Chapter 715: Zhao Tiezhu will teach you to pick up girls again
Zhao Tiezhu has always been a nationalist through and through. Therefore, for the bullying suffered by Shenzhou in modern history, Zhao Tiezhu will feel a burst of grievance every time he thinks about it, and in all this bullying, the invasion of the capital by the Eight-Nation Alliance, that is the most angry thing for Zhao Tiezhu, the big country, was beaten to the capital by the eight countries that are less than half the size of Shenzhou combined, this is a great shame!!
It's just that it was more than a hundred years ago, and this book is not a travel text, so Zhao Tiezhu has no way to travel to ancient times to fight the Eight-Nation Alliance or something, today's Three Kingdoms Alliance, but it made Zhao Tiezhu's heart rise with boundless anger and fighting spirit all of a sudden, as the so-called gentleman's revenge, ten years is not too late, more than 100 years have passed, and finally found a chance for my buddy!!
"When does the finals start?" Zhao Tiezhu asked Song Jiangdao, the sports commissioner.
"The finals are tomorrow, tomorrow in the big playground!! The time for the finals has been adjusted to 45 minutes. Song Jiang said.
"Okay, Fan Jian, as well as the goalkeeper and defender, you guys have to come early tomorrow!!" Zhao Tiezhu said.
Fan Jian and the two sad goalkeepers and defenders who didn't even have their names agreed in unison.
At this time, on another field, the American who participated in the 10,000-meter with Zhao Tiezhu last time and wanted to yin Zhao Tiezhu but didn't get it, was looking at another blonde man in front of him with a smile, and said with adoration on his face: "George, your ball is so good, especially that shot, oh God, I have never seen such a powerful shot in my life!" ”
"That's natural!" The man named George said, "I have been practicing this tiger shooting for a long time, and his requirements for explosiveness are very large, and he must have accurate footwork!" Hey Sasaki, your running position is pretty good too. ”
A Japanese man standing next to George smiled, "Thank you for the compliment, my running position is not a grade compared to your shot!" At this time, a single-eyelid Korean standing next to the Japanese said, "Brother George, Brother Sasaki, you are all very powerful, I think your relatives, there must be our Korean Dismecta." ”
Everyone directly ignored this Korean, if it weren't for the fact that this Korean's gatekeeping skills were really good, George and Sasaki would not have teamed up with the Koreans this time. George is quite emotional, whether it is in football or on the map of the earth, the Korean stick is the most suitable for the role of goalkeeper, because its geographical location, just outside the neck of Shenzhou, can just help the United States contain Shenzhou, and its responsibilities are similar to that of gatekeepers.
"Tomorrow is the finals, I didn't expect that Zhao Tiezhu to be able to enter the finals with that kind of class, it's really lucky!" Sasaki said.
"It's really good!" George nodded, "There happened to be a team that abstained, and as far as I know, there is even a woman in their team, is there no one in the foreign language department, and a woman was actually sent to play!" It's a laughing death. ”
"Yes, yes, if this is placed in our Great Japanese Empire, it will be a humiliating thing!! That's what these Shenzhou people in the foreign language department can do. Sasaki echoed.
"Tomorrow's game, we must show all our strength, and ravage the Shenzhou people in the foreign language department, I heard that their girl is still a beauty, haha, I like Shenzhou women." George Yin laughed.
"I like it too." Sasaki said, "The women of Shenzhou are much more beautiful than the women of our Yamato nation. ”
"Well, actually, those beauties are all Koreans." The South Korean, who still doesn't have a name, nodded.
"Park Ji-nam, don't you want everyone to be Korean, don't you know that the whole world is laughing at your habit of taking other people's things for yourself?" George finally couldn't take it anymore.
"Yes, yes, I know, I know." Park Ji-nan nodded and said.
Returning to Zhao Tiezhu's side, because Zhao Tiezhu promised Zhang Yao to teach him to pick up girls, Cao Ziyi and Li Linger were naturally inconvenient to follow, and Wangcai was used as a tool to pick up girls, and was pulled away by Zhao Tiezhu from Li Ling'er, Li Linger said that he was going to take Cao Ziyi to go to school, and Zhao Tiezhu let them go with confidence.
"Are you going by yourself or am I pushing you?" Zhao Tiezhu glanced at Zhang Yao and said.
"I'll do it myself." Zhang Yao said, and pushed the wheelchair forward with his hand, and Fan Jian Baba came up from the side and asked, "Tiezhu, what are your activities?" ”
"I'm going to teach Zhang Yao how to pick up girls." Zhao Tiezhu said proudly.
"Ahh I'm going to learn too!! Fan Jian shouted.
"Wu Qianna??"
"It's okay, I'll learn, and I don't really soak, just go and pull." Fan Jian pushed Zhao Tiezhu and followed behind Zhang Yao.
"Zhang Yao, do you know, pickle girl, what is it for?" Zhao Tiezhu walked next to Zhang Yao and asked solemnly.
"It's... In order to**? Zhang Yao pondered for a moment and asked.
"Wrong! You are a vulgar man! No wonder you can't make a girl. Zhao Tiezhu looked at Zhang Yao with disdain, and then said, "We should say this, the purpose of pickling girls is to let us better communicate with girls in depth and effectively, this world is composed of men and women, and without any party, it will not work, so we can say that everyone is lonely, because there is only one kind of person in the world who is different from him!" Except, of course, shemales and the like. And the pickle girl is to let us better understand the other half of the world that is different from us, and then from this, to explore the meaning of life, the origin of human beings, and the birth of the universe. ”
"It's... To put it bluntly, isn't it just **..."Zhang Yao muttered.
"You can't teach your son!! , you know**, is it possible that when you see a woman, you just tell her, I want to be with you**? Isn't that supposed to be a slap in the face? You should take pickling girls as a glorious thing to do, only in this way can you make your skin thick enough, the three elements of pickling girls, bold and careful, thick skin, you must remember. ”
"It's... How can you be thick-skinned? Zhang Yao asked.
"It's simple, Fan Jian, go up and demonstrate one." Zhao Tiezhu motioned to Fan Jian.
Fan Jian nodded, brushed his hair, and then twisted his big ass and walked towards a girl in front of him.
"Eh, classmate, I look at you, it's very similar to a friend of mine!" Fan Jian said seriously.
"Oh? Really? The girl asked curiously.
"Well, yes, I and my classmate, I haven't seen each other for a long time, I saw you just now, and I thought you were my classmate, alas, although you are not my classmate, but since we can meet here, it is fate, why don't you and I find a secluded corner, talk about life, talk about ideals, I forgot to tell you, I am very good at mechanics."
"Neuropathy." The girl glanced at Fan Jian in disgust and left.
Fan Jiande returned to Zhao Tiezhu's side.
"Although his behavior is wrong, if we put aside his behavior, then you can understand that Fan Jian is called cheeky, you see, he was scolded for being neurotic, and he laughed so happily!" Zhao Tiezhu pointed at Fan Jian and said.
"Oh! I see! Zhang Yao looked suddenly enlightened.