087 Naughty Narrative
The shopkeeper saw that this old man and Wuchen and the others were old acquaintances, and his attitude towards the old naughty boy was also a 180-degree turn, and his laughing waist bent down, "It turns out that this master is with the two masters, why didn't you say it earlier, this, this, you say, isn't this the water that washed the Dragon King Temple, and my family doesn't know my family!" ”
Wuchen waved his hand, "Needless to say about the rest, how much he ate from you, how much wine he broke up, you calculate how many silver taels in total, and I will compensate you." ”
The shopkeeper Erle was about to jump up, and took the abacus, a total of one or six dollars, Wuchen gave him two taels of silver, and asked him to open another room for the old urchin.
The three of them returned to the room, and Wuchen asked with a smile, "When did Uncle Shi arrive in Luoyang?" It's not too far from the villa, have you been to see our master? ”
The old urchin waved his hand, "Come on, you old man, master, it's better not to mention him, as soon as I mention him, I am angry and smoke." As for when I arrived in Luoyang, I've been in Luoyang for a long time! I come here every three or five days, and it's the most delicious and delicious here! ”
The more you ask him, the more he feels that he is very important, the more interested he becomes, and everything will be explained to him, so he asked with a smile, "Uncle Shi said so, that is, he has already been to the villa, why is he angry with our master?" ”
When the old naughty boy heard Wuchen ask himself, he was really interested in narrating, squatted on the chair, and rolled up his two sleeves, "I'm angry with him, I have to start with that loyal and righteous prince, do you know that loyal and righteous prince?" ”
Wuchen and Wuzhi both nodded, King Zhongyi is the prince who saved his life many years ago, the master should have been the emperor, but these are all things that the royal family fights for, Wuchen and Wuzhi don't care at all, and they also know that the old naughty boy of Lu Dao doesn't take it to heart at all, so he doesn't understand why he will suddenly mention this Zhongyi King.
Wu Zhi supported his chin with his hand, blinked his eyes and asked, "And then?" ”
The old naughty beard blew up, "What kind of loyal and righteous prince is on your village!" ”
There is nothing strange about this, since Zhuang Fanjing saved King Zhongyi, he often sent people to Fanjing Villa to send some property to Zhuang Fanjing, but Wuchen and the others have never seen him go to the villa in person.
The old naughty boy blew his beard and glared at him, "There are three kinds of people I hate the most in my life, one is an old man like your master, one is a rigid person, and the other is an official. Your master, who is an old man and a rigid person, and eats and drinks with officials, is the most hated person in the world, and he is really annoying! ”
"As soon as I saw that the prince of loyalty and righteousness was in your house, and your master treated him with courtesy, I became angry, so I had a big quarrel with the prince called Zhongyi. I didn't expect your master to help outsiders instead of me, so I got into a big fight with Old Man Zhuang in a fit of anger, kicked over his wine table, smashed many of his antiques, and let go of many of his horses. Hehe, you are also angry that your master is strangely smoking (seven orifices of smoke), so in this way, I am more suitable! After saying that, Ha Lu Ha Da laughed, and Wuchen and Wuzhi also laughed.
Wu Zhi smiled and asked, "And then?" ”
The old naughty boy snapped his fingers, "Actually, I should have told me why I wanted to go to the Mortal Realm Villa first, if I didn't go to the Mortal Realm Villa, I wouldn't be angry with your dead old man!" Yes, it's all to blame for that ruthless, this stinky boy, I have to go to the villa to report the news, if it weren't for this little rabbit cub, I probably wouldn't have seen your dead old man in my life, and I wouldn't have been so angry that my lungs exploded. ”
As he spoke, he jumped up from the stool, jumped on the table, kicked his left leg, hooked his right fist, "Next time I see ruthlessness, I'll be like this, like this, and then like this!" As he spoke, the old urchin made a move, imagining that he would knock Ruthless to the ground, and he couldn't help but giggle, as if he was really knocking Ruthless down.
Dustless and endless, there is not only a loyal king here, but also ruthlessness?
Wuchen thought to himself, "Ruthless wants Uncle Shi to go to the villa to report the news, what kind of letter?" If it weren't for the danger he had, why didn't he go back to the villa by himself, but asked his uncle to report the news, if there was danger, then Xiao Xiao ...... "I don't dare to continue thinking about it when I think of this."
Wu Zhi heard Uncle Ruthless mention Ruthless, and immediately became excited, "Uncle Uncle, have you met Senior Brother Ruthless?" When? Senior Brother Ruthless asked you to send a message to Master, and what did you pass on? Master asked him and Xiao Xiao to go to the Werewolf Sect to get the Nine-Turn Werewolf Pill, and he asked you to pass the message, but did he say that the Nine-Turn Werewolf Pill was in hand? ”
Saying that, he remembered Xiao Xiao, clapped his hands and smiled, "Uncle Shi, do you know the way, I am no longer the youngest, I have a junior sister, named Xiao Xiao, is a new female disciple of the master, is a woman, with the ruthless senior brother, can you see her?" ”
Endless talking, nonsense, junior sister, naturally a female disciple, it was originally repeated, and I want to emphasize that it is a woman, but the old naughty boy is as verbose as him.
The old naughty boy nodded wildly, "Yes, yes, I saw your master's new female disciple, and it was really a female doll, not a man." ”
The conversation between the two was dustless, anxious and funny.
The old urchin continued, "You don't know what you female doll sister is, that's really a powerful character. ”
Wuchen listened to the old naughty boy praising Xiao Xiao, and he was so unhappy in his heart, he was more useful than praising himself. Looking at the old naughty boy's expression, it didn't look like Ruthless and others were in trouble, so he didn't rush to inquire about their whereabouts, "What's so good about Xiao Xiao?" ”
The old naughty boy slapped his thigh, "This is not powerful, how can it be considered powerful, you can try it yourself!" ”
Wuchen and Wuzhi didn't know what he was talking about, and when they looked at each other, they couldn't help but feel funny.
The old urchin touched the back of his head, "By the way, you weren't there. Well, to talk about this, I should first say that I saw the two of them, I met these two people in Luoyang, and at that time I didn't know that this female doll was the female apprentice accepted by your master. Later, when he learned about it, he felt that he was getting old enough to be a little interesting, so he actually accepted a female doll, and broke his oath that he would never accept apprentices again. ”
"Hmph, he's so bad, he really shouldn't have let him take on such a good female doll apprentice." The old naughty boy had forgotten to be angry, but now when he mentioned Zhuang Fanjing, he couldn't help but blow his beard and stare at him again.
The old naughty boy talked about how Xiao Xiao pulled out the world's first sword, the Bishui Sword, how to learn martial arts with himself, and how he grew a pair of strange bones.
Wuchen and Wuzhi had heard from their master before, and Xiao Xiao's bones were strange, so they didn't think it was strange, but when they heard that she pulled out the blue water sword, they couldn't help but be happy for her.
The old naughty boy looked at the sword that Wuchen and Wuzhi put on the table, and sneered, "Hmph, the old man Bai asked Canglang to help him forge a sword back then, thinking that his apprentice's three broken iron were unparalleled in the world, but he didn't expect to be defeated under his apprentice's blue water sword now, which is gratifying." ”