"Brothers and sisters, how can you 'be happy after three cups', the combat effectiveness is not strong, Xiaojun, why do you bow your head and don't speak, you can't compare with the ladies, you have to drink two more glasses today." Wang Ping ate a few bites of food and looked around at everyone, "Today, let's also change the old rules of our hometown, no longer express them one by one, and play a baton game." From Sister Zhang's start to send the stick, Song Zhizhi was responsible for shouting to stop, and when she heard the 'stop' stick, she didn't pass the shot to lose, either drinking, or telling a joke that could make everyone laugh, and if she couldn't laugh, she would be punished with a glass of wine, and a special teaser would be rewarded with a glass of wine. Then take the loser as the starting point, and so on." Wang Ping's mention was approved by everyone.

The transfer stick is a prop made of chopsticks, which was shaken twice in Zhang Yuanyuan's hand, eager to try, Song Zhizhi shouted "start", and quickly spread among everyone. The first one that didn't come out in his hand was Zhao Tianli, who said a witty remark, "Without belly friction, there will be no spark of love." It made several ladies giggle.

The stick continued to pass down, and in less than three circles, it fell into the hands of Xiaojun, Xiaojun suddenly became nervous, with a shocked face, and beat his spirit, "It's me, everyone, I really can't do it, I don't have any jokes, and I don't know what to say, just talk about one casually, and everyone will listen to it." ”

"Cough, cough, cough" Xiaojun steadied himself, coughed a few times, and cleared his throat, "A country man went to the andrology department of the hospital to see a doctor, and the doctor asked, 'Where are you uncomfortable?' ', 'Doctor, my egg hurts', 'Alas, don't be too vulgar, be elegant, use professional terms, I sue you, you don't call it egg pain, but XX (finished) pain', the man was anxious when he heard it, 'No, I haven't done it yet, it hurts'".

"Good, good, good, a glass of wine, it's time to drink." Everyone said in unison.

Xiaojun was originally the kind of person who drank on his face, and he was a little ashamed, and he felt that his face was feverish, and he couldn't resist the persuasion of everyone, so he had to drink from his wine glass. Later, Xiaojun was hit a few more sticks, but because he didn't have a coke joke, he had to drink the wine. The strange jokes made the atmosphere extremely warm, and everyone was excited. Xiaojun drank a little high, and when the stick was received in his hand, he didn't react for a while, so he grabbed it in his hand and didn't pass it down.

"Xiaojun, it's your time again, give everyone a unique one, surpass the front." Everyone has already seen that Xiaojun is a little shy, and deliberately provokes him with words, and there is a tendency that he will not give up if he doesn't talk about it. Xiaojun felt helpless, he couldn't hide, what the hell did he say, when he looked up, he saw Song Zhizhi whispering in Zhang Yuanyuan's ear, Zhang Yuanyuan lowered her head and listened with a smile, nodded her head incessantly, and seemed very intimate, and suddenly her eyes lit up, and inspiration came. Anyway, it's too high, so you might as well be trendy, let go a little, and have a good time, "It's really not good, I'll also say an indecent quip." Day X is comfortable, giving birth to a child is uncomfortable, the child is not successful, and the net income X is painful. ”

Zhao Tianli had just taken a sip of water, but before he could swallow it, when he heard this, he almost didn't spit it out, his body was crooked, and he leaned on the shoulder of Ma Qiuling beside him. Zhang Yuanyuan and Song Zhizhi hugged each other excitedly and laughed for a long time, while the others leaned forward and backwards, and they were in a full state. Xiaojun didn't know if what he said was a bit too much, whether others were making fun of his ignorance, seeing that everyone was laughing, he also echoed it, who knew that a smile, a lift, the stomach contents surged strongly, wave after wave went up, straight to the throat, turned his head and ran to the bathroom outside, hit the door headlong, "wow", all the food sprayed on the door, straight down, the smell was smoky. Everyone was shocked, and a lively party was disturbed by the sudden actions of the service army, so they had to give up.

As for how he got back to the dormitory, Xiaojun didn't know anything, he slept until ten o'clock in the morning the next day, and then slowly woke up, his head was still a little groggy, his limbs were sore, numb, and swollen, he went to the cafeteria to eat a bowl of beef stewed noodles, slept again, and came to the canteen dining hall of the college to attend the opening ceremony.

The dining room has changed from the monotony of the past, surrounded by flags of various colors, the rostrum is very grand and warm, and there are two large black speakers in the corners on both sides of the stage, which keep playing the entrance song. The students were seated in the third row in front of the venue, and Xiaojun and several roommates sat in the middle.

At 2:30 p.m., the opening ceremony was on time. The first to take the stage was the president of the student union, who gave a welcome speech to the new students on behalf of all the seniors, and then the representatives of the new students spoke. Finally, President Bai Fuya made an enthusiastic speech. Principal Bai is fifty-six or seventeen years old, wears a gold-rimmed white myopic glasses, and has a sparse hair, which is bright and shiny, with the temperament and demeanor of a scholar and professor.

"Dear new students of the ninth and fourth grades, the clouds are fluttering, the osmanthus is fragrant, in this fruitful autumn season, you are very excited, with the entrustment of your hometown fathers, with infinite longing, stepping into a flowery campus, about to start a new journey of life. Your arrival is like a gentle breeze, making the beautiful campus more beautiful and colorful, more fresh and pleasant. All the teachers and students of the college are looking forward to your arrival, and we sincerely wish you and welcome you with the most sincere heart! The audience burst into applause.

After the applause, the principal was just about to continue speaking, but for some reason, the power suddenly went out, the microphone stopped ringing, the venue broke the silence, and the audience was restless, and sometimes whistles sounded. Jia Mingsheng, the head of the grade, and Qiao Yulin, the counselor, were worried that there would be an abnormal situation in their department and class, and they would not have a good impact in front of the leaders, so they whispered among the students: "If there is a fault in the line, it will be restored soon, everyone should keep quiet, don't make small moves, and establish a good image." ”

After about ten minutes, the call finally came, and the venue immediately returned to calm. Principal Bai tapped the microphone twice with his hand and said: "I'm sorry, I've kept you waiting, just now the workers in the school repaired the road and damaged the line, and now it has been repaired, just a small episode, a little accident, the meeting continued." ”

In a high-level summary language, President Bai briefly introduced the basic situation, historical evolution, key disciplines and development direction of the college, and then said: "When you step into this beautiful campus, you become a member of our big family, in this big family, full of true feelings, full of friendship, full of the pursuit of a beautiful thing. In this big family, you will cultivate your sentiments, give full play to your strengths, enrich your knowledge, climb the peak of science, and realize your dreams in this beautiful campus environment."

In the past few days, Xiaojun has been a little uncomfortable, he has not yet adapted to the tea and meals here, and there are also the sequelae of last night's wine, and the lunch is a little wrong, and his stomach has been uncomfortable. There were a lot of people in the venue, a little stuffy, and I barely persevered, but I didn't endure it for long, so I had to go out quietly from the front lunge cat's waist, and pull wildly to the bathroom for a while, feeling much more comfortable, and hurriedly walked into the venue. He walked lightly and quickly, only looking ahead, not paying attention to his feet, and hung up the audio wire on the ground in the corner under the rostrum with one foot, and fell to the ground himself.

Just in time for the president to say: "The way of the university is to be clear and virtuous, to be close to the people, and to stop at perfection." A university is a temple that explores the true meaning of scholarship, exalts the humanistic spirit, and imparts ethical standards and social ideals. The emphasis is on cultivating the spirit of humanity, the character of perfection and gratitude, and it is necessary to strengthen moral cultivation, study diligently, abide by discipline, and improve people.

The staff on the side stepped forward quickly, pulled up the army, quickly connected the wires, and the sound was restored.

The principal was talking about Xingtou, which was also the key point, and suddenly there was an unexpected situation, his face instantly sank, his face was displeased, and he stared at Xiaojun fiercely, scaring Xiaojun enough. Everyone's eyes immediately turned to the army, and the scene was very silent and embarrassing for a while. There were a small beads of sweat oozing from the principal's forehead, he paused slightly, wiped it with a hand towel, drank lightly, and said: "The work of the staff is not in place, we must pay attention to it in the future, and don't repeat similar situations." ”

After a pause, the principal said: "Students, the university is a place to fly dreams, a place to study, and a palace for adults to become talents. Finally, I wish you a happy life and success in your studies! ”

Xiaojun wanted to try not to attract the attention of others, and quietly returned to his seat, but he didn't expect to make a big fuss all of a sudden, but he got into a big disaster. He quietly returned to his seat, bowed his head, uneasy, and very ashamed, like eating twenty-five rats -- scratching his heart, his heart pounding, seven up and eight down, his whole body was cold and numb, hating himself for being really useless, too careless, having just arrived at school, making a fool of himself in public, although the principal did not directly criticize himself, he was obviously displeased, and he was worried about what kind of treatment the school would give him. I didn't listen to what the principal said.

The opening ceremony finally ended, everyone applauded and stood up, Xiaojun was a little better in his heart, and was about to leave, when the counselor Qiao Yulin had a deep face and stopped him very strictly, "This classmate, don't leave yet, please stay." ”