262 When a woman is angry, you must live like a trouser
At night, a Land Rover is running wildly on the highway in City A.
The speed was as terrifying as the roaring sound that the motor emitted.
Fortunately, today for unknown reasons, there are very few cars on this highway.
But soon, another modified BMW came not far away.
The speed and sound of the car are almost indistinguishable from those of professional race car drivers.
These two cars are driving side by side on the highway like this, and neither of them will slow down.
Wherever the car passed, many leaves on the side of the road were rolled up and fluttered. The scene is spectacular.
After a long time, the two cars stopped at a rest stop.
One man leaned next to the Land Rover, while the other entered the store, grabbed two dozen beers from it, and swaggered out.
"Talk about the boss, give!"
The man who came out with two dozen beers handed a dozen to the man leaning next to the Land Rover, then opened a bottle of beer and poured it into his mouth.
The man on the other end, after taking the dozen beers, did not hesitate to unscrew it and pour it into his mouth.
But after he poured two bottles of wine in a row, when he turned around, he found that Second Master Ling was staring at him with an incredible expression.
"Ahem...... What's wrong? Because he was a little anxious to cover up his gaffe, Tan Yize was choked.
And this virtuous Tan Yize made Second Master Ling's bewitching eyes smile even more.
"Laughing fart!" The hot-tempered man couldn't help but be angry when he saw his smile.
Suddenly, he was slapped on the roof of the car beside him.
The sound was deafening.
And Ling Erye watched his beloved car modified by him to the point that except for the original shell, the others were all high-equipped BMW cars with racing drivers, and the roof was sunken into a big hole, but he felt sorry for him.
"Talk about the boss, what are you unhappy about, why bother to take my 'little touch' to be angry!"
Although he said so, his expression could be regarded as hideous, but at this moment, Second Master Ling's heart still had a strong sense of happiness.
This car is the most precious except for Su Youyou and his little heart Princess Ling.
Since marrying Su Xiaoniu, he has not been able to have a romance even if he wants to. First, because Su Xiaoniu stared at him, and secondly, he didn't allow himself to cheat again, so that this love that was hard to find was shattered again.
Because of this, in addition to the fun of teasing his wife and daughter, the current Ling Er Ye is left with his beloved sports car.
Every time I go to the 4S store for a little modification, it is a big expense.
But even so, Second Master Ling was only a little distressed at this time.
Why?
That's not because, if you want to restore the original car, you can easily send it to the 4S shop. But this joke about the boss is not something you can see if you want to see it.
Knowing this, he should have called Mo Laosan tonight.
Among their brothers, the least thing that went wrong was Tan Yize!
Don't say it's him, this Mo Laosan may not be looking forward to seeing the jokes of the boss for a long time.
Thinking of this, Second Master Ling sent a text message to Mo Laosan behind his back.
The purpose, of course, is to call Mr. Mo Lao Sanzhou over!
Sharing fun is one thing, on the other hand, Ling Er Ye also wants someone to help him bear the anger of the boss.
Otherwise, in this wilderness, when the time comes, talk about the boss and make him a man who is not a human and a ghost, so what should I do?
"What's the wrong name? Take this kind of indiscriminate! ”
Tan Yize didn't know Ling Erye's careful thoughts at this time, and when he heard him just say the name he gave to the BMW, he couldn't help frowning.
However, talking about Yize's dissatisfaction today, in the eyes of Second Master Ling, it is actually similar to the few days when a woman came to her aunt. That is, nothing is cool!
So in the face of Tan Yize's humming, Second Master Ling didn't pay attention to it at all, and casually just ridiculed. "Talking about the boss, you don't understand! It's called the mood of life! ”
After saying this, Second Master Ling secretly observed the expression of the talking boss behind his back.
I saw that the crease in the center of the boss's eyebrows was a little more obvious.
Pursed thin lips, repeating the last four words he said: "Life mood? ”
It was as if I had seen a very difficult question.
But God knows, Tan Yize, who is a group of people who have known each other for a small time, rarely has an expression on his face. Especially, it's still such an incomprehensible expression.
So, Second Master Ling immediately understood that talking about what the boss encountered today must be related to Gu Nianxi.
After quietly glancing at Tan Yize's expression, he said: "I think my sister-in-law must understand this question!" ”
Their talk boss is mighty and brave, and he wanders on the dark side of this world all year round.
Basically, all the problems are not seen by this man.
There is only one person who is an exception.
That person is Gu Nianxi, who talks about Yi Ze's little wife.
Only when encountering her problem, this man who can be calm in the face of life and death will go crazy!
"Ling Er, why do you think she's angry for no reason?"
When Second Master Ling mentioned Gu Nianxi, the man poured two bottles of wine in a row, and only after stabilizing his breath a little did he tentatively speak.
However, this also confirmed Second Master Ling's guess, it was indeed about Gu Nianxi.
"Talking about the boss, there are many reasons for women to be angry!"
Second Master Ling comforted with the attitude of a person who had come over.
It is only on the issue of women that he can put on such a posture in front of the boss.
After all, his previous affair history is there,
The history of the former romance is there, and it is a living textbook.
Otherwise, isn't there still the best Su Youyou among women around him now?
These are the main reasons why Ling Erye has rich experience and has become a women's encyclopedia.
"Huh?"
Hearing Ling Er's words, Tan Yize raised his eyebrows.
In the dark night, there was still a different light in this man's black eyes.
In addition to the wisdom that Ling Er Ye is familiar with, there is also the ignorance that is unfamiliar.
"For example, our Su Xiaoniu, there are many kinds of tantrums. Generally, if she is weak and refuses to even take care of me more, she is sleepy or hungry, or she is annoyed by me! If she suddenly slapped me, except for the brain, she suspected me of cheating! ”
"Oh, and! If she suddenly became hot to me, for example, she suddenly made me a delicious meal, and then served me in a good voice, it would definitely be the rhythm of beating me up. So, usually at this time, I would rather not eat than that meal to be my last supper! ”
As long as they talked about their family's Su Xiaoniu, Second Master Ling turned into a chatterbox.
When he said this, he still had a slight smile on his face, as if he was enjoying it.
But after staring at it for most of the day, he didn't wait for the answer he wanted, and Tan Yize became popular again.
"Also, Su Xiaoniu occasionally kicks me out of bed in the middle of the night. But it's usual, she's not angry, she's just trying to beat me up......"
Second Master Ling was about to beep down, when suddenly there was another loud noise on his side.
When he closed his mouth and turned to look at his side, he found that his beloved BMW had another big hole.
And beside him, there was a man's fist that had no time to withdraw after the violence.
"Talking about the boss, I just want to analyze with you the reasons why women are angry, why did you ...... my car again"
He muttered his frustration quietly.
But it was still heard by Tan Yize.
In front of Second Master Ling, the green tendons on his fist moved twice.
"Getting to the point!"
Seeing the small details on the fist, Second Master Ling swallowed his saliva, and then continued: "The point is that no matter what a woman is angry about, you must think about the pants and provide them with a good voice!" Otherwise, she will think that you don't love her as much as you used to and spoil her! ”
The fist landed on the car, and the roof sank directly into a large hole.
This will fall on the man, and if he does not die, he will lose half his life.
Second Master Ling is a human spirit, so he doesn't do this kind of living and suffering thing.
Second Master Ling's words, whether Yi Ze listened to it or not, Second Master Ling didn't know.
After drinking all the remaining drinks, the two of them flew into the car again before they went home to find their wives.
As for Mo Laosan's goods, until they all went home, they didn't reply to Ling Erye's message.
This made Ling Er Ye mistakenly think that the goods might have evaporated from the world.
And after Tan Yize returned to the house, he stood in the courtyard for a while.
His purpose was actually to let the night wind blow away the smell of alcohol on his body.
It's just that the wind hasn't blown for a while, and Tan Yize noticed that on the pot of phalaenopsis that Old Man Tan didn't know where he got it a while ago, two delicate and lovely flowers were gently swaying with the night breeze.
That picture is quite beautiful!
It was such a scene that made Tan Yize unconsciously recall what Second Master Ling said just now.
No matter what a woman is angry about, you have to think about the pants and provide them with a good voice!
While thinking about this, Tan Yize stared at the two flowers, and a strange light flowed from the bottom of his eyes......
"Baby, go to bed! If Mom comes out of the shower and sees you still mischievous, you won't want to eat White Rabbit Candy tomorrow! ”
In Yu Baobao's room, Gu Nianxi scooped up her pajamas, leaned over and said by the child's small bed.
The other two children had already fallen asleep.
Only this mischievous big baby still refuses to sleep. Just now, he was still yelling to go to the yard and continue to play with the dog.
If he hadn't been caught by Gu Nianxi and brought back to the small bed, he would probably have been playing crazy in the yard again.
Hearing that his mother was going to punish himself for not being able to eat his favorite white rabbit toffee, Yu Baobao obediently closed his eyes.
And after Gu Nianxi rubbed the child's cockscomb, he turned around and prepared to go to the bathroom in his bedroom.
But when she pushed the door and entered, two beautiful flowers appeared in front of her......
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