Chapter 259: A woman who can't be touched, she must not touch!
Yang Yang and Lu Feng took turns to toast Ma Susu, basically two men drank one glass, and Ma Susu drank two glasses.
After the two bottles of red wine bottomed out, Yang Yang ordered another bottle of red wine, but it was a higher degree.
Ma Susu shook his hand again and again: "Don't drink it!
At this moment, Yang Yang's mobile phone rang.
Yang Yang answered the phone, pretended to exclaim, then hung up the phone and gave Lu Feng a look: "I have a dispute, go back first, and settle the account by the way, you stay, you must let Ma Dong have fun!"
Before leaving, Yang Yang reprimanded the two waitresses at the scene.
When Yang Yang left, Lu Feng got up to see him off and closed the door by the way.
In the private room, only Ma Susu and Lu Feng were left.
Lu Feng returned to the dining table, did not sit on the original seat, but sat next to Ma Susu, and said with a smile: "Chairman Ma, I closed the door, if we don't open the door, no one can enter!"
Ma Susu, who was drunk and hazy, seemed to wake up suddenly, she glared at Lu Feng and shouted, "What do you want to do?"
Lu Feng said unhurriedly: "I want to continue drinking with Ma Dong." ”
Ma Susu shook his head like a rattle: "I'm drunk, don't drink anymore!"
Lu Feng opened the red wine with a wine picker, and said with a smile: "Ma Dong, let me tell you a joke." If you laugh, you drink, if you don't, I'll drink, how about it?"
Ma Susu said without thinking: "Okay, I'll listen to the joke!"
Lu Feng filled Ma Susu's wine glass and said, "I'll tell you a joke about a thief's heart and a woman's age. A 20-year-old woman has no thief's heart and no thief's guts, a 30-year-old woman has a thief's heart but no thief's guts, and a 40-year-old woman has a thief's heart and a thief's guts, and is ready to play a game of red apricots out of the wall. As a result, when I looked back, the thief was gone!"
Ma Susu was stunned for a moment, and then laughed.
Lu Feng said with a smile on his face: "Ma Dong is the age when he has no thief's heart and no thief's courage, but Ma Dong smiled just now, this smile is really captivating the country and the city! According to the agreement between the two of us just now, since Ma Dong is smiling, he should drink all the wine in the cup!"
Ma Susu didn't refuse, picked up the teacup, and drank it all.
Lu Feng filled Ma Susu's wine glass and said, "Ma Dong, just now, I told a joke about the thief's heart and the age of a woman, and next, I will talk about the relationship between the drinking realm and the age of a woman!"
Ma Susu sighed and said, "The age of a woman, there are so many stories!"
Lu Feng continued: "In the wine game, when a man first started, he treated a man like a twenty-year-old woman treated a man, four words: strictly guard!"
Ma Susu exclaimed: "I belong to a twenty-year-old woman! It seems that I really have to guard against it!"
Lu Feng said: "Drinking and drinking, men treat people who persuade them to drink, just like a thirty-year-old woman treats men, it is also four words: half push and half accept." ”
Ma Susu's eyes widened and he was silent.
Lu Feng continued: "Keep drinking, men treat people who persuade them to drink, just like a forty-year-old woman treats men: if you don't come to me, I'll go to you!"
Ma Susu couldn't help but want to laugh, but finally held back.
Lu Feng continued to say: "If you drink it again, a man treats a man like a fifty-year-old woman treats a man: I found a man and wanted to talk about it, but I couldn't!"
When Ma Susu heard this, he couldn't help it anymore, and laughed out loud: "You stinky men, you will only make up these vulgar jokes to make fun of women!"
Lu Feng smiled slightly: "Ma Dong, you are smiling again! According to the agreement between the two of us, do you want to have another drink?"
"Drink it! Willing to gamble and lose!" At this moment, Ma Susu seemed to have already passed the stage of "strict defense", she picked up the glass of wine in front of her and drank it all.
Lu Feng filled Ma Susu's empty cup and said, "Ma Dong, I'll tell you another joke that is appreciated by both the elegant and the vulgar." This joke is very ridiculous!"
Ma Susu snorted with his nose and said, "Is it the kind of 'the audience doesn't laugh at the actors'?"
Lu Feng said: "Ma Dong will know when he hears it. ”
Ma Susu lifted her high heels, stepped on Lu Feng, and said, "You talk a lot of nonsense!
When Lu Feng saw Ma Susu's actions, not only was he not disgusted, but he was secretly happy in his heart.
After settling down, Lu Feng continued: "In a foreign country, there is an army about to go to the front. One of the new recruits didn't want to go into battle, so he lied to his commander and said, 'Report to the commander: My eye is so injured that I can't see more than a meter away, and I can't go into battle!' The commander took out a dollar bill, dangled it a meter in front of the soldier, and said, 'Do you see what this is?' The soldier said he couldn't see clearly. The commander made the soldier strip naked, and then the commander brought a picture album, and in the picture album was a young woman with no clothes on. The commander pointed to the beautiful woman in the picture book and asked the soldier, 'Do you see what is on it?' The soldier glared at the picture book and said, 'Sir, is that a female monkey?' The commander pointed to the soldier's nose and scolded, 'Returning the female monkey, the little brothers below you are up.'"
Ma Susu leaned back and smiled and said while laughing: "You men, it's so funny!"
"Ma Dong, you're laughing again!" Lu Feng said with a smile: "After laughing, it's time to drink!"
Ma Susu drank all the wine in the cup.
Lu Feng filled Ma Susu's wine glass again.
This time, without waiting for Lu Feng to tell the next joke, Ma Susu took the initiative to pick up the wine glass and said loudly: "Drink one with me!"
Lu Feng was secretly happy in his heart, and hurriedly picked up his wine glass: "It's my honor to be able to drink with Ma Dong!"
After two cups, Ma Susu couldn't sit still.
Lu Feng saw that the time had come, so he grabbed Ma Susu's waist and put it in Ma Susu's ear and said, "Ma Dong, I'll take you to bed?"
Ma Susu didn't answer, she fell softly into Lu Feng's arms, and let out a slight snoring sound.
This private room is an ensuite with a small bedroom.
Lu Feng picked up Ma Susu by the waist and walked to the bedroom.
In the process of walking, Lu Feng twisted on Ma Susu's buttocks, but Ma Susu was completely unaware. Her eyes were closed, her breathing was even, and she was clearly drunk and unconscious.
Putting Ma Susu on the bed in the bedroom, Lu Feng began to undress Ma Susu......
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After listening to Hades' words, Delis suddenly understood: after she stripped naked, she would be able to attract Yan Yan's attention to the greatest extent, thus creating an opportunity for Hades to escape!
If Yan Yan didn't chase after him when he was running away, but instead violated Delis, it would be even more what Hades wanted!
Delis began to undress as well......