035 A day in Yuno
"In other words, you woke up early in the morning and found that you had become a girl, and the only thing worth being suspicious was the recovery pill that Wande gave you?" With one hand covering her mouth and chuckling, Kamiyu crossed her feet on the table, and the ballpoint pen swung between the fingers of her free other hand.
"Don't laugh anymore!!"
"Okay~~ Don't laugh, don't laugh! .... Hmm~~Puff~~Hahaha~~~"
"Do you want me to take your vocal cords out and tie a knot and stuff them back?" Yuno looked like he was about to turn black.
"I'm sorry, because it was so sudden." Finally having had enough of laughing, Kamiyu tries to comfort Yuno
"Don't be too pessimistic, think positively!"
"Thinking positively?"
"That's right! If you think about it carefully, from the genetic map you just examined, it shows that at least now you are not a shemale, but a real beautiful girl! ”
"I'm a man!! Be careful to kill you! ”
"It's all like this, and you still want to call yourself a pure master?"
"Isn't that damnable!"
"Alas~~~" Kamiyu sighed lightly.
"I knew there was going to be a problem!"
"Huh? What's going on? Wande and Yuno asked at the same time
"The works of the Third Institute of Biochemical Medicine are indeed high-quality and guaranteed to be foolproof, but"
"But?"
"Have you never noticed that all the drugs developed by the Third Institute of Biochemical and Chemical Medicines have never been Type I on the market?"
"Hmm" The two of them looked down and pondered for a while, and then suddenly realized
"Indeed it is! But what is this for? ”
"Hehehe" Kamiyu's laughter made the two of them feel creepy.
"That's because any drug with a type I is never perfect! So it's always just a test within the Magic Academy. There was a bald man who turned into a fluffy 'orangutan' because he applied Type I hair growth lotion. There are also more than 200 kilograms of fat people who have been squeezed into human dry in one breath after taking type I diet pills, and there are countless such examples
Within the Faculty of Magic, the Type I drug developed by the Third Biochemical Pharmaceutical Research Institute is known as a demonic prank. Since this situation has not appeared for a long time in recent years, many people are about to regard it as an urban legend, but from the current situation, it seems that the predecessors did not deceive me! ”
"So, Kamiyu-sensei also asked me to take it because of this legend?" Wande asked cautiously after recalling the situation
"Exactly! However, I really didn't expect you to give it to someone else to drink! I'm in trouble."
"Eh, what should I do!? Am I the only one going down like this? Yuno suddenly became anxious.
"You can't help it if you're in a hurry, you can only come to a conclusion after going to the Third Biochemical Pharmaceutical Research Institute to get the details of this potion, and you can live as a girl for the time being!"
"Then please!" Knowing that there was really nothing to be done, Yuno had no choice but to accept the reality willingly.
...........
"Damn...."
"That's... Yuno, it's okay! ”
Yuno kept chanting the word on the way home, and Wande escorted Yuno all the way because he felt guilty
"Damn...."
"Huh?"
"Damn, for what my boobs only have an A-cover. Cup! Generally, men to women will have at least a C cover. Cup it! ”
"Huh?" Wande suddenly looked embarrassed.
[You're thinking about the wrong direction of the problem, right?] You're the first one to complain about this kind of thing, and besides, who says that after transformation, you must have huge breasts? 】
"Since you can still think of these questions, it means that Yuno is in a good state of mind (you already have perverted tendencies), then I'll go back first!" After saying that, Wande disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"Alas... I have no choice but to go to work first! Even though she became a woman, she probably didn't have any effect on the search magic! After work, I will go to Kamiyu and ask about the situation! "Yuno, who returned to the dormitory, stood in front of the mirror and was about to change into his uniform....
"Huh!?" Looking at himself in the mirror, Yuno suddenly let out a dark laugh as if something had awakened in his heart
"Hey, hey, hey...."
"Before that, there is one thing that must be done! Although I am already a daughter at the moment, if I don't do it, it means that I have abandoned even the self-esteem of a man! ”
Then, Yuno looked in the mirror, his originally manly face suddenly softened and became intoxicated, his hands slowly began to loosen his clothes, and his heart began to pound and accelerate
"In the past, because of the nervous and anxious relationship, I haven't been able to take a good look, but the mystery of the female body is an eternal topic between men!"
20 minutes later....
"What the hell is going on?"
"Yuno is so bold~~"
"yes~~ I didn't expect to take girls back to the dormitory in broad daylight."
At this time, Yuno's door was already surrounded by roommates, and everyone was lying outside the door with bated breath and eavesdropping, while inside the room
"Oh~~ So this place is like this~~~"
"I remember a book that says that's the sensitive place here? Just press it hard."
"Ah~~~" Yuno let out a sexy moan unconsciously
"Oh~~~" The roommates eavesdropping outside the door couldn't help but spew a wave of heat from their noses, and at the same time let out a burst of exclamation
"It's really here~~~" Yuno was full of red tides, but he seemed to be enjoying it.
"Then let's try the next one"
The eavesdroppers outside the door once again couldn't recognize it, and exhaled a cloudy breath
"I'll just say it's almost afternoon, where have the people who were doing their work gone? So it's here! What are you all doing here? Admiral Letty appeared ghostly behind the crowd and said grimly
"Wow~~~ I'm sorry, we'll go now!"
Admiral Letty, who was the commander of the operation of the General Administration, found that the efficiency of the departments was extremely low today, and finally found that many of the personnel of the departments were absent from work without asking for leave, so he came to the dormitory to check
"Huh?" Just as Admiral Letty was about to leave, a groan was heard from inside the room
"Yuno. Sklaria! As an infinite librarian, I didn't apply for leave and was absent from work, don't you know that Lu Dao is now full of work? ”
"Ah~~" Yuno, who was stunned by Admiral Letty who suddenly broke in, finally came to his senses, screamed, covered his chest with his hands, and quickly squatted down
"I'm sorry, Yuno. Sklea, I don't know if you're a woman! ”
Letty was also stunned for a moment when she heard Yuno's scream.
“.....”
"In other words, you became a woman because you drank an unknown drug developed by the Department of Magic?"
At this moment, Yuno had changed into a women's uniform of the General Administration of Dimensions, and stood in front of Letty in a restrained manner
"Yes, yes"
"And then because I suddenly got the opportunity to understand the mystery of the female body, I started to play with myself in the room alone?" Admiral Letty's words were as precise as ever.
"No, that's because"
"Give me a dozen portes (red wine) as cover money, and I won't pursue it!"
"It's me who understands"
Having signed an unequal treaty with Admiral Letty, Yunone Niu walked down the passage to the Infinite Library with a depressed heart
"Ah~~ It's Yuno!!" A vibrant and enthusiastic voice sounded behind Yuno
[Oh no, it's Naye, if he sees me like this] A dark feeling suddenly appeared in his mind, so he began to accelerate without hesitation.
However, Yuno obviously underestimated the ability of the athletic girl Naha, and Naye easily chased after him and pulled himself back.
"Yuno, why are you running so fast? And also dressed up as a woman! "I have to say that Naye is an intuitive creature, and she recognized Yuno as well.
"Ahaha~~ I'm sorry, you recognized the wrong person!" At this moment of great crisis, Yuno's mind suddenly became extremely clear, and after 1 second of calculation, he turned back and said with a smile
"My name is Yuna. Sklaria, Yuno's sister was recently asked to come to Infinity Library for help! ”
"Is that so?" Naha carefully observed Yuno's face and said in disbelief
"Indeed~~ Although Yuno usually looks a little feminine, he hates being mistaken for a woman like Kamiyu!"
Naha's innocent words were like a heavy blow that knocked Yuno to the ground
At the same time, Kamiyu, who had just stepped into the Third Institute of Biochemical Drugs
"Luka, I'm here for you a favor! Ah sneeze~~ Why do you suddenly feel cold? ”
Kamiyu!? You're okay? The young man named Luka, who had long pink hair, looked at Kamiyu in amazement
Luke Calder. Ferencz. Greel, the heir of the Grell family in Midchelda, is the head of the research department of the Third Institute of Biochemical Medicines of the Faculty of Magic. Magical anthropologist,Chemistry major,I have amazing beauty and strange hair color.,In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, I often wear all kinds of strange masks.,It seems that I have unconsciously formed a habit of cosplay.。 He has always had a good impression of Kamiyu like a younger brother, and he always thinks about how to do something XXOO to Kamiyu, but Kamiyu doesn't seem to know about it.
"What do you say? Am I not very good? By the way, I'm here to find your details of your SivI. type, my friend is now a woman because of drinking that thing. ”
"Did the cut fail? What a pity!! Lukka tilted his head slightly and whispered with an unwilling expression
"Did I hear any suspicious words, unfortunately?" Kamiyu moved Luca's face over
"No, no, I'm just saying, I'm lucky, I just happened to call up the information."
"Really? That's lucky! ”
"In that case, then as a reward!" Luka, who had been fooled around, forgot about the scar and flew towards Kamiyu
Dull-haired automatic movement, stunts; Luca's evasion skill is activated.
"Then I'll take the information!" Kamiyu, who didn't notice it at all, leaned over slightly and bent down to pick up the information
"Peng Ping Pong" Luca has crashed into the medicine cabinet
"Then, Yuna, say hello to Yuno on my behalf~~"
"Oh~~It's so good~~" Yuno, who finally got rid of Naye, didn't have time to breathe a sigh of relief
"Yo! Team leader Yuno, women's clothing is really suitable for you~~" The staff in the Infinite Library all gathered around and looked at Yuno in surprise.
"You recognized the wrong person, my name is Yuna, I'm Yuno's sister, and I was asked by my brother to help today!" Yuno 'explained' with a wry smile
“”
"Although I've always thought that Team Leader Yuno looks like a woman, I didn't expect my sister's appearance to be so cute~~"
"I think so too~~"
Yuno had been completely defeated, and had spent the entire afternoon on his own
"Suzu Bell Bell ~~"
"Hey, hello, I'm Yuno. Sklaria! Yuno answered the phone listlessly
"I'm Kamiyu, and the test results are in!"
"How!?" After hearing Kamiyu's voice, Yuno immediately shouted excitedly, but for fear of attracting the attention of others, he held back the anxiety in his heart and had to lower his voice
"There's good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear?"
"I've heard a lot of bad news today, I'm used to it, so start with the bad!"
"That's it! Let's start with the good ones! Kamiyu said as if he was deliberately doing the opposite
"The good news is that you don't have to worry about being female all the time, the effect will only last for a week."
The sound of something being smashed came from the 'ping-pong' phone
"Really? But if I want to keep it like this for a week, do you have a faster solution? ”
"That's the bad news, it will take at least half a month to configure the antidote"
'Something is abominable, and it can be avoided every time. Luca's voice came through the call
"That is to say"
"That's right, please enjoy a week of women's life with peace of mind! (Luca, next time I will definitely research a drug that will transform forever!!) Without waiting for Yuno to reply, Kamiyu unilaterally hung up the phone.
"You have to do it for a week!?"
But it seems that Heaven is not ready to give him time to mourn and complain.
"That Miss Yuna," a male Infinity Librarian, had a shy expression, his movements twisted and pinched, and after hesitating for a while, he took out the envelope hidden behind his back and handed it to Yuno with both hands
"Please accept this if you can"
The seal on the envelope is clearly affixed with a rumor.
"Eh," Yuno felt as if something was shattered inside him
"Damn, you sneaked away!" Another male Infinity Librarian interjected and pushed the person handing the love letter away
"I will never allow ~~" a third male appeared
"Haven't you heard of first-come, first-served?"
"It takes your own strength to win Miss Yuna's heart!!"
More and more people participated in the argument, and the last one began to argue, and Yuno was already gray and was left to the side
"I didn't expect the two of you to wait for me to come home from work today~~"
In the aisle of the General Bureau, Fit and Naye came to pick up Kamiyu home
"Because I'll be staying at home (Mead's) for the next few days, I'll wait for my brother to come home while I'm free," Fitt said with anticipation and joy.
"Wow~~~ Kamiyu!!" In the distance, a petite figure rushed towards him, and before Kamiyu could see clearly, he threw himself straight into Kamiyu's arms
"Kamiyu, save me!!"
"Eh, you are" Kamiyu only felt that the voice was quite familiar, and before he could finish speaking, a large group of people rushed in front of him
"Wait! Miss Sklaia!! ”
"Damn! Have you caught up yet? The person in his arms whispered unwillingly, and then immediately grabbed Kamiyu's arm, pretending to be very intimate.
"I'm sorry! I already have a boyfriend, so please go back!! ”
"What!!"
Surprised, Kamiyu realized that the person holding him was Yuno
"Let go, aren't you a man? It's disgusting," Kamiyu whispered to Yuno as she quietly tried to break free of her hands.
"But isn't it a woman now?" Yuno also replied in a low voice, unconsciously that he had unconsciously become accustomed to the identity of a woman.
However, Yuno's words had already knocked everyone present, especially Fitt and Naye. From throwing himself into Kamiyu's arms to holding his arm, this series of actions made the two have a strong sense of crisis.
[Damn, I knew that I had already known that Naye had almost crushed the wall of the corridor of the General Bureau
[My brother is mine, and I must not give it to this person of unknown origin. Fitt was covered in black gas, and he had already taken out a thunder tomahawk, ready to bombard this unidentified 'woman'.
"Brother!!"
"Kamiyu!!"
Naye and Fitt pulled Yuno away, and at the same time said to Kamiyu in an unkind tone
"Can you please explain?"
"Huh... Ha Luha...."Kamiyu said to the two of them with a dry smile after looking at Yuno with a cold sweat on his face
"I want to.... He'll give you an explanation.... Right! Yuno! ”
"Yuno!?" Naye and Fett looked at each other in surprise
[Damn! You betrayed me!! Yuno said this in his angry eyes
[I'm sorry, Yuno! For my safety, please be brave and righteous! 】
Fett pulled out the Thunder Tomahawk again; [Even Yuno, who has temporarily become a woman, is unforgivable! ] 】
Naye also took out the Heart of the Rising Sun; [Dare to lie to me, plus the current share.] 】
[Yuno, if you don't want to die, follow me!] Kamiyu said sympathetically to Yuno, who was being pressed by Naye and Fett, with an unusually gentle voice, while drawing a cross on his chest with his right hand
[Up, down, down, left and right, BA just press it gently in the brain!] Amen! ]
"Die!!"
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A Day in the Life of Yuno (END!) )
PS; With the consent of the author of Qiyao, let the protagonist of his pen make a cameo.