Chapter 63: Cat Poop Coffee Tastes Good
Little Jerry upgraded, and as soon as he was promoted to the second-level BOSS Divine Pet, he gnawed on hundreds of grams of gold.
Then pull out a grain of rat droppings.
[Rat feces (yellow products): highly toxic - can be innate medicine]
A prompt sound sounded in his head, and Uncle Ni Mei's whole person was not good.
As the saying goes, a grain of rat droppings can spoil a pot of soup.
Little Jerry eats the gold and pulls out a highly poisonous rat droppings?
Isn't it disgusting?
How does the digestive system work?
Uncle Ni Mei's face is dark at the moment, the reason why little Jerry didn't open the command talent.
I'm afraid it's because little Jerry, the second-level boss god's pet, can pull out a yellow highly toxic rat feces.
"Squeaky squeak....... ”
Unleashed as much as he could, little Jerry pulled out a grain of mouse feces, and his whole body was as excited as if he had been beaten with chicken blood.
Took toilet paper and wiped off your buttocks.
Jerry picked up a piece of rat poop that he had pulled out.
I saw that this mouse feces were golden yellow, like a small golden bean, and it was hard to imagine this mouse feces.
Highly toxic!
And it is also a terrifying poison that can cure the innate strong.
Little Jerry took a look at it, and the strange mouse feces he pulled out first put it under his nose and smelled it.
The little expression of the spirit showed a look of intoxication.
"Squeaky squeak....... ”
Then excitedly, he held this strange golden bean mouse droppings.
It was handed to his master as if he were offering a treasure.
This is the ...... of yellow poison.
The kind of innate strong person who overturned, the old cow really criticized .......
"Go, go, go....... ”
"Isn't it disgusting?"
Uncle Ni Mei waved his hand, disgusted by the mouse feces handed over by little Jerry.
I won't take it.
This thing, first, was pulled out by little Jerry, and second, it was still highly poisonous.
For Uncle Ni Mei, what can this kind of thing be for?
Your uncle, you can't take a grain of rat poop and poison it, right?
If you put it in a pot, won't it spoil a pot of soup?
In general, this time, little Jerry was promoted to the second-level boss god pet, and the biggest gain was that the carry-on space was expanded by a full ten times.
"Alright, let's play on our own. ”
Uncle Ni Mei waved his hand and sent away the excited little Jerry beside him.
Then he sat down cross-legged on the bed.
He has cultivated the [Tai Chi Qi Technique], and his internal strength has just reached the entry level.
Uncle Ni Mei's goal is to break through the third-rate realm ...... as soon as possible.
Seeing that the owner was not interested, little Jerry took the strange mouse feces and walked around the room excitedly.
For themselves can pull out the miraculous poisonous rat.
Little Jerry's spiritual expression was very proud.
Defy?
If you have the ability, you can pull one!
Upgraded to a second-level boss god pet, little Jerry no longer has the previous sleepiness, and the spirit of the whole mouse has reached its peak.
The old god is there with little paws on his back.
Little Jerry walked around the room and began to frown.
After upgrading to a second-level boss, Jerry Jerry eats more and more gold.
The gold reserves in the carry-on space are running out.
The rest of the rations are only enough to last for a month at most, and little Jerry has a strong sense of crisis.
You can't sit back and eat, right?
Born in sorrow and dying in peace, without a large amount of gold reserves, little Jerry has never lived a solid life.
Think about it, without gold, little Jerry would starve to death.
This is not an exaggeration at all, without gold to drink and eat, little Jerry can't eat at all.
It doesn't smell good when you eat it, you know?
Once there is no gold, little Jerry will have to lose two taels of meat in less than three days.
Don't underestimate these two taels of meat, our little Jerry only has five or six catties of meat in total.
These days, how difficult is it for girls to lose weight?
But for little Jerry, as long as he doesn't eat gold, he has a proper S-shaped slim figure.
Sad!
All for the gold......
Jerry Jerry seems to have seen the future, and the era of the Great Famine and the Great Financial Crisis is quietly coming.
Thinking that he might starve, Jerry decided he couldn't sit still.
You can't sit back and eat empty .......
Gotta find a way, gotta go out and run the door.
After making up his mind, little Jerry raised his little paw and scratched it.
After scratching countless spatial ripples and distorting space, little Jerry disappeared into the room.
Poor and frightened, Jerry went to the door to look for gold.
As for whose door to run through?
Of course, it's Li Dafu.
Can such a diamond king not visit often?
............
......
Not to mention, at this time, Li Dafu's family really has a lot of gold.
A small box containing fifty small yellow croakers.
"Fifty little yellow croakers, kill this old man, right?"
Sitting on the sofa in Li Dafu's house was a chef wearing an apron and a hat.
A middle-aged man with a big head and a thick neck, holding a photo of Uncle Ni Mei on his back and a bear's waist.
The apron is printed with the advertisement 'Qian Ji Bun Shop'.
This middle-aged man, with a long and even breath, is full of red energy, and has a harmless smile on his face.
He has a lovely smile and is very approachable.
"Fifty little yellow croaker, after killing this old man, I will give you another thirty. ”
"The old man's name is Ni Mei, and he lives ...... downstairs from me. ”
"I know, shopkeeper Qian, you are the senior brother of the cumin faction, and you have been practicing martial arts since you were a child and are a master of martial arts. ”
Li Dafu opened a gold shop, and he may not have much cash in his hand, but the gold resources in reserve are quite sufficient.
The shopkeeper of this money is a chain bun shop.
The craftsmanship is very good and the buns are delicious.
By chance, Li Dafu heard about the so-called cumin pie.
Such an unknown cult martial arts sect.
"Hey....... ”
"My steamed bun shop is full of fennel and meat filling....... ”
The money shopkeeper nodded, pointing to Uncle Ni Mei in the photo, but his mouth was talking about fennel and big meat filling.
That meaningful hint .......
Hearing this, Li Dafu's face turned pale, and he couldn't help but want to retch......
Some terrifying scenes come to mind.
"Squeaky squeak....... ”
The space distorted, and the spatial ripples caused damage to the electronic equipment of Li Dafu's family.
Little Jerry has been hiding behind the couch and listening for a long time.
The hateful Li Dafu even wanted to murder his master.
It's really an aunt who can't bear it, and an uncle can't bear it.
Uncle can bear it, and little Jerry can't ......bear it.
So little Jerry buckled it out from under his buttocks, and the golden bean was highly poisonous rat droppings.
"Well, I'll make you a cup of coffee. ”
Li Dafu resisted, the urge to retch, took out the coffee machine and brewed coffee.
Drinking a cup of coffee can relieve the discomfort in your stomach.
At this moment, little Jerry, who was hiding behind the sofa, took advantage of Li Dafu's inattention to put his own strange mouse.
Thrown into the coffee machine.
After the coffee was brewed, Li Dafu poured a cup for the money shopkeeper and himself.
"Tsk......t. ”
The money shopkeeper picked up the coffee, stirred it a few times, and took a sip while it was hot.
"Well, this coffee is good, it tastes very good. ”
"Fragrant, what brand?"
After taking a sip, the money shopkeeper's eyes lit up, and the taste was very palatable to his appetite.
The aftertaste is long, .......
"Haha, not bad, right?"
"I tell you, this is a foreign imported cat poop coffee ....... ”
Li Dafu also took a sip, and couldn't help but boast proudly.
"It's very special, very delicious, I feel that this cat coffee can replace thirteen spices and make a seasoning for fennel meat filling." ”
As a chef, the money shopkeeper has a keen sense of taste.
It was the first time he had drunk such a delicious, fragrant cat poop coffee.
Not to mention, there is really a smell of cat......
"Hehe, that's ah, do you know how expensive this cat coffee is?"
Li Dafu looked proud and blew this cat coffee into the sky.
Anyway, this coffee, the more they drink it, the more addicted they become......
Bang!
After drinking this cup, the two of them poured it together.
"Squeaky squeak....... ”
Seeing that the two were poisoned, little Jerry jumped out and pointed at the two arrogantly and scolded them.
Twittering.......
I scolded for half an hour, and then I stopped after I was addicted.
Raising his little paw and waving, the box of fifty small yellow croakers was gone.
Put it into the carry-on space, and then Li Dafu's home, just added a new leather sofa.
Mahogany furniture, all kinds of collectibles, all kinds of antique wines, tables, chairs, benches, large wooden beds, coat racks, etc.
All disappeared .......
Once again, empty sanctions were opened against Li Dafu.
Now that I have a lot of space with me, I can fit all these things, and I don't need to turn them up and down again and again.
Shipped out and poured out.
Anyway, put it in the carry-on space, and pour it when you remember it.
If you need to use it, you can take it from your personal space, anyway, there are pots and pans, furniture, clothes, and everything.
Toilets, refrigerators, TVs, computers, mobile phones, even electrical wiring.
The emptiness and sanctions made Li Dafu's house empty again.
Not a single hair remained.
The kind of real home with four walls.
"Squeaky squeak....... ”
Little Jerry jumped to his feet for the last time, and even brought Li Dafu, who was about to faint, and the money shopkeeper.
The clothes he wore were also taken away.
"Squeaky squeak....... ”
As soon as the clothes were taken away, little Jerry saw the topless money shopkeeper.
There was a golden gun on his waist.
This is a desert eagle made of gold.
I saw little Jerry's eyes shining, and the whole mouse was excited.
The Desert Eagle made of gold was taken away.
Finally, with a wave of his little paw, he tucked the two of their pants into the carry-on space.
The two of them, both of them were chubby figures, lying on the ground with a beer belly on their heads.
This time, little Jerry didn't even leave pants for the two of them.
Red fruit fruit .......
After collecting the things, he raised his claws and scratched them, and bursts of spatial ripples disappeared into the distorted space.
As soon as little Jerry left, he drank Li Dafu and the money shopkeeper who had coffee with strange mouse feces and cat feces.
His body was shrouded in a cloud of gray spatial energy.
Wrap to form a cocoon.
The space is torn, and a countercurrent spatial crack ...... appear.
The red-striped Li Dafu and the money shopkeeper disappeared into the spatial countercurrent.