"Well, let's put it this way. Since ancient times, intelligent human beings have begun to use their wisdom to know how to use waste, that is, because of them, our crops can grow healthily, and we can eat, so we can't look down on it so much, its relationship with us humans is not ordinary intimacy. ”

is like a teacher lecturing, every sentence is full of affirmation and seductive tone, which makes Yu An feel funny, "Since you said that our relationship with it is not ordinarily intimate, then please also tell me, what do we have to do with it?" ”

When Yu An also asked this question, Yu Xiaoran despised him fiercely in his heart, what does it matter, isn't it from you, what kind of relationship do you say.

But these words, she can only think about them in her heart, if she says it with such a bad attitude, then what she said will be in vain, she thought for a while, nodded heavily, and said seriously, "Strictly speaking, we people are actually large manure machines that cost grain." ”

Burst!

Yu An almost didn't faint when he heard this, people are Lang Grain's large manure machine, this kind of words, I'm afraid only Yu Xiaoran can say it, and he can also use such an undoubtedly philosophical tone and expression to say this kind of angry words of people and gods.

"I'm telling the truth." Yu Xiaoran really felt that she was not wrong, it raised the grain, we ate the grain, and we couldn't finish eating it and turned it back, judging from this logic, she decided that her answer was impeccable. "And ......"

When she wanted to explain something, she was immediately stopped by Yu Anye, "Okay, even if we have an intimate relationship with it, it's really that kind of intimate relationship." ”

"So you don't discriminate against it, do you?" Yu Xiaoran's eyes lit up and he looked at him expectantly.

"Ugh." Yu An didn't know how to come back to this question, so he had to nod casually.

It's great, it's great, Yu An can also nod, it's all easy to do. Yu Xiaoran was already quietly setting off firecrackers in his heart.

Yu Xiaoran took advantage of the victory and said in pursuit: "Then Yu Anye, I accidentally let your mobile phone get in close contact with it, you shouldn't have much opinion, right?" ”

Maybe he didn't listen carefully to Yu Xiaoran's nonsense before, but he really heard the last sentence very clearly, and he laughed coldly, "So, did you throw my phone into the toilet?" ”

Yu Anye's face turned faster than the other, it was sunny just now, and all of a sudden there were dark clouds, which made Yu Xiaoran's heart cold all of a sudden, and she nodded silently.

"Yu Xiaoran, should I say that your life is too legendary, or should I say that my phone is too unlucky?"

"Probably, all of them." Yu Xiaoran muttered quietly, indeed she also felt that some things she could encounter in her life, maybe others might not be able to meet Lu once in eight lifetimes, maybe the moment she was born, it had already determined her difference.

"Yu Anye, I know you're angry now, but ......"

"I'm not angry."

Yu Anye's words made Yu Xiaoran stunned, and Yu Anye actually said that he was not angry, not angry! Yu Xiaoran, who had been keeping her head down tightly from beginning to end and didn't dare to look directly into Yu Anye's eyes, raised her head cautiously, at first she thought that Yu Anye would immediately dismantle her as soon as she heard about it, but looking at his smiling face, she was even more scared.

Who is still in a happy mood when he hears that his own things have been damaged, Yu An is also so wonderful.

"That Yu Anye, even if you're not angry, don't laugh, okay, so my heart is very bottomless!" Her little heart was pounding all the time.

But Yu An didn't put away the smile on his face because of her words, only to see him put his hand on Yu Xiaoran's shoulder, and said enthusiastically: "What are you afraid of, the two of us, what is the relationship, do you still share your and my things?" ”

Yu Xiaoran, how do she know what her relationship with him is. Oh, by the way, it is the relationship between the landlord and the long-term worker, it turns out that there are such benefits for people to be a long-term worker, and there is no need to lose money if the landlord's things are broken!

"So, you don't have to lose money from me?" Yu Xiaoran looked at him in surprise.

"You don't have the money to pay me anyway, do you?"

"Yes, yes." Yu An really said too much, she patted her chest heroically, "I don't have the money to compensate you, I'm a person, I don't want money, I just want my life." ”

"That's right." Yu An also nodded with satisfaction, "So I didn't plan to ask for your money at all, as long as your life was enough." ”

……

Yu Xiaoran looked at him sluggishly, and then he had already slammed his mouth N times in his heart, calling you to talk too much, telling you to pretend to be a righteous man, look, people are really dying.

"Yu Anye, you have to know that Lu Dao, now it is a society under the rule of law, you kill people, but you have to pay for your life, in order to take my small life, pay for your big life, it's not worth it."

"Did I say I was going to kill you?"

"That ......"

Yu Xiaoran looked at him puzzled.

"Use your labor to pay back, you're working as a long-term worker anyway, and you don't care about working for so many days, right?" Yu An also looked at her with a grin.

Yu Xiaoran looked at him stupidly without tears when he wanted to cry, it's over, this long-term job is really not finished.

Seeing Yu Xiaoran's expression, Yu Anye's smile narrowed a little, "What, you don't want to?" Then I have to lose money, although I am not the kind of philistine, but money is such a thing, it is better to figure it out. ”

As she spoke, Yu An also raised her fingers and began to count her debts. Seeing that the number of counts was increasing, Yu Xiaoran hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop Yu An from continuing to count, and said with a wry smile, "We, a word is a deal." ”

Yu An also glanced at her obliquely, the corners of his mouth curled slightly, and an unsurprising smile was hidden under the reluctance he pretended, "Alas, well, that's it." ”

Seeing that he was about to step into the never-ending days of being a long-term worker, in order to remember the youth and freedom that were about to pass, Yu Xiaoran decided to take Yu Anye's meal card to have a big meal. One is to take revenge, and the other is that I am hungry.

But given that the owner of this card is Yu Anye, Yu Xiaoran had no choice but to call him, although he is the creator of his own painful life.