Chapter 2 Descent is hopeful

Du Jia broke into Xiaoyaozi's room, but he didn't expect the old man to change his clothes, and his half-open dirty clothes hung loosely on his body, revealing his sturdy body.

Du Jia didn't have anything, and walked in with a grin: "Old man, what are you looking for me?" ”

Xiaoyaozi finally came back to his senses when he heard Du Jia's words, and hurriedly pulled his clothes, with an expression of fear of being forced.

"Se'er, go out! Change clothes for the teacher! Xiaoyaozi tried to maintain the majesty of being a teacher, but the old face was still not calm red.

Du Jia didn't care so much, he found a chair and sat down: "Old man, you change your clothes, I won't bother you, you are looking for me, and now you are letting me go out, you are dementia?" ”

The beard on Xiaoyaozi's face stood up suddenly: "If you don't go out again, go to the wall of Siguo Hall!" ”

"Cut! Old man, can you change to something new? Every time, he will only threaten me with Siguotang! Du Jia's face was full of disdain.

"There are not many moves, as long as they are useful!" Xiaoyaozi's anger dissipated, but Du Jia knew that this was the dangerous time, "Count to three for the teacher, if you are still here...... Three! ”

Du Jia rose into the air, reached out to catch the four darts sent by Xiaoyaozi, did not dare to stop, and jumped out of the window.

Only the angry scolding echoed in the room: "Dead old man, you haven't finished speaking, you fart dart?" will do this kind of sneak attack! ”

Du Jia was deflated by the master, and naturally wanted to find someone to vent her unhappiness.

Ah Miao bore the brunt of being flattened by Du Jiahai, and tears fell from her eyes with two pandas.

Then the second senior brother Zixuan, who accidentally knocked over the teacup and wet the master's clothes.

Zixuan was very innocent, holding his stomach that was kicked by Du Jia and asked, "Senior sister, I just wet Master's clothes, why are you beating me?" ”

"If it weren't for you, would you have seen Master's body? I almost died at the hands of that old fellow! The point is that the body is seriously out of shape, the skin is loose, and there is nothing to look at at all! After Du Jia shouted these words, he felt like a thorn in his back.

From the eyes of everyone, Du Jia knew that he had hit the rocks, and he couldn't help wailing in his heart: What is dark today. Dao day? It's too much of a back, isn't it?

Du Jia turned around slowly, and smiled bitterly at Xiaoyaozi's fire-breathing eyes: "Master, have you eaten?" ”

"I haven't eaten yet, and I'm really hungry, so I'm going to cook a bowl of golden blood bird's nest for my teacher." Xiaoyaozi's face was as cold as a thousand years of ice.

"Old man, that thing is for women's beauty, it doesn't have much effect if you eat it, so don't waste it." I want to ask Du Jia to go to the cliff in the back mountain to find bird's nest, but there is no door!

Xiaoyaozi had expected that Du Jia would not give in, so he didn't move, but said softly: "It's okay if you don't go, then as a teacher, I'll go and reply to your mother, saying that you are reluctant to leave the teacher, and the time to go down the mountain will be pushed back for half a year!" ”

As soon as the words fell, I saw two figures, one white and one blue, quickly flying towards the back mountain.

The white shadow is naturally Du Jia, and the blue shadow is Jun Xiao, the third senior brother who was dragged by Du Jia.

Climbing the cliff is very dangerous, Du Jia has only one life, of course, he has to catch a substitute ghost.

Jun Xiao is not only a light achievement, but also a must, Xiaoyaozi's dead old man has a very good mouth, only Jun Xiao is flat.

So in order to get down the mountain as soon as possible, the golden silk blood bird's nest that bribed the old man this time was none other than Jun Xiao!

Coming to the edge of the cliff, Du Jia pointed to the swallow's nest in the middle of the cliff: "Senior brother, I'm sorry for you!" Hurry up, don't keep me waiting! ”

Then I found a cool place to sit and enjoy the scenery. Jun Xiao shook his head helplessly, and slowly swept down the cliff with light skills.

Three hours later, the sweet but not greasy golden silk blood bird's nest was freshly baked, which was originally a full soup cup, but when it was delivered to Xiaoyaozi, there was only half a cup left.

The disappeared part naturally went into Du Jia's belly, and he worked so "hard" to get it, how could he not treat himself?

"Old man, the bird's nest you asked for is here!" This time Du Jia learned a lesson, and shouted from a distance, lest he see any indecent pictures when he broke down the door.

This time, Xiaoyaozi was fine, sitting at the table and drinking tea leisurely.

Du Jia put the bird's nest on the table: "Old man, eat it while it's hot!" Now tell me, what are you looking for me? ”

Xiaoyaozi looked at the stool opposite, and Du Jia sat down knowingly, just crossed Erlang's legs, still trembling, looking like a ruffian.

Xiaoyaozi looked at Du Jia's appearance and took a sip of tea: "Se'er's mother sent a letter, saying that if Se'er is well-behaved and sensible, she can go down the mountain as long as she passes the teacher's test and her postgraduate entrance examination." ”

"Really? The woman's conscience finally found out, the quasi-master went down the mountain? Du Jia's face was full of joy and beauty.

Ten years! A whole decade! Locked up on this mountain, I haven't seen half a woman, where is this Xiaoyaomen?

This is simply a monk's temple! Wrong! Occasionally, there will be female pilgrims in the monk temple to go to the incense, and even the chickens raised here are male.

I can finally go down the mountain! After going down the mountain, the first stop must be to go to the legendary Qinglou to find him eight or nine beauties to be happy and happy, even if you can't use it, touch and kiss!

Beauty! Here comes the master!

Seeing Du Jia's eyes shining with wolf light, he was so happy that he got carried away, and Xiaoyaozi said coldly: "What your mother said is well-behaved and sensible, knowledgeable!" ”

"Master, Se'er has always been very well-behaved, right?" Du Jia reacted immediately, put down one of his raised legs, sat upright, and his thick voice immediately became soft, and a pair of big eyes blinked innocently at Xiaoyaozi.

Depend on! Isn't it just pretending to be a lady? I don't know how many ladies I tuned in my previous life. Teach yin.baby.slut.woman,Can this little case be rare?