At the end of March in the world, the red peach petals with early morning water droplets hung on the branches of the streets of Wangcheng.

Hua Wei woke up from the inn, lazily opened the window, yawned lazily, turned around and lazily lay on the couch to make up for sleep, until the customer service Xiaoer unceremoniously knocked on the door, calling her to eat.

Time has gone like flowing water, and the eaves of the past few days have returned to the life of being idle and wanting to shoot themselves to death, and Baili Chu seems to be overly angry, and has not appeared again, so the murder has been stagnant and unable to act. And the water ghost didn't make it, and Mr. Didiu was arrested and put in prison for ideological education, and he didn't come out for several days.

Thinking about it, I felt that Mr. Diu was quite pitiful.

That day, Mr. Diao finally made up his mind to take the eaves to the residence of the water ghost, but when he was leaving, a group of officers and soldiers poured out of nowhere.

However, the principles of the world have always been transparent, and in such crazy running, those who run slowly are destined to become the cover of those who run fast.

Unfortunately, Mr. Diu has become such a back-up.

That day, Mr. Diadiu ran with the eaves of flowers, and then it became a synchronous run with the people on the street. Coincidentally, there was a small stone lying in the middle of the road very mischievously, although the stone did not stop the tide of the crowd running, but it tripped Mr. Didiu very unfortunately, really tripped. When Mr. Didiu got up again in embarrassment, determined to carry forward the spirit of perseverance and keep up again, from the front of the group to the middle of the group, from the middle of the group to the end of the group, Mr. Didiu, who was embarrassed, could no longer find the figure of the eaves in front of him.

Several officers and soldiers rushed forward and grabbed Mr. Diudius. The gripper of the gripper, the waist of the grab, the shoulder of the shoulder, there is still one left who has not been caught, but he can't bear to be told by the masses that he is inefficient under the public court, so he grabbed it casually, and grabbed Mr. Diudiu's soybean-sized chest.

The officers and soldiers were shocked, for fear that their companions would misunderstand that there was a problem with their hobbies, so they quickly and wittily changed the topic, and raised the syllables in a panting, slightly surprised, and slightly surprised: "It's you who caught it, they all ran to the front, and you are actually behind like this?" ”

Before Mr. Didiu had time to take care of his chest, he was a little resentful when he heard the words of the officer and soldier who grabbed his chest: "You didn't say it earlier! I knew that if you want to arrest Mr. and me, I won't run away, sir! ”

Equally resentful, there were also the crowds running in front like wild bulls on the grassland, all turned around and said in unison: "You didn't say it earlier!" We've been running away for so long! ”

The officers and soldiers who grabbed their chests did not expect this wave of responses that came up like a tide, and touched their heads, stunned for a moment, and at a loss. A good brother who grabbed Mr. Diu's shoulder next to him hurriedly came to relieve the siege, and smiled embarrassedly: "Hehe, we were also excited to see you running, and we ran all of a sudden, sorry, sorry, we really forgot." ”

Naturally, the masses will not compromise just because they have forgotten this excuse, and they will stare at the officers and men with resentful eyes.

Seeing this, the officers and soldiers who were holding Mr. Diu's waist felt that they needed a special way to appease the masses at this time, thought about it, moved in their eyes, and smoothed their throats and said: "If you don't agree, we will run again, this time, we promise not to forget!" ”

Mr. Diution: "......"

Crowd: "......"

The eaves that have run away like smoke waves are as unsearchable as smoke: "I run, run, I run hard, so as not to let the group of mortals behind catch up with me!" ”

At that time, Hua Wei was very happy because of Mr. Didiu's compromise, and ran like a leader of the masses again, and soon brought his strength to come, so he kept running, kept running, and the more he ran, the happier he was, the happier he was, and the happier he was, the more he ran, and he had long forgotten the reason for running and the so-called big gang of people behind him.

When she couldn't run anymore, at the end of the royal city, on the shore of Bilu Lake, she finally stopped. Because he was too tired from running, he was already sweating profusely, ignoring the slightly unwilling eyes of the two couples who came to the tryst not far away, and sat down under the only big willow tree on the shore of Bilu Lake.

After resting for a while, and then resting for a while, I found that the crowd hadn't caught up yet, and the eaves began to become anxious in my heart.

But he didn't want to let go of the honor that he was proud of so hard, so he decided to rest for a while.

But rest, rest, rest, rest for a long time, still did not wait for the body of the masses, the eaves finally couldn't wait, slightly unhappy to stand up, thinking that honor and something like that would always be hers, gritted his teeth, and ran back in the direction he came.

Ran a few steps, really only a few steps.

The eaves stopped, and raised her forehead to ponder, how did she come from the same way she came......

On the irreversibility of the road idiot attribute, although three years have passed, the eaves that occupy Baili Xun's body are still very stupid in terms of travel, and in the royal city, except for the most expensive inns, the most expensive restaurants, the most expensive teahouses, and the most delicious barbecue shops, the rest of the place is not very clear. Fortunately, Hua Wei was very self-aware, and he was stupid and did not force it, and accepted this fact very happily, and immediately gave up a large number of people, and at the same time gave up Mr. Didiu, who was being tied up and captured by the officers and soldiers far away, and went straight back to the inn.

When the bright moon hung high and floated on the willow tops, because of physical and mental exhaustion, there were many detours, and the eaves finally returned to the inn.

After returning, he called Xiao Er to put bathing water in the room, but he heard a table of idlers chatting while eating, and the running frenzy in the market in the evening was too big, and Mr. Diudiu's arrest came out of the idler's mouth.

Hua Wei was stunned for a moment, and then stunned for a while, before she could not accept the arrest of Mr. Didiu from a few words.

In recent years, the three kingdoms of the eastern plains have been established, the political situation has eased, the people of the world have lived more and more leisurely, and the atmosphere has become more and more open, especially in love, there has really been a great breakthrough.

Originally, under the influence of the idea of inheritance, there was little talk about love and love between men, but in recent years, everyone has begun to follow their hearts, see what they like, no matter what their identity, they are always willing to try boldly. As a result, a large number of homosexuals have emerged.

However, the atmosphere is too strong, and there are problems.

The whole country has seen that the number of births in Qingran has been decreasing in recent years, and a large number of troops are about to retire, and the resources of the kingdom's reserve military arsenal have become very tight.

The princes of the imperial court were troubled by this, and they offered suggestions and suggestions to increase the population, but no more agitation and agitation had no effect.

The young emperor was very troubled, and offered a reward to the world, if there was someone who could effectively solve the matter of the population, he could be added to the rank and knight, and he would be free to eat and drink for a lifetime.

Finally, a few days later, a few days before Mr. Didiu's arrest, a girl from a reckless background who had not found her husband for ten years came from a small town, unveiled the notice, and went straight to the palace gate.

The news reached the emperor's ears in advance, and the emperor was half surprised and half surprised, and immediately received the girl in the palace as a minister. As the Son of Heaven, he wanted someone to solve the problem of the number of troops for him, and on the other hand, he was very curious, and when the civil and military officials were all at a loss for this, a woman who had not read anything dared to take over his list of helpers, and she was quite anxious to see the girl.

However, on the top of the main hall, a plainly dressed, ordinary-looking, slightly younger girl sat down on the seat, finished a plate of sauce duck in a hurry, swept away a plate of pig's trotters, and in the saint's eyes turned from surprise to anger, she unhurriedly took the plain white handkerchief handed by the maid in the palace and wiped it on her mouth, and said lightly: "The monarch should rectify the people's customs." ”

The emperor was puzzled when he heard this, he always felt that the people of the country that his father had entrusted to him were very good, and there was really nothing to govern.

The older girl chuckled, then knelt in front of the emperor, and looked at the emperor with a face that had faded a lot: "The people's girls are twelve of them, and thirteen of them can still weave and tailor, and the people in the town praise the people's daughters for being a good daughter-in-law in the future, but after ten years of waiting, the people's daughters have been in the boudoir so far and no one cares, what is the reason for this?" ”

The Emperor pondered for a moment and shook his head.

The girl didn't seem to be surprised by the emperor's reaction at all, with a smile in her eyes, and after a full hiccups, she finally stopped beating around the bush and said: "According to what the people have seen, it is that now the trend of the gay men in my country is too strong, and no one in the girl's family wants it, but the men have begun to fight and be jealous of each other." ”

The emperor was immediately so shocked that he almost squirted out the tea that he had just drunk, and thought about the girl's shocking words very seriously, and only calmed down for a long time, and asked sincerely: "Then according to the opinion of the Qing family, how should this be good?" ”

"Let's cure the male style, at least let our girl's family have a chance to find a lover." The girl said, paused, seemed to think of something again, and then said: "According to the views of the people's daughters, in recent years, storytelling is very popular among the people. ”

It can be cured, it can be cured...... His Majesty the Emperor heard such a practical suggestion, and when he decided to take action, he ordered the arrest of storytellers who had spoken about same-sex love throughout the country, and the strict education of the mind.

Storytellers are the first to bear the brunt of Mr. Lost.

As a good man and married to a man who was an apprentice to the gods, Mr. Didiu, heard a lot of interesting stories in the god world in Xianggong Xingyi, and later got acquainted with Mr. Water Ghost, and heard a lot of interesting stories in the demon world. What's more, Mr. Didiu's story was said in the teahouse of Qingzhi Wangcheng, not in some unknown town, and the fame was quickly widely praised.

The emperor wanted to arrest someone, so he took him away first.

The sweat-stained eaves listened to the story in the inn with great surprise, and reacted very sadly at half-ringing, going to Mr. Water Ghost to beg for death, I am afraid that I will have to wait a few more days.

Waiting and waiting, taking advantage of the spring that makes people tired and lazy, this life is very idle.

The eaves of the flower can open the eyes that did not wake up, and an arrow that breaks the wind suddenly shoots through the window, the arrow wind is too strong, and it is inserted straight into the table and into the wood.

The eaves were so startled that she suddenly lifted her mind, and found that the arrow was tied to a small piece of white paper, and with a look on her face, she cautiously walked over and pulled it off.

The peace and leisure dissipated in an instant.

The note read: "Childe has set out and will be in the city in the near future, good luck." ”

At the end of the sentence is three words: "Teeth are cold." ”

The tooth is cold, it is the third sister she hasn't seen for a few days. The eaves looked out the window and fell into deep thought.