"Ling'er!" Zhao Tiezhu pushed open the door of the villa, and saw Li Ling'er, who was dressed at home, standing at the door pretty, and couldn't help but call.

"Brother Tiezhu, you're back!" Li Ling'er said with a smile.

"Uh-huh, are you standing at the door, waiting for me?" Zhao Tiezhu said with a touched face, it was almost December at this time, the weather was getting cold, Li Ling'er was just standing at the door waiting for him, I couldn't help Zhao Tiezhu not be excited.

"Nope!" Li Ling'er shook her head and said, "I'm waiting for Sister Jiaying." ”

Zhao Tiezhu's face fell, and he said sadly, "Sun Jiaying? She hasn't come back yet? ”

"Mmmm, I just texted her, saying that she was almost home, so I came out to have a look." Li Linger said.

"Then you always have to wait for me by the way, right?" Zhao Tiezhu asked unwillingly.

"No, Brother Tiezhu, why am I waiting for you?" Li Ling'er looked puzzled.

"Aren't you afraid that I will be lost at night or robbed or abducted by bad guys?" Zhao Tiezhu asked.

"Don't be afraid." Li Ling'er nodded firmly.

"Why?"

"If you can lose it, you deserve it, if you are robbed, I can't do anything, if you are abducted, it can only mean that your IQ is too low, and you should be abducted." Li Linger analyzed.

Zhao Tiezhu was completely speechless, looking at Li Ling'er's plump upper circumference, Zhao Tiezhu said, "Ling'er, it's cold outside, don't freeze." ”

"No! I don't feel cold! Li Linger said.

"It's the so-called thermal expansion and cold contraction, if you retract it, it will be ugly!" Zhao Tiezhu stared at Li Ling'er's chest with blazing eyes and said.

"Brother Tiezhu, what did you say, is this it?" Li Ling'er coquettishly straightened her chest.

"This... It's up to you. Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile.

"No, the kind you said will retract is fake!" Li Ling'er said seriously, "Silicone Shenma, that's some chemicals, it will expand and contract, I am all real, how is it possible!" ”

"Are you sure it's the real thing?" Zhao Tiezhu asked.

"Of course!!" Li Ling'er said dissatisfiedly, "Brother Tiezhu, do you suspect others!?" ”

"No, no, no, I don't doubt it!" Zhao Tiezhu said seriously, "But there is a sentence that says, there is no basis for what you say, do you say yes?" ”

"Then how can it be called evidence?" Li Ling'er asked with a wink.

"This, I heard that the fake and the real one are still a little different in touch." Zhao Tiezhu said, "Touch, you know, right? ”

"Brother Tiezhu, do you want to try the touch?" Li Ling'er glanced at Zhao Tiezhu charmingly.

"This... We all have to be inquisitive, don't you think? Since what you say is true and I suspect it is false, then we have to use facts to prove whether he is true or false, right? Zhao Tiezhu swallowed his saliva and said.

"That is to say, Brother Tiezhu, do you want to verify it?" Li Ling'er clasped her hands on her chest and held Shuangfeng on her arm, this action made her already big thing look even more stiff and abnormal.

Zhao Tiezhu really can't imagine that a girl who looks so innocent will have such a big upper circumference, and generally after this thing is big, it will inevitably sag, but Li Linger is uncharacteristically very strong, raising her head proudly, as if she doesn't take the world in her eyes!

Among the people Zhao Tiezhu knows, only Lucy can compete with Li Linger on the upper circumference, but Lucy is a foreigner, and foreigners are naturally plumper than Shenzhou people, so there is no comparison.

"This... If you want to know, you have to have a pioneer, and I would like to be that pioneer to explore the mystery of truth and falsehood! Zhao Tiezhu said seriously.

"Okay then."

Li Ling'er nodded, looked at Zhao Tiezhu and said, "Brother Tiezhu, will you try it?" ”

"Really?" Zhao Tiezhu didn't expect Li Ling'er to be really willing to let him try, and he was a little hesitant for a while.

"Yes, Brother Tiezhu, you can try." Li Ling'er said with a smile, "People who have been doing scientific research since childhood like people who have a thirst for knowledge the most, and when they were young, they were like Brother Tiezhu, they had doubts about something, and they were used to verifying it, so Brother Tiezhu, your psychology, people can still understand." ”

"Long live understanding!" Zhao Tiezhu looked at Li Ling'er with a holy and solemn face.

"Long live understanding." Li Ling'er nodded.

"Then I'm coming!" Zhao Tiezhu asked tentatively.

"Come on!" Li Ling'er said a little shyly, "Brother Tiezhu, you have to give it a try." ”

Zhao Tiezhu swallowed his saliva and slowly raised his hand. Then he slowly moved towards Li Ling'er's body.

"Ah!!h

Suddenly, an exclamation interrupted Zhao Tiezhu's movements.

Zhao Tiezhu followed the prestige, only to see Sun Jiaying not knowing when she appeared not far from the villa.

"Huh?" Zhao Tiezhu looked at Sun Jiaying in surprise, and then looked at his hand, at this time Zhao Tiezhu was like a pig brother, lewdly stretched out his hand to touch Li Ling'er's shuangfeng, and because he was interrupted by Sun Jiaying's scream, so Zhao Tiezhu's action was paused, Zhao Tiezhu just wanted to tell Sun Jiaying Don't panic, we are doing scientific and philosophical research, at this moment, another exclamation sounded.

The person who called this time was not Sun Jiaying, but Li Ling'er.

I saw Li Ling'er looking at Zhao Tiezhu with horror, and then the arm that was originally supported under Shuangfeng didn't know when it became protected by Shuangfeng.

"Brother Tiezhu, what are you going to do!" Li Ling'er asked in horror.

"Huh?" Zhao Tiezhu looked at Li Ling'er in surprise, didn't you ask your buddy to try the real one?

"You... You want to !!! while I'm not paying attention. Li Linger looked at Zhao Tiezhu sadly and angrily.

"This... Ling'er, aren't we studying the truth or falsehood? Zhao Tiezhu said.

"What's true or false!?" Li Ling'er looked dazed.

"Ling'er!" Zhao Tiezhu immediately knew that this was Li Ling'er's trick on himself, obviously, this Li Ling'er must have seen Sun Jiaying walking in the distance before, and then deliberately played such a play for herself, and then used her superhuman IQ to control the time of all this happening.

"Ling'er, do you dare not be so bad!" Zhao Tiezhu looked at Li Ling'er sadly.

Li Ling'er still looked at Zhao Tiezhu in horror and said, "Bad? What am I broken? ”

"I'll take you to the Superwoman Finals tomorrow!" Zhao Tiezhu looked at Li Ling'er with eyes like a god and said.

"Take out and wash my clothes for a week!" Li Ling'er said softly.

"Good!" Zhao Tiezhu gritted his teeth and nodded.

"Oh, Brother Tiezhu, haha, people are joking with you." Li Linger's frightened look disappeared in an instant, and was replaced by a full smile, "Sister Jiaying, were you scared by our acting skills?" ”

"You... What is this for? Sun Jiaying was frightened by the surprise of the two.

"No, I'm playing a role-playing with Brother Tiezhu, Brother Tiezhu pretended to be a lewd uncle, and then I pretended to be a pure little girl, but I didn't expect our acting skills to deceive Sister Jiaying." Li Ling'er said with a smile.

"Whew...," Sun Jiaying breathed a sigh of relief, "I thought Tie Zhu really wanted to touch you." ”

"Where will it be, Brother Tiezhu doesn't eat the grass next to the nest, do you say?" Li Ling'er glanced at Zhao Tiezhu and asked.

"Yes, yes, yes." Zhao Tiezhu touched his head and said a little weakly.

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