Chapter 334, I grabbed the plane instead!

The next day, Xiaofeng woke up early.

That scene last night seemed to be a dream, a strange dream. But so clear, so real.

Last night, he seemed to have made a deal with a demon in his dream. But, he now feels that the deal is worth it.

I may lose a lot of money if I make a deal with the devil, but I don't care anymore in order to achieve my ambition.

Thinking of this, Xiao Feng smiled in his heart and got up from the bed.

Ruxue beside him is still sleeping deeply.

Xiao Feng looked at Ruxue, stretched out his hand, and gently touched her hair.

Sister Ruxue, I really like you, really!

Sister Ruxue, don't worry, I won't abandon you. Still, I'm going to pursue other women. I hope for a day when wives and concubines are in groups. Because, I'm a man! It's a man with normal desires and a body.

However, Sister Ruxue, you are different from those women. You are the woman who loves me the most in this world, I know your love for me, and I cherish your true feelings for me.

For that reason, I'll let you be my big wife too. Oh, of course, it's a big wife other than Xiaoyu.

Thinking of this, Xiao Feng smiled slyly again.

Xiaofeng went out early, today is Sunday, and he is going to a place.

That place is a small alley not far from Jingxiu Street, this alley is called Flower Lane.

This Flower Lane is not a flower street willow lane, but famous because the people here liked to grow flowers at home in the past. Later, it became an alley where flower shops gathered, and the name of this flower alley is even more veritable.

However, another famous thing about Flower Lane is that there is a church in this alley, and it is the oldest church in the entire Jiangnan City, which can be traced back to the days when men had a big braid on the back of their heads.

When Xiaofeng came here, he didn't pay much attention to the flower shops in this alley and the flowers on the windowsill of each house, but walked straight into this flower alley church.

As soon as he entered the door of the church, a man was in front of him, holding out his hand and holding a book like a dictionary.

"Sir, buy a Bible. Looks like you're here for the first time, right? Take a look at the Bible, which is the most important book for mankind, and increase your knowledge and ascend to heaven sooner. Lord, will bless you! ”

"Lord?" Xiao Feng snorted coldly, "Who wants the Lord to bless you?" And let me go to heaven in the morning, I see, or you yourself go to heaven early, right? My own destiny is in my own hands. The only Lord is myself! ”

As he spoke, with a wave of his hand, he slashed the book that the man had handed him away.

With his vigorous swing, the book fell apart, and it was disconnected, and the white pieces of paper of the book were scattered all over the ground.

There was just a gust of wind blowing, and these white pieces of paper were blown up by the wind and floated everywhere.

"What the hell is wrong with this gentleman? Such a big temper, huh? The book salesman shook his head, incredulous.

Xiaofeng walked into the church and saw a man in a white robe at the door, knowing that it was a priest or priest here.

"Hey, where is the confessional?"

"Brother, are you here to repent? Just inside, turn left and you'll be there. The white-robed man said.

"Repentance? I never repent! Xiaofeng spat on the ground, "Only others have confessed to me!" I've never made a mistake, and if I'm wrong, it's their own mistake! ”

With that, he strode in.

"Lord, why is he so arrogant? Lord, forgive this ignorant young man. Amen! The clergyman turned pale with fright, and painted a cross on his body.

Xiaofeng arrives at the confessional room, only to find that the door is closed.

And outside the confessional room, there are two men, one left and one right, wearing sunglasses, looking very cool. Obviously, these are the two bodyguards.

"Let me ask you, is Brother Tie inside?" Xiao Feng turned to one of the men who looked like a bodyguard and asked.

"Brother Tie? Brother Tie is also what you asked? You are so rude! The bodyguard was annoyed and shouted loudly.

"So, he's in there? Good! "Xiaofeng is going to break in.

"You kid, so bold! Look for death! "Then how can the bodyguard let Xiaofeng in? He threw a punch and struck him.

Now Xiaofeng, are you still afraid of these thugs?

He dodged this powerful punch, and then, with a flying kick, he kicked the bodyguard's little stomach, and this kid, with a whoop, fell to the ground.

The bodyguard next to him saw that his buddy was knocked down, roared angrily, and kicked him over.

Xiaofeng didn't dodge or dodge, put his hands together, grabbed the leg kicked by the guy, and shouted: "You fly for me, you!" ”

I saw that this guy's leg was lifted upside down, and he actually fell to the ground with his head on the ground, and fainted all of a sudden.

Xiao Feng didn't bother to pay attention to these two guys, so he kicked open the door of the confessional.

There was a man sitting in the room, and when he saw someone rushing in, he was taken aback and immediately turned around.

"Is that you?" When they saw each other, they cried out.

It turned out that this Tie Ge was the yellow iron stick that fought with Xiao Feng on Jingxiu Street that day, nicknamed Tie Ge, that is, Meiling's fake "boyfriend".

Of course, Brother Tie also recognized Lu Xiaofeng.

"It's you! Lu Xiaofeng, I remember you. You're Meiling's neighbor and classmate, right? Boy, weren't you comfortable enough to be beaten by me that day? If it weren't for your big girlfriend who came forward to save you, you would have died that day! Brother Tie smiled disdainfully.

"It's me. Hello, Meiling's old boyfriend, how is it, lately, have you and Meiling lived in harmony? Do you have to rely on Viagra to stay in shape? Xiao Feng hugged his arms and looked at Brother Tie with disdain.

The person Brother Hui asked me to find, is this Brother Tie?

This guy has a lewd face, he is actually an elder of the Black Dragon Society? Isn't there any master in this Black Dragon Society?

"Thank you, so far, my life with Meiling is still very harmonious, don't want the little blue pill. Oh, me and her, can come three times in one night. Every time, she is satisfied. Thank you for your concern! Brother Tie sneered.

"Really?" Xiaofeng was stunned.

This old man, his physical strength is really so good?

Suddenly, from behind Brother Tie, a voice came out.

"Hello, sir, are you there?" It was coming from a small hole in the wall of the confessional room in the voice of an old man.

It turned out that the old man on the other side of the cave was the priest who was listening to Brother Tie's confession.

Xiaofeng simply walked over and said loudly, "It's here." By the way, what did I confess to you just now? You repeat. ”

Brother Tie's face changed.

"Oh, this gentleman, didn't you just confess that you liked a girl named Meiling, but you couldn't get her. So, so you have to take a *jerking off by yourself every night? Oh, this gentleman, I tell you, it's not good, it's not only hurting, it's going to hell. The Lord said, "You can't hit a plane, you can't hit a plane, or you won't be able to go to heaven." ”

Now, Brother Tie's face has completely turned the color of pig liver.

Xiao Feng understood, smiled at Brother Tie, and then said to the cave, "Father, thank you!" You can rest assured, I won't be jerking off again. I'll grab the plane, if I want to grab it, I'll grab the plane of Malaysia Airlines! Their precautions are weak and easy to grab! ”

"How can this work? Brother, you are going to hell like this! Lord, forgive this man. Amen! ”

Xiao Feng was annoyed, grabbed a stone on the ground, and threw it towards the hole.

"Father, this is a gold bar, I gave it to you!" Xiaofeng said at the top of his throat.

With a "whoop", the priest screamed. It turned out that he was hit in the head by Xiaofeng's stone and fell down on the spot.

"No way, I hate this kind of nagging guy the most. Brother Tie, are you still confessing to him? Really, you're so tasteless. ”

"Hahaha!" Brother Tie laughed, this was probably the funniest scene he had ever seen.

But at this moment, a person ran in from outside, and as soon as the man came in, he said breathlessly: "Brother Tie, be careful, be careful of this kid!" He, he's an assassin! ”??????