Chapter 69: Where to Insert?
After a while, there were two more clanging sounds, obviously the sound of the door opening and closing. Li Pingjiang was about to open his eyes, but then a furry thing fell on Li Pingjiang's right hand.
"Stinky boy, what plan are you talking about?" preserved eggs jumped up and down on Li Pingjiang's bed unscrupulously, and stepped on him from time to time.
Li Pingjiang grabbed the back of the preserved egg's head, and the Shenshi glanced at no one outside the cell, and then smiled: "When Lao Tzu was on a mission in Qingxuanzong before, he got an information jade plaque, which said that the treasure storage of the Apocalypse Empire is the largest empire in the entire Northern Wilderness Empire!
"Yes, yes, yes! What we are best at in the Heavenly Sect is to help others! Accumulate virtue and do good!"
"Hey! It's a long story!" Li Pingjiang turned over, pretending not to know and kicked the preserved egg down. The preserved egg almost fell, and the dog's paw grabbed the quilt tightly and said, "Say it quickly!"
"When Lao Tzu came out of that temple, he was called a dog slave by a woman! You don't look at who I am! I am the master of a sect, and she can blaspheme?" Li Pingjiang sneered: "So we have to deal with her together tonight!"
As soon as Pidan heard this, he didn't know where the excitement came from, and he jumped up all of a sudden, "Stinky boy, tell the deity! Can I do it too?"
Li Pingjiang glanced at the white egg and said: "Well, Lao Tzu had heard of people and dogs in his previous life, but this world doesn't seem to have heard of it yet!" Li Pingjiang said this, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly sat up, "You can go and try it! Be the first dog in the other world!"
"Past life?" Pi Dan only heard the first half of Li Pingjiang's sentence, but did not hear the second half of the sentence, and immediately wondered: "Were you that big man in your previous life?"
Li Pingjiang was very dissatisfied with the topic diverted from the topic, and then thought about it, and said coldly: "Lao Tzu is called Emperor Xuanyuan!"
"I haven't heard of it..."Pi Dan tilted his head sideways to look at Li Pingjiang's expression, and after looking at it for a long time, he felt that he was not lying, so he asked again: "Is it that little person?"
"Hmph, how can you, a little person, deserve to know the title of Lao Tzu?" Li Pingjiang suddenly felt a little embarrassed, after all, he had only heard of Emperor Xuanyuan, and he didn't know which novel Emperor Xuanyuan was in, and it was one thing to say whether there was such a person or not.
"Okay! Don't pull it off! Sleep! We'll set off as soon as it's dark! It's easy to do things when the night is dark and the wind is high!" Li Pingjiang directly took out the quilt, put it on his body, and fell asleep.
Pidan thought sideways for a while, but he couldn't remember anything, so he immediately pretended to be careful and got into Li Pingjiang's quilt, curled up on the edge of Li Pingjiang's stomach, and began to sleep.
With the passage of time, in the blink of an eye, it has come to the time when the night is quiet. Li Pingjiang's eyes suddenly opened, he cautiously climbed out of bed, stretched his head out of the small window on the iron door, and saw a big man sitting on a table not far away dozing.
Immediately bought a silenced pistol, because the distance was relatively far, so Li Pingjiang only aimed at the big man through the traction of his divine sense. Taking a deep breath, Li Pingjiang pulled the trigger, only to hear a bang, and then with a bang, a stream of blood spurted out from the temples of the big man, and then fell on the table.
"Hey! This bastard does this every day! I go to bed at night! I can't wake up if I scream!"
"That means we're having a good time!" said a few loud laughs from a nearby cell. What followed was a buzz of chatting.
Li Pingjiang returned to the side of the bed and smiled slightly, "Well! That's right! He's indeed asleep! But he'll never wake up!" Then he grabbed the preserved egg in the bed, and disappeared into the prison with a flash of light. When he reappeared, he had already come to the grove outside the prison, and Li Pingjiang walked out of the grass with sleepy-eyed preserved eggs.
Staring at the big tree in front of him, he laughed softly, "Come down! It's time to go!"
In the night, with two sighs, two figures had already landed in front of Li Pingjiang, who were the squad leader and the underage Jinyi guard. "What now?"
Li Pingjiang threw down the preserved egg in his hand, clapped his palms and smiled slightly: "Where is that little cool skin now?"
The team leader glanced at the preserved eggs and said in a low voice, "The two of us just came from Princess Qinghe's dormitory! she should be bathing now!" After speaking, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
Li Pingjiang hooked a wicked smile at the corner of his mouth. "Okay! Lead the way! Tonight will make you feel refreshed!"
The two nodded and walked towards Qinghe Palace openly, but Li Pingjiang and Pidan disappeared into the darkness and followed. "Boy, do you think your solution works?"
"Of course it works! That little cool skin lives in the East, and the treasure we are looking for is in the West!"
"Oh~ Understood!" Preserved Egg smiled and sped up the movement of the dog's legs.
After a while, the three of them and one dog came to a splendid building, and through the window they could see two shadows, and looking at the shadows shining on the window, there was a beautiful woman bathing. There was also a maid beside his shadow who was helping.
Li Pingjiang waved his hand to signal the two of them not to move, but he jumped up, slowly floated to the door and window of the dormitory, and bought a pack of cigarettes from the system space. Insert the trachea into the window and blow it gently.
"Is this certain?" the squad leader frowned and underestimated softly, obviously a little uneasy.
"Cut! We haven't missed a move yet when we Tianzong!" if Li Pingjiang is here, he will definitely make fun of the preserved eggs, "TM's Caotianzong has only been established for about a day!"
As soon as the words of the preserved egg fell, I only heard the sound of two splashes of water, and I saw that the window paper was sprinkled with water, "Come here!" Li Pingjiang turned back to the two and said, "There is not much time!"
There was a loud sound of robe rubbing, and the two of them and a dog rushed over like this, and on the way, the young brocade guard shouted: "Haha! I didn't expect that I could break it at the age of 16! The one who helped me break it was actually the princess of the empire!"
Li Pingjiang's face darkened, and he said again: "Can you two be quieter! Didn't you hear that Lao Tzu was transmitting the sound? In case someone comes!
As soon as the two of them thought of this, they immediately bent down in fear and cautiously came to Li Pingjiang, "Seniors!
"Damn, it looks like I've done it before!"
At this moment, with a bang, the door was kicked open by a preserved egg, Li Pingjiang's face darkened, he rubbed his head and thought, "Damn! I forgot to send a message to this guy just now!"
Then came the indistinct words of Pidan, "Rob, rob money and rob sex! Take off your pants when you know each other!"
Li Pingjiang hurriedly pulled the two towards the door, and as soon as he stepped into the gate, Li Pingjiang covered the dog's mouth, and as soon as his spiritual power moved, the door was closed with a bang. "Don't shout! if someone passes by outside, it's over!"
After speaking, Li Pingjiang waved his hand, and the candles in the entire room were extinguished by Li Pingjiang. "Go!
The team leader gasped and swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "Tian Yang! You go to that girl first! I'll go to this girl first!
After a few words of negotiation, the two agreed, and rushed towards the two women, and the preserved egg also wanted to rush over as soon as he stepped on the dog's legs.
Li Pingjiang grabbed the dog's tail of the preserved egg, and immediately pulled it back and said, "What are you going to do!"
"Well??? go with them! Didn't you say you wanted to make this seat the first dog in the other world?"
"People are going to do shameful things! Both of them are there! What are you going to do? Feed her!".
Pidan was stunned for a moment, then turned around and wondered: "This is okay! Besides, you are not." Want to see people and dogs?"
"Okay! I'm joking! Just follow me! You can do whatever I do! Don't spoil a big deal!"
As soon as Pidan heard this, he remembered that Li Pingjiang said that the baby was in the west, and immediately lay on the ground motionless, while Li Pingjiang took out a chair and lay down.
Suddenly there was a snap, Li Pingjiang hurriedly stood up, and the team leader and the young Jinyi guard also ran out at this time, panting and saying: "This girl has a talisman!
After Li Pingjiang listened, he sat down again, and said impatiently: "Okay! Hurry up if you faint! Lao Tzu can't wait!"
After the two entered, Li Pingjiang took the preserved egg into his arms, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he hummed a little song in his mouth.
After a while, Li Pingjiang heard the sound of meat and meat slapping, and he knew that the slapping was very peaceful.
Just when Li Pingjiang thought that the two of them were doing something, he heard the voice of the young Jinyiwei coming from inside. "Big brother, where is it?" Li Pingjiang's face darkened, and then he smiled a little embarrassedly when he thought that he didn't know.
"Stupid!" the squad leader cursed, and the sound of meat slapping meat stopped. "Get out of the way!"
"See, this is the excrement outlet, and this is where you have to!"
Immediately, there was another sound of flesh slapping meat, "Big brother, big brother, bleeding! Am I mistaken!" The young brocade guard hurriedly shouted: "Will there be a dead person! If I die, I will return the two of you...!"
And this time Li Pingjiang was really speechless, although he had never done this business himself, but in his previous life, he had heard that many people would bleed for the first time. Then he shook his head, the corners of his mouth rose, and he directly took out a pistol, "Hmph!
Above the blue sky, a black dot was moving rapidly in the air. The black dots are Xu Chuan and An Yuan, Xu Chuan is driving the flying sword, and behind him is An Yuan, who is not moving at all, obviously accustomed to flying at high altitudes.
"I think we should capture the Apocalypse Empire! Because only the Apocalypse Empire is close to the sea! Otherwise, we won't be able to create a navy that the national teacher has explained! Not to mention that I won't have anyone to send one when I go back twice!
"Well, the master said that the Apocalypse Empire will send troops to us! I don't have the slightest doubt about this! So I'll talk to my father and the emperor when I go back this time! I believe that he will definitely support what the national teacher says!"
"Well, although the national teacher is a little playful, but for some reason! I just choose to believe it!"
"Well, good brother!" Xu Chuan's mouth hooked up with a smile, and patted An Yuan behind him.