Chapter 23: Yang Wei's impotence
Hearing Yan Di's words, Hou Yi and Xu Yang opened their eyes and saw the gangster lying on the ground with his bloody head in his arms, while Thunder Blade was sitting on the chair unharmed, and couldn't help but widen his eyes, as if he had seen an alien.
If you hit your own person for the first time, you can say that the gangster is too stupid; The second time you hit your own person, it can be called an accident, and the third time you hit yourself, can it still be called an accident? As long as you are not too stupid, you can now see that it is the hands and feet of the thunder blade. It's just that Thunderblade's hands and feet are too hidden, and he can't see what he does at all.
Wang Song took a deep breath, realizing that he was afraid that he might be in trouble today, he couldn't help but restrain his arrogant tone, looked at Lei Jian and asked, "Which way is my brother?" ”
Hearing his words, Lei Blade suddenly stood up from his chair, so frightened that Wang Song hurriedly took two steps back and made a defensive posture.
However, Thunder Blade didn't make a move, but shrugged his shoulders lightly, and said with a wry smile: "I'm such a kind and honest person, you actually think I'm an underworld." Looks like your vision isn't very good! ”
Wang Song saw that the thunder blade did not make a move, and breathed a sigh of relief, but when he heard his words, he almost didn't come up in one breath, and said in his heart, You will make my people so miserable in three or two clicks, and you dare to call an honest person, people can't be shameless like this.
Lei Jian waved his hand, too lazy to talk nonsense with Wang Song and Yang Wei, and said lightly: "Since you asked me which Tao I am, then let's do things according to the rules of the Dao!" You have made Lao Tzu unhappy, how to solve it? ”
Yang Wei was already frightened by the momentum of the Thunder Blade, and when he heard the words of the Thunder Blade, he hurriedly responded: "I lose money, I lose money!" ”
"Money?" Lei Blade sneered disdainfully, "It's hard to buy money and I'm happy!" ”
When Yang Wei heard this, he immediately turned bitter and said in frustration: "Big brother, I only have money left on me now, you don't want money, what do you want?" ”
This ramming goods really responded to his name, Lei Jian looked at the impotent Yang Wei funny, and said lightly: "It's very simple!" Lao Tzu is unhappy because you made my friend unhappy. As long as you do your best to make my friend happy within three minutes, I'll let you get out of this house, or else...... Just follow the example and smash a bottle on your head! ”
Recalling the bloody scene where the gangster smashed his head with a bottle, Yang Wei suddenly lost his temper, and hurriedly begged Yan Di for mercy: "I have no eyes, and I have made the three old people unhappy, you adults don't remember villains, don't be like me, I'll give you as much as you want!" ”
"Yang Wei, look at this girl...... It's like a lack of money...... Person...... Is it? Yan Di burped and shouted at Yang Wei, glaring at the trembling Yang Wei with a frosty face.
"Like ...... It's not like, it's not, you're so beautiful, how can you be short of money? After Yang Wei finished speaking, he felt that his words were inappropriate, and said again, "A beautiful person like you, there will definitely be many men who will pay for you." ”
Yang Wei wanted to express Yan Di's popularity, but when he said it, it sounded like Yan Di seduced a man by his posture to live, Xu Yang and Hou Yi immediately lowered their faces, but fortunately, Yan Di drank too much and didn't hear Yang Wei's words clearly.
"What does this girl's beauty have to do with you?" Yan Di snorted wine and shouted, "You don't even look at what you are, with a few stinky money, you actually let this girl be your lover." Phew, fuck off! This girl only wished that she was blind at the beginning, and actually became your girlfriend for ten days. ”
When Yang Wei heard Yan Di's scolding, not only did he not get angry, but he catered vigorously, nodding his head and saying, "Yes, yes, yes, I'm not a thing, you always look at me blind." ”
"Is this girl old?" Yan Di glared at Yang Wei with disdain and shouted unhappily.
"No, no, I just wanted to say you're not old. You're not angry now, so can I go? Yang Wei couldn't wait to ask.
"Who said that this girl is not angry, this girl is angry all over her stomach now, and I regret that I actually gave you a scumbag as a girlfriend." Yan Di said this, and burped again.
"And how can you get rid of your gas?" Yang Wei said in frustration.
Yan Di thought for a moment and said, "However, who hasn't been deceived by scum in their lives? Kowtow to this girl a few times, and then slap yourself ten times, saying that you are a scumbag, and this girl may forgive you. ”
Thinking that he was going to kneel down for Yan Di and slap himself, Yang Wei hesitated a little, but when he turned his head and saw that Lei Jian was looking at him with murderous eyes, he knelt down towards Yan Di as soon as he was afraid, and slapped himself while saying to Yan Di: "I'm a scumbag, I'm a scumbag......"
Everyone looked at this unseeded playboy with contempt, but Yang Wei slapped ten times as if he didn't notice the gaze of others, turned his head to Lei Jian and asked, "You think this is okay, right?" ”
Hou Yi reached out from under the table and pulled Lei Blade's clothes, and said softly: "Just let him promise not to harass Yan Di and us in the future, it's not good if things get big." ”
Lei Jian gave Hou Yi a reassuring look, and said coldly to Yang Wei: "Okay, you can get out." However, if you come to bully them in the future, it won't be so easy as a slap. ”
"Don't worry, handsome guy, I won't dare." Yang Wei stood up from the ground as if he had been amnestied, turned around and ran after making a promise, but was called back by the thunder blade.
Yang Wei looked at the thunder blade and said with a bitter face: "Big brother, didn't you promise to let me go?" ”
"Did I tell you to go? Remember, I'm telling you to get out of the slump, not out of the slump. Lei Jian raised his hand and scratched the itch, and said lightly to Yang Wei.
Yang Wei looked at the thunder blade and hesitated for two seconds, but he actually squatted down and rolled up from the spot with his feet in his hands.
Seeing Yang Wei's funny appearance, the people present laughed one after another, pointing fingers and talking happily. After twists and turns, Yang Wei finally rolled out of the Di bar with ridicule.
Yang Wei rolled out, and everyone couldn't help but follow Thunder Blade's attention and set their eyes on another person.
"Your choice is the same as Yang Wei's, either kowtow to her and admit your mistakes, and then get out of Di, or take a wine bottle and repeat what your subordinates did just now." Lei Jian glanced at Wang Song lightly, with indescribable contempt on his face.
Wang Song has been in the underworld for many years, and face is sometimes more important than life, hearing that Lei Jian wanted him to do this, his heart suddenly became angry, but reason made him endure it again, and said to Lei Jian expressionlessly: "Brother, be a man and leave a line, and you will see each other well in the future, you don't have to do it so desperately, right?" ”
Don't do it so badly? A sneer of contempt flashed in Lei Blade's eyes, if it weren't for Lao Tzu to fight, I'm afraid he would have been abolished by your little brother a long time ago, and now I don't know which street Lu Dao is still on. Lao Tzu wants to be desperate, see what you can do with Lao Tzu.
Thunder Blade sneered: "I just said, you only have two choices, either kneel down and admit your mistake and get out of here, or pick up a beer bottle and put it on your head." Seeing that Wang Song clenched his fists and wanted to make a move, he snorted disdainfully: "If you want to do it, I dare to guarantee that your ending will be worse than these two choices." If you don't believe me, you can try. ”
"Don't deceive people too much, this is Brother Luo's territory." Seeing that Lei Jian was so arrogant, Wang Song didn't dare to confront him, so he couldn't help but move out of his mouth.
"Who is the camel? Haven't heard of it! Thunder Blade looked at the time and said lightly, "You still have two minutes to choose now, if the time is up, and you can't make a choice, then I have to help you choose." ”
It's a big deal that the fish dies and the net is broken, even if Lao Tzu hangs, he won't let you take advantage. Thinking of this, Wang Song couldn't help but clench his fists, ready to fight with the Thunder Blade.
However, before he could make a move, a bald man with two men in suits pushed aside the crowd and walked straight towards the Thunder Blade, and as he walked, he said to himself: "The young people nowadays have a really big temper, and a group of frogs at the bottom of the well still regard themselves as the king of heaven all day long. ”
When Wang Song saw the bald man, he happily called "Brother Luo", and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief in his heart. Thinking of Thunder Blade's slander of Brother Luo just now, his eyes couldn't help but flash a trace of smug coldness.
"Pretend!" Thunder Blade said coldly, although the voice was not loud, but the people nearby heard it clearly, some of them shook their heads sympathetically, and some of them gloated at Thunder Blade, and their eyes all revealed a message: This kid is dead!
"Boy, do you know who I am?" The bald man walked up to Thunder Blade and asked coldly.
Thunder Blade raised his head and swept the bald man, and said disdainfully: "You can only pretend to be a fool!" ”
As soon as these words came out, the scene immediately fell silent, and only dynamic music was heard playing repeatedly. If Thunder Blade's situation just now was not good, then Thunder Blade was purely looking for death after saying this. In the sympathetic gazes of the people around him, it was as if the Thunder Blade was now a corpse.
The bald man's pupils contracted sharply, his eyes narrowed coldly, and he said slowly: "Well said, I don't remember the last time someone talked to me like this. ”
As soon as the word "done", the bald man had already taken off his shirt, revealing a scarred upper body, without the slightest warning, like a bloodthirsty jaguar, swinging a sandbag-sized fist and smashing it towards Thunder Blade's head.
Thunder Blade's eyes narrowed, flashed a shallow drunkenness, and said "up", and saw that the fist that had been smashing towards his head instantly changed direction and smashed towards Wang Song next to him.
Wang Song didn't react at all to the sudden fist, his abdomen hit him hard, and a blood injection immediately spurted out of his mouth, and he fell to the ground with a bow.
"The strength is okay, but the crosshair is too poor." Thunderblade clapped his hands lightly and said with a smile, "Looks like you should also go get a pair of glasses." ”