Chapter 122: The Show Begins
In the laughter of Han Feng, the four of them asked for two bottles of red wine and a little snack fruit plate and the like.
"Qiu Han," Han Feng stretched out his arm to wrap his arms around Li Qiuhan's shoulder, although it made this unlucky emperor extremely unaccustomed - how many people dared to do this in ancient times? But I also feel that there is something very kind. "Seriously, do you have any eye-catching girls you like?"
Li Qiuhanjun's face flushed slightly. Although he didn't know the true meaning of "eye-catching", the clever emperor guessed something:
"Poor clothing, bad morals! What is the eye-catching? ”
As soon as the words fell, he glared at the group of bikini butterflies and shouted:
"Don't back down yet!"
Migrate qi and nourish the body. Although thousands of years have passed, how can the power of the mighty Tang Dynasty be borne by the vulgar fans in this world? When the girls saw that his words were fierce and domineering, they all felt terrified, and it seemed that a great disaster would come in the next moment. Under the anxiety, they immediately scattered as birds and beasts.
Zhao Feifei stretched out his little fragrant tongue, picked up the red wine glass, and smiled at Li Qiuhan:
"It's gratifying to be undenied that year! Tsk, little plum, well done. Come on, let's go! ”
Li Qiuhan didn't understand what it meant to "go one", but Zhao Feifei's intention to clink glasses was very obvious, so he hurriedly picked up the wine glass with his right hand, and gently put the halberd finger of his left hand on his right wrist, and said with a warm smile:
"Thank you, Mrs. Han."
After that, as soon as the wine glass was delivered, it touched the cup stretched out by Zhao Feifei solidly. There was a loud "ding" sound, and the wine glasses of the two shattered at the same time!
The wall of this goblet is already very thin, how can it withstand Li Qiuhan's violent impact? Under the splash of glass, the two of them were lucky not to be scratched.
However, the strange thing is that although the two wine glasses were cracked, not a single glass fell off! It wasn't until the two drank it all and drank each other's glasses that Han Feng called a waiter and threw the two wine glasses into the trash. It was only then that the sound of broken glass came out. Clear, not fake.
Although the members of the "Good Youth Literature Club" talked and laughed separately, they paid attention to this remote corner all the time. Seeing this, they were all taken aback.
It doesn't matter if you drink wine or not, if you are hurt by glass slag and your peerless handsome face, then ...... Isn't tonight's harvest going to be greatly discounted?
"You don't drink red wine like that." Tang Yue'er smiled in surprise.
My husband is next to him, even if he gets hurt a little, it's a strange thing!
Sister Yue'er smiled gently, and said glutinously:
"Red wine needs to be fermented...... When drinking, the wine rubs against the wall of the glass, which will make it more aromatic......"
As he spoke, he demonstrated it. The posture is elegant and graceful, really like the arrival of the Virgin, and everyone can see the eyes straight.
Although Zhao Feifei also admired Sister Yue'er's demeanor, it was not her favorite style, and she immediately smiled:
"Although Sister Yue'er is elegant, she just drinks too slowly...... I still think it's more comfortable to drink one cup at a time. ”
As he spoke, he picked up Han Feng's wine glass again, smiled at Tang Yue'er and whispered:
"If Sister Yue'er is not honest, she will have a family law when she goes back!"
Tang Yue'er knew that although she was playful and simple, she was extremely smart, and the implication was that she didn't care about the next things, so that the two in-laws could have a good time. Otherwise, when you return home, you will have a family law to serve! Sister Yue'er was helpless, so she had to raise her glass and touch her lightly, and sighed lowly:
"There is nothing in the world, and mediocrity disturbs itself...... Forget it, I don't bother to bother with you two - I'm an honest man! ”
Zhao Feifei smiled, regardless of whether he was a little rough or not, he raised his head and drank the red wine in his glass, turned his head and smiled:
"Little Lizi, what Sister Yue'er just said is the way Western barbarians drink it. We are dignified in China, so we naturally have to follow the rules of our Huaxia: drink wine in a big bowl and eat meat in a big piece, which is bold! You said...... Yes and no? ”
Tang Yue'er secretly rolled her eyes - the red wine should be shaken and tasted slowly, is that scientifically based? What is the beauty of cow chewing peony?
When Li Qiuhan heard that this drinking also involved the dispute between Huaxia and the barbarians, when he stood on Zhao Feifei's side, he took the cup again, poured it full, and laughed loudly:
"What a big bowl to drink! I'm Datang...... What do Chinese people do when they drink wine and do that Western barbarian? ”
After speaking, he and Zhao Feifei clinked glasses slightly, raised their heads and poured them. It was as if it was not a wine, but a court wine!
"Good! It's still a little plum that's interesting enough! Zhao Feifei put down his wine glass and gave a thumbs up. The little blushing was delicate, and the hearts of the "good young people" were beating like drums, and they couldn't wait to stretch out their hands and rub them hard.
"Little brother drinks like this, but it's easy to hurt your body!"
Li Qiuhan was about to learn from Zhao Feifei, and gave a thumbs up to express his expression, but suddenly smelled the fragrant wind, which was extremely rich. Immediately, the nose itched unbearably, and a sneeze passed.
The people who came were caught off guard, and they were sprayed all over their faces, and there were more thin droplets of water on the evening dress of white chiffon. Even the snow-white chest behind the deep V was stained with a lot.
"You!" The woman's willow eyebrows were raised, and she was about to go crazy. But his eyes rolled on the handsome man's face, and he laughed coquettishly:
"The little brother is too rude...... When I met for the first time, I made people look big. ”
This girl has a slender figure, a thin waist and high breasts, and delicate eyebrows, the only fly in the ointment is that there is a small black mole on the corner of her mouth, which looks weird. Ignoring the ambiguity in the words just now, he said in a coquettish voice:
"What are you doing? Wipe it for my sister! ”
As he spoke, he pushed his chest in front of Li Qiuhan, not caring about the eyes of others.
Emperor Li had never experienced such a formation, and when he saw the dazzling white flesh stretching out, he could only retreat in a hurry. But in this small space, and you can't use supernatural teleportation, where else can you retreat?
Soon this handsome and innocent young man was blocked in the corner of the sofa, his hands raised high, and he shouted in a panic:
"You, you, don't come here! Don't come here......"
Faced with the predicament of their companions, Han Feng and Zhao Feifei laughed back and forth, and they couldn't support it - anyway, there would be no less piece of meat! Look at the excitement, why not?
There was a buzz in the hall, the male members were busy watching the show, but the female members gathered together to talk to each other, with a look of indignation. Apparently condemning the girl on behalf of justice:
"It's so ugly! What a shame! ”
"Rotten like this, tomorrow - it's time to clean it up now! It's a shame on the face of our new domain! ”
"Shameless slut, he didn't even notice in advance! What about going together? ”
“…………”
It's a pity that everyone's discussion can't save Li Qiuhan, who is in the mouth of a tiger, and it can't hurt a certain girl who is in high spirits. In addition to groping around with his prey, the impatient hunter also won the first prize of the night!
(This section is a bit exaggerated, so everyone should have fun.) Xiaomeng knows that he is guilty, and he only asks God for forgiveness, so he will go to Lichun Courtyard to face the wall immediately, okay? )…………
A howl, sharp and miserable, the listener is shocked, and the listener stops.
Just when the unlucky emperor was trapped in the claws of the wolf and had no help, the white light flashed, and the last kind-hearted person finally made a move, picked up the evening clothes behind the female wolf, and with a slight wave, it fell far away to the door of the hall. If it weren't for the fact that someone happened to enter the door and happened to block it, this brave mole wolf would definitely have circled down the stairs at the door from the peak of life!
Li Qiuhan escaped with his life, hurriedly wiped the saliva from his face, the wolf was unbearable, and said with a wry smile:
"Thank you Sister Yue'er for saving your life!"
Tang Yue'er waved her hand, which was a response. A pair of beautiful eyes stared at Han Feng, and said lightly:
"I don't like the atmosphere...... Han Feng, if you don't continue, I'll go first; Why don't you all go back together right away? ”
When Sister Yue'er calls her husband's name, she usually expresses that she is very angry. The crazy brother knew that he was at a loss, so he quickly stretched out his hand and grabbed it, laughed dryly, and said in a low voice:
"Why take it too seriously? With a product like that just now, even if there are thousands, how can it hurt Li Yi in the slightest? ”
Seeing that Tang Yue'er was unmoved, his face was still frosty, and his mind changed for a moment, and he continued:
"Li Yi's cultivation is all obtained in dreams, if he does not have a certain life experience, he will not be able to achieve the corresponding stable state of mind, so I will take him to travel in the world. If you can't even pass this small test, how can you make great progress? ”
Although she has not been in contact for a lot of time, Tang Yue'er is very close to Li Qiuhan. Whenever there is something that she doesn't understand, Sister Yue'er will answer it with all her heart, just like a sister and brother. Ignoring the real age of this antique emperor, even if he doesn't count the thousand years, he is three or four years older than Tang Yue'er.
Since Han Feng said that it was for Li Qiuhan's sake that he was subjected to the suffering of this female wolf, if you think about it carefully, it does make some sense. But somehow, in Sister Yue'er's heart, she always felt that there were many suspicions in it, as if it was full of her husband's intrigues.
"Alright then, you guys exercise more." Tang Yue'er Yue also knew Li Qiuhan's shortcomings, it was the lack of modern life experience, so she had to sigh:
"I'm looking for fun."
After speaking, he took out the Weaver Girl handkerchief from his arms, pulled his ears to wake up the wolf cub who was still sleeping, turned around, and really ignored Han Feng anymore.
The crazy brother touched a nail that was neither hard nor soft, and he couldn't let go, so he had to touch his nose and smile at Li Qiuhan:
"Brother Li, good luck! There is both good wine and beautiful color, why don't you know how to enjoy it? ”
Li Qiuhan's face was pale, and he didn't know how to answer, so he had to say twice, which can be regarded as a revelation.
Zhao Feifei saw Tang Yue'er going crazy, and she turned against her usual gentle image, and casually threw the girl away, obviously really angry. Deng Shi stuck out his tongue and whispered in Han Feng's ear:
"Sister Yue'er is angry. Husband, why don't we go back right away? ”
The crazy brother claims to be a capable man, how can he lose his chain and lose face? Immediately shook his head and said:
"There is no rush to have children...... The show has just begun! ”