Chapter 161: Sister Ma Mei is good
"Alright, alright! Don't grow mushrooms in the corner. "The unfortunate girl who finally found out that she had become a girl is Ma, and now she should probably be called the unfortunate girl who is Mazi Shangjo, who draws circles in the corner of the wall in frustration, and the ominous resentment and black air that exudes make us retreat.
"It's gone... It's gone... The child is not filial, and the Shangjo family is gone..."After a long time, Shangjo is still there with broken thoughts.
How long will this guy grow mushrooms like this, but there are a lot of things going on today.
"Stop!" I really can't stand it, and in the past, a popper beat this guy to the ground.
"It's better to think about what to do in the future if you are depressed, in fact, it's still very good to be a girl. First of all, don't worry about Intix biting you. Secondly, you won't be beaten up because of the unexpected girl's benefits. Again, Misaka may consider reducing the cost of your Ink Potion Potion. ”
"The cost of the potion?" Hearing this, Kamijo came back to his senses when Asako. By the way, how much does this medicine cost? My economic crisis has not yet passed, and I don't have enough money.
"The cost of this potion is about 2 billion, and now that you are a girl, you need a lot of extra money. Misaka has asked the courier to bring you a set of clothes from the women's clothing store, and the decoration in the house needs to be changed another day. If you don't continue to make trouble, Misaka can consider reimbursing these expenses as research costs. After all, Misaka is somewhat responsible for forgetting the potion here, although you took the initiative to drink it to death. ”
"2 billion!" Kamijo exclaimed, but what she didn't expect was still to come.
"Yes, you should be glad that the cost has been significantly reduced after several trial productions. Not counting the pre-research cost, the potion itself only needs 2 billion US dollars to be made, and you must know that the first laboratory synthesis of Lu Dao cost 10 billion US dollars for light materials, and now this price is already very low. If you accept the reality, Misaka will help you waive this fee and help you reintegrate into society. If you continue to be uncooperative like this, then please compensate Misaka for the potion. Of course, the price Misaka said was calculated according to the actual market price, and he didn't tell her that it didn't cost a penny to study the projection in the main god's room.
"Ahh
Kamijo never dreamed that the bottle of potion he drank would be so expensive! 2 billion US dollars, equivalent to more than 200 billion yen, and for the unfortunate Shangjo, the cost of more than 1,000 yuan belongs to the special attack, which is 200 million times that of his own special attack, can I be glad that it is not the initial sample? What a five-fold increase in debt?
When Asako was completely gray, even Misaka and Intex helped her change into a sailor suit (Aresta sent someone to deliver it as a courier) and was fiddling with us like a wooden man.
“OK。 I've changed it, let's take a picture. Asako, who had changed her clothes, was pulled by Misaka to the mirror in the bathroom.
"This is..."
Inside the mirror is a tall high school girl, wearing a cute sailor suit, with a short skirt and stockings underneath, revealing the absolute realm of reverie, and the other party kindly helped him pick out a pair of safety pants that Bilibili often wears, so that he would not feel cold underneath. The original hedgehog head has also been turned into long and supple hair, which is tied back into a ponytail.
It looks a little goofy, but it makes people feel more cute, and the cute and natural label is perfect for that. The only drawback is that the European pie seems to be a little small, but the poor milk or something is also cute, after all, it is a rare resource. Now no one can connect this cute girl with the ominous boy with a sad face before, it's completely a creature of two dimensions.
"Kawaii." For a while, Shangjo forgot about the misfortune of being a mother, and she was cute by her own appearance.
Kamijo looked in front of the mirror for an unknown amount of time, until she suddenly screamed.
"Wow! Worst! I'm going to make up for it! "Naturally, I suddenly remembered that I had forgotten something.,At this time, most of the little Meng teachers have begun to take names.,If you're late, you'll definitely be lectured until dark.。
"I've got to get over right now, key... My key...", the upper bar was circling there.
Is it because the blow is too big and it becomes a natural stay? How can you go to make up classes like this! I was looking for the key, and the door to the dormitory was broken by Misaka.
"I'm going to make up for it! Think about it, how do you say it? It's a big trouble to say that you're just a hemp on the top. If everyone believes, you are a pervert, and if you don't believe it, you are a psychotic lunatic. ”
"What then?"
"Well, so... Misaka will take you to the hospital for a physical examination first, after all, this medicine is only a trial product, so it is more reassuring to check it out. Then Misaka and Teacher Xiaomeng will talk to each other and help you modify your student file and handle a new identity, and you will be a transfer student next semester. By the way, there's one more question. ”
"What's the problem?"
"Your name. If you become a girl, you can't call it a hemp anymore, can't you call it a pockmark! ”
"I... I..."I don't know what to say, I can't even keep my name, I'm really unlucky.
"Misaka can help you think of one, what's it called?" Misaka walked around the house with his chin propped up, making sure to come up with a suitable name. But it's a hassle to think about a name or something.,It's better to take it out of everyone's words and combine it.,Maybe there's a good one.。
"There it is!" Suddenly thinking of a good name, Misaka turned around and clapped his hands and said, "It's called Kamijo Mamei!" Sister Mamei is good. (laughs)
"Uejo... Asami? Why do I feel that when I hear you say that Asami always has a feeling that her neck is not stable? Kamijo obviously felt that the name had some unpleasant meaning, but he couldn't say it.
"Neck or something... This must be your delusion! Fall... The head is not the point... You just need to know that this is the name of a cute king, and you can use it to earn it, don't be satisfied. "Misaka arbitrarily decided on a new name for Uejo.,If she doesn't want it.,Then take Uejo's ID as a debt pervert.。
"Asami is Asami, please help me." Under strong financial pressure, Asami Kamijo decisively abandoned everything about discipline. From now on, there is one less unfortunate man named Kamijo Dangma in this world, and one more cute girl named Kamijo Asami, although it is still very unfortunate.
The only difference is that the unfortunate girl is sympathetic, while the unfortunate sister is "why don't you die!" "All I can think of is the howl of the FFF group.
"Intix, you can join us too, it's safer." Kamijo is going to the hospital with Misaka, and she wants to take the Intik ribbon on it.
“…… No, I'm leaving. "Intex didn't want to trouble us and insisted on leaving alone.
"Huh? Don't overthink it! Intix turned around and said, "I didn't leave because I was angry, and now it's like this... It's just that if I stay with you all the time, those people might come after me. ”
Asami Kamijo didn't know what to say, although she said she wanted to be together, but she couldn't take care of it herself.
Intex slowly walked to the entrance and slipped out of the IS. Kamijo rushed over in a hurry to keep him, but he hit his head on the IS and fell backwards and broke his foot.
"Ah...... Hmm! Whew! "After Kamijo became a girl, even the sound of screaming became good. Unfortunately, I couldn't avoid the misfortune, because I jumped around with my foot and the phone slipped out of my pocket. When I found out, it was too late, the phone fell on the hard floor, and the LCD screen made a cracking sound.
"Woo...... Woowoowoowoooo......oo I'm really unlucky...... "I barely accompanied my mobile phone for a month, and I was reimbursed like this."
"Please also mourn, from the current observation records, it can be confirmed that your Fantasy Killer has undergone some kind of evolution after absorbing the power of the Misaka Lucky Cat, and the previous lucky state can be considered to be caused only by your Fantasy Killer being in the adjustment period. The exact cause is unknown, and further research is needed, but if possible, Misaka would like you to provide a tissue section to support the study. ”
"Please, please don't slice it. And slice the cute girl, this kind of curious thing is still not needed. ”
Sister Mamei Kamijo, did she identify with her identity as a girl so quickly? In front of the slice, where is the dignity of your original man?
"That's not right! I'm not going to talk about that right now! Intix, you ...... Is there a place to go after leaving here? I don't know the ins and outs, but those magicians are probably still hanging around, right? If it's dangerous to go out with us, then it's better to hide in my house, and it's safe anyway. Kamijo diverted the conversation away from the slice, and she still wanted Intix to stay.
It's worthy of a lifetime of bad fate, even if you become a girl, you plan to be with Intix Lily.
"If I stay here, I'll bring the 'enemy' here."
"How can you be so sure? As long as you don't do something attention-grabbing and hide in your room, you shouldn't be discovered, right? ”
"It's not that simple..."
Intix begins to explain that her outfit is a magical psychic costume known as the "Mobile Church", and although it has the protection of a nuclear bomb shelter, it is also a large light bulb. Whether it's wearing this vestment, or whether it's destroyed now, it will be chased by the magician.
Asami Kamijo tried to keep it, but Intex said, "...... You mean that you are willing to stay with me even if I go to hell? ", so that the article is speechless.
Now Kamijo can't easily say that he wants to pull Intix out of hell, and if he does, Misaka may despise him instead. Because this kind of thing is not said casually, you look at the guys who shout "loyalty" every day in the TV series, if something happens, they are the fastest guys to change the rudder.
At that moment, a nearby cleaning robot approached, bypassed Intix, and continued to drive forward.
"Ahhh
Intex fell backwards in fright, and shook like her feet were cramping. With a thud, the back of his head slammed against the wall.
“────! Something strange popped up out of nowhere......!? Intix screamed with tears in her eyes, forgetting to even touch the back of her head with her hand.
"You're the weirdest thing! That's a cleaning robot! ”
“…… So that's the case, Japan is not a big country in science and technology, and it has entered the era of mechanization even in the magic capital. ”
Alas, Misaka and Uejo sighed at the same time, Intix had no common sense about technology at all.
"It's all said, it's a cleaning robot."
The size and shape of the cleaning robot resembles a large iron bucket with small rollers at the bottom. Like a large cleaning machine, it cleans the floor with the rotation of a round cloth at the bottom. In order to avoid pedestrians and obstacles, there is a camera on it, and girls in miniskirts hate this thing to death (the current Shangjo also hates this thing, and it can't adapt to the skirt at all, and there is such a camera on the side, which is completely shameful to play, even if you wear safety pants).
Intex nodded with a "oh", not knowing if she understood. She reached out and touched the back of her head, which had just hit the wall, and suddenly screamed.
“…… Hey? Yes...... Hey? I...... My hat is gone! ”
"Are you just finding out now? It just fell off! ”
Asami Kamijo means "I fell on the bed while changing clothes", and when she came out of the bathroom, she saw the corner of the hat popping out of the blanket. Intix, however, seems to hear that "you fell off when you were scared of the sweeper robot", so she searched around the hallway floor, but she didn't see the hat, and a lot of question marks popped up on her head.
"Ahh That's right! It must be the electric magician! Hurry up and give me back the hat! ”
Thinking completely in the wrong direction, Intix rushes towards the sweeping robot that is about to disappear around the corner of the hallway.
“…… Belch...... What the hell is going on now? ”
The two of us were eye to eye, and Intex was gone, which was really an emotionless way of parting. Misaka also had to wish Intix good luck, after all, the original book is the last and fine, even if there is an accident, the extra protection should also help her drag until she is rescued, Xana-chan will monitor the whole process, if the danger is too much, Jasmine and Sakura will rescue as soon as possible.
Yuki injected the main god with the first release of some simple but rewarding tasks to paralyze Misaka, and then pit Misaka, and will not take the initiative to increase the difficulty of rescuing Intix at the moment.
"Okay, Asami Kamijo, Misaka will take you to check first." It's not early, Misaka has to hurry up and meet up with his sister.
"But... My door ...... "It's necessary to go to the hospital, and I want to find the frog doctor who often helps me see patients to see if I can change back, but what if the door is broken?" If you leave it like this, you will probably be looted by the bad people who pass by when you come back, to the extent that you are unlucky.
"Misaka come to clean up the aftermath, you stay away..."Walking to the door of the room, Misaka put away the IS and began to chant the incantation.
"Please call back the time that has passed, come back now. Please present yourself with dignity and purity. The light flashed, and the house actually returned to the state it was in when Kamijo first woke up this morning.
"It's... This is also the ability of the beckoning cat? "Looking at the house that has become a little damaged, Shangjo touches it everywhere over and over again, this ability is really too perverted, and it's not an illusion, it's really changed back, and his fantasy killer puppet can't erase this result.
"Don't touch it, now the state of this house has been reset to the way you got up in the morning, and you can't erase this result by putting your sister's hand on it, unless it's interfered with Misaka's activation process just now." Although this spell is quite demanding, it is really good to scare people, no wonder Lei Zang likes to use it.
That's right, this is the magic that Raizo used to restore the room that had been damaged by the vibrating bomb when he first appeared in front of Misaka. Later, Misaka found a housework spellbook that recorded this spell in the library of Raizou's inheritance (isn't it strange) and learned it.
In fact, this magic is far less powerful than it appears, and can only rewind a room to a few hours ago. Maybe the master who invented this magic was originally only used to reset the room, so although the mystery is very high, and it is even close to the five major magics, but the essence is also a housekeeping magic, and the effect is very rigid, and after studying it, Misaka found that it can also be used to tidy up the room and occasionally scare people.
Really, the magicians who show off their teasing are always researching a lot of things that look powerful, but are actually completely useless. The meteor that destroys the city can only make a wish to the little girl; The mirror of shadows is made by receiving; The goblins' fighting machines are also a cheat; This can also be lazy and bluffing.
"Let's go." Misaka will be dragged away by Kamijo, who is still in a daze, who is still bluffed.