Chapter 37: The Snake Whispers? It's obviously a lame dragon
readx;?β Ron, hurry up and keep up. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Duel Club activities are about to start, and you're not a man! β
On the way to the lobby of the millions, looking at the decadent Ron behind her, Xia Na urged frequently.
In the morning, when we were eating in the cafeteria, we saw a notice posted on the bulletin board: for safety reasons, the school decided to hold a dueling club to strengthen the little wizard's ability to protect himself.
"While the wizarding tradition of duels is more of a burlesque than a life-and-death fight, it's still nice to have an after-school relaxation show for Hallie."
So Xana brought everyone to the club activities, and everyone was in a good mood, except Ron.
"I'm just a cup..."
The decadent Ron was left last, muttering repeatedly that he didn't know what it was, and he still hasn't recovered from the blow he received this afternoon.
Originally, Ron was having a good time during this time. It's very disappointing for a good friend to become a girl.,But because of it, I've gained a lot of things that were unimaginable.γ Harley didn't have much knowledge of her own permissions, and out of compensation (the foundation was gone), she actually gave Ron a library visitor card, giving the guy access to the primary non-confidential area of the infinite library.
If it was a library like Hogwarts that was full of ancient tomes, then Ron didn't want to look at it, and Snape couldn't finish his homework. But the Infinity Library was built by Kotomi Misaka herself, how could it not even be compared to the multimedia room of a modern library, so Ron was happily immersed in all kinds of interesting holographic projections, and he couldn't stop thinking about it.
After lunch today, Ron went into Hallie's bedroom again, and was not embarrassed to break into the girl's bedroom at all (so lost), and sat directly on the sofa to start the holographic learning projection and start watching the film.
"Hello everyone, Misaka is Misaka No. 14127 in District 3896 (Misaka has too many sisters, plus area code), and today Misaka is the docent, leading everyone to visit the IS History Exhibition Hall, and introducing to the students the history of the development of IS in the past dynasties equipped by the Knights."
"is, the full name is the genius beautiful girl scientist Dr. Shinonoshu in the parallel world. It was first invented for the purpose of space exploration, and later used as a competitive tool..."
"The magic props of the parallel world are so powerful..."
Eating popcorn and drinking Coke, Ron completely used this place as a movie VIP room. The books in the Infinite Library are never going to be opened, but these "magic movies" (Ron has no concept of science fiction) are so interesting that the more you read them, the more interesting they feel.
"In the original White Knight incident..."
Grunt, Ron finished a large bottle of iced Coke and pulled out a few cans of Gwaz from the refrigerator next to him. Ever since Harley and Xana started learning projection magic, all sorts of prototype projection snacks and drinks have filled the hut. Every time he came, Ron would eat a round belly and take a big bag along the way. Anyway, I didn't awaken the so-called magic circuit, and I couldn't eat the magic taste, so I naturally ate as much as I could.
"The IS we are equipped with now is a development of the IS model originally manufactured by my sister."
"White Tiger..."
"Ying Long..."
Putting down the popcorn bucket, Ron tore open a bag of spicy strips.
"Zhenwu... The last completed phoenix feather..."
Throw away the leftover garbage, and take away a few bags of dried strawberries and mango strips, so comfortable.
Just as Ron was on the loose, Xana suddenly opened the door and came in and found Ron, a guy who seemed to be a gentleman.
"Hallie's not here?! Ron, what are you doing in the girls' dorm? β
"I... I... By the way, I'm studying... Yes, what about learning......"
Ron was glad he had found a good and seemingly good excuse in time to study at the Infinity Library.
"What a good student."
Xana actually believed it?
This made Ron snicker. Such an unreliable excuse, especially when there are countless snacks and their wreckage on the table and their wreckage to prove the opposite, I am so lucky to get by.
Unfortunately, Ron had never heard of the phrase "Fortune is relied upon, blessing is lurking in disguise". If he knew what was going on, he would rather be mistaken for a gentleman (hentai) who was doing discordant and bad things in the girls' dormitory, and would never use the excuse of studying hard.
"Then I'm going to be impressed. You have a crane tail that sits in Hallie's room all day studying (not to mention the place)? Are you really Ron at the end of the crane, it can't be Percy who took the medicine and disguised it? β
"Don't look down on people, even if I have time to study hard! I'd like to take lessons with Harley. β
It turned out that he didn't believe that he was making fun of himself, but Ron was still hard-mouthed, at least he had to fill up with a dead duck.
Outcome...
"The auditor's agreement is complete."
A slightly mechanical voice suddenly appeared, announcing a result that had left Ron with the details.
"Shenma! I am currently a junior auditor in the Knight Course!! Do you have to take at least all the introductory literacy classes to finish (and don't expect to graduate)? β
"Yes. Come, distribute the teaching materials. β
Under Ron's wide-mouthed, demented-looking gaze, Xana calmly expanded Hallie's bedroom tenfold, and then a tome was projected into the bedroom, filling the space.
"I don't do it! Give me lift! This is completely impossible! It's hell!!!!!!! β
After learning that the books that almost popped up the bedroom were what he wanted to learn, Ron said he couldn't learn them.
"A lot?"
What made Ron even more unacceptable was that Harley, who had heard that Ron had signed up for study, actually said that it was normal.
Very normal! Very normal! This is important, so say it twice.
Actually, it's not normal, okay!
Ron feels that the world must be crazy, and he insists on learning more of the classes he likes like himself, and he doesn't like to pass the class long live a good friend, and even his head is broken after becoming a girl, so many books, and it is normal to say that it is normal?! It's not magical!
"Introductory cultural classes are all common sense, you just need to write them down. If it weren't for the fact that indexing wasn't very proficient and it took two days, it would have only taken me half a day to write down so much. β
Hallie gave Ron a hard blow, comparable to a comet hitting the Earth, don't be so good at being a bully.
"Hallie, having you index is to familiarize you with the use of databases. Under normal circumstances, you only need to import the image, and it will be done in one minute. β
Xana mends the knife, double heavy blow. Ron felt as if he had been smashed by the moon.
As for Hermione, having so many books to read was the most enjoyable thing in itself. Hermione says the books are enough for her to enjoy the end of the year (did anyone notice anything wrong?). It's good to get another batch during the summer vacation.
"Ahh I'm desperate for this world where all students are top students! β
Ron was going to collapse.
"Watch the Admissions Brochure (Ron just watched a clip of the admissions trailer) and agree to enroll, it's your choice, accept it, teenager."
"Nope! I'm dropping out! β
Bang! A thunderbolt that was neither scientific nor magical slashed out of the void and landed between Ron's legs, almost congratulating.
Ron looked at the charred ground and his legs trembled.
"The validity of the contract is the responsibility of the world itself, and this time it is only a warning. Reading more is good for you, and if you quit school with any more nonsense - stand up obediently and make sure that this hard-working buff doesn't kill you. β
Ron tears in his eyes, mourning for his future dark life, can I go to Mars?
Dragging Ron through the door, the auditorium had completely changed its appearance today, the dining table had been removed and replaced with a glittering stage.
"Why am I so bad?"
Ron was still muttering.
"Stop wailing, the teacher is out."
The students were looking forward to the instructor and discussed every possible candidate.
"Professor Flitwick was a martial arts champion when he was younger, maybe he was the host..."
"Maybe Dumbledore will end up himself, maybe we can learn advanced magical techniques..."
But how high the expectations are, how disappointed the reality is.
"Oh... No! β
It was Lockhart who took to the stage, accompanied by a greasy old bat, a combination that displeased everyone. The girls hated the old bat standing next to Lockhart, and the boys hated both of them, except for the Slydrin students.
Lockhart waved for the people to be quiet, and he shouted, "Gather, gather!" Will each of you be able to see me? Can you hear me? Great! β
"Now, Professor Dumbledore has given my go-ahead to open a dueling club to train you in case you need to defend yourself, as I have done countless times...... The details can be found in my book. β
"Let me introduce my assistant, Professor Snape." Lockhart smiled widely, "He told me he knows a lot about martial arts and promised to do a demo before the event started. If you see my potions teacher impaling you, don't worry. Rest assured, you're going to lose your Potions Teacher. β
"Wouldn't it be better for them to end up with each other?"
Hearing that Lockhart was going to duel Snape, Ron muttered to Harry. It's a pity that there is no need to think about such a universal celebration as the end of the world, but watching the idiot die to entertain the masses still plays a good comforting role for Ron.
May Professor Lockhart rest in peace.
Lockhart and Snape bowed to each other, holding their wands in front of them like swords. Everyone could see that Snape was unhappy with Lockhart's opening just now, and his face was so dark. Lockhart smiled back, and surrounded by the worried eyes of the girls, generously died (not foggy).
Sure enough, the red light flashed, and Lockhart flew out with a whirl, crashing into a wall and being buried in rubble.
Malfoy and the other Slydrin students cheered, the girls stomped their feet in a hurry, and a few of the closer ones hurried over to dig up Lockhart and retrieve the wand.
"Oh, you won!"
The dug up Lockhart was wobbly, his beautiful hat had fallen off, and his hair had become a hedgehog as if it had been electrified, and it was covered with dirt.
"This is Expelliarmus... As you can see, I lost my wand... Ah, thank you, Miss Brown. Lockhart took his wand, "Yes, it's a good idea to demonstrate, Professor Snape. But if you don't mind, I'd like to say I know what you want to do. It's easy for me to stop you. However, I think it's very instructive to let them see it......"
Snape's face was even uglier. I really don't know what to say about Lockhart, life is not endless. Even Xana and Harley have to admire this one's ability to die.
After the demonstration, the teachers divided the students into pairs and practiced with each other with the newly learned spells to try to disarm each other's wands. Snape threw people around, and even Ron and Hermione found a match, but they walked over as if they didn't see Xana and Hallie.
Place play?
Even Hermione stuffed a Slydling girl who didn't look good, why didn't she pretend not to see us. Snape, isn't your favorite thing to bully us?
At the end of last semester, because I refused to give you blood, I stopped potions tutoring this semester, and now I don't even do my favorite bully Harley, I really don't understand what's going on in the old bat's head (Snape bullied the young Lily's version of Hallie?). How can you get your hands on it).
"Who's in a group with me?"
Since there is no one, find it yourself. Before the words fell, a large space was instantly vacated next to Xana, who was sharpening her knives, and no one wanted to be ravaged by Gryffindor or even the first violent woman of Hogwarts. Malfoy, who had suffered so much, was so frightened that he hid behind Crabbe.
"Sister Xana, let's go together..."
So the two sisters threw magic back and forth.
Of course, this game is limited to between them, if any outsider looks at the magic light ball back and forth as if it is harmless and touches it, most of them will have to go to the medical room for half a month.
Given Snape's grouping (specifically grouping their opponents together), Gryffindor and Slydrin soon began to take revenge on each other, with all sorts of mischief spells flying around in addition to the newly learned disarming charms.
"Only expelliarmus! Stop it! β
Lockhart was yelling, but no one listened to him, and in the end, Snape's cold aura was strong enough to calm the chaos.
After the chaos was quelled, Lockhart began to ask students to perform on stage again.
At Snape's suggestion, Malfoy made his debut. And his opponent is a certain unfortunate Gryffindor boy, who was also taught by Lockhart to be very unreliable tricks. Soon, Malfoy gained the upper hand and knocked his opponent back, leaving the Gryffindors angry. But instead of focusing on the duel because Slydrlin had the upper hand, Xana focused entirely on Hermione and her opponent.
In the midst of the confusion just now, Xana noticed a strange wave of magicβthe fluctuation of the unfolding of the magic barrier. Hermione and her opponent suddenly vanished, and when the chaos was over, quietly returned in the corner. Judging from the slightly embarrassed look of the two, the battle in the enchantment is estimated to be very intense.
The magic enchantment Shana is no stranger, not to mention that many ACGs have this kind of setting that is transferred to the exclusive battle space in order to avoid being affected by daily life, and she can use the isolation enchantment of the Sealing and Space-Time Administration alone. However, what Hermione and the one across from her were called Millicent, but they were marked in the data as requiring a high level of vigilance and strict inspection of the user's special type.
Because the focus was not on the duel, when Malfoy used a special summoning spell and the situation was getting worse and worse by Lockhart, Xana noticed that something black and thick had fallen in front of her, and straightened up and made a clattering sound.
Black Mamba? No, the black of the black mamba refers to the jet-black mouth rather than the body, in fact, the black mamba is gray or brown scales.
The people on the side were frightened, and Xana was still thinking about what kind of breed was in front of her, and if you scan the image matching database directly, you could know the answer, but wouldn't it be fun. Anyway, a little snake, and it's not JΓΆrmungad, if he dares to make any attack, he will be made into snake soup in an instant.
"Leave her!"
Is this Hallie's voice? Xana thinks Hallie's accent is weird and unpleasant, just like the Parisian upper-class people feel when they hear a hillbilly (just to describe the feeling, Xana is not geographically discriminatory). Where did you learn the dialect?
It's just a strange dialect for Shana, but it's another effect for the black snake that is about to attack people, and when she hears Harry's words, she directly shrinks into a ball, and almost ties a knot to show that she is harmless.
There was silence all around. Snape was also wrong, his face was white, why was that?
"Come here..."
Ron pulled Harley and walked out, and Xana noticed that everyone looked strange, and when she walked over, she stared at Harley and stepped back, as if Harley was the source of radioactive contamination, until she returned to the dormitory.
"You're a parseltongue! Why didn't you tell us? β
Ron came up with a strange term.
"What's wrong with me?"
Hallie had no idea what was going on.
"You're a parseltongue!" Ron said, "You can talk to snakes!" β
"Oh, this one." Hallie clearly didn't take it seriously, "I said, this is only the second time I've done this. Once at the zoo I accidentally stopped a large python wrapped around my cousin, and it's a long story... It told me it had never been to Brazil, and I set it free. That was before I knew I was a wizard. β
"A big python told you it never made it to Brazil?"
"I bet a lot of people here can do it."
"No, they can't."
But Ron rejects Harry's claim, this kind of thing can only be done by Parseltongue, and Parseltongue is not an ordinary person.
"Salazar Slytherin was best known for talking to snakes. That's why the symbol of Slydrin House is the Reckless Snake. β
Hermione's words left Hallie dumbfounded.
"In fact, now the whole school will think that you are Salazar's great-great-great-grandson or something......"
"But I'm not, and... By the way, Sister Xana, did you hear what I was talking about? β
Harley suddenly thought of a crucial question and turned her eyes to Xana, expecting her verdict. If Xana is also a parseltongue, then the two must be related, if Xana didn't understand her words just now, I'm afraid the relationship between the two...
"It's a strange pronunciation, but I do hear what you're saying." Xana's words made Harley sad and joyful, "'Leave her', you let that snake leave me." β
"Then ......"
While this means that you may have a Slydrin ancestor, Xana, you finally have to admit that we are sisters.
"I said Harley, where did you find the Dragonbreaker translation plugin!"
Shana's words stiffened Harry's tearful expression, even with Ron and Hermione. Plugins?
"The unauthenticated plug-ins in the infinite library can't be installed casually (refer to downloading the app from an unknown software store),A lot of them are defective products practiced by Sister Misaka.,Just for reference.γ You'd better check your database to see if you have any unreliable low-level wurm or lizardfolk language translation plugins installed. It's really good to be able to say dragon language so ugly. β
"I... I ......"
"Hurry up and replace it for me! As a demon dragon king, his own students have a third-rate lame dragon language, and they will be laughed at when they go out..."
Why is this happening? Everybody can't think.
"Harley, check yourself first. Hermione, now I have something to confirm with you. β
At most, Hallie is a third-rate app, and the next interrogation is more important. The enchantment instantly enveloped the entire dormitory, completely cutting off time and space.
"Where's Kewpie?"