Chapter 208: Bird Control
Du Jia, who was clubbing with friends in a dream, drinking and watching beautiful women, suddenly felt that her face was so itchy, as if a small insect was crawling down her cheeks and reaching her neck little by little, and she had a lot of unyielding insistence.
"Go away!" Du Jia stretched out her hand and waved away the 'little bug', and opened her hazy sleepy eyes in displeasure, seeing Junda's magnified handsome face. At such an ambiguous distance, even the pores on his face were clear at a glance.
Seeing Junda supporting his head with one hand, lying on his side and leaning against himself, Du Jia smiled evilly: "Junda, are you doing something bad while I am asleep?" ”
"Little ...... The little monk didn't! Junda didn't dare to look into Du Jia's eyes with a weak heart.
"Still say no? Whose lustful hands are touching my face and neck? Du Jia deliberately asked with a straight face, "If I don't wake up, do you still plan to touch my breasts, or somewhere else?" ”
"The little monk doesn't, the little monk ......" It turns out that Du Jia refers to this by 'bad things'! While Junda breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, he also felt a kind of embarrassment of being caught.
Du Jia guessed correctly, if she didn't wake up, Junda really wanted to touch her whole body. Who made her cat-like sleeping face so tempting, and from time to time pouted her small mouth and wrinkled her little nose, which was so cute that Junda was full of blood.
Seeing that Junda was panicked, Du Jia let him go: "Okay! Look at the nervousness that makes you! I won't tease you! ”
Du Jia sat up and stretched: "I'm so hungry when I sleep!" You're hungry too, aren't you? I'm going to make you breakfast! ”
"Breakfast?" Junda also sat up, "It's been an hour since lunch, what else is breakfast to make?" ”
"What?" Du Jia rubbed his eyes in disbelief, looked out the window, and looked down at the watch in his hand: "Damn!" Twelve?! Can I sleep that well? ”
Du Jia felt a little strange, he slept in the carriage for a long time yesterday and slept very early at night, why did he sleep for so long today? No wonder you're so hungry!
Stretched out his hand and rubbed his neck, which was a little stiff from sleep, and found that there was a faint soreness near the sleeping hole, Du Jia didn't pay much attention to it, frowned, turned over and got out of bed: "Then I'll make you lunch!" ”
Junda grabbed Du Jia and chuckled and put a new set of dresses in her hand: "No need!" Hurry up and change your clothes and freshen up. I've already made the meal, I'll bring it to you! ”
"You know how to cook?" Du Jia looked at Junda with some fear, "Mo Xue said that the food you cook can eat the dead, I don't dare to eat it!" ”
"Mo Xue told you this?" Junda didn't expect to show a flaw in such a trivial matter, and smiled unnaturally, "That was before, Limei had already taught the little monk to cook, although it was not delicious, but it was not difficult to swallow!" ”
"It's Limi again! You are not allowed to mention her in front of the Lord in the future! Du Jia reached out and grabbed Junda's ear, "Did you hear that?" If you dare to mention her again, you will sew a needle into your mouth! ”
Seeing Du Jia's face suddenly sank, Junda was a little puzzled: "What are you doing?" She is the little monk's life-saving benefactor, and she ......"
"Shut up! If you say no, you don't! Du Jia felt that she was about to be smoked to death by the monstrous smell of vinegar. Competing with a dead person and being jealous, she was really full and panicked, but she was extremely uncomfortable in her heart!
Why would a woman save Junda for no reason, not only healing his injuries, but also passing on all her skills to him? Eight times out of ten, this woman is here. Nine is to fall in love with Junda, otherwise he wouldn't even want his life!
"Good! Don't be angry! The little monk will not mention it in the future! Seeing that Du Jia was really angry, Junda hurriedly reached out and hugged her waist, "If you mention her in the future, you will tear off the little monk's ears!" ”
"That's pretty much it!" Du Jia retracted his vinegar, "Are you sure that what you make can't eat the dead?" If you can't eat it, then bring it to me and try it! I'm starving! ”
"Good! Wait a minute! After a while, Junda came in with a tray with a few home-cooked dishes.
With the attitude of giving it a try, Du Jia tasted every dish, but she didn't expect it to taste really good, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up: "Amazing!" You can make the dish so delicious so quickly! After that, you will take care of our food! ”
“…… Good! The smile on Junda's face was a bit far-fetched, and he secretly decided that from today onwards, he would go to Ge Gu to learn how to cook when he had time, and he really had to learn this craft at home, otherwise every time he let Ge Gu do it, he would be discovered sooner or later!
After eating, Junda said that he had something to go down the mountain and asked Du Jia if he would go with him. Du Jia looked at the stone steps with no end in sight and felt powerless.
Although her internal strength began to recover slowly, this "slowness" can really be called turtle speed, and she will recover a little bit in a month or two, and she can't even use light work.
This will have to go down the mountain, and climb up again later, it is estimated that she will be disabled! "There you go! I'm waiting for you right here! By the way, go back to the Shadow Mansion and tell Senior Brother and Zinuo that I will stay here for a few days, so that they don't have to worry! I left in a hurry yesterday and didn't tell them, and seeing that I didn't return all night, I might be looking for someone everywhere! ”
"Good!" Junda nodded, walked a few steps and turned back to explain, "It's safe here, but don't go around!" You don't have martial arts now, so it's better to be careful! ”
"Zhilu said! Go ahead! Go early and come back early! After Junda left, Du Jia sat at the door of the wooden house, looked at Merlin for a while, felt very bored, and suddenly remembered the mobile phone in his arms, so he took it out and played with it.
It's rare to have such a great opportunity to play with your phone to your heart's content when no one is around.
In this regard, Du Jia is very depressed! Since Hua Yuning said that the mobile phone is an artifact, everyone has been staring at it. Du Jia didn't dare to show it off, who knew what was going on in the road?
Turning on the phone, Du Jia went straight to the video icon in the phone. poked in, and it really gave Du Jia an unexpected gain! There are not only several Hollywood blockbusters that I haven't seen, but also a 'shootout' movie by Mr. Cang.
This made Du Jia instantly interested! I didn't expect Hua Yuning, a nun called 'fairy master' by the people, to like such an educational movie.
When I thought of the beautiful Hua Yuning, she shaved her head, dialed the Buddha beads in her right hand, held her mobile phone in her left hand, and stared at the picture with a lewd face. Teacher Cang, Du Jia felt that the blood of the beast was boiling badly!
"Uh-huh...... Ahhh......h
There was a woman trapped in the artifact, and she was ruined by the devil inside! This is what the two men thought of together!
Such an artifact is terrifying! If the woman in front of her is not happy, it is estimated that she can put everyone into the artifact and let the devil inside ravage her. !
Just when Du Jia was watching it with relish and almost lost Hadazi, the senior brother who was looking for Du Jia everywhere felt that a hidden weapon was flying quickly.
Holding the darts flying towards him with his two fingers, the senior brother took off the note on the dart, unfolded it, and sank his face: "Go!" ”
When the elder brother followed the address on the note and rushed to a nondescript manor on the outskirts of the city, he found it empty.
"If Prince Joben is here, why should he hide like a mouse?" The elder brother clutched the sword hanging from his waist tightly, and looked around with his eyes wary.
"Since His Royal Highness the Crown Prince likes mice, then this Dharma Protector will let rats play with you!" As soon as an old voice fell, I remembered the ventriloquist sound of 'squeak'.
The sound is so vivid, if it weren't for the fact that it was impossible for the Knowing Dao Mouse to make such a loud volume, it would be really difficult to judge the truth or falsehood.
Immediately afterwards, a strange phenomenon appeared, and swarms of rats poured into the small courtyard from all directions, as if they were crazy, and they bit at them with red eyes.
The eight members of the Shadow Regiment showed their weapons one after another, surrounded the senior brother in the middle, and began to slash the rats that pounced on them to bite people.
For a while, the corpses of rats flew around, and in a short time they covered the floor of the entire small courtyard. The number of rats is also slowly decreasing, and it is estimated that the rats in a radius of several miles are buried here.
By the time the last mouse had been killed, all eight of the Shadows had small wounds of varying severity, some of which had been scratched and some of which had been bitten.
"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince's Shadow Regiment really lives up to its reputation!" The old man's voice came out again, "It's a pity that we all have to die today!" ”
After speaking, another ventriloquist voice came. The difference is that this time it is a "hiss" sound.
"Bird control! Worry about snakes! As soon as one of the shadows finished speaking, dozens of snakes emerged from the cracks in the wall, ignoring the gourmet rat meat all over the ground, and headed straight for the people in the courtyard.
It was another round of human-snake battle, and the weapons in the hands of the eight shadows were stained with blood, and the severed snake bodies fell onto the mouse carcass, which was really a bit of a "nest of snakes and rats".
At the end of the massacre, a shadow was accidentally bitten by a snake, and another companion who was familiar with pharmacology hurriedly poured out an antidote pill from a porcelain bottle and handed it to him: "Take this medicine quickly!" ”
"Master, my subordinates will escort you away! We are in the open and the enemy is in the dark, and they are proficient in the 'bird control technique', which is a great disadvantage to us! "A shadow gave up his hand to persuade the elder brother.
The senior brother shook his head and asked loudly, "What about Se'er?" If you want to kill the prince, let Se'er leave first! ”
"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is so infatuated! It's a pity that Miss Se'er has ...... He's dead! There was a hint of a smile in the old man's voice, "Don't worry! You'll be meeting her in no time! ”
As he spoke, a figure flew down from the wall, lying face down on the ground, motionless.
"Se'er!" When the senior brother saw the woman lying on the ground, his heart contracted sharply.
The senior brother wanted to run out of the protective circle of the shadows, but a shadow hurriedly reached out and grabbed his arm: "Master, don't go!" I'm afraid of fraud! ”
"Nope! She's a pervert! I gave her that dress, the only one in the world, and she ...... That's what she wore yesterday! "The same clothes, the same hair accessories, and the familiar side face made the senior brother messy.
"Master......" Shadow was about to say something when the ventriloquist sound rang out again, "Buzz...... Buzz ......"
Not long after, the black-pressed bee colony swooped down towards the small courtyard. "Not good! It's a poisonous bee! The sound of the shadows was drowned out by a buzzing buzz.
The shadows tried desperately to protect the elder brother who had lost his soul and wanted to escape, but the poisonous bees were densely packed and surrounded by water, and the weapons were no threat to the poisonous bees, even if the shadows with poisonous powder were poisoned, it would only be a drop in the bucket.
"Buzz...... Buzz...... "When the poisonous bee heard the ventriloquist sound and left the small courtyard, the nine people lying on the ground in the small courtyard had been tortured by the bee venom and lost consciousness.