"Ah!!h The underwear thief let out an exclamation, and what was originally just a little shrill suddenly turned into a girl.

"Damn, you're a woman, you actually stole a woman's underwear! You're perverted! Zhao Tiezhu threw aside a bra he was holding in his hand. The underwear thief clasped his hands to his chest and shouted, "You are a dead pervert." ”

Zhao Tiezhu looked at the person in front of him speechlessly, it was the first time he had seen the underwear thief actually scold the person who arrested him with righteous words. Is it that I am outdated, or that the world is too crazy.

"You're just perverted, you won't buy your underwear yourself, what's wrong, stealing women's underwear, my underwear is hanging next to it Just now, why don't you steal it!" Zhao Tiezhu shouted.

"You stinky men's things, so dirty, who wants them, how beautiful women's things are, how smelly." The underwear thief showed a satisfied expression, "The owner of that underwear just now must be a beautiful woman." ”

Zhao Tiezhu really doesn't know what to do now, grab this so-called underwear thief and go back? Or send it to the police? Do people believe it? Maybe this person bites back and says that he has bad intentions for her, then he really can't say it clearly.

"Miss Ben remembered you today, you waited for me." The underwear thief snorted and ran into the woods on the side, Zhao Tiezhu could only watch her run away speechlessly, chasing back? Other people's underwear has been caught by themselves, how to catch it? Do you have to use a small iron pillar to catch it?

Zhao Tiezhu looked helplessly into the distance, only to see that swaying figure was very attractive.

"I didn't find it just now, but if you look closely, this chick's figure is really good!" Zhao Tiezhu sighed and reduced the two underwear on the ground, Su Yanni's one was red, and the underwear thief was black. Zhao Tiezhu turned around and walked back to the villa.

Following the way, Zhao Tiezhu returned to the outside of the wall, turned over, climbed to the second floor along the water pipe, and took the red underwear in his hand, Zhao Tiezhu kindly raised it above his head, and wanted to hang it on the hanger.

At this moment, the floor-to-ceiling window of Su Yanni's room opened. I saw that Su Yanni was yawning, took a deep breath, and looked at her appearance, and she was a little sleepy-eyed.

"Hey, it's hot." Su Yanni was only wearing a vest and small hot pants, suddenly, Su Yanni felt that someone next to her was watching her, and when she turned her head, she saw a scene that made her sad and angry, only to see Zhao Tiezhu taking her underwear off the hanger (in her opinion, it was taken down, Zhao Tiezhu was actually going to hang it up, but the action was startled by Su Yanni, and the action stopped)

, and on Zhao Tiezhu's shoulder, there was even a black underwear hanging from it, and I don't know whose it was.

Zhao Tiezhu !!!!!! Are you really an underwear thief!! Su Yanni shouted. Rushed towards Zhao Tiezhu.

Zhao Tiezhu looked at Cangtian depressedly, he felt that any explanation at this time would be pale, what about the cheat!!!

Ten minutes later.

Everyone in the villa was called up by Su Yanni, everyone yawned and came to the living room, and Li Linger complained even more: "Sister Yanni, what are you doing, it's only the middle of the night, and I finally had a good dream." ”

"Zhao Tiezhu, say it yourself." Su Yanni looked at Zhao Tiezhu sitting on a small bench with an indifferent expression. Li Ling'er shouted: "Wow, Brother Tiezhu, did you sneak into Sister Yanni's room in the middle of the night and be caught by someone?" ”

Zhao Tiezhu sat aggrieved, smiled bitterly, and said, "You won't believe what I said, I won't explain." ”

"Hmph, Zhao Tiezhu, I didn't expect you to be really human-faced and beast-hearted." Su Yanni spoke at this time, and said in a disdainful tone: "I was woken up by the heat just now, and I came out to open the floor-to-ceiling window, only to see that Zhao Tiezhu was stealing my underwear, and he didn't know where he had stolen an underwear!" Go back and see if anyone has lost their underwear. ”

Lucy exclaimed, "Ah, Tiezhu is an underwear thief? Then he hurried back to his room and checked his luggage. Li Ling'er stared at Zhao Tiezhu with a playful expression and said, "Brother Tiezhu, I didn't expect that there is an even more obscene heart under your obscene face, tsk." ”

By this time Lucy had returned, and she breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Mine is here." ”

Su Yanni took out the underwear of the underwear thief and said to everyone: "Who of you belongs to this?" ”

Cao Ziyi and Li Ling'er both shook their heads.

"I'm not that mature." Li Linger said.

"I can't see it, I've already committed crimes in other places." Su Yanni sneered.

Zhao Tiezhu pouted and said: "Anyway, I'm not, if you have to believe me, I'll explain it to you, if you don't believe me, I can't help it." ”

"Dare to be hard-mouthed? Honestly, where did this underwear come from. Su Yanni shouted.

"Brother Tiezhu, say it, Ling'er must believe you." Li Ling'er said firmly.

Cao Ziyi also nodded, and Lucy was even more interested, it seems that this kind of thing is not very common in their United States.

"Here's the thing. I just slept until midnight, I heard movement on the balcony, I went out to take a look, and found that someone was stealing Yanni's underwear, as a landlord, of course, I have to see righteousness and courage, when it is time to shoot, I will go to catch this underwear thief, I didn't expect her to run away, I chased, and then I chased it, and I chased your underwear back. Zhao Tiezhu said briefly.

"And whose underwear is it?" Su Yanni asked

"The underwear thief."

"You said this was stolen by the underwear thief??"

"No, the underwear thief is a woman."

“……”

“…… Brother Tiezhu, this, it's not that Ling'er doesn't believe you, you told me that Obama and Uncle bin Laden have a female affair, I believe it, but this is too contrary to the factory. Li Linger said with a smile.

"Cut, you still don't believe me when I say it, then I can't help it, you kill me." Zhao Tiezhu shrugged.

Cao Ziyi spoke, "I believe in the iron pillar." ”

Zhao Tiezhu looked at Cao Ziyi with the same eyes as he looked at the angel sister, and said, "It's still Ziyi, unlike you, who actually doubt my taste." I'm the one who stole Lucy, and I won't steal Yannie. ”

"You ......" Su Yanni was about to fight, but Cao Ziyi stopped: "It is precisely because this explanation is so ridiculous that I believe that Tie Zhu is not a fool, he just wants to find a reason, and he has to find a more reasonable reason, such an unbounded reason...... I still believe in his wisdom. ”

Zhao Tiezhu was about to burst into tears.

Su Yanni also came back to her senses, thinking about it, if he was really an underwear thief, how could he find such an excuse? So he asked, "Is that person really a woman?" ”

"I swear! It's definitely a woman, otherwise where did I get this underwear? Zhao Tiezhu said.

"It's amazing, these days, there are women stealing women's underwear? What does that woman look like? Su Yanni asked.

"Very good figure." Zhao Tiezhu showed a hint of remembrance.

"Sure enough, it's a beast." Su Yanni said with disdain, and then said: "Okay, believe you for the time being, this underwear will be regarded as evidence, and I will confiscate it." Raising the black underwear in her hand, Su Yanni followed everyone to the second floor.

Zhao Tiezhu sighed, it seems that his image has to be slowly restored.