Chapter 375 With the Heavenly Constitution in his mouth, he follows the law
After making fun of Su Su for a while, everyone gathered around the desks in the hall and teased Little Thunder Eagle.
Su Su, who had just replied with a blushing face, turned into an expert in pet raising at this time, and talked eloquently about the raising of young eagles.
"The hatchling of the eaglet is not over. Xiao Si, you can't stop taking medicine...... No, it's that you can't stop practicing. You have to refine it every day, as you did when you hatched it, and in this way, you can constantly improve its potential and enlighten its wisdom.
"Originally, the wisdom of the wild thunder eagle was at most like a human child of seven or eight years old. But Thunder Eagle, who has been constantly refined since childhood, can grow in wisdom to the point where it is not inferior to humans when he becomes an adult. Not only can you understand human speech, but you can also learn to speak, and even learn to cast spells. That's why Thunderhawk is so popular with the druids.
"You consume natural energy and spiritual power to refine Little Thunder Eagle, and you are not blindly paying. In the process of your purification, Thunder Eagle will give you a certain amount of feedback. With each refinement, your abilities will be improved in an all-round way. Although the improvement is not large, it is more expensive than the long stream. As long as it is persisted in for a long time, the accumulation is also considerable. ā
Scarlett nodded again and again, and asked when Su Su was breathless, "Then what does Little Thunder Eagle usually eat?" Is it OK to just eat fish? ā
"Thunderhawk is a meat eater, and it is definitely not enough to just eat fish." Su Su said: "All kinds of meat, beef, mutton, rabbit meat, etc., must be given to it." When it grows up, it can hunt prey on predators such as jackals, tigers and leopards. The carnivorous beast has strong blood and a strong physique, which is more suitable for the growth of the Thunder Eagle. ā
Scarlett's emerald eyes widened, and she opened her small mouth and said incredulously: "Erich still has to eat jackals, tigers and leopards?" Not to mention jackals, tigers and leopards are rare and protected animals, and they cannot be harmed, otherwise they will be illegal and criminal......"
"Breaking the law and committing a crime?" Su Su crossed his hands on his hips and smiled proudly: "Joke, this king, as a monarch, has a heavenly constitution in his mouth, and he follows the law, I say that if I don't break the law, I don't break the law!" What about feeding Lei Batian some tigers and leopards? Wowha......"
Just as she was laughing proudly, Li Qing flicked her fingers on her head and made a crisp crack.
Su Su's laughter stopped abruptly, his little face wrinkled, he hugged his head and cried out in pain, and then shouted with grief and indignation: "Knight, what are you doing? Why are you playing my head again? Didn't you say that you are not allowed to hit the head? People are mages, mages, and they are professions that rely on smart and clever people to eat! What do you do if you beat people up? ā
"Don't worry, I'm measured." Li Qing said expressionlessly: "Besides, it turns out that you also know that you are a profession that relies on smart and mixed rice!" But why do your words just now sound so brain-dead? What kind of mouth contains the heavenly constitution, what words follow the law, do you think you are still the original omnipotent demon king? Wake up, girl, you're not as good as you used to be! Stop dwelling on the glory of the past, it's time to face the reality! ā
"People are just talking, can't they just talk about it?" Su Su flattened his mouth and said aggrievedly: "Occasionally you should allow people to miss the past!" ā
"So I just flicked you a little bit to get you sober." Li Qing reached out and touched her brain, and said with a smile: "Look, I don't even have a bag." I'm really going to be heavy-handed, do you think it's going to be like this? ā
"Heavy hand? Hey, you have to give it up. ā
Su Su pursed his lips, acting fearlessly, and seeing Li Qing's face, he hurriedly changed the topic: "Then what, what about eating jackals, tigers and leopards, you don't have to go to the earth to eat." On Earth, tigers and leopards are rare and protected animals, but not necessarily in this world. Besides, Lei Batian can catch the beast and eat it by himself. If it catches itself, it is the law of the jungle, which is justified, reasonable and logical......"
Li Qing looked at Lei Ying, who was jumping around on the desk, like a small furball, and muttered, "Let this little thing catch the beast by itself?" Too cruel, right? ā
Scarlett chimed in: "Yes. Erich is so small, let alone a tiger, a cat can swallow it in one bite. ā
Chu Lingfeng also expressed doubts: "I have also seen Thunder Eagle in the Calondo Continent, and I know that Thunder Eagle is very fierce. But with such a small chick, it's impossible for them to catch a beast by themselves, right? Not to mention an adult beast, it's impossible to deal with even a cub of a beast, right? ā
Seeing that everyone was looking at him with suspicious eyes, Su Su was depressed: "What's the matter with you eyes that doubt my IQ?" I didn't say that I would let Lei Batian catch the beast now...... People are saying that let Lei Batian grow up a little bit, and then catch it himself when his wings are hard! ā
Scarlett hurriedly humbly asked: "Then how long will it take to grow up?" ā
Su Su said: "Well, the Thunder Eagle with the Lord grows very fast. In about a week, it will grow to the size of a regular falcon and will be able to hunt on its own. For about a month, the ordinary jackal, tiger and leopard will not be its opponent. Of course, if it's Warcraft, it's not an opponent. At least it has to wait until it is half a year old before it can deal with tigers and leopards. ā
Hearing Su Su say this, everyone was shocked: "You can go out hunting by yourself in a week?" Can you hunt ordinary beasts in a month? Even if Thunder Eagle is an extraordinarily talented magical beast, this is too exaggerated, right? ā
"Cut, what is this?" The well-informed Great Demon King of Susu looked at everyone with a kind of "you are really rare and strange" eyes, and said in a tone full of superiority: "To be honest, there are all demonic beasts that can be hunted and eaten in the mother's womb!" ā
"Can you hunt in the womb?" Everyone was even more shocked, looking at each other for a while, Li Qing hesitated: "That has to be an alien, right?" ā
"But the alien hatchlings are parasitic!" Scarlett said, "Strange hatchlings can't be considered active predators. ā
"Aren't xenomorph larvae active predators?" Chu Lingfeng hugged his arms, touched his chin, and frowned thoughtfully: "But in the movie, after the alien egg broke, the face-hugging monster popped out and sprayed on the person's face, and then **** injected the alien egg...... This is supposed to be an active predator, right? ā
Ni Yuanyuan objected: "No, no, I think it should be parasitic......"
"Isn't parasitism an active predator?" Chu Lingfeng said suspiciously: "I don't read much, don't lie to me......"
Seeing that everyone was getting more and more biased, and they were all off topic, Su Su couldn't help but shout unhappily: "You all give me a little serious, we are talking about Little Thunder Eagle, not aliens!" ā
Li Qing blinked twice and looked at Su Su in confusion: "Uh, that's right, but didn't you take the initiative to bring up this topic?" ā
"I brought it up?" Su Su was stunned: "When did I bring up the topic of aliens?" ā
"It was you who said that there are demonic beasts that can actively hunt and eat in the womb of the mother, so we mentioned the alien." Li Qing said, and said to Chu Lingfeng and the others: "That's the case, right?" ā
Chu Lingfeng, Scarlett, and Ni Yuanyuan nodded in unison.
Li Qing spread his hands at Su Su and shrugged his shoulders: "Look, I'm not wrong, right?" The topic is exactly what you brought up. ā
"......" Su Su was silent for a while, and suddenly let out a deafening cry of grief and indignation: "Are you going to join forces to bully me?" They're all adults, bullying children, isn't it fun? Where are your rituals? Where is your lower limit? ā
āā¦ā¦ We're not bullying you! Scarlett said cautiously, "We're just going to talk about the topic you raised...... Susu, don't cry. ā
"Who, who's going to cry?" Su Su blushed and said menacingly: "I'm just very angry!" ā
"But there's no need to be angry, is it?" Li Qing scratched his scalp incomprehensibly, "When there are many people, when discussing problems, they often diverge the topic and go farther and farther...... Isn't that reasonable and logical? ā
"That's right!" Chu Lingfeng deeply agreed: "Don't talk about it when there are many people, even if there are only two people, when the conversation is rising, you can talk about the origin of human beings from Chinese football......"
"From Chinese football to the origin of human beings, it can't be regarded as particularly divergent, right?" Ni Yuanyuan said: "I think the Chinese men's football team can especially reflect the origin of human beings from monkeys, because monkeys can play better than them......
"Humans didn't originate from monkeys, but orangutans." Chu Lingfeng said: "Genetically speaking, orangutans, especially chimpanzees, are also the closest to humans. ā
Scarlett continued: "Speaking of orangutans, the second part of Dawn of the Planet of the Apes is being released recently, why don't we go to see it together then?" ā
"Okay!" Ni Yuanyuan said: "It is said that the movie has a good reputation. ā
"I don't like to watch orangutans. I love watching big monsters. Chu Lingfeng said: "I built yƬ to see Godzilla, the big monster has a special sense of power, and it is suitable for a strong person like us to see." ā
"Orangutans are also very powerful......" Li Qing interjected, angrily brushing his feelings: "The strength of the King Kong orangutan is huge." Hmm, have you seen the movie King Kong? The King Kong orangutan in the movie is called powerful. ā
"yes, super powerful." Chu Lingfeng agreed: "I remember that there was a very touching advertising slogan in that movie: A real warrior, dare to jerk off on a skyscraper for the woman he loves......"
"That's not the slogan of that movie, is it?" Scarlett hesitated, "Why haven't I heard of it?" ā
Li Qing said with a smile: "Obviously, it is an Internet language with Chinese characteristics. But I think it's appropriate. As soon as he said this, he inadvertently swept his eyes over Su Su, and found that Su Su's whole body had turned gray, and he was squatting in the corner of the wall in a circle......
"Uh, I said......" Li Qing smiled a little embarrassedly, "Are we digressing again?" ā
"So, when there are a lot of people, it's not suitable to talk about business." Chu Lingfeng sighed: "As he spoke, he digressed for thousands of miles......
Scarlett walked up to Su Su, squatted down next to her, put her arm around her shoulder, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry Su Su, we didn't mean to. It's just that...... I don't know how, I digress again. ā
"......" Susu glanced at Scarlett sadly and muttered, "It's my fault, I shouldn't have told you guys about business." Forget it, I'm going to continue to work as a photographer in the future......"
"Photographer?" Scarlett said, "Susu, are you interested in photography?" ā
"Well, I'm good at shooting videos." Su Su was a little more energetic: "My camera capture is great, and the picture is super good." I'll shoot one for you and Li Qing when I have time. Guaranteed to make you look super beautiful. ā
"Wow!" Scarlett nodded happily, "Then I'll wait to see your video!" ā
"Hmm. No problem. Fang Cai was still depressed, as if he had turned into a gray Su Su, and the whole person suddenly became vivid and radiant. The corners of her mouth provoked a wicked smile, and she said softly: "I must have photographed you super beautiful, super seductive." Hey, hey, hey......"