Chapter 14: Dominatrix Upper Body
Wang Xiao just shrugged his shoulders, "It feels very unpleasant to be excluded." ”
That's right, it seems that since Yu An also appeared, it has become a stage for him to fight against Yu Qianye, maybe the origin of the battle is still Yu Xiaoran, and he has been completely excluded, how could he, who has always been unwilling to be lonely, be left behind.
Moreover, he can feel that Yu Qianye can't get used to this person, as a brother, he naturally has to help, and he is really unhappy with An Ye, if nothing else, just because he looks more handsome than himself, taller than himself, and his sister Xiaoran treats him better than himself!
Thus, a word war began.
"You're a fake tiger."
"You're a bully."
"You look like Zhu Bajie!"
Khan, the corners of Yu Xiaoran's mouth twitched, and he glared at Wang Xiao, I don't take you to destroy the formation like this. Moreover, which eye do you see that my family Yu'an is also like Zhu Bajie, ah, you tell me, where is it like.
Wang Xiao glared back at her disdainfully, like!
The three of them put on a mighty triangular formation, quite with the momentum of the Three Kingdoms, the momentum is very severe, you come and go, not to be outdone.
Yu Xiaoran stood in the middle of this triangle, listening to it with a headache, and his head seemed to explode all of a sudden.
All the words exploded in her head, and after a moment of silence, she pulled down her face and yelled at the three of them, "Stop me." ”
Maybe it was the sick cat that suddenly turned into a tigress, and the three of them couldn't help but be stunned, looking at Yu Xiaoran dumbfounded, however, Yu Xiaoran pointed in the direction of the table as if he had blown up his hair, and said sharply, "Sit down obediently for me, and have a meeting!" ”
As a result, the situation of the three countries became a four-party meeting at that moment.
The three handsome boys sat side by side on the side of the table, although they looked at each other with great disdain, but in the face of Yu Xiaoran, who was on the other side of the table, pulling out his belt as a whip, and flicking it on the table to look at them viciously, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, silent, and much more well-behaved.
Yu Xiaoran stepped on the small wooden stool with one foot, put one hand on his waist, and waved the belt temporarily pulled out of his pants with the other, and fell twice hard, the belt was in the air, making an arrogant and threatening sound.
Yu Xiaoran squinted his eyes slightly, and glanced at them like a dominatrix, "Tell me, how did you all come here?" ”
That's right, maybe it was because I was hungry and fainted before, so I didn't realize this problem.
Didn't Yu Qianye say that she wanted to accompany her queen mother at home? Yu An also knew that she was here? Also, Wang Xiao, a stinky boy, didn't stay at his grandmother's house, why did he come here?
She glanced at them and pointed her hand, "Wang Xiao, you speak first." ”
Wang Xiao, who had been keeping his head down tightly, was suddenly taken aback by the name, and he raised his head in astonishment, "Me? ”
Yu Xiaoran's eyes narrowed, "That's right, it's you, say, why did you come here?" ”
He turned his head sideways to look at the two people next to him, and at this time their faces clearly had four big words written on their faces, and the corners of their mouths were slightly hooked, with a faint smile of schadenfreude.
He glared at them, turned his head and looked at Yu Xiaoran, "I ......", can you say such a thing as being driven out with an old man's broom? Can you say it, as soon as you say it, the wisdom of his life is gone.
Although it was all said that Yu Xiaoran stubbornly threw the broken dish to him and made him suffer from the black pot, no matter what the process was, the result was the most important, so he decided to cover up this fact.
So he raised his head and looked at her with dignity, "I smelled the smell of dumplings and suddenly wanted to eat dumplings, so I came, and I carried the black pot for Sister Xiao Ran, why do you have to have a meal to go back." ”
…… His words made Yu Xiaoran break out in two cold sweats, and Yu Qianye and Yu An also looked at her with meaningful smiles, and their eyes clearly conveyed a meaning, oh, it turns out that you want someone else to help you be blackened.
Yu Xiaoran, who was embarrassed and angry, glared at them, and pointed the finger at Wang Xiao again, "Wang Xiao, you open your eyes and talk nonsense, obviously your grandmother's house and my grandmother's house are the distance between south and north, smell the smell of dumplings, you don't belong to a dog, you belong to a weasel." ”
A trace of embarrassment appeared on Wang Xiao's face, which was immediately erased, and he still said frankly, "Anyway, I just smelled it." ”
Okay, you're amazing!
The corners of Yu Xiaoran's mouth twitched, and he aimed his gaze at Yu Qianye, who suddenly felt a little gloomy, "Yu Qianye, you can talk about it." ”
Yu Qianye's expression still couldn't see any change, but after a pause, he slowly spoke, "Mom is too annoying." ”
As soon as his words came out, Wang Xiao sneered, Wang Xiao raised his eyebrows at him, you can talk about it.
Yu Qianye quietly threw a cold eye at him without making any excuses.
"Mom is so annoying?" Yu Xiaoran looked at him suspiciously, muttered this sentence carefully, and dragged out the last note, "Don't you think grandma is more annoying than mother?" ”
As soon as she came, she was asked to pick up eggs, and then after a mess of darkness on her, she was also asked to pick vegetables, and she didn't pick vegetables, didn't give food and grabbed snacks from her, no matter how it was compared, grandma's annoying skills were definitely tens of millions of times more powerful than her mother's queen mother.
Facing Yu Xiaoran's suspicion, Yu Qianye glanced at her lightly, and said something that made Yu Xiaoran feel painful, "That's for you, not for me." ”
That's right, from beginning to end, she is the only one who is annoyed by grandma, and grandma is clearly prejudiced against her, so as soon as Yu Qianye comes, she doesn't need to pick vegetables or eggs, so she can eat dumplings directly.
Oh~~ What a painful comprehension Woo Woo ~ Yu Xiaoran sadly wiped away a tear or two, and re-targeted Yu Anye, the two stinky boys in front of him were fooled by them, but Yu Anye, you can't find a reason, Xiaoxiao, see if you don't admit that you miss me, and then do everything possible to find out where I am, and then trek through mountains and rivers to come to this bird egg village where birds don't to find me.
Thinking of this, Yu Xiaoran was happy, but her expression still had to be so serious, only to see her frowning and looking at Yu Anye, "It's your turn, let's talk about it, how did you come to such a place." ”
It was not only Yu Xiaoran who was looking forward to this question, but Yu Qianye and Wang Xiao couldn't help but be a little curious, although they still looked calm on the surface, but their ears had already been pricked up.
It's just that, compared to the performance of a few of them, Yu An also seemed calm for a long time, he just tilted his head sideways, bent his good-looking eyes, and looked at Yu Xiaoran with a smile.
The smile made Yu Xiaoran's heart flutter, and Yu Qianye Wang Xiao's anger rushed straight away.
Yu Xiaoran: Say it, Yu Anye, say you miss me.
Yu Qianye Wang Xiao: You dare to say an ambiguous word.
The corners of Yu Anye's mouth hooked slightly, and he said with a smile, his expression was simply calm, "I'm just here to travel, and I just heard Xia Yiqi say that you are here, so I came to see you by the way." ”
"Touristy? What a joke. Wang Xiao smiled disdainfully, "Who would travel to Bird Egg Village." ”
I didn't have anything to do when I came to Bird Egg Village for a tour, but I was either kicked in the head by a donkey or smashed by a bird's egg.
However, in the face of Wang Xiao's questioning, Yu An still smiled lightly, looked at Yu Xiaoran's eyes, and seemed to remind Yu Xiaoran of something.
"Travel, Bird Egg Village......" Yu Xiaoran seemed to have a little impression of these two words, and after being entangled for a while, her excited face drooped, she waved her hand, sat down, and said, "That's right, he is indeed here to travel." ”
A while ago, the two of them went to the dessert shop, and the female shopkeeper did say that they had won a prize and gave them a set of travel vouchers, and the location on it was Bird's Egg Village. And Yu An never said that he was coming, he thought that he had forgotten about it, but he didn't expect that he still remembered it, and he didn't come to Lang at all.
Sure enough, what did she come here because she thought about her, it was indeed that she thought too much.
"Huh." Yu Xiaoran sneered a few times.
And Yu Qianye met his eyes slightly, and he saw a trace of translucent light from Yu Anye's dark eyes, with a hint of cunning. Seeing this, his brows furrowed slightly, looking at Yu Xiaoran, who was sitting in front of him, and sighed helplessly, his old sister is really easy to deceive.
That's right, it's really easy to deceive, because none of the answers given to her by the three people sitting in front of her are true, and she takes them seriously without any suspicion.
Dumplings dumplings, who is the best person in the world to deceive?
Yu Xiaoran, Yu Xiaoran.
Who is Yu Xiaoran?
The best deceitful person in the world.
After some rigorous interrogation as Yu Xiaoran thought, although she didn't get the back she wanted, and no one came here for her, but after this question, the three men could finally sit at the same table honestly and eat, no, it should be eating dumplings.
And Yu Xiaoran didn't have to eat, first, because she was full, and second, because she had to pay a painful price for her words and deeds.
Yu An also sandwiched a dumpling, frowned, and then put it back in the bowl, and said to Yu Xiaoran, "Yu Xiaoran, pour me a bowl of vinegar." ”
"Okay, Young Master Yu, you wait." Yu Xiaoran ran over with a fart.
"Can you call my sister?" Wang Xiao also glared at Yu An, and Yu Xiaoran, who poured out the bowl of vinegar, was moved when he heard this, good boy, can say something for my sister, my sister really didn't misunderstand you.
After Wang Xiao received Yu Xiaoran's praising gaze, he raised his head arbitrarily, "Sister, pour me a glass of water." ”
…… Yu Xiaoran gritted his teeth, you stinky boy. She looked at him with wide eyes, but Wang Xiao just said lightly, "My grandmother said that the person who picks such a dish is simply unforgivable, and the food of the Lang Fei Party must be ......."
Before he finished his words, Yu Xiaoran's flattering voice immediately interrupted him, "Okay, Wang Gongzi, the little one will help you pour it out immediately." ”