The cat of the Emperor of the Three Outer Powers

On the Wanshou Festival in September, His Majesty the Emperor was fifty-five years old, and Prince Rui, who had been staying in Zhuangzi on the outskirts of the city, rarely entered Beijing, and even the King of Qi who was far away in the south also returned, and His Majesty the Emperor was very happy. But the pleasure lasted only a short day, and he soon fell into depression.

Don't talk about the young and strong King Qi, where is the age, more than ten years younger than him, I think at the beginning, he was also a handsome guy when he was young, now, don't talk about it. However, how many years younger is the second child than him? That look, that figure, that spirit, just like a young man in his early thirties, stood by the emperor's □, people didn't know, they thought it was two father and son!

The more His Majesty the Emperor thought about it, the more depressed he became, and as a result, just after the Birthday Festival, he decided to take the Zen position, but His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was frightened a lot. So, in October, His Majesty the Emperor became the Emperor.

The days of the emperor are free, sleep until you wake up naturally, do whatever you like every day, bask in the sun and raise flowers, listen to songs and sing operas, I don't know how happy I am. But the emperor has been busy all these years, and suddenly he is a little unaccustomed to it, thinking about it, but he can't find anything to do, so he summoned King Rui into the palace and asked him what he was busy with on weekdays.

"Brother is busy." Prince Rui originally stayed in the Zhuangzi well, but he was suddenly called into the palace a little impatiently, his eyes were not eyes, and his nose was not his nose and replied: "Our little rice balls can't leave me for a day." "Xiao Tangyuan is the nickname of Rui Wang's granddaughter, that little girl is white and fat, good-looking, clever and clever, so naughty that she can almost lift the roof, and her mouth is so sweet that she can't wait to pick the stars in the sky for her.

The Emperor said he was very envious, his two eldest grandsons, and he didn't know who to follow, he had not learned to walk before he learned to stretch his face, in front of him honestly and well-behaved, he spoke with a glance, and the baby was a few years old like a little old man, and the Emperor was a little embarrassed to say a few jokes.

The emperor is depressed, bored, and brushes his hair one by one.

"Why don't Your Majesty have a pet?" Gonggong Liu cautiously persuaded.

The Emperor's eyes lit up, and he slapped his thigh suddenly, "Why didn't I expect this!" Early the next morning, Gonggong Liu asked the little eunuchs to bring a yard of cats and dogs. These pets have been selected by the eunuchs in the palace, not only good appearance, but also gentle temperament, they have been carefully groomed before the face saint, and they have been smoked with incense and changed into beautiful clothes, I don't know how good-looking.

The Emperor Taishang walked around, teasing his body □ half-squatting from time to time, asking a few more questions, and finally shook his head and left, obviously not very satisfied.

Gonggong Liu was very frightened, and the eunuchs below were even more frightened. The chief manager of the pastoral supervisor Xi quietly pulled Gonggong Liu aside, stuffed a purse into him, and asked in a low voice with an embarrassed face: "Brother, please help, what does Your Majesty like, why don't you tell my brother, otherwise, I can't find it." ”

Gonggong Liu frowned and was very helpless, "Why don't you go and ask the Wei guards?" So General Manager Xi found Wei Guards again, Wei Guards thought about it, and replied seriously: "His Majesty the Emperor likes cats." ”

Manager Xi was still puzzled, "I sent a lot of cats last time, some came from Dashi, some came from Xingluo, white, black, all cats, and Your Majesty didn't look at any of them." ”

"Oh-" Wei Guard touched his chin and said seriously, "That cat...... You have to be able to ride a horse. ”

President Xi: "......" Horseback riding...... Cat...... President Xi said it was difficult.

Manager Xi was very embarrassed and depressed, couldn't sleep all night, lost almost ten pounds in seven days, and his legs fluttered when he walked.

On this day, when he passed by the front hall, he met Master Lu and Xu Minzhi.

"Old Xi, what's wrong with you?" Master Lu held a cup of tea and greeted Manager Xi from afar, "It's only been a few days, why is there only a skeleton left?" Xu Minzhi also looked at Manager Xi with a concerned face, looking very worried.

Manager Xi sighed and told the two of them about finding a cat for the emperor, and then said: "Two adults, you say, where am I going to find a cat that can ride a horse?" ”

Master Lu took a slow sip of tea, waved his hand, and said, "The Emperor's cat—I know!" "He knows! Manager Xi suddenly became excited, held Lord Lu's person with tears in his eyes, and said excitedly: "Boss, save me, I'll give you half a catty of good tea when I go back." ”

Lord Lu smiled, sipped his tea slowly, and said, "You just go to find a white cat, well, you want to be fat, with a long tail, blue eyes, and a lively ......."

turned out to be so clear about His Majesty the Emperor's hobbies, and really worthy of being the humerus minister of His Majesty the Emperor, Manager Xi suddenly felt that he had been saved, and looked at Lord Lu with teary eyes, "The boss is really ......"

"The most important thing is—" Master Lu said solemnly, "it must be able to draw, and draw ...... with its claws."

The smile on Manager Xi's face suddenly froze.

Xu Minzhi on the side couldn't help but help, "You have to be able to drink, well, you can dance or something." ”

“……”

President Xi's tears finally flowed.

Chief Manager Xi walked to the priest and supervisor dejectedly, and met His Royal Highness King Qi on the way. Seeing his sad face, His Royal Highness King Qi felt rare compassion and asked him curiously what difficulties he had encountered. Manager Xi sobbed and told him about this, and then cried again: "Your Highness, you give a comment, where can you find such a cat?" ”

King Qi nodded thoughtfully, "It's really difficult for you, but the emperor's cat, it doesn't have to be so troublesome, you just look for it as I say." "How?" There is a small hope in President Xi's heart.

"White cats and black cats don't matter, it doesn't matter if the eyes are blue or green, as for drinking, it's best to drink, and it's okay if you can't drink. The most important thing is -" He paused deliberately, smiled mysteriously, lowered his voice and whispered: "If it can save its master from fire and water, it must be able to sell its art to make money to support its family......"

You'd better let me die! Manager Xi wailed, sat on the ground and couldn't get up again.

President Xi searched for two months, but he couldn't find the fat cat that everyone said, white and blue eyes, can ride horses, can drink, can paint, and can sell art to make money to support the family. He was anxious, he was restless, he couldn't sleep, and he sighed all day long, as if he owed a huge debt of millions of taels of silver.

General Manager Xi decided to go to the Emperor Taishang to ask for guilt.

After the Emperor Taishang Zen throne, he moved to the Showa Palace in the west of the palace to live, the courtyard is very spacious, out of the palace gate is the largest imperial garden in the palace, the scenery is also first-class, the important thing is that it is quite close to the main hall, it is convenient for the new emperor to come and ask for peace. However, the Emperor Taishang has not been in charge of things much since the Zen throne, and several times the new emperor came to ask for peace, and he was hanging outside.

When President Xi arrived at the Showa Palace, the Emperor Taishang was really not there, and after asking Gonggong Liu, he knew that he had gone to the Imperial Garden.

Manager Xi waited restlessly for a long time before he heard the movement at the gate of the palace, and Manager Xi immediately knelt on the ground tremblingly and pleaded guilty. The Emperor listened patiently to him for a while, and finally laughed out loud, waved his hand to get him up, and said, "Okay, it's a big deal, get up quickly." ”

Gonggong Liu couldn't help laughing, stepped forward to help Manager Xi up, and whispered: "Manager Xi, you can see it when you look up at Your Majesty." ”

Manager Xi was slightly surprised, and cautiously glanced at the Emperor Taishang, and was suddenly startled. Hey, there was a black and shiny cat squatting on His Majesty's left shoulder, staring at him with green eyes, and the chief clerk was startled, the black cat seemed to be quite proud, his eyes narrowed, and he grinned with his teeth.

Ouch mom, this cat is just like a human, it's so scary!

The Emperor didn't think so at all, he smiled and coaxed the black cat to jump off his shoulder, and said while smoothing his hair: "...... Black beans, let's eat this cloud cake too, will you play ball with me for a while? The cat named Black Bean glanced at the Emperor with some impatience, but he still jumped off the table as promised, pulled out the ball in the corner, raised his front paws to hold the ball, stood on his two hind legs, and threw the ball into the arms of His Majesty the Emperor with a fierce force......

This, this, this......

Manager Xi felt as if he was about to faint again......

The author has something to say: continue to serve the claw machine...... 166 Reading Network