Chapter Ninety-Four: Guess the Union
"My old man knows countless people, if you are that kind of stingy woman, my old man is not happy to say, do you think what I said is right?" The old shopkeeper is obviously very good at being a man, and a high hat was buttoned down for Leng Manyan, and Leng Manyan suddenly lost his temper.
The depression in his heart disappeared, Leng Manyan looked at the old shopkeeper and said with a smile, "Okay! Then guess! However, the old shopkeeper, the seven of us are together, can we guess together? ”
"Yes! Among the seven of you, who guessed correctly, I will let you stay for free, but first, let's say okay, only cover, not eat and drink! Eat and drink from the pottery waist bag. "The old shopkeeper does things without revealing anything, just in response to that sentence, first say it, and then don't mess up.
Leng Manyan and the others nodded.
Standing there and thinking about it, Leng Manyan said to himself, "This uplink is: the dragon comes to swim, the shallow place is stranded, and I don't know right and wrong." The next link is: the phoenix goes to rest, the depth is deep, and it is difficult to understand so. The horizontal batch is: the scenery outside the plug. What does this couplet mean, and does it have any profound meaning? ”
"Silent guessing, silent guessing, silent complaining, silent complaining, it's not interesting to say it." The old shopkeeper laughed, reminding Leng Manyan.
"Oh! Got it. Leng Manyan nodded clearly.
This time, Leng Manyan didn't scream, just stood there and lowered his head and stroked his chin, secretly guessing, the old shopkeeper took out an incense burner from behind the counter, lit an incense stick and inserted it on the incense burner, "You have a pillar of incense time, a pillar of incense, if you can't guess it, then there is no way." ”
"A pillar of incense is enough." Leng Manyan said confidently to the old shopkeeper.
Just kidding, with her intelligence and insight as an agent, she can solve big and important cases, let alone this small couplet.
However, if you really want to guess, it's really a bit nerve-wracking.
After the seven of them thought for a while, Long Xiaofeng's eyes lit up first, "I thought about it, the old shopkeeper came over with his ears, and I sued you." ”
"Really? I'd like to hear from you, old man. The old shopkeeper was pleasantly surprised and attached his ear.
Long Xiaofeng muttered in the ear of the old shopkeeper, and after Long Xiaofeng finished speaking, the old shopkeeper smiled lightly and shook his head, "Wrong, wrong, wrong, go on!" Don't guess, you're disqualified. ”
"Huh? Can a person only guess once? Long Xiaofeng asked in surprise.
"That's right! Didn't I sue you before? The old shopkeeper smiled playfully.
Long Xiaofeng is called a depressed one! If he knew that one person could only guess once, then he wouldn't have stepped forward to be this early bird, and now it's okay to lose his qualifications.
At this time, the remaining six people were extremely cautious, and none of them dared to say what they had guessed in their hearts.
The old shopkeeper stood behind the counter, looking at the six people and laughing, but did not speak.
Until the pillar of incense in the incense burner was halfway burned, Bai Xiao finally couldn't help it, and rushed up to tell the old shopkeeper what he guessed, but after Bai Xiao finished speaking, the old shopkeeper shook his head again, and told Bai Xiao that he had answered wrong, and Bai Xiao could only lose his qualifications and follow out.
Seeing that the incense was getting shorter and shorter, the remaining five people also stepped forward one after another to tell the old shopkeeper what they had guessed, but the old shopkeeper all shook their heads without exception, until in the end, only Leng Manyan was left standing there alone and meditating.
The old shopkeeper glanced at the incense that was about to burn out, and reminded Leng Manyan, "Girl, you have to hurry up!" The incense burned out immediately. ”
"Forget it, let's talk about it! If you don't guess right, we'll find another place to stay. Leng Manyan said this to the old shopkeeper.
After saying that, she leaned in, put her little mouth to the old shopkeeper's ear and muttered.
The more Leng Manyan spoke, the old shopkeeper's eyes brightened more and more, and when Leng Manyan finished speaking, the old shopkeeper was stupid there, unable to move for a long time, and after a long time, the old shopkeeper gave Leng Manyan a thumbs up, "It's not simple!" You can guess this, I can be regarded as convinced of you, you and the girl who looks exactly like you, are really gods, although what you say is not very different, but the meaning is almost the same, I accept the old man. ”
"This ...... That's right? Leng Manyan couldn't believe his ears.
But the old shopkeeper has put her words there, what else can she say?
The old shopkeeper smiled happily and shouted to Xiao Er upstairs, "Xiao Er, immediately prepare three Tianzi number rooms, these people objectively want to stay, after the guest room is ready, prepare good wine and food, and serve them to the guests, these guests are not bad for money." ”
"Howler!" Upstairs, Xiao Er shouted in response, turned around and ran upstairs.
The words of the old shopkeeper obviously alarmed the people who were sitting in the hall eating with cold faces, these people turned their eyes over, and Bai Xiao glared back at them with a sideways face, these people saw that Bai Xiao's momentum was quite scary, and they quickly turned their heads back.
Leng Manyan and the others thanked the old shopkeeper and went upstairs in a beautiful manner.
It wasn't until they entered the room that Long Xiaofeng and the others surrounded him, blocking Leng Manyan and asking, "Say it quickly, what does that couplet mean?" ”
"This ...... It's a bit hard to say, this one! Leng Man's words were plugged.
Long Xiaofeng and the six of them were even more curious, the hidden meaning of this couplet, is it really so difficult to say? So what does this mean by that?
For a moment, the curiosity of the six people was lifted to the extreme by Leng Manyan.
Leng Manyan smiled proudly, walked to the table and sat down, Leng Manyan deliberately cocked his legs, "Oops! After so many days of traveling, my legs are sore. ”
"Come on, I'll pinch it for you." Hongyi hurriedly rushed up and hurriedly pinched Leng Manyan's feet.
Song Shiyu and the others rushed forward clearly, poured water for Leng Manyan, rubbed his shoulders, and served Leng Manyan comfortably, Long Xiaofeng also rubbed Leng Manyan's brain, Leng Manyan thought to herself, in this life, she can let the prince rub her head, and she will not lose her life.
The six of them pinched for a while, and Leng Manyan was comfortable, and Leng Manyan opened his mouth to explain to the six people, "Actually! The meaning of this couplet, I'm really embarrassed to say, are you sure, you really want to listen? ”
"Of course, say." Long Xiaofeng was impatient.
"Just say it! Why are you so fierce? The person who wrote this couplet was trapped by love, and because he couldn't get the love of his beloved woman for his own reasons, he was so sad that he came to the outside of the plug alone and fell in love with the scenery outside the plug, it's as simple as that. ”
"Isn't it!" As soon as Leng Manyan said the meaning, the six of them shouted in disbelief.
Leng Manyan nodded noncommittally.
Not to mention, she didn't believe it herself, the meaning was so simple, and Leng Manyan didn't have the idea of being right at all, so she went to sue the old shopkeeper, but as soon as she said it, the old shopkeeper actually said that she guessed right, and Leng Manyan still couldn't figure it out in a fog!
The six of them were shocked, Song Shiyu was the first to react, and walked around to Leng Manyan, Song Shiyu asked, "It's not right!" If the reason is so simple, you won't be embarrassed to say it! As you just said, the person who wrote this couplet, because of his own reasons, was not favored by his beloved woman, so he was sad, and came here to plug outside, then I want to ask you, what is the reason for his own reasons? ”
"That's right! Say it. Long Xiaofeng became interested.
"That's right! What is the reason for this? The three of them also drank with a knife.
Leng Manyan's old face turned red, "The man who wrote this couplet can't do it there, so the woman he loves dislikes him and abandons him, so you understand, right?" ”
"Not so good? Where? Hongyi stood at Leng Manyan's feet, muttering to himself.
She just couldn't figure out where Leng Manyan was talking about.
But Long Xiaofeng and the other five big men immediately touched their noses and walked to the side, and stopped talking, the common pain of this man, as men, they naturally know quite well, and a woman in red definitely doesn't know about this matter.
Leng Manyan saw that Hongyi was so confused, she said happily, "Shanglian said, the man is short, he can only wander in the shallow, but the woman is angry, he doesn't know if he did it wrong, Xialian said, the woman is deep, and he wants to go deeper, but the woman is angry again, he can't understand why the woman is angry, now you understand, right?" ”
"Yikes! It's so bad, you're so bad, my lord, that's what you say...... So ......" Hongyi completely understood now, as soon as he understood, Hongyi's face immediately turned bloody, and he sneered at Leng Manyan, and a pair of small pink fists were pounded and beaten on Leng Manyan's towering chest, looking ridiculous.
Leng Manyan is embarrassed! She didn't know why she could guess such a deep meaning.
It may also be that Leng Manyan himself is not a person from this world, so with the leakage of the 21st century, Leng Manyan will naturally mature his thoughts!
Everyone knew the deep meaning hidden in this couplet, and Long Xiaofeng embarrassed a face and shouted to several big men, "Let's go, let's go!" Let's go back to our rooms! Rest well, be careful, the people below are not good. ”
"Son, let's go." Wang Xie responded respectfully, and then pushed the door and left with Bai Xiao and the others, and went back to their respective rooms.
After the five of them left, Leng Manyan looked at Long Xiaofeng, who was still standing by the door, and said with a strange smile, "What, my eldest son, do you want to be in the same room with our two weak women?" ”
"Oh! I...... I forgot. ”
"Don't forget to say that if Childe wants to stay, neither of us will object, but we are both afraid that Childe will be tonight, and we won't be able to withstand the toss of the two of us! You say, don't you? Leng Manyan opened his mouth to tease Long Xiao, and made the red clothes laugh.
Long Xiaofeng glared at Leng Manyan angrily, turned around and went out with a scolding.
When he went out, Long Xiaofeng didn't forget to slam the door of the room, showing his current anger, Leng Manyan and Hongyi glanced at each other, both of them laughed out loud, and they were happy in their hearts, Leng Manyan wanted to say, fortunately, they were not lustful women, if they wanted women, maybe they would call Long Xiaofeng to eat them early in the morning.