22. Chapter 22
Full of worries, Zhou Yue touched his round belly after eating, and hiccuped happily, which immediately attracted the angry eyes of several women, and they said almost in unison: "Pay attention to Su zhì!" ”
Although it is a bit troublesome to live with a room of beautiful women, there are still very good points, at least now there is no need to clean up the dishes after eating, and a few women have finished the table in front of them in three clicks and five divided by two, which can be described as clean and new......
Zhou Yue stretched his waist happily, sat on the sofa with his ass, touched the remote control and randomly selected the TV station, and several women who were busy also came over, their faces were slightly unkind, Zhou Yue was stunned for a while, Zhou Yue felt that something was not quite right.
"What are you looking at? I'm so handsome, you can't stare at me like that! Zhou Yue said proudly, not paying attention to the black lines on the faces of several women, Su Xiu couldn't help but burst out laughing, looking at a room of beauties surrounding Zhou Yue, and wondering when it was appropriate to introduce Zhou Yue to a ......
Zhou Yue's eyes were full of fragrance, five bulging beauties in front of him, Zhou Yue's heart was dark, and he would definitely be able to live a long life if he was eye-catching every day......
"You're sitting in my place, please get out of the way." Ning Ruoxi said coldly, pointing her finger at the sofa sitting under Zhou Yue's buttocks, with an unhappy expression on her face.
Seeing that everyone around him was looking at him, Zhou Yue completely ignored the gaze of others, but Ning Ruoxi's gaze made him feel a little hairy, I damn it, don't you just let it go to you, with such an expression that you owe you money?!
Zhou Yue moved his butt to the side to make room for Ning Ruoxi.
"Alas, don't you have eyes? So the big one serves the people, you can't see? Han Ling raised her eyebrows, her eyes full of provocation.
Looking down, there were a few bright red characters printed on them, serving the people...... This is a fart to serve the people, and you can still think about the people when you sit under your ass? However, I thought that this Han Ling was more popular, and she belonged to the type that was not easy to mess with, not to mention that she was still a policeman, and her temper was still subtle and less provoked.
Looking at the single sofa next to him, Zhou Yue sat over stupidly, and before his ass could be touched, Mu Xiaorou stared at him with a vicious face, and his heart was empty.
"If you look at it again, you'll have to collect money." Zhou Yue said lightly, looking like you have to pay if you want to see it.
"Bah, stinky rascal, who rarely looks at you, the place where you sit is mine!" Mu Xiaorou said with a fierce face, I can't let everyone know that she is a little tiger and can't be provoked.
"This is my home, can you care where I like to sit? You say this is your place...... You call it and see if it promises you no. Zhou Yue had the intention to tease and tease this Mu Xiaorou, looking at her arrogant look, he was unhappy.
Mu Xiaorou's small universe was about to explode, Xu Lei quickly pulled Mu Xiaorou's arm on the side, and said softly: "Xiaorou, don't be like him, you let him shout and see if he can agree." With an angry expression, he knew that Zhou Yue was playing a scoundrel, as if Zhou Yue was a heinous sinner.
"Yes, you shout, I'll see if it can agree...... Otherwise, get out of here! Mu Xiaorou gritted her teeth and said.
Zhou Yue moved his butt casually, as if he had moved a little bit, and said to himself: "I really didn't agree...... Then let me have mercy on you...... I'm such a soft-hearted person. Mu Xiaorou, who was watching, had a black line on her face, and couldn't help but open her mouth and yell at Zhou Yue.
The gentleman doesn't fight with women, anyway, the sofa here is so big, since it's your place to give it to you, the province's mind is not clear, Zhou Yue slowly moved a little to the side, revealing the hip-hop monkey cushion under the buttocks.
Mu Xiaorou sat down with a puffed ass, and as soon as she sat down, as if she remembered something, she immediately picked up the hip-hop monkey cushion and slapped it a few times, as if Zhou Yue had soiled her. After a few beats, I sat down with a puff, but I found that the atmosphere was a little wrong......
Zhou Yue was sitting next to him, constantly wiggling his buttocks, and touching the corners of Mu Xiaorou's clothes from time to time as he touched back and forth......
Fiddling with the remote control with a calm face, his eyes kept on the TV, Zhou Yue deliberately didn't look at the expression on Mu Xiaorou's face.
Su Xiu covered her stomach with a smile on the side, tears of laughter appeared in the corners of her eyes, and Han Ling and Ning Ruoxi watched this interesting scene with interest.
"Fuck off! This whole sofa is mine! Mu Xiaorou yelled at Zhou Yue with an innocent expression.
Damn, fortunately, my brother has practiced, otherwise this voice would not have broken my ears.
Zhou Yue plucked his ears helplessly, with an impatient look, looking at the five women staring at him, Rao is cheeky is also a little unbearable.
"Xiao Yue, you come here to sit, that side is their place." Su Xiu couldn't help but smile and beckoned Zhou Yue to sit down, watched Su Xiu sit on a sofa alone, and hurriedly went over to sit down, thinking that Su Xiu was still good to him.
As soon as Zhou Yue sat down, staring at the TV seriously, reporting the news above, and watching the news intently, Zhou Yue found that the five women were staring at him......
What is this rhythm for? Is there a flower on your face? Zhou Yue couldn't help but touch his old face, there was no change, but why were they staring at him? Is it because he is too handsome...... Thinking of this, Zhou Yue's face was intoxicated.
"Look at me again, I'm really going to collect money, it's cheaper for you to be so familiar, 500,000 yuan per person." Zhou Yue said to himself, looking like he should be worth this price.
The five women stared at each other with wide eyes, looked at each other in seconds, and immediately burst into laughter after a few seconds, even Ning Ruoxi, who was as cold as frost, couldn't help but cover her mouth and snicker, she didn't have a good impression of Zhou Yue, she kindly drove him, and even blatantly played hooligan, thinking of this Ning Ruoxi frowned slightly.
"Change the channel!" Almost everyone said in unison, Zhou Yue realized that something was wrong here, it seems that news programs are not very suitable for their taste.
Zhou Yue reluctantly began to change the channel, holding the remote control is the most tragic thing, these people love to watch is not a type of show at all, Zhou Yue can't help but have two big scalps......
Is this really not a deliberate whole? Zhou Yue secretly thought in his heart that this was simply a hodgepodge, there was all kinds of mess, Ning Ruoxi wanted to watch the urban emotional category, Han Ling wanted to watch the police and bandit category, and Xu Lei wanted to watch the science and education channel category......
I can't stand this TV, so I quickly got up and flashed, and as soon as my ass left, Su Xiu said with a smile: "Xiao Yue, don't leave yet, everyone decided to have a small meeting...... Specifically, they are all in the category of some code of conduct. ”
Hearing this, Zhou Yue put his skin back on the sofa, thinking that this fart meeting must be a group of people who came up with the rules, and they were all just for him, otherwise he didn't hear about any rules to be formulated when he first came.
Mu Xiaorou took out a few pieces of white paper from her pocket, and wrote some things densely on them, and before Zhou Yue could read them, several women took out the things that had been written one after another, and put them on the coffee table in front of them one by one.
The words are like their people, and the characteristics of these women can be seen from the handwriting.
Mu Xiaorou's own dragon and phoenix dance, densely written the most, at first glance, it is from the hospital This magical font. Han Ling's handwriting is as big as a bull's head, and it is very hot when she looks at it, Ning Ruoxi's handwriting is like gold, very similar to her personality, quite a cold white-collar demeanor, Xu Lei's handwriting is neat and very delicate, and she looks like a student at a glance.
Zhou Yue couldn't help but swallow his saliva, looking at the regulations in front of him, his head was big for a while.
It is written that this is not allowed and that is not allowed, and the most bizarre thing is that it is also stipulated that no time is allowed to go to the toilet, no bathing, no room after 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, if you want to come out, you have to report in advance......
Damn, this is really your house? I want to come to my brother and be considered the landlord here, why do I have to report to others in my own home? Even the toilet has to pick a time, can these three emergencies also stipulate the time?
Zhou Yue was too lazy to look at these things, rolled his eyes and turned to go upstairs, Zhou Yue would not be angry with these women, if this is the case, he will definitely be angry to death early, outsiders seem to live with a room of beautiful women It is an endless blessing, but who can understand this torment? Looking at the shaking beauties in front of me, I can't start yet......
"Xiao Yue, don't care, they're joking." Su Xiu looked at Zhou Yue as if he was going to be angry, and hurriedly played a round, after all, Zhou Yue was also the number one landlord in this house.
"Sister Xiuxiu, why do you always protect him." Xiao Rou was coquettish with a dissatisfied look, as if she blamed Su Xiu for deliberately favoring Zhou Yue.
"No, it's just that Zhou Yue just came back, I'm afraid I'm still a little unaccustomed to it, so don't give him a mandatory thing, as for the places to pay attention to, I will tell him." Su Xiu explained to everyone.
"I don't care anyway, I listen to my wife." Han Ling said with an indifferent face.
"One more hooligan...... Ning Ruoxi, who had not spoken, opened his mouth to speak, this sentence immediately ignited the smell of gunpowder in the air, Han Ling immediately stood up and pointed at Ning Ruoxi and asked, "Who are you talking about!" ”
"Okay, okay, don't argue any more." Su Xiu and Mu Xiaorou said together, the two of them are like a pair of enemies, and they always have endless mouths.
"She said me first!" Han Ling said reluctantly, Ning Ruoxi glared at Han Ling and stopped talking, turned around and went upstairs, with an expression of ignoring it at all, and the angry Han Ling stomped her feet.
Zhou Yue kept snickering in his heart, looking at the women in a room chattering, this is really lively enough, a woman is equal to five hundred ducks, so count this room......
Reluctantly returned to the house, a room full of beautiful women were still chattering, Zhou Yue took out his mobile phone, looked at the information sent on the mobile phone, and saw that it was the old hair.
"Get ready, I'll meet you soon."
Zhou Yue chuckled in his heart, thinking that the old man was really ready to come, and when the time came, he would have to get into trouble again, and that stinky temper would definitely be out of place in this life, and he couldn't tell how many baskets he would poke......