CH.291 World War 16 is a joke
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"Trouser belt, is my Xiaomei's sword hard? Are you happy? ”
"I'm a mud horse! #@¥#%¥……%&……*)——”
"Trouser belt, quality quality, don't bring out your genitals at every turn when you speak, this is not a physiology class, you see, you are blocked by the god of the system."
“@#@¥#%……&*()——¥#%……&*()”
“@#¥%……&*(”
"Don't toss the belt of your pants, it's not good to cry for a while. (⊙_⊙)。 ”
"It's too bad to be beautiful, the belt of your pants is only dying for a while, and you hit other people's young hearts like this, it's too much of a bully~~~~~~"
"The belt of the pants is going to cry blind this time, hahahahaah~~~~~~"
"Do you want a paper for your belt? Brother will send you a little~"
"You sluts!!!!!"
The audience outside the venue has always been uncaring people, and it is not their specialty to give love or anything, what they are best at is schadenfreude. No, they didn't have any sympathy for being stabbed by their teammates for 10,000 years, but instead teased him in the chat room with the beautiful girl and the strong man, and dealt a second blow to him, so that his injured little liver was ravaged again.
Focusing on playing cool for 10,000 years is the second-in-command of the top ten guilds in the China Online Game Alliance. There are a lot of players in the double world, and now I see that their second-in-command has been molested, and many people want to come out to support a sentence or two, but they really feel that it is a shame that their second-in-command died out of the battle, plus those veterans who can really speak in the Mourning Dome are still playing on Doudao at this time, so the exclusive cool 10,000 years of hard work has been bullied, and if you want to swipe the screen and scold people, you are afraid that you will be brushed after swiping the screen, isn't that more angry?
So he focused on playing cool for 10,000 years while opening the light curtain to pay attention to the game, while running towards the bounty hunter hall in Chaoyang City, he decided to go to the bounty hunter hall to release a few wanted missions. Spend money to find someone to kill the pair of sluts of the general's legion a hundred times, a hundred times.
After a while, several wanted missions in a row were brushed out, all of which were aimed at "beautiful young men and". Looking at the name of the person who posted the wanted mission, isn't this just focusing on being cool for 10,000 years? This has to be stimulated to be so ruthless that you have to run into the game and fight again......
In the game, the boss is brushed and the monster is killed, which makes the player feel the most annoying, in addition to paddling, of course, there are also teammates like pigs. For 10,000 years of focusing on playing cool, this guy is not only fighting and paddling. If it weren't for the guy who stabbed him out of stealth, he would have run away smoothly by now, where would he die in the battle!
When he was angry in Chaoyang City for 10,000 years, Ling Lingjiu and the eleven of them on Dou Island were cleaning the battlefield, planning to distribute the badges they had in their hands according to their heads.
The beautiful boy came later. He said that he was a spy and an undercover agent, but except for Qianjiao, who was very happy to welcome him into the team, no one else showed much enthusiasm for him. There was even a disagreement when it came to dividing the badges.
"Jiaojiao, you're not kind." Obnesia was dissatisfied, "How can you come casually and someone will come over to share the badge, I won't do it." ”
"That's it, don't do it!" The treatment of all kinds of incurable diseases also cried out, and he was resolutely unwilling to give out an extra copy of the badge. If one more person comes out, how many less will he take, so how can he do it?
"What do you mean by random people? Xiaomei, you still want to pretend that you don't know, bastard! Qianjiao said angrily.
"He didn't play a key role, just split him up with one or two." The words of the Devil's Axe Divine Bow are level, and it seems that he is helping Qianjiao to speak, but in fact, he wants to express that the beautiful boy and the did not play a big role in the battle just now.
Seeing that these presidents were noisy again, Ling Lingjiu and Dian Xing, who were counting the number of badges on the side, glanced at them, and were about to express their opinions, but the beautiful young male, who had not spoken much, spoke first.
He said: "I don't divide these badges, let's let everyone see my contribution next time." ”
The words of the beautiful boy made the other presidents very satisfied, and they reluctantly accepted him into the group. Seeing him like this, Qianjiao Baimei felt a little reluctant in her heart, and ran to talk to him in private, and only half of her mouth opened her mouth to hear the beautiful young male thief laugh: "Jiaojiao, I secretly picked up a lot of ...... when you beat the chickens and dogs just now."
Qianjiao almost didn't catch her breath in one breath, thinking that the beautiful boy could laugh so cheaply, he really picked up a lot of it just now.
After solving the matter of the beautiful boy and the, the dark star and they also counted the badges, and finally distributed them according to the heads of ten people, and each of them got 66 twin badges. The team of twelve people before was a treasure hunting team, plus they had a large number of people, and they had already looted several groups of people before they met Ling Lingjiu and their group of ten, and they had a lot of badges in their hands.
"This is a bumper harvest, 66 pieces per person, the result is good!" It's the first time I've touched so many badges with Heartpiercing Arrows, they're different from Dark Star, and they've already earned a lot of badges before they met these leaders, and they haven't had a chance to get badges before.
"If this situation continues, we have a pretty good prospect." Dingshui Fenghan was also very happy, he still felt unreliable when they planned to hunt for treasure before, after all, there were many people in their group, where could the badge obtained from the treasure hunt withstand the ten of them equally? But now that they have found their way, what treasure are they looking for? It's good to go directly to rob the other contestants, how suitable they are to go out to kill people and rob goods!
"That is, as long as you do a good job of killing people and robbing goods. Are you still afraid of fewer badges? After speaking, the beautiful young man waved his pointing table in front of everyone's eyes, and laughed sheepishly, "Buddy, let's kill people and rob goods?" ”
Ling Lingjiu looked at the pointer, and the small black arrow was pointing towards the northeast, which was a reminder that there were other contestants in the northeast.
"Okay, let's kill people and rob goods." Ling Lingjiu made a decisive decision, Dark Star naturally would not object, and the Monarch Landing Guanglin Realm had no opinion, Wang Ziyan was a free combat power. He will go wherever Ling Lingjiu goes, he will do whatever Ling Lingjiu wants, where will he care about other things?
As for the presidents. They also had no opinion on the murder and robbery, and they all packed up their things happily and went on the road together.
There are quite a few contestants who have the same idea as Ling Lingjiu, and killing people and robbing goods is indeed a quick way to get badges in the game. Although you can also get badges by using a treasure hunt, if you have a large enough team and the right class match, of course, murder and looting is more fun than treasure hunting. Who wouldn't want to kill and rob goods not only to get badges, but also to eliminate other opponents at the same time?
You must know that Lu Dao is in this battle. One more opponent is one more threat, and the ability to team up to kill more other competitors before they finally turn the other faces with their teammates is something that all participants who form a team to compete are very happy with.
"I've found the badge again." In the official live channel. Commentator Ouzi is cutting out some of the footage of Dowdo Island that has just won the badge for the audience outside the stadium, "Playing with this contestant's badge is basically found by himself, and he doesn't seem to have met other contestants yet." ”
"Playing casually, he got nearly 130 badges in the sixth game yesterday, and he got it himself from the natives of Dou Island, and he seems to be a very keen player to do quests." The doctor said. "Play casually, and the badge you got this time was found with the Tawtoshima aboriginal NPC."
"Eating only bun wrappers and only bun stuffing has a lot of gains just now, and I picked up some badges with the NPC aborigines." Ouzi said as he shifted the screen to the camera of the two of them. "This couple is not only a well-known husband and wife in the Chinese region of the two worlds, they are both well-known in the online game industry, they are laughed at as the Baozi couple, and they are the backbone members of the guild of the Temple of the Gods."
"Speaking of the Temple of the Gods, what about the funeral songs? Let's take a look at the funeral song of the president of the Temple of the Gods. As soon as the doctor finished speaking, the protagonist on the screen of the live broadcast channel had been replaced with a funeral song, "Since meeting the seventeen young men of the Mo family in the fifth battle, this president can be said to have good luck and bad luck flying together, first the team of ten people led by the seventeen young men of the Mo family was killed by the seventeen young people of the Mo family, and then at the beginning of the sixth game, he was lucky to draw the reward of changing the coordinates and stayed away from the seventeenth Mo family. Now he ...... Well, he's messing around with NPCs and doesn't seem to see anything yet. ”
"Let's take a look at the situation of the dragon soul world's president who is drunk and lying in the world." The doctor saw that there was nothing interesting on the other side of the funeral song, so he decisively turned the camera, "Huh? The world's first attack and the drunk world have met a team of six, and the two teams are now very close, and they are about to meet! ”
"I wonder what kind of battle will happen to their two against six?" Ou Zi is also curious about the next battle, yesterday the world's first attack and drunk lying in the world won a lot of badges, and the two of them are now also strong candidates for the top 32, didn't you see that the number of these badges ranked in the top five yesterday? In terms of the total number of badges that the twins have together, these two can now be said to be firmly in the first place. Of course, if Mo Seventeen hadn't been blown up by the system and half of his total number of badges, he and the cute Xiaoqing twins would have been the first in the total number of twin badges.
"(#▽#) Attack sister mighty!"
"Take them and win the first !!"
"Na Mao, one of them."
Someone just finished reading the news in the chat room, and the official commentator Ou Zi told him about the situation over there, and he really knew someone he met when he was drunk and lying in the world.
"It turned out to be acquaintances, and the two sides didn't fight, but formed a group."
As soon as Ou Zi finished speaking, the doctor took over the conversation: "Four of the six contestants I met are members of the Dragon Soul World, and this male priest is still the backbone of the Dragon Soul World, called Send You to Heaven, and he is also a very famous priest, I heard that he has some chances with the dark star." ”
"Xiao Tiantian - I finally met an acquaintance, and my mother no longer has to get drunk with just a little light!" The main battlefield of the battle is Doujima. As soon as the first attack in the world saw that he was sending you to heaven, he pounced on him, looking like he wanted to get rid of the drunk world and turn to the arms of others.
Send you to heaven to see the drunken lying world that appeared with the first attack in the world with a straight face, decisively moved two steps sideways, dodged the first attack in the world that pounced, and made it clear that he didn't want to be a thorn in the flesh of the president.
"Boom--why are you dodging Xiao Tiantian?" The first attack in the world was in the air, and she almost fell to the ground, but the bearded man standing next to you to heaven helped her, otherwise she would have fallen into the mud.
"Men and women are not clear." Sending you to heaven glanced at the bearded man, and secretly gave him a look, so that this heartless person would not be so eyeless. Didn't you see your own president watching you around? has physical contact with his woman in front of him, and you can't play like this if you want to die.
The first attack in the world choked on sending you to heaven, and then jumped towards sending you to heaven. The arm encircled his neck, took you to heaven into his arms, ravaged him fiercely, and drilled his scalp with his fist: "Dare to say to Lao Tzu that I can't stand it, I'm tired of it!" ”
The face that sent you to heaven turned green, and he could clearly feel a gaze sweeping over him. The eyes were burning as if they were going to burn a hole in someone!
"Sister Attack, I was wrong, can you let it go first?" Send you to heaven and want to cry without tears, can he be compared with the world's first attacker who plays with a bow? Coupled with the fact that other men are staring at it, you really want to make this woman out of the way, and he is the one who died! But if you don't break free. They will be jealous for a long time, and he will be the one who dies......
"It's good to know your mistakes, and next time you dare to say stupid things like men and women can't be taught and accepted. I'll take a good class with you! "After the first attack in the world, I will throw you to heaven with a stumbling block, and I don't care about it.
"Brother drunk, let's go first." The bearded man who helped the first attack in the world just now has a baby face, and his name is also very in line with his personal characteristics, he is called the bearded baby face.
"You quit the group, I'll come to the group." After the first attack in the world, he sent an invitation to each of the other people present to form a team. Seeing that the other two contestants who were not members of the Dragon Soul World took a special look at them a few more times, he said to the others, "Since we have met." Let's discuss the next steps. ”
"Well, what do you think, drunken brother?" Sending you to heaven is still quite respectful to the drunk world, although their family will smoke from time to time because of the difficulty of choosing syndrome, but he is a person with a convincing personality.
"Go to the sinkhole." Drunk and lying in the world this time, he didn't get entangled, and he said his decision decisively, "Today's game will end at 4 o'clock in the afternoon on Doudao, and tomorrow's game will be dark, so it's safer to arrive at the sinkhole one step earlier." ”
"Well, this is what I discussed with Xiao Zui, the sinkhole must be the main battlefield behind the rear, go over and explore it one step earlier, if you can pick a suitable terrain for ambush, then you can catch others off guard." The world's first attack said, "Of course, if you meet other contestants on the road, kill one to earn one, kill one to earn a pair, but whenever you meet a contestant, you can't run if you can't beat it, and grab it if you can beat it!" ”
"Sister Attack, are you fighting the idea of killing people and robbing goods?" The bearded babyface said.
"Of course, isn't the purpose of the battle to kill people and rob goods?" The first attack in the world said.
"It's still domineering, just do it!" The bearded babyface had just finished saying this, and received a slap in the eye that would send you to heaven.
"Well, let's go." Drunk lying in the world, he didn't talk much, so he directly turned out the map of Doudao, looked at the map for a while, and after identifying the direction, he led a team of people to the direction of the sinkhole.
Here, a group of people from the Dragon Soul World are heading towards the sinkhole, and the cuttlefish girl and her brother Milky Foot, who are hurrying in the Hidden River, are sitting on the slippery stones to rest, and the cuttlefish girl is still holding a badge in her hand, which she just picked up from the Hidden River.
The water of the Hidden River is not deep, and the current is not turbulent, and the cuttlefish girl and her brother are quite easy to walk here, and they can also pick up a few badges from the Hidden River from time to time, which is much easier than walking in the jungle before. Just walking in the Hidden River, the physical exertion seems to be greater, and after walking for a while, they will feel hungry, and they have stopped to eat three times since they entered the Hidden River. This time I sat down to rest for the purpose of eating and replenishing my energy.
"Cuttlefish, it's not a matter to go on like this, I'm afraid there won't be enough food to eat, I don't know how long this road to the sinkhole will have to go, what if the food runs out of food for a while?" Brother Milk is enough to worry about this, he didn't worry about food before, but now he has eaten three times in this hidden river after walking for a short time, so why should he continue walking?
"I have a snake here, you dispose of it, roast it and eat it first." The cuttlefish girl is not worried about the food shortage. She also brought a lot of food with her, which she had prepared at the beach before, and spent the night at the beach for the two days. She's not idle.
My brother received the dead snake thrown from the cuttlefish girl, and he was so frightened that he threw the snake directly into the hidden river, so angry that the cuttlefish girl glared at him a few times, and despised him: "A snake is also afraid, what's so terrible about this?" They're all dead. ”
"I don't kill!" My brother is full of milk and hard mouth.
"Then you should go and eat vegetable leaves all day long. Don't eat meat. After speaking, the cuttlefish girl fished the snake out of the hidden river, and stuffed it back into the storage bag, she is not good at handling this kind of thing, and she can barely cook it when she barbecues or something. Now she still has food here, and after a while, she really won't have anything to eat, so she will find a way to make her brother milk enough to roast the snake. She didn't believe that this thing was so hungry that she would hate snakes!
"That's not going to work. I don't have the strength to eat meat, and I'm not a monk, so why only gnaw on vegetable leaves? "I heard that the meat was going to be cut off. The elder brother was resolute not to dry up the milk, he took out the barbecue that he hadn't eaten before from the storage bag, ate it by himself, and continued to the cuttlefish girl while eating, "I don't know how long this hidden river is." How long do you think we'll have to go? ”
"How do I know the way?" "I don't have a map." By the way, do you have a map of Doujima? ”
"I didn't either, I used to walk blindly all the way."
"Then let's leave it alone, let's talk about it later." The cuttlefish girl thought for a while before saying, "Anyway, the old village chief shouldn't have lied to us, we have been walking for so long, and we haven't encountered any danger, except for feeling hungry very quickly, there is no other strange feeling, this hidden river is probably really a shortcut to the sinkhole, this time I earned it!" ”
Among all the players who played on Dou Island, it was indeed the cuttlefish girl and her brother who had the most shit luck to touch such an underground river, and they were safe and easy to walk along the way, which was much more comfortable than other contestants who were rushing in the jungle. Rushing in the jungle, not only will you encounter the npcs of the aborigines of Doudao who are not in the status of friends and foes, but also encounter various poisonous insects, snakes and ants, the closer you get to the vicinity of the sinkhole, the higher the danger factor, and those seemingly harmless plants have also become murderous weapons, the live broadcast channel just took a screenshot of the death of the two players, they died in the hands of a colorful plant, and the death is particularly disgusting.
"Look at the situation of Seventeen!! Seventeen young people have caught up with the team of sixteen people!! ~~~~~~”
"Seventeen young !!! for live broadcast"
"Brother Seventeen is mighty and domineering, is he going to pick the rhythm of sixteen? ●▽●”
"What are you kidding, you're going to die!! Sixteen people, do you think it's troublesome, seventeen young people go out and don't bring a priest, they will die, okay!! ”
Seeing that the news about Mo Seventeen was mentioned in the chat room, the official commentator of the live broadcast channel immediately adjusted the picture to Mo Seventeen, and just saw the scene of Mo Seventeen's invisibility clearly, and saw him change from an entity to a phantom.
"The Mo family is seventeen, is this really going to be sixteen?" Ou Zi exclaimed in surprise, "The badge he was blown up by the system before was picked up by the team with the largest number of members in the battle so far, is this time trying to get his badge back?" ”
"Eh-" The doctor has a very good impression of the Mo family's seventeen youth, and has become a fan of Mo Seventeen in this short seven-day competition, "The next scene must be very exciting, let's wait and see!" ”