Chapter 157: Stripper
My mother left early the next morning, saying that she was going to find a way to find the "father" of Misaka who was running around the world. Mom is grateful that she is willing to help Misaka, but Misaka doesn't think this "dad" who has never met can make a difference. But it's okay if mom leaves, and Misaka will be worried when mom is by her side during the battle.
Today is the last day before the summer vacation, and I have to go to school to pick up my homework according to the school schedule. But the fantasy of Mite's things is much more important than homework.,This kind of trivial thing or ask Saten to help.,Anyway, she also has to help the early spring collar who has a cold at home (I had a cold last night.,Fever at home today),It's nothing to add two more copies.,Misaka and Limeng's homework is please.,Get it back when you visit early spring in the afternoon.。
Walking out of the dormitory, I looked up at the sky, and although it was only morning, the sun was already shining.
"It's such a good weather, Misaka should go shopping with my sister first, and it would be even better if there were kind people who invited you to eat ice cream."
When he followed the radio waves to find his sister, Misaka saw a strange scene. A woman with black bags under her eyes is standing topless on the side of the street, her sister holding a shirt in embarrassment, and everyone around her is looking at them.
"Can't find your car? I should go to the Discipline Commissioner..."
Helping the woman get dressed, Misaka finally understood what was going on. Isn't this the culprit of fantasy Mite-stripper Haruo Kiyama?,The scene of knowing the stripper should have passed or shouldn't have happened.,Why is this happening now?
My sister said that in the morning, I suddenly met a hedgehog head who had been going to teach a good lesson, and the other party was about to start a war but asked her to help find a parking lot, and the woman suddenly took off her clothes during the dispute, and the hedgehog head took the opportunity to throw her clothes to Mikoto and ran away. Forget it, don't worry about what will happen to this scene, Misaka should hurry up and help send this stripper away.
In order to stop Haru Kiyama from undressing, we took her to the shade of a tree on the side of the road.
"Sister, how did you know this person?"
"I don't know! It's all to blame on that hedgehog head..."The sister hated her hand so much that she hated it, "Alas, this man is so weird, he suddenly took off his clothes in front of people. ”
"It's just... It's just..."
"Beep," my sister's phone rang.
It was Kuroko calling, and on the phone, Kuroko reluctantly told her sister that because of the affairs of the Discipline Commissioner, she and Shirai couldn't visit Hatsuharu, and they couldn't drink tea with their sisters.
Kuroko had to give up the time with his two sisters for the responsibility of being a member of the Discipline Committee, what a sacrifice!
Why are there so many idiots who have recently committed crimes? Kuroko himself is busy every day, and Shirai has also been borrowed by the 10th school district, which has been the most intense recently, who made her the only Level5 Discipline Committee member, of course, where is the heaviest task to be sent.
"I'm now... Kotomi and I are with a very strange person..."My sister told Kuroko about meeting the stripper.
"Suddenly took off your clothes?" My sister met a pervert, and Kuroko thought of it for the first time.
"It's a stripper, a stripper." Hearing the call, Zuotian tears on the side became excited.
If Misaka sees Saten, I'm afraid I'll regret not going to school. Today is the last day before the summer vacation.,Class is almost to school to get homework and then go home.,Even the sister has time to go to the supermarket to snap up.,Why bother to be a villain and leave a bad impression of the teacher absenteeism.。
Saten took her homework, and she was going to visit Hatsuharu with the sunspots, but the sunspots couldn't go, and she was just about to leave when she heard something related to urban legends.
“… Photo please..."The voice of Zuotian gossip came from the phone.
"Don't associate someone with urban legends just because it's funny, just a normal person, although it's a little weird." Mai Tamin quickly hung up the phone, and it would be rude for the strange person to hear it.
"By strange people, do you mean me?" Haruo Kiyama came back from shopping.
"No, no, how can you say that to someone you don't know... Right. Hearing this, my sister quickly turned off her phone.
"Ah, it's turned off..."Kuroko called again, and it had already changed to "The user you are calling has been turned off".
Originally, it was nothing, but it was really attacked by a pervert, and there were very few people in this city who had the ability to threaten the dignified super electromagnetic cannon, but Zuotian's words made Kuroko panic.
"The 'stripping' attribute is contagious, and it is said that those who encounter a stripper will become a new stripper due to their curse..."
"Ahh Could it be that the two elder sisters are now getting out of business in broad daylight? Sister, don't you!!! ”
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Kuroko's head and the table began to make frantic contact repeatedly, to put it bluntly, he was frantically smashing the table. My sister's body is all sunspots, how can I appear in front of the public! As soon as he thought of the scene where the two Misaka undressed, Kuroko felt his blood surge, and his nosebleeds spurted out.
"Hurry up! Hurry up and take me to Hatsuharu to find a way to undo the curse! "The most important thing now is to save my sister, Kuroko can't even care about the work of the Discipline Commissioner, so he picks up Zuotian and runs to the dormitory in early spring, there must be a way to lift the curse on the Internet.
Kuroko was nervous, and Misaka and his entourage were resting and drinking in the shade of a tree.
"This is a thank you gift for me." Haruo Kiyama handed us the drink.
"How is it hot?" My sister is very strange that someone drinks hot drinks on a hot day.
Misaka was also stunned with a drink, and in front of him was blueberry curry soup. What is this? I knew that there was a problem with selling strange drinks in the urban vending machine of the school park.,I heard that some people have found more curious things like dry juice in the vending machine.、Super concentrated peach juice.。
Kiyama said that you should drink this kind of hot food on a hot day, and that the spices of the curry contain ingredients that relieve fatigue. She was a little surprised to see us, she laughed at herself because she did too much research, and she fell into the habit of only liking to think from the theoretical side, not considering that girls like us like to drink cold drinks.
"Research... Are you an academic? ”
"Misaka went buy ice cream." Misaka tasted a bite of curry soup, although it was not difficult to drink, but it was better to drink this on a hot day, my sister and Kiyama continued to chat, and Misaka went to buy two ice creams to eat.
When Misaka came back with a large ice cream, he heard his sister asking if there was a problem with the ability to neutralize any ability. Maybe it was because he heard that Haru Kiyama was a scholar who specialized in the position of AIM, and Misaka was not there, and the other party was a stranger, so it didn't matter if he asked this kind of somewhat ridiculous question.
"What are you talking about?" Misaka suddenly appeared behind her sister and startled her.
"Ah, that's... It's all an urban legend... Urban legend... For example, strippers..."The sister seemed to think that her question was a bit ridiculous, and began to change the subject, but coincidentally mentioned "strippers".
"Nothing, please don't mind."
As soon as he said this, several bear children who were also holding ice cream ran over, and one of them slipped under his feet, and the ice cream in his hand flew out of his hand, and Misaka flashed, and it was inserted right on top of Kiyama Harusheng's skirt.
"I'm sorry ......"
"It's okay, if you clean it right away, it won't leave a trace." Let Dao Lu apologize for the picture of the bear child's blushing and heartbeat, Mu Shan unzipped it without changing color and began to take off his skirt.
"It's all said, don't take it off in public!" My sister broke out, and Misaka felt so embarrassed, doesn't this guy have any shame at all? Such an older age is naturally not cute at all.
We dragged the reluctant Kiyama Haruo into a roadside café, my sister helped her wash her skirt in the bathroom, and Misaka opened his notebook and searched for the car that had been forgotten by his owner through the library system.
Suddenly, a strong burst of electricity erupted in the restroom, and then the café lost power and the fire alarm went off. Fortunately, Misaka's notebook is a future military product.,Otherwise, it's likely to be scrapped.,It's really dangerous for my sister to discharge when I'm arrogant.,All electronic equipment must be equipped with anti-short-circuit devices.。
"Your car has been found." Misaka quickly showed them the address on the computer.
"Thank you so much, see you soon." Kiyama got in the car and left.
Haruo Kiyama has finally been sent away, and Misaka and his sister should hurry to the dormitory in Hatsuharu, and don't meet strange guys again.
"Ahh As soon as we stepped out of the parking lot, we heard a scream from the side, and the terrible resentment contained in it made Misaka take two steps back.
"It's all gone... The most important source of protein..."Shang Dang Ma held the broken special egg in his hand, and wanted to cry without tears.
Shangjo has had a very pleasant past few days, unfortunately everything is already history, I won't go out and be bitten by a dog, I won't be hit on the head by a falling vase, I won't step on a shit banana peel for some reason, and my bank card and cash have never been lost. Even when passing by a lottery station, I was given a lottery ticket, and 10,000 yuan was opened, and I didn't encounter a bad robbery until I went home.
This is the life of a normal person, and the world where Mr. Uejo lived before was completely hell! What's even more exciting is that when I went to school this morning, Teacher Xiaomeng actually told herself that the lost paper in the final exam was found in a trash can, although it was seriously damaged, but after review, some of the grades were finally barely passed, and the last article only needs to make up for the ability development class during the holidays.
"Thank you! Thank you! Hearing the news, Kamijo Dangma cried at the time.
Miss Lucky Cat, you are really my lucky star! YY was overly on the strip and even decided to go to the supermarket for a while to buy more ingredients and treat each other well tomorrow. If you can conquer Miss Lucky Cat with your own skills, then maybe you really have a chance! The cake last time I knew that as a girl, her craftsmanship was so bad, and she would definitely fall under Mr. Uejo's superb craftsmanship.
This didn't change even when he met the strange stripper, and after throwing it to a Bilibili middle school student, Kamijo went to the supermarket to buy discounted eggs and prepared to go back and make a good meal.
Just when the last article passed five levels and cut six to break through the barriers, and the discounted eggs were about to arrive, the right hand suddenly changed. Just as he was about to get the egg, a sharp pain erupted in his right hand, and Kamijo turned into a rolling gourd on the spot.
When he came back to his senses, he felt that some places seemed to be different, but he couldn't feel the specific difference, so he had to take the eggs home. As a result, just after walking here, a dog suddenly fell and ate, and the eggs in the shopping bag died heroically.
"My balls... Finished... It's all over...", Kamijo cried as he held the egg in his hand. But how awkward it sounded like this, it made Misaka feel a chill, and quickly stayed away from the guy.
"Ah, it's you! I actually pushed the trouble hard and ran to buy something! Seeing the upper strip as a hemp, my sister's anger immediately maxed, because of this guy, I and my sister tossed with a strange stripper for a long time.
"I actually dare to bully my sister... Oh my! "Before my sister discharged,A long knife was inserted in front of the upper strip.,This is a real knife.,Extremely sharp.,Inserted into the special hardened pavement of the school park city like tofu.。
"What have you done to drain your luck, and if you don't hurry home, you're still messing around. Don't hurry up and run for Misaka! Kamijo just wanted to shout, and suddenly the voice of the cat-eared Lori on the opposite side suddenly sounded in his ears.
"Unfortunate!" Zhilu said that the other party wanted to help him get rid of Sister Bilibili's pursuit, and Kamijo quickly cooperated, shouting loudly that misfortune began to escape, while Misaka waved a long knife to chase and kill behind. Of course, under this kind of pursuit, Misaka controlled his strength very well, and at most cut a few cuts in Uejo's clothes, and did not hurt him at all.
What's going on, how did my sister suddenly turn black? Before Mikoto could react, Misaka had already chased Kamijo and ran out of the city for a long time.
"Sister, that perverted ape has been driven away, let's hurry up and visit Hatsuchun." Misaka took away his sister who didn't come back to his senses.,Unless Shangjo turns his sister's hand into a pockmark.,Otherwise, Misaka must not let him contact his sister at will.,Misaka doesn't want a brother-in-law.。
When I came to Hatsuharu's dormitory, it was strange to see Hatsuharu and tears.
"What's wrong? Is there something wrong with us? Misaka and her sister glanced at each other, nothing happened.
"Bang." The door was slammed shut.
"Sister-sama, in order to lift the curse of the stripper, Kuroko I had to do this. The curse is gone! Misaka turned around, and behind her was Kuroko with Fata and the cat fat on her head (Misaka: Is this guy a pervert who carries other people's fat times with him), and she pounced on us with another fat person who didn't know whose fat it was.
"What are you doing here?" Bilibili...
"What stripper's curse, if there is any kind of thing, I will shoot it away..."After listening to Chu Chun's explanation, we only then knew what was going on.
Hearing this way of unraveling the spell, Misaka and his sister couldn't help but laugh and cry. But looking at the perverted sunspot who was tied to the floor and writhing back and forth, Misaka was a little moved, if this kind of curse is true, then the stripper's curse will run to Kuroko, she can really make any sacrifice for her sister.
"By the way, Kuroko, have you ever heard of Fantasy Mite? Recently, many incapacitated people have improved their abilities in a short period of time, do you have any clues about the members of the Discipline Committee? It seems that there are a lot of bad things that have been obtained, and after their abilities have improved, they have come out to do bad things. "Figure out the reason.,The perverted sunspot was finally released.,Misaka took the opportunity to talk about the recent frequent and frequent crimes of the able-bodied.。
"Kotomi has also heard of this urban legend? Is it true? Hearing Misaka talk about fantasy Mite, tears came over.
After Kuroko confirmed that there were indeed a number of incidents where the level of the library and the specific case were damaged, everyone's interest in the fantasy Mide was raised, and if this thing was true, then the recent events had an explanation. And to improve his ability, the temptation is too great, Misaka can feel it, and after hearing Kuroko confirm that this thing may be real, Saten's tone trembled a little.
Seeing the possibility of improving the ability of the tear provides a clue, the people who use the fantasy Mite have exchanged information on the Internet message board, and with the help of Hatsuharu, we quickly found this message board. Dozing off and sending pillows, in addition to the experience of using the message board, the address of the nearest party is also written, as long as you go to investigate, it is very likely to get more clues.
Seeing such an interesting thing, my sister rushed out of the city as soon as possible. Misaka was just about to leave, and suddenly saw that in addition to a certain restaurant, there was a message below, saying, "It's dangerous to be in one place all the time, it's good to have a new café, and it can also be used as a backup contact point, so let's meet there tonight." ”
How does this place look familiar? Hey, isn't this Misaka's cat-eared maid café!
"Damn, bad guy actually ran to Misaka's shop." Misaka also rushed out of the city.
"Sister, this is the job of the Discipline Commissioner." Kuroko chased after him.
"Kotomi, you and Hakurei-san's summer homework..."