Chapter 544: Returning to Chen Shimei (One More Flowers, Asking for Subscriptions)
Zhang Zheng said: "Nonsense, when did I send love to a beautiful woman? I was thinking about how I would meet Sister Wu, Sister Liang, and Sister Lu after they came on the morning of 26. Since I returned to China, I haven't been in touch with them, which is indeed a bit inauthentic, isn't it a little weak-hearted? ”
"By the way, President, why don't you contact them when you return home? Could it be that when you meet a young and beautiful flight attendant at an altitude of 10,000 meters, you see a strange idea, like the new and hate the old, be Chen Shimei again, and forget the old acquaintance on the earth? Yu Lei asked with a smile.
"I said Leizi, don't talk nonsense, you kid! On the second day of the anti-hijacking, I received reliable information that the old Sadr of South Africa had rehired killers to come to China to snipe and kill me in retaliation for my successful anti-hijacking and sabotage his plan to save people. You should know that there are only a few ways for a killer to retaliate, one is to snipe him directly, and the other is to attack the people around you, in this way, or disturb your mind, affect your judgment, or throw a mouse bogey, put you in a disadvantageous situation, and what is even more terrible is that it will cause casualties to your loved ones. In order to prevent this from happening, I changed my name and cut off contact with them temporarily. This was originally my secret, but in order not to wear Chen Shimei's broken hat, I had to tell my secret. Zhang Zheng said to Yu Lei.
"I'm clear about old Sadr and your name change, but for the safety of your confidante and friend, this is the first time I've heard you talk about it. President, you are too great, you are the true husband of our man! Yu Lei admired.
"I've said it many times, don't admire brother, brother is a legend. So, I really didn't have a love for a beautiful woman just now. Zhang Zheng said.
"Ahh Isn't this called a beautiful woman? For the sake of beauty, you almost deserted your thoughts, this is too dangerous, if I didn't take the lead, you would have gone to see Yang Guifei. Yu Lei said with a smile.
"Nonsense, I won't see that old fat woman if I want to see her, she is full of fat meat, she looks disgusting, such a woman is only liked by that mentally handicapped Tang Ming Emperor Li Longji, what kind of appreciation level is this?" Zhang Zheng said.
"What's wrong with fat spots, it feels good to the touch, it looks very comfortable, it tastes delicious, picks fat and thin, fat and thick wine, isn't it just a 'fat' word in praise?" Yu Lei smiled.
"What you're talking about is braised fatty meat, what does it have to do with the fat woman? It's just a mess! Zhang Zheng said with a smile.
"I said president, you don't like Yang Guifei, so who do you like?" Yu Lei asked with a smile.
"Who else could it be? Glacier fairies, of course. Zhang Zheng said.
"Ahh How do you like glacier fairies? Yu Lei said puzzled.
"I saw that the woman was dressed in lake-colored clothes, her face was like a crescent moon, her eyes were slightly closed, her cherry mouth was small, her eyebrows were shallowly drawn, her hair was shawl, she seemed to be happy, her complexion was like mutton fat and white jade, reflecting the snow and shining brightly, graceful like a drawing fairy, and she had a peerless face, do you say it is beautiful?" Zhang Zheng said.
"It sounds very beautiful, it seems to be much better than Yang Guifei, the question is, isn't he one of the four beauties?" Yu Lei said.
"Haven't you heard of it, the delicious food is on the roadside stalls, the martial arts masters are in the mountains and forests, and the beauties are in the countryside and fields? Why do you have to have four beauties? Zhang Zheng said.
"I've heard of the first two, and the last one is the first time I've heard of it, I've been in the countryside for many years, and I haven't seen any beautiful women, but I often see shrews and wild girls. The dignified president of the rich country, you don't like those shrews and wild girls, do you? Yu Lei said with a smile.
"Nonsense, you like shrews and wild chicks? I said Leizi, let's not discuss the inappropriate things for children in this kind of public place, if we really want to attract those who are idle and have nothing to do, who sneak into the toilet and sweep away pornography and non-office people, we will have trouble again. Zhang Zheng said.
"Aren't you saying that this anti-pornography and anti-illegal work is not a matter of public security? Why do you need to set up any offices at each level, these people won't be idle and have nothing to do, right? Yu Lei said.
"There are many Chinese people, and idleness is idleness, and setting up more units or organizations can not only solve the employment problem, but also arrange more relatives and children, and also promote more cadres and cronies. If you take a walk around the country and take a look, there are countless units of all kinds, such as this office, that leading group, this checkpoint, that toll point, plus the unpopular urban management. Hi! How do we talk about national affairs, are we also idle and have nothing to do? Zhang Zheng said with a smile.
"I'm really idle these days, I listen to the president, we don't discuss things that are not suitable for children, and we don't talk about national affairs anymore." Yu Lei said.
"As for cleaning up those policemen, don't meddle anymore, I'll deal with them." Zhang Zheng said to Yu Lei. "Okay, since the president is willing to play with them, I'll let it go to you." Yu Lei said generously.