Chapter 457: Humor Burst (1st Update)
Natalie Portman and Anne Hathaway, who were watching in front of the TV together, watched TV together again, and the former saw that Chen Tiandu had not yet appeared, and the scene was hilarious, and couldn't help pouting, "When did this guy become so famous." β
Anne Hathaway had a desperate expression on her face, "Nat, I said that you guys just went to bed once, is it really necessary to die or live like this." If you miss him, just ask him out. Anyway, Kate is pregnant, and he must be suffocating. β
βhatοΌ Annie, that's your advice, it's not reliable at all. Natalie fought with a blank face, "Do I look like a ** person?" Anne surrendered and hurried to watch TV. Natalie's mouth was strong in refusal, but in her heart she was weirdly reminded of the possibility of this matter. Although Chen Tiandu never took the initiative to find him after that time, they were still good friends. She knew that such immorality and years of education and religious concepts could not allow her to take such a step, but the weeds in her heart began to flourish. They are not married, this is Hollywood, and all kinds of temptations cannot be stopped.
At the scene, Chen Tiandu held an envelope in his hand and walked out slowly. Walk calmly, smiling, full of aura.
While listening to the deafening cheers, he responded to the enthusiastic audience with a smile.
At this moment, it is really shining, and when he stands on the stage, he will become the focus without exception.
At this moment, Hong Kong TVB, which broadcast the Golden Globe Awards, was also very surprised by this prosperous scene. A Chinese can be mixed like this in Hollywood, it is really possessed by the god of movies. This kind of situation should not be born in a yellow-skinned body at all, the Li case failed to materialize, let alone Chenlong, but Chen Tiandu easily achieved this grand occasion.
"Chen Tiandu!"
The audience in front of the TV was equally excited, and the much-anticipated moment of the awards. Not for the winners, but for the award presenters!
"Ahhh
Fans in front of the TV. Both agitated and rational types are infected by this atmosphere. Those who are even more excited, even have hairs standing on their feet. Screaming and shouting, it's so cool!
The number of viewers on Channel B soared instantly, with 240,000, 250,000, 260,000, and 270,000......
Chen Tiandu finally walked to the microphone and pressed his hand, and the warm welcome in the banquet hall gradually stopped, and everyone who stood up smiled and sat down again. This is the charm of the character, there was one when he was in "The Matrix", but at that time he was just starting out and couldn't withstand such a power. Now with the power of "Pirates of the Caribbean" as the global box office champion again. is already one of the most popular in the audience.
How many people have become fans of Jack Sparrow is impossible to count.
On the stage, being watched by the eyes of hundreds of people in the audience, Chen Tiandu, who had been on the battlefield for a long time, was not nervous, but had a wonderful feeling of controlling the emotions of the audience, he looked at everyone in the audience, and said seriously to the microphone: "Hello everyone, I admit that I am a sparrow." β
"Hahaha!" , "Wowhaha"
Burst into laughter, the pirate fans leaned back and fell in laughter, and Scarlett almost squirted out a gulp of wine as she drank it. I also choked very uncomfortably, what to do, (Sparrow) just means sparrow, short person. He laughs at himself for his role. All of a sudden, the guests laughed. Anyone who had a crush on the captain was amused.
"In fact, I'm still a 'Sparrow......' with a pocket full of gold," Chen Tiandu continued, laughing, as his net worth is now the focus of global attention, "Both the Oscars and the Golden Globes claim to be the best hunting agency...... The guests laughed softly, mocking the Golden Globes and Oscars this year.
ββ¦β¦ The Oscar is the boss who definitely gives the younger brother a little color to see, and the Golden Globes are not convinced, and they decide to show their fists with this bastard. You know, American law prohibits brawls, and this matter is endless. It even alarmed Mr. President. Mr. President, who was struggling with more and more soldiers' pensions, had heard that there was a 'sparrow' in the Caribbean Sea that was covered in gold and was worth $20 billion. Yu decided to have the two trapping agencies try against each other and asked them to catch the sparrow. β
Chen Tiandu told the story quickly by himself. The audience never stopped, laughing non-stop.
In the United States, the most common thing is to ridicule politics. Since the beginning of the war, the US military has been completely entrenched in the quagmire, and more than 1,000 deaths have led to a large march across the United States. This matter is also known throughout the United States, and it is indispensable for people to ridicule it.
Chen Tiandu's scar at the Golden Globe Awards this time immediately drew warm applause from peace-loving people.
And he blacked himself again, this sparrow is worth 20 billion US dollars, and it caused everyone in the audience to whistle. Whether this is his response to media rumors or the first time he admits that he has $20 billion, it's something to be proud of. The guests applauded generously.
"The Golden Globes acted first, they posted a large number of target suspects and questioned everyone, during which the sparrow was not caught, but instead captured a 'fairy queen' who was mixed in the world as a reporter......"
"Poof" coldly burned the war to the crew of "Narcotics News" and "The Lord of the Rings 3", and suddenly made the nominated Cate Blanchett the focus. The camera hits her, and this elegant and beautiful woman is smiling and leaning back and forth. ββ¦β¦ A bucktoothed female demon stumbles on the side car. It was Charlize Theron's turn, who was also one of the nominees, and the audience applauded.
"Oh my god, there's a murderer, a woman." Chen Tiandu's tone was stern, and his expression was full of righteous indignation, "It's unimaginable, she brandished a katana to kill from Los Angeles to Tokyo, and swung it down with a knife on her neck, and blood sprayed onto the roof. β
"Hahahaha..."
The guests in the audience couldn't help but laugh, and the crew of Uma Thurman and Quentin Tarantino laughed, which was talking about the nominee's Uma Thurman.
"At the end, I brought back two girls who had lost their footing, one was lost in Tokyo, and the other was still *." Chen Tiandu continued to joke, and Scarlett Johansson laughed. The live camera cleverly gave these nominated women, and they all smiled beautifully. Only Nicole Kidman had some resentment, and everyone mentioned it, why didn't she mention her. It's not that Chen Tian didn't mention it, it's just that he hadn't watched "Cold Mountain" at all, and he didn't know what to talk about.
ββ¦β¦ After several months of investigation, they did not find a sparrow with gold all over its body, and finally concluded that the sparrow species did not exist. Then there was Oscar, who sent his men to surround the Caribbean and ordered the sparrows to come out and surrender the gold, but when the sparrows refused to come out, they set fire to the sea, displacing a burrowing dwarf from New Zealand, and refused to apologize, saying that it was all the sparrow's fault. β
"Hahaha!" "Oh haha"
Everyone immediately burst into laughter, and the "laughing nerves" were completely involuntarily amused, and none of the crew who were in the limelight tonight had run, especially "The Lord of the Rings 3". The camera focuses on Peter Jackson, who keeps tapping his arms against the back of his chair, leaning back and forth in laughter, and exclaiming, "I'm the caveman dwarf." β
The audience in front of the TV was also stunned by Chen Tiandu's sudden humorous explosion, and they couldn't stop laughing. The captain's fans, in particular, almost burst into tears of laughter.
"Sparrow, Sparrow, haha, that's funny."
The Nielsen watchdog has been dumbfounded, and tonight's top ratings have appeared, which has jumped to 280,000.
Seeing that everyone stopped laughing slowly, Chen Tiandu raised his palm with a smile and continued to laugh: "Finally, the British Oscar troops entered the Caribbean desert island that looked like it was destroyed by a dragon, and after a few minutes, they dragged a beaten half-dead oriole out, and the oriole shouted in his mouth: 'OK, OK. I admit that I am a sparrow......
"Hahaha!"
The audience once again burst into laughter, many people had to lean on the back of their chairs, and on the big screen at the scene, Scarlett, Charlize and others were laughing and trembling.
The backstage organizer had just received a call from Nielsen, and they all jumped up with excitement, and they almost held Chen Tiandu's face and kissed him passionately. Natalie and Anne in front of the TV also had their own thoughts, but at this moment, they were undoubtedly attracted by Chen Tiandu.
"Here is the list of nominees for Best Actress in a Feature Film, they are ......"
"Cate Blanchett, "Narcot News", Nicole Kidman, "Cold Mountain", Scarlett Johansson, "The Girl with a Pearl Earring", Charliz Theron, "The Witch", Uma Thurman, "Kill Bill", Ewen Rachel Wood, "Thirteen."
The audience and guests gave thunderous applause to Chen Tiandu's introduction, and the five nominees entered the camera one after another.
"The winner of the Golden Globe Award is the ......" banquet hall small stage, under the gaze of nearly 300 guests who just burst into laughter, Chen Tiandu opened the golden envelope, looked at the result text written on it, and let out a strange cry of "Ah" in his mouth, he looked up and smiled: "Charlize Theron "The Female Devil"! β
Before the words fell, the banquet hall with a high atmosphere was already full of joy, and the applause and cheers instantly drowned out the surprised Charlize. The other losers on the other side also managed their expressions. Pick one of the six, and they fail.
Charlize Theron stood up excitedly, she had made an out-of-the-ordinary move before, confessing Chen Tiandu in public, and now it was Chen Tiandu who awarded her the Best Actress Award. That alone is enough to get the news media excited.
How should Charlize react? (To be continued)