Chapter 152: True Love
Han Feng is very proud now.
To be able to successfully fool a veteran elite pilot to the point of brain wreckage is by no means something that ordinary people can do.
Crazy Brother just doesn't happen to be an ordinary person, so Jones's behavior is easy to understand.
-- The flight helmet is not a hammer, and the fuselage porthole is not the window glass of the home. And even a real sledgehammer will never be able to crack the porthole of the "Goddess of Dawn"!
It is impossible for Jones not to know this, but he still seems to be blindfolded by lard, holding his helmet and smashing it again and again on the "goddess" who once regarded it as life.
With the same compassion as Jesus, Douglas quietly watched the mad captain. Neither persuaded nor stopped, just watched silently, like a sculpture without any breath of life.
Why can the plane continue to fly without fuel supply, and what is the reason for the "goddess" to lose control?
Why can't a GPS navigation system, which integrates satellites, radar, and 3D maps, be able to locate the aircraft itself?
For what reason could the on-board computer systems that the United States prides itself on, including the non-decryptable self-destructing programs, not be able to start?
As long as these problems can be solved one by one, this most advanced US strategic reconnaissance plane may still land on the runway of the Kadena base in the Ryukyu Islands as it wishes!
But...... After calmly analyzing all the possible causes of this pile of failures, Douglass was dismayed to find that all hypotheses could only be hypotheses, and that all the problems facing the plane were unsolvable mysteries.
Out of thin air under the stars, the Christmas boss, the dwarf, Don Quixote, Poseidon, and even the incarnation of God, the prophet Jesus...... How to explain these characters who appear in front of them alive?
Even if "fairy tales are all lies", Don Quixote is shaped by novels, and Poseidon's "origin" belongs to Greek mythology, as for Jesus? It is a truly existed Son in the world!
Does this group of guys who are obviously unrelated to each other appear in front of them today in front of them, does this mean?
What kind of characters are coming after Jesus?
Again, Douglas increased the oxygen intake so as not to be overwhelmed by these unexplained phenomena. And Jones, who has been committed to crazy destruction, collapsed on the seat in frustration after exhaustion, helplessly puffing out a pair of bloodshot eyes, staring directly at the porthole where the fantasy puppy once left the mark of "visit here".
It's a pity that the eyes of Mr. Captain can't emit lasers, otherwise this expensive SR-91 will definitely be disintegrated in the air in an instant......
"It's an irresistible unknown!" Douglas was quick to define the whole affair. "We have clearly entered an unknown space - like the Bermuda Triangle, which is full of irresistibility and extreme danger. I'm sure that the glamorous and noble 'goddess' will never be spared, and it will be impossible for everyone to see their families again! ”
"The reason is simple: behind the whole thing, there must be a powerful promoter! Until the other party has reached the goal, no one can be sure who is behind it! But according to my inference, it is very likely that Huaxia is doing something from it......"
"Because this qiē suspenseful incident happened, it was when the plane was about to enter Huaxia airspace! And the mystery of China is known to the world......"
"Next, then, should we die as proudly as Don Quixote? Or do you wait for God's deliverance, as Jesus did? ”
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The various entanglements of the American pilots did not affect someone's good mood.
Jesus has come out, is God still far away?
If God appears, what about Zeus? What about it? What about Hades......
Han Feng suddenly felt that if he wanted to have fun, it seemed that he should go to the library to read European classics, fairy tales and myths. Otherwise, if you can't make a tall work, how can you meet the identity of Uncle Ben's Yan Jun?
"You said that you want to escape, but you are destined to settle down......"
The implantable communicator sounded a set connection request, which surprised the crazy brother who was intoxicated with his imagination - since Xiao Ling equipped the relevant personnel with this kind of communication equipment, it was the first time that Han Feng had been used today.
"Is that missing plane some kind of goddess of Americans? Is it in your hands now? ”
"Good Intentions" is a ringtone exclusive to Brother Godan, and the crazy brother naturally doesn't need to be polite. What's more, with Li Jiefang's virtue of eating and drinking for nothing, there is really no need to be polite!
"You can think of it, then it must be right!" Han Fengzhi smiled proudly:
"There is something you can't think of, and it must be extremely correct!"
This guy thought about it and thought it was better to keep a low profile:
"If, if, if anybody asks us what we think of this plane, they can only answer one word: you can see it, you can't touch it! Brother Dog, yours, understand? ”
Li Jiefang pinched the communicator in his collar and rolled his eyes towards the sky:
"Isn't it just a pit man? Even if our Lao Li has always been honest, if he can pit the Americans, no matter how honest he is, he will be cautious! At this point, you can put a hundred and twenty hearts! ”
Han Feng's answer did not surprise Li Jiefang.
In addition to Tianfeng or Han Feng, with Huaxia's current strength alone, it is not impossible to shoot down this "voyeur" who does not know whether to live or die, but it is absolutely impossible to be as silent and low-key as Han Feng.
"That's good, that's good......"
Someone couldn't show off, so he had to interrupt the call. But the extremely uncomfortable look on his face was still captured by Tang Yue'er, who was as careful as a hair.
"Feifei, I'll just say, how can this guy be so kind!" Sister Yue'er doesn't want to damage her husband's image, but it's okay to use it to adjust the atmosphere:
"It turned out that I hooked up with Brother Dogan!"
Zhao Feifei was the most unprovoked, and immediately shouted:
"Husband, you're too tasteless, aren't you? Even if you choose a friend, you have to find a little plum like this, so as not to embarrass our sisters! Unexpectedly, it was Li Jiefang! Tsk......"
The little witch was obviously very sorry, shook her head and said:
"Brother Goudan is already old, and Xiao Li Zi is just in his prime, so I don't understand-then Li Jiefang has always been lazy and scheming, why do you like this kind of person?"
The crazy brother was robbed of the two beautiful mothers-in-law by you and me, and he was so blocked that he couldn't even insert the words, and finally had to look up to the sky and sigh:
"Thank you two beauties for the reminder! Until now, Xiaosheng finally understands that only Li Goudan is the true love of my life! ”
PS: I hope there will be time tomorrow for Xiaomeng to complete the two shifts!