Chapter 35: The cows don't dare to poop
Yu Xiaoran was stunned for a moment, and smiled awkwardly, "How is it possible, teacher, you really like to joke, how can the two of us have that kind of relationship, right, Yu Anye." Worried that the teacher wouldn't believe it, she specially turned her head to look at Yu Anye, what kind of joke, how could she dare to think about such a thing as early love, not to mention that the object of early love is still this kind of person, isn't this tormenting her?
"That's right." Yu An also nodded in agreement, only to see him glance at Yu Xiaoran, with a deep meaning in his eyes that made Yu Xiaoran tremble suddenly, and said: "The two of us have done things that can't be said to people. ”
Then she didn't have time to explain more, so she watched the teacher look at her embarrassedly, and with a smile of understanding, she stepped back again and again, and pulled the curtain up.
At that time, she was shocked, "Yu Anye, what are you talking about, what is it that you can't say to people?" Can I do anything unseemly for you, ah, tell me about it? ”
And Yu Anye just narrowed his eyes slightly, "Do you want me to tell people about the incident we just had in the corridor?" ”
Corridor? No, no, no, whether it was the one where she was attacked or the one where she pushed Yu An downstairs, she must not say it to anyone, otherwise she would have no face! She sighed helplessly and said regretfully: "I am really a flower stuck in cow dung." ”
Yu An also glanced at her leisurely, "I don't think cows will dare to poop in the future." ”
"Nima, Yu Anye, I haven't settled accounts with you about that incident on the basketball court yet." Yu Xiaoran glared at him, just because of Yu Anye's words, she threw all the guilt behind her, "That's right, my sole fell off at the beginning, I wanted to pretend to be stupid and not admit that it was mine, but you still kept comparing that sole with my other shoe, and said that it was my sole, and I was on fire when I saw it." Tell me, are you not intentional? ”
Yu Xiaoran made a tearful accusation, but Yu An also looked innocent, "But it's really the sole of your shoe, isn't it?" At least not the soles of my shoes, and I'm not wrong. ”
"Like, you're right." Yu Anye's words are indeed the truth, and she has no way to refute them, "But you made me laugh." ”
Yu An also tilted his head sideways, clasping his hands in front of his chest, "Do you think that even if you don't do it with me, you won't be laughed at?" ”
Yu Anye's words once again made Yu Xiaoran exhausted, and she nodded thoughtfully, "You seem to be right to say that." "No matter whether Yu An does that or not, it is inevitable to be laughed at by others.
"So you're wronging me, aren't you?"
"Sort of, sort of."
It's really strange, obviously a stomach full of resentment, but Yu An also said this, as if she had wronged him. Did she really wrong him?
As soon as Yu Xiaoran's momentum weakened, Yu Anye's momentum came up, "It's that you wronged me at the beginning, and then caused me to fall down the stairs, you say, how do you compensate me?" ”
"It wasn't you who attacked me." Yu Xiaoran looked at him indignantly.
"If you hadn't stepped on my shoe first, would I have done that? I was forced to do this. ”
Yu Xiaoran really couldn't find a strong wording to relieve himself for a while. Okay, you win.
"And what do you want me to do?"
Yu An also shook his head silently, and looked at her with infinite resentment, "Look, my foot is also injured now, maybe I can't walk anymore, maybe I can't walk anymore, maybe if I can't walk, I won't be able to go to class, and all kinds of actions are inconvenient, alas, think about it, how can my life become so miserable?" It seems that I may have to live on crutches in my life, and this medical bill costs money, and crutches also cost money, and I don't even have crutches when I think about it. ”
Yu Xiaoran seems to have encountered the biggest crisis in her life, she relied on her strength to make a man's life so gloomy, "Big deal, I'll buy you a crutch." ”
"I'm not the kind of person who loves to exploit other people's money, and I don't want to go to other people's expenses all the time."
Yu An's words really said to her heart, in order to buy those shoes, she gave up all her property, and for a while, she really couldn't find money to buy any crutches.
"In a hurry, I can't buy any good crutches, and it costs money, so let's do it, anyway, for the time being, I only have crutches, so it's up to you to replace this vacancy."
Yu Xiaoran swallowed his saliva and looked at Yu Anye uncertainly, "I, I'm a crutch?" ”
After seeing Yu An also smile and nod at her, she burst into tears, she couldn't even be a human being, she could only be a piece of wood.
Seeing Yu Xiaoran's expression, Yu Anye's brows furrowed slightly, "What, you're not happy?" ”
If you are not happy, you are very unhappy, but what can you do if you are not happy, if you don't have money, you can only be wood.
She laughed again and again, "Happy, why not happy, anyway, the crutch is still the third leg of our humans, how important, right." ”
In the blink of an eye, a morning passed, a cool breeze blew through everyone's faces, in the clean infirmary, white sheets, white walls, and the room carried a white and pure smell.
Counting the time he spent in the infirmary for a while, Yu An also likes to engage in split personality, and the teacher obviously told him to take a good rest, but he just said that he was okay and could go.
It's no big deal, it's no big deal, what's the use of her wood, she thought she could slip away, but she didn't expect to be caught by Yu An, and said that his feet couldn't move around casually, no way, Yu Xiaoran had to regain the function of wood.
Sure enough, coming back the same way, it attracted all kinds of fingers, but Yu Xiaoran was not afraid of anything now, she was just a piece of wood, she couldn't care what she wanted to say, if she wanted to blame, she could only blame Yu An.
Moreover, Yu An still walks leisurely like an uncle, and she is even more embarrassed.