Four

For a whole hour after that, the beautiful King Qi kept laughing at Zhao Chengjin. There's no way around it, he can't laugh at a kitten that doesn't even have all the hair.

"I said, Brother Shun, what kind of eyes do you have, why did you have such a stupid cat? also dared to shamelessly name Xue Tuan'er. If our snowball had been so stupid, I would have thrown it away......"

In fact, King Qi also felt that the cat was not only stupid, but his eyes were not quite right, of course he didn't say it. If he was stared at by a beautiful girl with such hot and intoxicated eyes, he might feel very proud and proud, but if it was a cat, it was a little wrong.

If this matter is reported, I am afraid that he will immediately become the laughing stock of the entire capital!

Adored by a cat or something...... Just thinking about it, he couldn't help but shudder.

Zhao Chengjin was very unhappy, he hugged Xu You and gently smoothed her hair, and there was an angry look on his bulging little round face, "Seventh Uncle, don't say bad things about Xuetuan, she can understand." You say that about her, what if she is sad? Our Xuetuan is not your stupid dog. ”

King Qi smiled angrily, pointed at Xu You with a disdainful face, and said, "She's just a cat, where can she understand people's words." I've seen a lot of this kind of cat, it's good-looking, and it's a real joke to say smart. How can cats be as smart as dogs, and our snowball has spirituality, which is comparable to your stupid cat. I don't care, you have to change your name anyway, and being messed up by this stupid cat is even vulgar. Or you can rename it Wosi Candy, which is sweet and greasy. ”

Xu You lay in Zhao Chengjin's arms and looked at King Qi with slanted eyes, his round face was paralyzed, and his face was full of contempt and disdain. Although this kid is very beautiful, he is really ridiculously naïve, and it is very inconsistent with Xu Yu's aesthetics.

Zhao Cheng jumped angrily, pointed at him and said, "You, you...... Your stupid dog is going to change its name! And he changed his name to ...... called ...... "How young is he, where does he know his name, and he is so anxious that he just wants to cry for a while."

It's called Wangcai! Xu You hunched his back, "Meow-" to help him, but unfortunately Zhao Chengjin didn't understand, his little face turned red and looked around, and then suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, pointed to the cup on the table and said, "It's called a teapot!" Your stupid dog is round and just like this teapot, so it should be renamed Teapot! ”

"Poof-" With a bang, King Qi sprayed all the tea on Zhao Chengjin's face, and Xu Yu in his arms couldn't avoid it, one person and one cat stared at him angrily, and their eyes were red.

Cui Yu hurriedly took a handkerchief and came over to help Zhao Cheng wipe it, and King Qi couldn't help but laugh, laughing and intermittently saying, "Shun...... Brother Shun...... You're so funny, why are you competing for a name with our snowball, good, the name of Wosi Candy is very good, I don't believe you asked Cui Yu? ”

Cui Yu just didn't hear it, Zhao Cheng was very cautious, ignored him, and said aggrievedly: "I'm going to go to my grandmother to complain, Uncle Seven bullied me, woo-"

King Qi was not in a hurry at all, he smiled sullenly, and after laughing, he touched Zhao Chengjin's little head and said: "You also said that you are a man, and your virtue of crying at every turn is not as good as other people's little girls." You want to grab the name for your stupid cat, Uncle Ming'er Seventh leads the snowball over to see if it can grab it! ”

Zhao Chengjin's face turned red, and he said unconvinced: "Uncle Seventh is so unreasonable, your family's ...... How old are the teapots? That guy is almost as tall as me, and our snow ball is so big, how can we beat it? ”

King Qi smiled: "At this time, you remember that my snowball is bigger than Xuetuan, and she is a later cat, and she is young, why do you want to force my snowball to change its name?" If you are afraid, admit defeat as soon as possible, and from now on rename it Wosi Candy, which is good to listen to and easy to remember, so that it will suffer a loss. ”

Where can Zhao Cheng be willing, he should never puff out his little face. King Qi felt more and more funny, and set a decisive time with her seriously, and deliberately teased him when he left: "While there is still time today, hurry up and find your father to help." Your father's kung fu is the most brilliant among our brothers, and if you go to him for advice, Wosi Candy will definitely benefit immensely. After that, he couldn't hold back his laughter and left.

Although Zhao Chengjin is young, he still has some eyes, and he never dares to really rely on the instigation of King Qi to ask Prince Xunrui to give Xu You some guidance on martial arts, but he feels that what King Qi said is somewhat reasonable, and after thinking about it, he went to ask the guard commander in the palace for help.

The commander of the guards of the Rui Wangfu is surnamed Wei, born in Shaolin Temple, and his temperament is the most upright and steady, and he acts in a straightforward manner on weekdays, how has he ever encountered this kind of problem, Zhao Cheng said what he meant, and Commander Wei was immediately dumbfounded, staring at Xu You for a long time with round eyes, and seemed to have a little bit of an indigestion of his meaning.

"World ...... Lord Shi ......" Commander Wei asked with difficulty, "What did you just say?" What cats and dogs? Cat vs. dog fight? "What's the matter with a cat and a dog fighting with him?

"Aren't you the most powerful person in the house?" Zhao Chengjin was a little angry, his little face turned red, and he said angrily: "The snow group is still small, and it will definitely not be able to beat the big dog of the seventh uncle's family, you should quickly find a way to teach it." ”

Commander Wei: "......"

Xu You sympathized with him.

In the next whole afternoon, the helpless Wei Commander patiently demonstrated the Shaolin Temple's big capture technique to the prince and his cat several times, Xu You pretended to squat deeply and didn't say a word, until the evening when the Rui prince sent someone to come to the Wei commander to speak, he fled as if he had grabbed a life-saving straw.

For the cat and dog battle the next day, Xu Yu was not worried. Just by listening to the name of this snowball, you can guess what the dog in the Qi Wangfu looks like, ten * fat into a round ball, how can she be flexible, it is not easy to scratch its paws when she has the opportunity.

Early in the morning of the second day, the king of Qi came with his family's snowball.

Xu You poked his head out of Zhao Chengjin's arms and glanced at it, and immediately became stupid.

Nima.

What kind of bullshit snowball, with such a cute name, looks so strong and strong? Xu You trembled and looked at the big dog that was several times bigger than her, and scolded her mother in her heart!

But this stupid dog is also a big man, his brain should not be very good, he is stupid with his tongue hanging down, his eyes are very dull, and his IQ naturally cannot be compared with Xu Yu - at least that's what she thinks.

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The so-called well-dressed beasts, Xu You felt that he was referring to people like King Qi. To be honest, this guy really looks like a human, and his eyes are especially attractive, otherwise Xu You wouldn't have lost his temper as soon as he met, but this kid is really bad-hearted, and he made a bet with such a little kid as Zhao Chengjin, and he actually called a large group of audiences, Prince Rui, Princess, and even a few half-sized ghosts that Xu You had never seen. Xu You pricked up his ears to listen to Xiao Shizi greet them, "elder brother" is long, "younger brother" is short, and they are all cousins in various palaces.

In fact, Xiao Shizi's father, Prince Rui, Xu You, has never seen it, but Xiao Shizi looks quite similar to his father, and he came over with the princess, Xu You can guess it at a glance. The rest of the little hairy heads are also very energetic, and when they saw Prince Rui, they called the third uncle with a smile.

Prince Rui was very unruly with the younger brother of King Qi, and scolded him angrily as soon as they met, "How old are you, what are you doing with a child, and you are not afraid of other people's jokes." ”

King Qi's cheeks had long been as thick as the city wall, and he didn't feel embarrassed at all, so he salivated and said, "What am I afraid of, if my dog changes its name to Teapot, it will be laughed at." Don't talk nonsense, if Brother Shun loses today, the third brother will have to talk to the queen mother for me when he turns around, and he will say that I am uncertain and not suitable for early marriage, so let her find someone else for the girl of the Liu family. ”

King Qi is twenty-two years old this year, and he has changed other people's homes, so I am afraid that the children in the family will be able to play soy sauce, but he is not in a hurry at all, he only said that he has not had a good time, and he refuses to get married.

Prince Rui didn't fall for him at all, and snorted: "It's your business how you like to play with Brother Shun, I'll just see the excitement, and you can say it yourself where the queen mother is." ”

King Qi was about to cry, and said hurriedly: "Third brother, my good third brother, you can help a group of brothers." You are lucky to marry such a virtuous and gentle wife as the third sister-in-law, where do you know our suffering. That one...... In the fifth brother's mansion, I have been married for so many years, what is the trouble, there are so many wives and concubines in the mansion who are pregnant, and none of the children have been saved......"

"Ahem-" Princess Rui coughed heavily, and King Qi reacted suddenly, it's just a matter of complaining a few words in private about this kind of thing, how can you be fooling in front of everyone - there are still children in this courtyard.

However, Prince Rui's heart is very comfortable, although he only has one son, Zhao Chengjin, but there are many daughters, which shows that the princess is virtuous and generous. As soon as he thought of this, he couldn't help but glance at Princess Rui beside him, Princess Rui seemed to have a heart, and also looked at him, and the two of them exchanged their eyes and smiled.

Xu You was not in the mood to probe the minds of the few of them at this time, she stared at the big dog with wide eyes, for fear that it would suddenly rush over and bite her. A dog of this size can swallow her whole person - no, the whole cat in one gulp with one mouth...... Even if Xiao Shizi is by his side, Xu You still feels terrible.

"Oh, your nest candy won't be so scared that you can't stand still." King Qi touched his chin, asked with a smug face, and shook his head with a sigh, "Brother Shun, you have thought clearly, you really have to compare, you are not allowed to cry if you lose for a while." In fact, the reputation of Wosi Candy is quite good, and it is a good match for your stupid cat - this cat. ”

Xu You also thinks that the name of Wosi Candy is very good, and when she hears this name, she is a sweet girl, how good. Leave the snowballs and snow balls to the fierce dog! The name of the teapot is too ugly!

Xiao Shizi angrily put Xu You on the ground, and whispered to her while smoothing her hair, "Xue Tuan'er, don't be afraid, remember what Commander Wei taught you yesterday." If you win, I'll let the kitchen cook you rabbit meat to eat! ”

Rabbit meat ......

I don't know if there are chili peppers here, if you don't put chili peppers, the taste of rabbit meat is quite strong, not delicious...... Xu Yu thought divergently.

At this moment of speaking, someone came to the courtyard again, and it was the concubine in magenta brocade that I had seen yesterday. She is still wearing magenta, but with a different pattern, and her clothes are pinched to show her slender waist. Unlike yesterday, which was as cold as ice, her face was full of tenderness and sweetness, and her eyes flashed and were very charming.

She entered the courtyard without hurrying, and made a blessing to Prince Rui, and called "sister" to Princess Rui, the voice was sweet and soft, and it was crisp to the bones.

Princess Rui glanced at her with slanted eyes, but did not speak, King Qi looked at Prince Rui with a smile, and it was difficult to hide the mockery in his eyes.

Prince Rui's face suddenly became a little unbearable, his face sank, and he coldly reprimanded Concubine Ning: "You don't have a good idea of raising a baby in the bamboo garden, what are you messing around." There are cats and dogs here, and if you don't pay attention to the collision, you have to complain that the princess is not in good control. Hurry back! ”

Concubine Ning Shu never expected that Prince Rui would give her no face in front of so many people, and she suddenly turned red with grievances, and before she could explain again, Prince Rui had already turned his face away in displeasure. Princess Rui glanced at the grandmother beside her, and the grandmother immediately understood, and beckoned the two mothers-in-law to help Concubine Ning Shu out of the courtyard.

This is all an adult's business, Zhao Chengjin is still young and doesn't understand it very well, and a few teenagers in the courtyard just didn't see it, and smiled and beckoned King Qi to untie the rope of the snowball.

When it was too late, Xu Yu suddenly jumped up, jumped on the back of the big dog, and grabbed the hair on its body with four paws, so painful that the big dog immediately let out a wail. King Qi was shocked and hurriedly said, "It's not started yet-" As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Xu You swing his claws and slapped Xueqiu in the face a few times, Xueqiu was immediately stunned, circled several times on the spot, his legs were weak, and he fell to the ground.

Xu You still refused to come down, his paws tightly grasped the hair on the dog's back, and his two hind legs kicked hard in place.

"Drive—" she shouted, but it was an arrogant, smug meow.

This stupid dog has been raised in the palace of the king of Qi since he was a child, and there are people waiting for him to eat, drink and lazar, how have he ever suffered this kind of loss, and he was immediately wronged, and the tears were about to come out, and he jumped up and trotted all the way to the king of Qi and screamed complainingly, clearly wanting the king of Qi to support it.