Chapter 473: Time is a Mystery
"One day in the mountains, a thousand years in the world!"
Following Leng Qingqing's words, Liu Yun found Han Feng.
This guy was leaning on Zhao Feifei's shoulder, enjoying Tang Yue'er's massage, with a cup of mellow "Qingxue Brew" in his hand, and his eyes radiated a green light.
If it weren't for seeing Han Feng's eyes, Liu Yun couldn't even help but praise "Immortal Couple", now......
"You're just drunk, you take a nap, and it's been three days. However, three days on the spiritual mountain, if in the mortal world, it is eight years! Brother Liu, Chief Liu! Hehe, the session that belongs to you has passed! ”
Looking at Han Feng's wolf-like eyes, listening to this heartless ridicule, Liu Yun suddenly felt very unwilling.
Eight years of sleep? Knowing this, where would he dare to rush into the group of Tianmen disciples recklessly with his own body!
Eight years! What about my ambitions? What about my history? What about my family and friends? How are they doing now? Have you ever cried because of my sudden disappearance?
Liu Yun suddenly felt that his heart was like numbness, and he really felt like a different world, and he blurted out in a hurry:
"Eight years? How am I doing in China? ”
Han Feng saw that the first thing he did when he woke up, he only inquired about state affairs, and couldn't help nodding secretly, but said with a smile in his mouth:
"Huaxia has unified the world and is currently occupying the solar system, probably you can become the king of the universe after a little more sleep!" "Now that the situation has been decided, why doesn't Brother Liu let go of the dust in his heart and seek the secret of heaven?" If you cultivate the Fa, the matter of ascending is just around the corner! ”
Liu Yun saw that he was full of nonsense, and in the end he actually wanted to practice in seclusion by himself, so he didn't believe the so-called "eight years have passed". But judging by the time displayed on the watch, it is true that three days have passed.
"We are laymen, and we can't cultivate. If you can see the top of the world in China in your lifetime, you will have no regrets in your life! It doesn't matter if you live for a long time. ”
Liu Yun replied in a deep voice, and asked hurriedly:
"Where is the old man at this time? Three days have passed, and I don't know how many things have been delayed! Alas, drinking is wrong! ”
Seeing that he was obsessed with state affairs, he didn't even care about the way of immortality, and he couldn't help but secretly admire him. took a sip of wine, then smiled:
"The old man drank very well and persevered until the end...... But now he's playing chess with his old comrades over there! ”
Following Han Feng's gaze, Liu Yun quickly found the old man.
The queen mother's treasure was on the warm jade couch, her face was happy, and her snoring was like thunder.
Full of sleeping fairy looks!
"Since the old man is fine, the old brother can leave with peace of mind. Han Feng, your wedding banquet has delayed me for three days! Can you send me back to the capital immediately and do my best to deal with political affairs? ”
The boss of a country suddenly disappeared for three days! Even if there is a president/manager who can cover it up with various excuses, how long can it be delayed?
Liu Yun didn't want to throw the Chinese political scene into chaos because of a drink, which would give some ill-intentioned people an opportunity to take advantage of, so he was in a hurry to go.
Han Feng saw that he was worried about the country and was diligent and honest, so he didn't want to tease him anymore, "hehe" laughed dryly, tilted his head and leaned on Zhao Feifei's chest to pretend to be dead, and never replied to Liu Yun.
Seeing that her husband was so cheating on her, Tang Yue'er found it quite interesting, so she stopped massaging her, got up and came to Liu Yun, stretched out her hand to take out a peach, and laughed softly:
"Brother Liu is not in a hurry, eat a peach first to sober up. None of what Han Feng said is true, you can rest assured! However, although you slept for three days and three nights, on this spiritual mountain, there is a difference in time, and if you calculate it according to the real time of the world, it is only a little more than an hour...... Eat slowly and don't choke! ”
I'm going to go! Liu Yun, who was gnawing on the "sobering peach", was in a mess in his heart, and he was really choked. Fortunately, that peach is worthy of being a treasure of the fairy family, even if it has turned into a cool liquid, it did not let the No. 1 boss in China be choked to death on the top of Ling Mountain!
There were so many miracles in Han Feng that Liu Yun thought he was numb - even if that kid really said that stone was a flower and a sow was an elephant, Liu Yun would be convinced. But what did you just hear? Change the time!
If time can really be reversed, why not go back to before the cliff mountain of the Southern Song Dynasty? Save the Chinese bloodline from hanging upside down?
"Don't think too much!" Han Feng's lazy voice came at the right time, unceremoniously interrupting YY in someone's head.
"I just turned the date on your watch forward for three days while you were asleep...... It's really fun! ”
"You!" Liu Yun's iron-blooded fantasy of saving Huaxia at the end of the Song Dynasty was suddenly wiped out, but in the face of such a prank, he could only shake his head and smile bitterly:
It's not that the enemy is too cunning, only blame yourself for being too honest!
"Forget it!" is worthy of being the boss of Huaxia, and he walked out of the depression in an instant, and waved his hand violently, as if to dispel all the unhappiness:
"You send me and the old man back to the capital immediately! You've had such a ...... drink."
"'too' what?!"
Zhao Feifei didn't do it at that time - I didn't give you a cent of gift money, and I ate and drank for nothing, is it our fault?
Rouge Tiger pushed Han Feng away, got up suddenly, walked to Liu Yun, stretched out a green onion and white jade finger, gently poked the shoulder of the "white eater", and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth:
"Still want to drink?"
Liu Yun was taken aback.
Looking at the whole of China, if you dare to say cruel things to yourself lawlessly poking your chest, it is estimated that there is only this Zhao Feifei, who loves money as much as his life!
But it seems, it seems, it seems...... I really can't afford to mess with this money fan......
"Where do you want to go, Feifei brothers and sisters!" Liu Yun smiled and quickly cleared his way - have you ever seen the expressions of the zoo staff when they feed the tigers? That's it!
"This meal is so ...... It's fun! ”
"Lingshan moonlit night, mentor and friend, wine fairy peach...... Ah, what a dream! ”
Liu Yun exerted his poetic-like whimsical flickering skills, and directly regarded the fierce and vicious Zhao Feifei in front of him as an opponent in the international political arena - whatever you say, those who believe are fools!
After all, the little girl is too tender, how can she be the opponent of this old fox. As soon as I saw his continuous chant, my heart suddenly softened, but I lost a hygienic eye of "count you as acquaintances", and turned around and left happily.
Liu Yun finally took a long breath in his heart, and was about to open his mouth again to ask Han Feng to send him back, when he heard a long groan from the Queen Mother Bao Yuan not far away.
"Who will realize the big dream? I know it all my life! ”
It turned out that the old man woke up, maybe he thought of something, maybe he dreamed of something, and casually it was a signature poem of Zhuge Liang back then. After that, he stretched out his arms and legs, yawned, and slowly sat up from the nephrite couch.
Zhao Feifei saw that he was awake, and immediately rushed over, and enthusiastically helped the old man down the clouds.
"Old man, you can take ......it easy" The first sentence of "Old man, you can take it easy" is still respectful and loving the elderly, and then it becomes tasteless:
"There aren't many funny and interesting old men like you now......"
As soon as these words came out, the old man was about to burst out of his mouth with words of praise, so he had to swallow it back, and at the same time he was choked with a big white eye!
"Wine is good wine, and a feast is a good feast." The old man slowly paced in front of Han Feng, and said with a smile:
"The little friends treat each other warmly, and the old man has nothing to repay, so he can only wish the virtuous couple all their wishes come true and give birth to a noble son early!"
Zhao Feifei was behind him, and when he heard this, he glared at him fiercely - such a fluttering sentence deceived my family's peach and wine?
Have the ability to talk about things that are more affordable!
"The old man has nothing to grow, so he can only make a promise. But as long as the little friends ask for each other, regardless of morality or not, the old man will never shirk in his lifetime! ”
It's a white food eater again! Zhao Feifei is not even interested in staring now, his hands are rings on his chest, and he raises his eyes to look at the cold moon in the sky, so that these people do not exist.
Anyway, it's not the first time I've been rubbed by these two guys...... Habit is just - good?
Han Feng was extremely moved by the old man's promise, and thought that he had searched for the "Book of Life and Death" at the beginning, but he didn't find his name, so he had a plan at the moment, and laughed:
"Since the old man has given it, how dare the boy refuse? It's just that Han Fengshang needs to stay here for a few days, so he has to send the two of them back first? ”
The old man smiled and nodded, but Liu Yun hurriedly said:
"When I go to the capital in the future, I can come to my brother for a drink at any time!"
The crazy brother glanced at him and said:
"Are you free? Even if you are free, isn't it rubbing our wine? ”
Liu Yun retreated, laughed and said no more.
Han Feng didn't care much about himself, greeted the two girls, and then took the old man and Liu Yun to get up, and instantly came to the small courtyard where the old man lived alone.
"Something called me." Han Feng took out two communicators, the size of mung beans, and carefully handed them over to the two of them:
"You can reach me wherever you are."
According to Liu Yun's understanding, Han Feng can find Han Feng anywhere on the earth through the little mung bean-like thing. But he would never have thought that the "where" that Han said was for the entire universe!
As soon as he said that, the crazy brother wanted to return to Lingshan, but he suddenly felt something, so he smiled at Liu Yun again:
"Before the National Day, at the end of this month, let Li Jiefang come to Xinyu Province alone to meet me!"
When the last word was still ringing in his ears, there were only Liu Yun and two people left in the room.
The old man stood for a long time before he sighed:
"True gods too! Huaxia has this help, why worry about the great cause! Xiaoyun, everything from now on is up to you. When people get old, they will inevitably be a little unable to let go of their hands and feet......"
Liu Yun looked at the old man in a daze, with joy and worry in his heart. I felt that the heavy responsibility on my shoulders was deep, and I felt that the future was tortuous and bright, and for a while, I was speechless. After being silent for a long time, he lifted his spirits, raised his eyebrows and smiled:
"Han Feng Tianmen, Huaxia Tianfeng, the situation is so good, why should I be afraid of China?"
The two looked at each other and laughed, showing their pride.
In the end, Liu Yun was finally uneasy in his heart, pressed the alarm bell, recruited the guards, and asked:
"What time is it?"