In the classroom of a middle school in the school city,The majority of dead houses are envious and jealous and want to be burned at the stake, and the sister's hand is continuing his unfortunate daily life in the classroom。

After getting up in the morning, I accidentally crush my bank card, step on my mobile phone, and get cramps in my feet by the way. But when I arrived at school, I found that I was not late today, which made Shangjo, who usually couldn't step into the classroom before class because of various accidents, no matter how hard he tried, when he was nervous, for him, not suffering misfortune does not mean luck, but just a precursor to greater misfortune, just like the calm before the storm.

"Today is still an unfortunate day! Unfortunate! Uejo Dangma's entire upper body fell on the table, as if burned out, and he was powerless to hold up his corpse, and even the sound of "misfortune" was absent.

Of course, unfortunately, because there is a string of beautiful red 0s drawn on the final report card that has just fallen in my hand, and the saddest thing is that there is no 1 in front of 0, so when Ma's exam results this semester are all zero.

"Teacher Xiaomeng, no matter how bad my test scores are, I won't get all zero points!" When Shangjo Dangma got this report card that was the only one in the class that was all zero, even a good old man like him also broke out, and rarely yelled at Teacher Xiaomeng.

"Is there something wrong? Even if I was told that the score was 59.5, I could accept it, but it was weird to get all zero points! "It's terrible to study in the upper game, but it's impossible to get zero points anyway!

"I'm sorry... Xiao Shangjo, but..."Teacher Xiaomeng's eyes were red, and I don't know if Lu Dao was scolded by Shangjo or because there was indeed a problem with the report card.

But it's not important, the important thing is that Teacher Xiaomeng actually cried, "Shangjo Dangma actually dared to scold Teacher Xiaomeng for crying!" The eyes of the boys and girls in the class shot at them, and if the eyes could kill, no matter how strong the killer was, he would be poked into a colander.

"It's excessive, but I still ask the teacher to give me an explanation." Shangjo bowed deeply, the murderous gaze of the whole class made him very stressed, but no matter how much pressure he had, he had to resist it, the score is the lifeblood of the student, if he admits this zero egg report card, he may be sure to repeat the grade next year. Even if you don't repeat a grade, this summer vacation will become hell.,You know, although 59 points and 0 points are failing.,But the amount of homework that needs to be turned in and the time to participate in tutoring are also different.,Shangjo has seen the extra homework of Rushan pressed against him.,There is endless hell tutoring throughout the summer vacation.。

"I'm sorry, Kojojo, the teacher has done his best, but... But this is the decision of the school, and the teacher has no choice. Do you know that our final exam is randomly selected by the whole school district, right? ”

"Yes, but what does that have to do with my zero score? Although the school and classroom assigned to me were really bad, I did take the test! "Thinking of this examination room on the face of the cold in person, he unfortunately drew the examination room is too terrifying, even if he has been accustomed to the unfortunate Shangjo has more than once thought about whether to skip the exam, but the result is still zero points to persist, I know that it is better to skip the exam directly.

This final exam, Gakuen City conducted a special test pilot in the 7th School District, with the aim of testing the effectiveness of the latest AIM detection device in preventing cheating in cultural classes using superpowers. For this reason, the examination room for all high school students' cultural class exams was specially disrupted, and the whole school district was randomly assigned according to the level of superpower.

As an unfortunate incapacitator, Shangjo was naturally assigned to a school with very poor facilities to take the exam, and what was even more painful was that it was a group of brothers who took the exam in the same classroom with him, and their enthusiasm for studying philosophy ♂ together exceeded the exam, which made the unfortunate Shangjo feel that the chrysanthemum was cold.

Fortunately, although the brothers and nobles put a lot of pressure on people, their energy was focused on exams and discussing philosophy ♂ with each other, and no one cared about ordinary people like Shangjo Dangma, and Shangjo finally withstood the pressure and completed the exam.

Teacher Xiaomeng looked at Shangjo with pity and said: "The school where Xiaoshangtiao took the exam suffered a lightning strike on the day after the exam, which damaged the electronic monitoring system of the examination room, and also frightened the teacher who carried the exam papers, and the exam papers were scattered all over the ground. ”

"So what?" What does this have to do with yourself?

By the way, when I came out of the exam that day, I met a Bilibili middle school girl, and I was chased by her until the evening, and I was glad that I was not in my own school, otherwise I would have been blocked every day.

"After the scattered test papers were sorted out, they were counted, and it was found that only Xiao Shangtiao's test papers were not there, and because the monitoring system in the examination room was destroyed, your attendance could not be confirmed, so the invigilator thought that Xiao Shangtiao was absent from the exam. Although the teacher kept explaining to the other party that Xiao Shangtiao was a good boy and would not miss the exam, but because there was no evidence of your attendance, it was not accepted..."Teacher Xiaomeng's eyes were red again, and she felt guilty for not being able to help the students.

"Unfortunate! But even if the monitoring system is broken, the invigilator and the students in the same exam room can always testify for me! "Kamijo Dangma is still trying to die for a while, as long as there is a certificate, you can get at least one chance to retake the exam.

"I'm sorry, but the invigilator said he didn't remember you in the classroom, and the other students on the exam said they didn't notice if you were there." Teacher Xiaomeng's words shattered Shangjo's illusions.

The invigilator will never admit the existence of the upper article, doesn't that mean that he has to bear the responsibility for losing the student's test papers, and the surrounding brothers and nobles said that they were focused on the exam and philosophy ♂ at that time, and whether they had seen the upper article in the examination room was already unclear.

"Unfortunate!" Although Teacher Xiaomeng comforted Shangjo and would take care of it when he made up classes during the holidays, Shangjo was still hit and lay on the table to stand up.

"Ahshang, you're actually very happy in your heart! Throughout the summer vacation, you can get special guidance from Xiaomeng's teacher. "Uejo's friend, Tuyumen Motoharu came to mend the knife.

"Unfortunately!" Kamijo can only keep lamenting this kind of lamentation.

"Is it numb? There is your courier. Just as Uejo was lamenting his misfortune, the voice of the courier suddenly came from outside.

"Hey, what will the courier send here?" Hearing that there was a courier, the students looked to the door of the classroom and found that the courier outside the door was pushing a large cardboard box. But under normal circumstances, the courier is delivered to the student dormitory, why will it be delivered to the school during school hours?

"This is an urgent item for the last piece of hemp, and it must be delivered to me immediately, please sign for it as soon as possible." The courier said that this was a special urgent item, and it could not be delayed for a moment, so it was delivered to the school.

Stunned by the zero score, Kamijo signed for the large package as if sleepwalking, and temporarily moved it to the classroom.

"Ahshang, what did you order? Hurry up and open it for everyone to see. Another of Uejo's friends, Blue-Haired Earrings, came over and asked what Uejo had ordered.

"I didn't order anything! Who gave it to me? "Kamijo Dangma is confused, and it looks like the parcel was sent from Tashiro Island, but where is that? I don't have any acquaintances except for my parents and cousins outside the school city.,And it's not like the blowing system like mail order.,Why do you have your own package?

After the carton was opened, there was another layer of carton, and when Shangjo stretched out his right hand to open it, the carton suddenly broke and disappeared, revealing the goods inside. However, the goods that were exposed were something that Kamijo Dangma never dreamed of - inside were actually two sleeping cat-eared Lori, and they were wearing shrine maiden costumes with their armpits exposed.

Everyone was stunned when they saw this situation.,Mail order Lori... It's a crime! Has Uejo Danma, who has been suffering misfortune all day long, finally decided to take revenge on society? actually attacked the cute Lori.。

"Ah Shang,I said why don't you want to participate in Teacher Xiaomeng's loving counseling?,It turns out that I ordered a cat ear Lori early to prepare to play in the summer vacation! However, picking up a cat ear girl nested in a cardboard box on a rainy day and a mail-order cat ear girl are two natures, the former is a rescue act, and the latter is a complete crime! "The blue-haired earrings delivered the fatal blow.

"Scum!"

"Perverted!"

"Criminals!"

"Scum!"

"Molested Lolicon!"

The denunciation of the classmates nailed Shangjo to the pillar of shame, and some classmates have already run to inform the teacher.

"No, it's a girl. Isn't Mr. Uejo's misfortune enough! "Seeing that there are actually two Loli in the box,Shangjo Danma felt that the door of the prison was opening to him.,It's unfortunate enough to have zero points at the end of the period.,Now the package sent to me is actually a cute cat-eared Lori.,What's even more troublesome is that the crime of human trafficking is confirmed in front of everyone.,I'm going to spend my next life behind bars.。

"Meow, is it dawn?" Misaka saw the light and rubbed his eyes and stood up from the cardboard box. Limeng is still dreaming with a large bread in her arms, and it seems that she has given too much food for dinner yesterday, and she hasn't digested it yet.

"Unfortunate! Hey, let's explain to everyone, you don't have anything to do with Mr. Uejo, do you? It's just a prank or a misdelivery, right? Uejo, who didn't want to spend the rest of his life in a juvenile reformatory school, rushed up and pounced on Misaka, hoping that Misaka would explain.

"Don't... Yes! Before Misaka could see his surroundings clearly, he felt a darkness in front of him, and a hedgehog head pounced on Misaka, and it was so good that he couldn't die, and a groping pig hand actually pressed on Misaka's chest.

It's not good, it's a sister's hand!

"Shangjo Dangma, for abducting and selling cute cat ear Lori, and trying to molest in public, is now sentenced to be burned at the stake!" One side of the classroom was covered by a curtain of cloth, and only a few candles glowed eerily in the dark corner, and a group of FFF members in black cloaks and scythes were announcing the sentence, and as the presiding judge's hammer fell, the cross was erected, and the subject of this execution, Kamijo Danma, was tied to it.

"Unfortunate! I didn't do anything, it was just an accident! Although Kamijo Dangma tried his best to defend himself, the FFF members had no mercy for this kind of ginseng prostitute and kept piling firewood at Uejo's feet.

Uejo is executing here.,The girls on the other side of the classroom are comforting Misaka and Rimu, who were almost "raped", under the leadership of Fukiyoshi System.。 Just now, when Uejo pounced, with the strength of Misaka's fourth order, he should be able to easily dodge this kind of ordinary high school student, but when facing Uejo's right hand, Misaka suddenly felt that he was not facing the groping pig hand of an ordinary high school student, but some kind of natural enemy, and Misaka couldn't move in front of the natural enemy, so he put his sister's hand on Misaka's chest.

There are various defensive enchantments set up on Misaka's clothes.,In order to resist the sister's hand, I didn't use the fakes that I temporarily exchanged for my own power to test.,But I didn't expect the genuine fake to be more mysterious than Misaka's.,The shrine maiden costume on Misaka's body is like Intix's "mobile church" that instantly decomposes.,Fortunately, it's an IS tight-fitting operation suit.,It's not like Intix.。

"Hurry up and get out of here!" Misaka wanted to remove this hateful hand, but he couldn't use any strength, and Uejo's hand was like a vacuum cleaner, absorbing Misaka's luck continuously, and Misaka, whose divine power was excessively extracted, had no ability to resist at all.

"I don't want to, but my hands are sticky!" Kamijo also seemed to want to remove his hand, but his right hand seemed to be glued to Misaka's body, and the surrounding classmates were frightened by this sudden situation, and they were all stunned.

Woo! Misaka has no face to see her sister!

Limeng was woken up by our dispute.,After finding out that something was wrong, he waved the coin and knocked it on Uejo's head.,But the imperial coin that can easily knock down the magician was broken by a flick of Uejo's left hand.,The fantasy killer who is absorbing the power of Misaka seems to have spread to Kamijo's whole body.,Limeng's beating is completely ineffective.,Because the witch costume on her body also contains fantasy.,As a result, I'm blown up like Misaka.。

"Finally down." After the end, it was the blowing system that reacted first.,Swinging a baseball bat and knocking down the side of the "obscene" Lori while shouting the unfortunate Kamijo Danma,Finally rescued Misaka and Rimu from the clutches of Kamijo.。 The girls comforted us with a change of clothes and snacks, and the knocked out Shang Tiao was dragged by the boys to the FFF court for trial.

Just when Shangjo was about to be burned to death, Teacher Xiaomeng and Teacher Huang Quanchuan finally received the news and rushed over, and Teacher Huang Quanchuan, who had suspended the burning at the stake, was taken to the garrison for review, and Teacher Xiaomeng came to comfort us.

"Misaka really wasn't trafficked.,Misaka just hopes to find an unfortunate person through his own ability to make him feel better..."Although Shangjo Danma did such an excessive thing as hitting Misaka's chest.,But Misaka still begged Xiaomeng Teacher to go to the garrison and take Shangjo out of the hemp (after all, if you want to punish him, you have to take it out before you can execute it.,And in the future, he will have to help fight a party.。

Misaka's original plan was to appear in front of Shangjo when he was in front of him, and then used the reason of "You guys are too unlucky, as a beckoning cat, I want to try to eliminate misfortune so I came to you" to enter the daily life of Shangjo and actively participate in the plot.,Wait until the right time to let Shangjo know the absolute ability of the road and end it.,The last thing to settle the sisters to face the angels.。

As for the upside-down pseudo-girl Aresta, Misaka thinks that as long as he shows enough value and comes up with enough chips, he should be able to reach an agreement, after all, both he and the British bishop believe in the supremacy of interests and belong to that standard politician. There are no permanent friends and foes, only eternal interests, and as long as Misaka shows enough ability to flip the table and give enough benefits, Aresta should agree.

Alas, he was clearly behind the tragedy of Misaka's sister, and it stands to reason that he should be the first to execute, but Misaka had to make an agreement with him. After all, as my sister said, "No matter how bad the school city is, it's the only home for superpowers." If Aresta is finished, then the scientific side will collapse, and the magicians will definitely not miss the opportunity to completely wipe out the school city, and there will be no eggs under the nest, that is, Misaka is really cold-blooded to the point that he doesn't care about the lives of these 2.3 million innocent students, and he can't face the entire magic side to protect Misaka's sisters, and Misaka has not yet had the strength to fight against the world world alone. What's more, after Misaka completes the task, he has to go back to destroy the main god, and he can't bring tens of thousands of sisters to the main god space.

It's a pity that although Misaka thought well.,But there was a deviation as soon as it came up.,The courier was not delivered to the dormitory of the upper strip but to the school (the effect of the treasure is too good.,It became an expedited express.),As a result, the sister was blown out of her clothes in public.。 Fortunately, Misaka didn't have anything but a mobile church like Intix, and he was wearing IS's tight-fitting operation suit, otherwise he would really have no face to see.