Meow ......"
A certain meow was lying under the parasol, Kuroko was oiling and massaging her, and her tail was gently flicking and making a lazy ** sound. After all these years, Kuroko has still achieved some results, in addition to serving as a quiet pillow (kicking it down with her hands and feet), she has also won the right to let her sister wear a bikini and help apply sunscreen.
"Meow...... Cherry... Good morning, come for breakfast...... Yes... Meow... Sunspot... It's so comfortable..."
"Sister, please don't scream so strangely early in the morning, just apply sunscreen and call it like this, I don't know and think you're doing something strange."
"But Kuroko's technique is really good, and the massage makes people think... Meow - where do you touch your hand! ”
Bilibili......
"Ahh Butterfly ...... Kuroko me! Yikes—"
Someone's nature is difficult to move and is uncontrollable by his sister's ****, and he plans to do something really strange, but as soon as his hand touches the taboo place, he is tragically "whipped by love".
Ignoring the **lily**, Sakura put down the tray and began to pour tea and report the matter of the Japanese training class.
"Don't worry, there is a natural eye teacher over there, and Misaka is very relieved. As for that trick, let the dormitory supervisor and teacher clean up, and then close the small black room for a few days to reflect. The years have been too smooth, the tail is cocked, and I know how many bowls of dry rice I eat for a few days. ”
Misaka Kotomi is still quite sure of Long Tao's hard work. Over the years, he has taken care of all kinds of affairs in the secular world, relying on knowing the historical trajectory after the reform and opening up and the various technologies provided by Qinmei, especially he can always get back some of the Batumi embargoed Dongdong, and he is even more comfortable in China, and in just ten years, he has been the CEO of a multinational corporation with assets of tens of billions of dollars, providing a lot of annuities for Qinmei's corrupt royal life.
But this guy also has a lot of annoyance, that is, he is too greedy. It's not that he embezzled public funds, but as long as this guy feels that a certain technology is leading, he will first get it back to China whether he needs it or not. Those things on the Batumi embargo list don't care about Qin Mei as long as they are clean and a small amount of them are poured back, but Long Tao was soon not satisfied with the "backward" things of the world's advanced level in the nineties, and turned to Qinmei's black technology, and even completely ignored whether these technologies were too advanced and dangerous.
Before May Day, he poured back the information of FC-1 and J10 from Youxi, and also transferred a few MIG24 (a third-generation aircraft modification based on MIG23 when Qinmei was bored) to Xifei, so that the military, which was stimulated by the Gulf War, was like a treasure, and successively contracted several major projects to Longtao.
may have been so smooth sailing that it burned out Long Tao's brain, and he actually had to ask if he could transfer more things, and even wanted a sample of the T virus.
"Aren't you afraid of a second raccoon crisis! Go back and reflect on it! ”
Although she refused Long Tao's request at the time, Kotomi could see that the guy hadn't given up, and she didn't know what kind of horror she wanted at all. Instead of being dealt with by inhibition because he crossed the line, it is better to beat him on the charge of molesting a girl first, and let him go home and reflect, after all, if this guy is erased, it will be very troublesome to find another one.
"That ape can't remember to eat or fight, my sister can't scare him if she wants to rely on this kind of punishment."
A certain non-combustible garbage has been resurrected on the spot, said as he smeared jam.
"Misaka doesn't remember to see that you guy, and the whole thing is broken from the inside out."
"Ah, Kuroko just wants to get close to her sister. Woo......"
Kuroko was stuffed with a large sandwich and choked on speechlessness. Just as Kuroko and Sandwich were fighting, the cell phone in Sakura's apron suddenly rang.
After listening carefully, she said to Kotomi, "Sister-sama, there is a commission for the phone number of Lord Alayah. ”
Before the words fell, the fax machine on the yacht began to spit out information as if it had gone crazy, full of information about the commission.
"It's another commission, Lord Alaya really makes a call. I'll take a look at ......"
Kuroko finally eliminated the sandwich, and she picked up a piece of paper, then frowned.
"Scotland discovers alien colonial invasion parasitic humans... How did this kind of thing go to the UK lately? ”
"Because theoretically it's Misaka's territory, and Misaka is a fantasy knight king, but in reality no one admits it, but the world itself does. Alaya has a temporary worker like Misaka who doesn't want money, how can he not squeeze hard, as soon as the aliens approach the earth, she will most likely start to lure them to fly to the United Kingdom. In this way, if you don't pay Misaka, Misaka has to take care of it, after all, you can't watch aliens smuggling in your kingdom. ”
"Ahh Can't we just sell another ape, kill that snake face, and take Shana home with us? Seeing my sister being squeezed like this by Alaya all day long, Kuroko's heart hurts so much! ”
"Don't think about it, unless it's this kind of hidden event of alien private invasion, we can't interfere too much in this world, don't put our IQ on the same level as Long Tao. There is no pay and no way, who called Xiana to be stuffed so much back then. ”
"Although Yuji Sakai is 'Serpent of the Rite Yuji Sakai' in other worlds, the isotope of this world is an ordinary person, and it doesn't matter if you become Yuyuko, and the earth still turns. But the other one is not as easy to sell as Yuji, he is too sensitive. ”
Also, why did Xana get an offer letter as soon as she arrived in the UK? You must know that there are not a few tourists from other countries who travel to the UK during the summer vacation, and how can there be a few little wizards from ordinary families in such a huge base, but basically no one of them will receive an admission letter. ”
"Why is that?"
"Because the little wizards who enter the school are the future of the wizarding world in all countries. Wizard families can choose different magic schools because they are insiders, ordinary families do not have this ability, ordinary families are born wizards can be said to be the basic plate of the magic world in various countries, and everyone agrees not to rob other people's dishes. ”
"The reason why Xana received the letter is because when she was reincarnated into this world, she was actually in England, which was the first decision of Hogwarts. And because Gaia and Alayah both want her to be their subordinate, although the benefits of plugging are not less, but the troubles are also stuffed so that she can't get out, although it is not the most bloody kind, but it is enough to kill a few bloodletting. ”
"Although my sister said so, Kuroko was so unwilling......"
"So let's get rid of these damn aliens. Halloween is coming, and Misaka is going to Yorkshire to have some fun. ”
yes, Halloween is coming. Although there is no Halloween revelry at Hogwarts, the hallways are now filled with the smell of sweet roasted pumpkins.
There was also good news for Charms class, as Professor Flitwick announced that he thought the students could start making objects fly, and that everyone was practicing the use of the Levitation Charm with feathers. Professor Flitwick divides the class into pairs and begins training, Shana wants to be with Hermione, but Professor Flitwick gives Neville to her, forming a pair of Hermione and Ron.
"Well, don't forget that subtle wrist movement that we've been training for!" Professor Flitwick stood on top of his pile of books as usual and shrieked.
"Shake and shake, remember, shake and shake. It's also important to pronounce the spell accurately – don't forget the wizard of Barufeo, who said the 'f' to the 's' and found himself lying on the floor with a bison standing on his chest. ”
"Neville, don't be nervous. Wave your wand as the teacher says......"
Xana reassures Neville not to get too nervous while she gripped her wand and prepared for the unexpected. In order to solve Neville's problem, Xana once tried to use the magic of "mechanical mind", and it worked very well.
Afterwards, Neville wished he could give him one at every Potions class so he wouldn't make a mistake by seeing Snape's cloak shivering. But this kind of magic is not a long-term solution after all, and Neville can't be allowed to permanently solidify this no, and he will become a machine without emotion at all.
"Summer... Xana, can you... Can you give me another 'mechanical mind'? ”
"Sorry, no. Listen to Neville, if you don't want to be a cowardly deranged piece of waste as soon as you leave this, don't use it casually. ”
This magic is no different from narcotic mental dependence, and Xana doesn't want to ruin Neville.
"Well... All right. ”
Xana's intimidation was still greater than her thirst for magic, and Neville retreated. In addition to taking care of Neville, Xana's attention was also divided between Hermione and Ron.
During this period of make-up class, Hermione had a cold war with Harry, and since the day Harry's broomstick was delivered, she had not spoken to the two of them, and several arguments broke up. Now Harry and Ron are very resistant to Xana's make-up lessons, and now even the wooden knife can't scare them, after all, you can't really cut these two guys. Xana was ready to let Snape clean up, and the two guys didn't know until they had suffered a loss.
During the class, Xana also noticed that Ron had a lot of opinions about Hermione's preaching, and originally planned to clean up this guy after the Halloween party, but she didn't expect to see Hermione crying just after class.
"A bad ape who says bad things about girls behind your back. Oh my! ”
Syllable!
Xana instantly transformed her wand into a wooden knife, slashing Ron and Harry against the wall one by one, beating people like paintings. The two guys slowly slid down the wall, lying on the ground unable to speak and only humming.
"Give me an apology. If Hermione hasn't forgiven you before dinner, she's dead! ”
Unfortunately, Hermione didn't show up for the next class, and she wasn't seen all afternoon. Shana searched for a long time, and finally heard Patil say that Hermione was crying sadly in the women's bathroom, and she didn't let anyone comfort her.
"Damn apes!"
At dinner time, Xana stood guard at the door of the Halloween dinner hall, carrying a wooden knife in her hand, and her murderous appearance forced the passing students to slip in along the other side.
"It's finally here."
In the distance, Harry and Ron were approaching each other, and it seemed that they had forgotten their apologies to South Africa or even Antarctica, and as soon as they saw Xana, they immediately turned back in tacit understanding, and then began to run for their lives.
“WingardiumLeviosa”
Harry and Ron floated, and they fled as if they were comically dog-skied.
"I said that if you haven't been forgiven before the dinner, you're dead. It seems that some people have taken my words as a deaf ear. ”
"Wait... Wait a minute......"
Harry tried to explain, but was greeted by a flash of swords.
"Justification is useless!"
Harry was stabbed into the floor, and then Ron was also embedded, and Xana's knife skills improved greatly, leaving nothing but two humanoid floor mosaics on the floor, and the two who were beaten were not hurt except for the pain.
"Spare us! We were going to go, but Hermione locked herself in the women's restroom after Charms class......"
"Yes. Even if we have to apologize, we can't help it! We can't get in, it's a woman-toilet-place~~"
Harry and Ron quickly defended themselves, they were scared.
"Won't you kneel and beg at the door of the women's bathroom?"
"Then we won't be a**!"
"Okay, follow me. I'll call her out, and then you guys will apologize. Remember, next time you dare to speak ill of girls, it's not so cheap. ”
"Please pull us out!"
Harry and Ron were embedded in the floor.
"Troublesome ape."
Shana shook her wooden knife, and her wand turned into two ropes, tied their legs and pulled them up, and the two unlucky eggs were dragged away under the embarrassed gaze of the students.
"Hermione, are you there?"
There was only a low cry in the toilet, and Xana looked back at the quail-shaped two people next to her, motioning for them to wait here, and she went in to lead the person out.
"Hermione, stop crying."
Xana's ability to comfort people is obviously too different from her ability to be a top student, and Hermione still cried inside after talking for a long time.
"I captured those two apes, and you can beat them up for a while. It doesn't matter if you break your arms and legs or something. If you are still angry, let's just cut a few knives, anyway, as long as it is not a knife that cuts off the air, I can save it immediately. ”
In order to get Hermione out, Xana began to enumerate the ways of dealing with Harry and the others for a while, from beating to directly stabbing them, and the two outside were trembling and sweating.
"Hey, man. Is the toilet blocked? Why does it stink so much? ”
Suddenly, Ron smelled a foul stench, and then he and Harry involuntarily looked in the direction where the smell was wafting from, and-
"Ah!!h
Screams echoed through the hallways.
"What the hell is called! Oh, what is this thing? ”
Xana heard the movement outside, and initially thought it was Harry and Ron trying to escape punishment, but the next moment she saw the two of them rushing in completely ignoring the fact that it was the women's bathroom, and a huge figure was chasing them.
It was twelve feet tall, its skin dull and gray as granite, and its massive, dumb body resembled a huge pile of mud with a small head like a cocoa bean. Its short legs are as thick as tree stumps, and underneath are flat, thick, calloused feet. The smell emanating from it was disgusting. It holds a thick wooden stick in its hand, which is dragged on the ground due to its long arms.
A troll!
"Come here, I'm going to release the defensive barrier!"
Xana shielded Hermione and prepared to launch a defensive barrier, but Harry and Ron ran to the other side.
"Hey, big idiot!"
"Run, run!"
Instead of getting closer, the two picked up the clutter in the toilet and threw it around, intending to attract the troll's attention so that the girls could escape, and they did, and the troll went that way. This made Xana, who had planned to use a defensive barrier to protect everyone and then kill the trolls with one shot, very depressed.
"Hermione, you go out first, I'll save these two bastards."
But Hermione sat by the toilet and couldn't move, still clinging to the wall, her mouth wide open in horror.
Hermione was probably frightened, Ron had been cornered, and if he didn't deal with the troll right away, he would have one less red-haired ape and one more ape corpse. Xana decisively broke the water pipe on the side, regardless of the splash of water that began to transform it, and in an instant a beam pistol appeared in Xana's hand, then aim, and then stopped.
There is no way, someone is blocking the trajectory.
Harry did a very brave but stupid thing when he saw Ron being cornered: he jumped forward, wrapped his arms around the troll's neck from behind, and inserted his wand into the troll's nostrils. The troll roared in pain, writhing and waving its stick.
"It doesn't get any more idiotic than that!"
If there's one thing worse than a god-like enemy, it's pig-like teammates. Harry's stupidity not only put him in danger, but also made it difficult for others to save him. If Xana didn't want to kill Harry and the trolls along, she had to think of something else.
"There's no way, launch a blockade to separate them."
Just as Shana was about to use the ban, Ron pulled out his wand, and the ghost made the god send a successful magic.
“WingardiumLeviosa”
The levitation spell was successful, and the stick suddenly flew out of the troll's hand, and rose high, high into the air, and then slowly turned around - it fell, and struck its owner on the head with an earth-shattering thud. The troll swayed in place and fell face down on the floor with a thud that shook the room.