Chapter 25: Iron Bones Crooked Mouth

Wu Chen's heart moved, could it be that he had an affair? Softly said, "Of course." "When I turned my head, I was strangled by it! This look almost didn't scare Wu Chen to death, what a strange face, twice as many as a normal person, closer, with a smile on his face, his face full of acne was really like a peach blossom blooming, just one glance, Wu Chen swallowed the coke in his mouth very hard, and quickly ran away.

When I went out of the gate and saw the heat outside, I was worried about where to pass the time? The last trip has made him very cold to the antique market, and picking up a leak in that kind of place is tantamount to looking for a needle in a haystack!

I can't afford to hurt a weekend alone! After thinking about it for a while, he decided to go to Fangcun Flower and Bird Market to see what good dogs there were, he always wanted to raise a golden retriever, but a good breed is too expensive, too miscellaneous and not good-looking, and he hesitated to raise it until now.

A person walked around the flower and bird market, and didn't see any good dogs, but saw a lot of tropical fish that couldn't be named, and felt a little bored, so he was ready to go to Kangwang Road to find Kong Si.

Just as he was about to go up the bridge, his eyes suddenly caught a glimpse of a fortune teller sitting under the bridge, unable to see his age, semi-bald and shiny, with shoulder-length hair on the back of his head, and the breeze blowing, fluttering like a fairy.

Look at the face again, he looks lean, wears a pair of sunglasses, holds a cloth banner in his hand, and writes four big characters of "iron bone fortune-telling", and a large number of small characters and patterns are densely packed on the side. A piece of red cloth was spread out in front of him, full of all kinds of books and props, and it felt quite professional, not at all like those aunts who made a small horse and held a paper folding fan. Wu Chen hadn't seen this kind of person in the city for a long time, so he couldn't help but take a few more looks.

"Little brother, do you want to take a look?" The fortune teller greeted him when he saw that someone was paying attention to him.

Hey, you're not a blind man! Anyway, there was nothing to do, Wu Chen simply approached and squatted down, not to mention, this guy was quite complete, so he joked, "I said, buddy, you have so many things, in case the chengguan comes, why do you run?" ”

"Run, run! The soldiers will block, and the water will cover the earth! If you don't have money, you need to die! It's useless for them to take these things, it's a big deal for them to step on them, maybe there will be tens of thousands of yuan in compensation! The fortune teller said nonchalantly.

The area of Wu Chen's hometown is the most superstitious, and he has seen a lot of fortune-telling since he was a child. As for his mother, it is also who to worship, in addition to the annual worship of the ancestors and the whole village, the fifteenth day of the first month of the month is also uninterrupted. Even if it is rare to go out once or twice once or twice to "travel", it is also to meet the temple to worship the temple, see the temple and worship the temple, there is no concept at all, and when you encounter the church, you have to go in and bow down, and chant a few words "Lord keep it!" What a shame it was for Jesus on the cross.

Wu Chen teased her more than once, and every time she was beaten on the head, teaching him that it is not strange to worship a lot, and if he worships too much, the gods will naturally protect him. Now seeing that the fortune teller said something interesting, Wu Chen took out a cigarette, handed him one, and lit one himself, "Yes, I can't see that you are quite open!" Tell me, what kind of algorithm do you have? ”

"Do you know the way of the Book of Changes?" After the old man asked, he saw Wu Chen smiling and shaking his head, this is easy to do, and he opened his mouth and blew: "I am not talented, I have practiced "Zhou Yi" since I was a child, and I am proficient in Yili. This "Zhou Yi" is written by the ancient sage Zhou Wenwang, using Tai Chi gossip and strange changes in cause and effect to deduce the causal cycle of all things in the world, revealing all changes in the world, which is vast and profound, and the deduction of Yili can exhaust all changes in the world. When I grew up, I visited famous teachers, learned from each other's strengths, and today "Taixuan Sutra", "Cave Pole Sutra", "Participation in the Deed", "Huangji Sutra Book of the World" and so on have been omniscient, omniscient, it is to see through everything in the world, all kinds of plum blossoms are easy to count, money hexagram law is at your fingertips, all can not be counted. ”

After the old man finished speaking, seeing that Wu Chen was still smiling indifferently, he pointed to a dense picture in front of him, and continued to flicker: "See?" This is the Innate Ancient Map! When Dayu controlled the water, a giant turtle came up, and this is it! Between the square and the circle, it has meant two ways of time and space. Little brother, how about I calculate a hexagram for you? If you can get my crooked mouth, you can be regarded as your creation. ”

"Hehe, it turned out to be a crooked brother, look up for a long time!" Wu Chen also hid in the shadows under the overpass, listening to the old man's nonsense while smoking, and couldn't help but laugh a little when he saw that he was really unreasonable. Since he was a child, he has read the works of masters such as Nan Huaijin and Rao Zongxi, and he still has a slight understanding of Chinese culture, and he has also spent a lot of effort studying Yixue as the source of Chinese culture.

"I Ching" as Confucianism "six classics" of the head, is the Taoist "three metaphysical source", in the supreme position of the reader, is also an important subject of the imperial examination, each dynasty and each generation has designated textbooks, of course, in the Taoist and other fields to develop into metaphysics, so there are two sources of six sects, there are also Han Yi Xiang number, Wei and Jin Yili, Song Confucianism, Qing Dynasty miscellaneous sayings.

Of course, he knew that the old man said that Dayu's water control came out of Luoshu, a simple map imitating the nine palace celestial phenomena, which was not the same thing as Fuxi's innate diagram.

"Uh~ You've heard of me?" The old man couldn't help but ask strangely when he saw Wu Chen's long-admired appearance.

"Of course, the kid is not talented, he only loves Jin Yong, if I remember correctly, in "Smiling Proud Jianghu", is there your brother among the group of little ruffians who beat Ling Hu Chong in the tavern! In the past, I could only think of your old demeanor in books, but I didn't expect to see it alive today, what a blessing for three lives! Even Ling Fox dared to beat him, how could he not be admired? Wu Chen also smiled and made it up casually.

The fortune teller old man has also watched "Smiling Proud Jianghu", although he doesn't remember if there is a Chen crooked mouth, but he also knows that Wu Chen is laughing at himself, and he is not happy at the moment, "Little brother!" It's just a fortune story, so why make fun of the old man? Do you know how to talk about five stresses and four beauties, respect the old and love the young? ”

I haven't heard these terms for a long time, and I still feel a little kind, Wu Chen smiled, thinking that this Chen crooked mouth is also an interesting person, although he can't tell his age, but at least he has passed through that **** era. Wu Chen's principle is that it's good to joke appropriately, just not too much.

"Little brother, if you don't count the hexagrams, please let me go, don't block me from doing business!" Chen crooked his mouth and saw that Wu Chen had been smirking, and he had no sincerity at all, and he was even more dissatisfied.

"Let's do the math." Wu Chen didn't get up, took out another cigarette and handed it to Chen, "Walk by, pass by, don't miss it!" It's rare to meet such a living immortal as you, how can I miss it? By the way, how much is our hexagram? ”

"You know the goods!" Chen took the cigarette with a crooked mouth, put it on his ear, coughed twice, sat upright, stroked the sparse beard on his chin, and said in a deep voice: "As for the hexagram money, it depends on what you are and what kind of algorithm you have." For example, this copper coin hexagram numerology is relatively cheap, about five yuan, if it is ......"

"That's it!" Before Chen finished speaking, Wu Chen had already interrupted him, he wanted the cheapest, it was okay to spend a few yuan to have fun, it was too expensive to be exempt, he had just spent more than five hundred on Kong Si, and he didn't have enough money in his pocket, and five yuan was also used as a fast food.

Chen crooked his mouth and secretly regretted it in his heart, grandma's, I knew that Lu Dao should have reported a plum blossom of twenty yuan! Ordinary people will choose the more expensive, the technical content is high, anyway, it is not bad for a few dollars, so Chen crooked his mouth to follow the habit, starting from the cheapest report, I didn't expect this kid to not even listen to the back, what a poor ghost!

"Done! Little brother, report your birthday! Although he was disdainful in his heart, Chen still shook his spirit. The rivers and lakes are not easy to mix, even if he has a complete line of clothes and boasts of being dignified, in the past few days, no one has patronized it except for the city management!

"Aren't you asking for copper coins? Why do you still have a birthday? "The so-called eight characters are the year, month and day of birth, with a total of four pillars, each pillar is promoted by the two characters of the heavenly stem and the earthly branch.

"Well, if you want to report it, you will report it, this is still very important, combined with the analysis of the hexagram, this hexagram is more accurate." Chen crooked his mouth and said with some dissatisfaction, isn't it just five yuan? You are confused and cooperate, Lao Tzu crackles and pulls eggs, everyone calls it a day, how good.

"Okay." Wu Chen remembered his eight characters, but he didn't want to say it to others casually, and he still had a little superstitious thoughts in his heart, so he casually reported one of his eight characters. After reporting it, I thought about it for a while, and then I felt that the year was wrong, and according to this eight characters, I must be in my sixties.

Chen crooked his mouth just listened to it, he didn't remember it at all, and when Wu Chen finished speaking, he nodded, "um", picked up a worn-out iron plate, loaded three copper coins into it, and then covered it with another iron plate, holding it with both hands and shaking it loudly, I don't know how to think it was a casino dice shake!

Wu Chen saw that the two iron plates were red on a white background, because of the age, some places have lost paint, potholes, and what is even more bizarre is that the white spray paint on the bottom of the plate is printed with a few big red characters "Victory Commune", and I don't know when and where the road came from, it is rare that he actually brought it to the present!

Wu Chen shook his head and asked Chen with a smile: "Didn't you say that there is nothing to do?" You don't have to ask me, what are you going to do? ”

"Underestimate me! At a glance, the old man knew that you want to ask about career and marriage! Chen's crooked mouth was obviously stagnant, his hand stopped, put the iron plate on the ground, and said dissatisfiedly, "I said don't make trouble, okay?" The heart is sincere, you are so hip-hop, what else can I do? Why don't you come?! ”

Chen Crooked Mouth is also a person who has been in the rivers and lakes for a long time, looking at the outfit, he knows that Wu Chen is the best silk, who doesn't care about the future of young people? On this big weekend afternoon, wandering around alone, it's clear that there is no object! The old man has not been in vain for so many years, this has to be questioned, is it clearly an insult!