Chapter 2 A certain trick of crossing
Two years have passed since that big bang. Although it is the closest disaster to the solar system observed by human beings, it is still too far away for the earth, except for the United States and the Soviet Union, which are the great powers vying for hegemony in the world, they still pay attention to it from time to time, and allocate some money to study the possibility of sending probes to explore, how should ordinary people live their lives.
For example, a young man named Long Tao, in the midsummer of 1981, he didn't have the heart to pay attention to this kind of thing, and was busy arranging silk flowers to welcome foreign guests in Guangzhou Baiyun Airport.
"In 1979, it was spring..."
Long Tao hummed "The Story of Spring" softly while carrying silk flowers to prepare for the welcome ceremony, of course, he hummed this sentence repeatedly, it is just 81 years now, and there are still 11 years before 92.
Long Tao never thought that he just fell asleep while reviewing, but when he woke up, he inexplicably returned to more than 30 years ago, and became a small translator who had just graduated and was assigned to the Foreign Affairs Office in Guangzhou. Fortunately, he had just reported for duty when he crossed over, and the confidentiality discipline training of the Foreign Affairs Office gave him a process of adaptation.
"Fortunately, it was worn before the report, but if it was worn after the training, I don't know how big the basket would be."
Whenever Long Tao recalled that he had just crossed that time, he called out good luck. The induction training of the Foreign Affairs Office is not like most of the enterprises in later generations to go through the motions and then have an outward bound training at most, just a confidentiality discipline makes him frightened, and he is glad that he is not a few months late. If we do not know the current national conditions and national laws, and wishful thinking to receive foreign guests in the way of thinking of the 21 st century, most of them will make a political mistake.
You must know that this is the time of reform and opening up, and many things that seem normal to later generations are now a major issue of right and wrong. Long Tao didn't want to be invited to tea for inexplicable reasons just after he came back.
"Is it in the system? Or go to the sea to do business? ”
After checking that the silk flowers used for the welcome ceremony were fine, Long Tao began to think about his future development again.
In his previous life, he crossed over when he was preparing for the civil service exam, and as soon as he woke up, he went directly to the Foreign Affairs Office, which can be regarded as being recruited into the establishment in advance. But I'm willing to be a small translator in the Foreign Affairs Office? Crossing is to avoid the civil service exam and be recruited directly? That crossing is too worthless.
But if you really have to fight in the system, no matter how you look at it, you are not the kind of ruthless character who can play officialdom, it's okay to be an ordinary little translator in the Foreign Affairs Office, but if you climb up, you will probably be played to death and help people pay money.
But if you settle for the status quo, life will be too difficult. Now it is not as good as the future generations, not to mention the lack of goods on the market, and everything has to be ticketed. If you want to live well, don't think about the salary of a small cadre who has just started work and has a salary of less than 50 yuan a month.
"Let's think about how to go into the sea."
Thinking about it, it is more reliable to go to the sea to do business, with decades of advanced experience, as long as you grasp the historical development context, you can't compare to Shen Hongxing and Zhou Xingwen's global hegemony through their predecessors, but how can you have a name on the wealth list.
"But the question is, will this world really develop like the trajectory of my Dao? I've never heard of any extra-explosive explosions before the crossing. And today's welcome banner is a lot worse! Is there really someone in this world who has this name? ”
Thinking of the foreign guests to be greeted today, Long Tao's temples jumped suddenly. Seeing the name of the disobedience at the reception work arrangement meeting, Long Tao almost changed jobs and vomited the bad labor, even if he couldn't adapt to it now.
"Is this foreign businessman really a big man? It's really embarrassing. But unless it's a traverser who has watched Riman like me, I don't know the meaning of the name Lu Dao. Could it be that there are still foreigners who come over to deceive? But if it's a liar, what about the British side, that middle name ..."
Looking at the watch, there was not much time left before the pick-up time, so Long Tao had to put aside his doubts and report to the leader.
Above the passage through which Long Tao passed, a huge banner was hung high, which read, "Welcome to China from Her Highness Kotomi Artoria Lily Pendragon Misaka"
Indeed, as long as you are familiar with the Japanese man, you will vomit when you see this banner.
"Comrade Long, what the hell is going on with the foreign businessman's plane? What does the tower say? ”
This is the third time that the leading secretary has come to inquire about the situation, and according to the schedule, the plane has been delayed by an hour. Originally, it was normal for the plane to be delayed, but this time the reason was very weird, and the leader had to ask more.
"The tower said that although they received the response signal from the other party and the secondary radar also had coordinates, the primary radar just couldn't find it, so they didn't dare to arrange it. The tower has already asked the Air Force to send fighter jets to reconnoiter and confirm, so it will take some time. If there is a new situation, I will report it in time. ”
This is another task that Long Tao received after placing flowers, responsible for the liaison and coordination with the air traffic control of the tower. Although I don't know what kind of work will fall on him as a newcomer, it is more important to do this job well now.
Seriously, when they heard that the other party's private jet was Concord, all the people who knew the parameters of the plane, including Long Tao, were shocked. The current Baiyun Airport does not have the ability to take off and land such a large supersonic passenger aircraft, how can the other party drive this! At that time, even if you can barely land, you won't be able to fly (the take-off distance of Concord is 3410 meters, and the landing distance is 2220 meters, which is longer than the take-off and landing distance of the A380, and the runway of Baiyun Airport in 81 is not long enough).
But the other party said that it was okay, we could take off and land on your existing runway. However, he put forward another request, that is, he hoped that the Air Force would send fighter planes to escort the escort, saying that if there were no escort planes, it would be easy to cause misunderstandings and misunderstandings.
Everyone laughed at this, although the country was short of foreign exchange, and it was impossible to greet foreign businessmen with the etiquette of welcoming the head of state, even if you were a member of the British royal family, you were not the queen, and finally rejected the other party's request.
I didn't expect something to happen. The plane came, but the airport radar couldn't find it. After finding it, he had to ask the Air Force to send a plane to the airspace reported by the other party, and after finding it, he escorted him all the way to the airport.
Until the moment before the plane arrived, Long Tao didn't figure out what was going on. The Concord is not a stealth plane, so how can a big plane not be seen by radar. You must know that the only stealth aircraft that may be put into service at this point in time is the American F117, and it is also subsonic, and the F22 has not even been established.
"What kind of concord is this, a fool!"
When Long Tao, who was full of doubts, saw the big black bird escorted by two J-6s slowly entering and landing, he finally changed to a spitting officer.
"Anyway, I was also a pseudo-military fan back then, and I knew a little about the planes of all countries in the world, is there such a Concorde! Although there is also a curved nose, how did the Concorde's delta wing become a forward-swept wing? What's the deal with the two large canard wings on the front? S-37 enlarged a concord vest and thought it would be able to fool away? And it's only 81 years now, and there will be a vertical take-off and landing passenger plane for Mao! ”
Woo, Long Tao, who realized that he had said the wrong thing, quickly covered his mouth. Fortunately, the sound was not loud, and the colleagues around me were standing far away, and their attention was attracted by the plane, and they didn't notice themselves, otherwise they would be in trouble.
It's weird. If it is said that the science and technology tree of this world is crooked and the black technology is exposed in advance, but the reaction of colleagues and the airport is not right. The aircraft information obtained during the previous meeting was no different from the original Concorde, but now everyone does not seem to find that the aircraft model is not right, which is very abnormal.
Even if it is said that the people present are all blind aircraft, but the Air Force should not also be blind, obviously looking at the wrong model or stealth aircraft, the Air Force fighter jets sent over and left directly. Common sense says that when you see this kind of obvious type of aircraft, you should at least escort it to a military airport for inspection, but as a result, the plane entered the field normally, and the fighter was really just an escort. Didn't you care about this matter when the radar couldn't find it before!
"This plane is so beautiful, foreign planes are advanced, it's really like a big white bird..."
Listening to the praise of his colleagues on the side, Long Tao felt that either his eyes were wrong or his colleagues had eye problems. This is obviously a black painted plane, okay, you are all black and white? Everyone turned a blind eye to the strangeness of the plane, and the leaders had already stepped forward to pick it up.
"Am I crazy or is this world world crazy?"
The strange situation made Long Tao's heart furious, what was going on?
Long Tao was thinking nonsense on the side, but the leaders did not show anything unusual at all, but started to pick up the plane according to the procedure, and several primary school students with flowers and red scarves were already waiting by the boarding car.
The hatch finally opened, and Long Tao stood on tiptoe and looked over, he wanted to know where Lu Dao came today, why Lu had such a strange name, and why the plane he was on was like this.
But when he looked at the figure walking out slowly, Long Tao finally had a nervous breakdown and shouted.
"It's actually the Dumb Knight King! For the Silly King will be here! Is Guangzhou going to become the battlefield of the Holy Grail War!! @amp; ^%#$……”
Long Tao was already incoherent, he only felt bad when he saw that name before, but now he was extremely frightened, because he found that this world was likely to be a moon. Although it is impossible for the heroic spirits to be as many as dogs, and magic makes the streets walk, even if you meet a magician or a dead apostle, your own battle 5 scum is a dead end.
This is not sensationalism. The appearance of that figure = the start of the Holy Grail War, and at least a few magicians will gather in the city. If a magician or a Dead Apostle detects something in his head, it is a good end to die.
That's right, the pretty figure who just walked out of the cabin and had a cordial conversation with the secretary of the municipal party committee, the British consul and other bigwigs who received the flowers and red scarves offered by primary school students was the legendary king of Britain, the dull knight king Artoria.
"It's too dangerous, I'm going to run away from ......"
In the evening, Long Tao, who was suspended and waiting for the organization to deal with it, packed his things in the dormitory, intending to abscond.
That's right, the suspension awaits the organization. During the day, Long Tao was stimulated out of control by Saber who appeared in front of him, and his yelling caused a very bad effect, and he was tortured on the spot.
Fortunately, his behavior was regarded as a sudden hysteria rather than sabotage by spies, and the city leaders were just very angry that the Foreign Affairs Office had sent a mental illness for something, and almost messed up important foreign affairs activities. After Long Tao recovered from hysteria, he was suspended, and the leader told him to go to the hospital tomorrow to check if there was something wrong with his head, but no matter what the diagnosis, his job in the foreign affairs office could not be saved.
Losing his job, Long Tao didn't care at all. It is more important than losing this job in the Foreign Affairs Office, or avoiding the Holy Grail War, after all, you can be self-employed without a job, and if you don't have a life, you will have nothing.
After Long Tao calmed down, he also wondered if he was nervous, his eyes were wrong, he saw a strange plane that looked like an enlarged version of the golden eagle and was stimulated, and then he saw a person who was very similar to Saber's name and also fit, so he made up the Holy Grail War to start a war in Guangzhou.
But the words of the colleague who sent him back strengthened his judgment. Because they couldn't describe the appearance and landing of the plane when they came back, as if everyone didn't pay attention to this kind of thing, and they remembered it when he reminded them, but they didn't have any doubts, they didn't care at all.
It's so wrong. Large supersonic vertical take-off and landing stealth aircraft are not in the era when they were worn back, at least not declassified. And just 81 years such an advanced aircraft was used as a private jet, how murderous is this, is there any black technology! Anyone who sees it won't be indifferent, but their colleagues don't care at all, doesn't this show that the other party has used suggestive magic.
After a few months of getting along, Long Tao didn't think that his colleagues and leaders would be idiots. Even if they were really idiots, the army wouldn't be able to see that the plane was abnormal.
Since all possibilities are ruled out, there is only one truth. That is, only I was not affected by the implicit magic, so I discovered the truth hidden under the magic. After all, he is a traverser, and he may really have a few golden fingers.
"If I can see the difference, it's because I'm not affected by the magic of suggestion... Do I have a magic loop too? ”
This is an idea that excites Long Tao. But it's not necessarily a good thing now, the Holy Grail War is likely to start in Guangzhou, what if it is destroyed as a possible Master, it's better to hide in the field first.
"No! I can't even buy a ticket without a letter of introduction this year, where am I going to escape! ”
Halfway through the packing, Long Tao threw the box on the ground and sat down on the bed.
Because he found that he was a suspended little translator, and there was nowhere to escape. Not to mention that he may be regarded as a fugitive spy if he runs away like this, even if he does not have a wanted warrant, he will not be able to move an inch. It is difficult to buy a train ticket without a letter of introduction, and there is no guest house to live in when you get to another place, let alone the cost of escaping. After all, he came back from the 21st century, and no matter how frugal he was, he belonged to a big spender in this year, and he didn't save 50 yuan in the past few months, and he didn't have a single national food stamp.
"If I pretend that nothing happened, maybe the other party may not notice my little translator. Even if the suspicions are all true, a Holy Grail War is about to start in Guangzhou, but as long as the bottom line is not the black cherry line, it shouldn't be so easy for me not to go out at night. ”
Long Tao, who found that it was actually impossible to escape, began to think about the good side, after all, he should not be so unlucky, and he would meet Servant if he hid in the dormitory.
"Is Long Tao here?"
Knock knock, knock on the door, interrupted his thoughts.
"It's such a rude fact that you are at the airport today. But my sister is a little interested in you and wants to meet you. Let's start with it, don't think anything wrong. ”
Opening the door, a pink-haired double ponytail dressed as a maid stood at the door, and opened his mouth to let him follow.
Long Tao's eyes were dark, and he finally came. His gaffe at that time must have been seen by the other party, but why did the person in front of him look so familiar.
"Kuroko Shirai !!"
I've crossed into some uncharted plane! Long Tao didn't know that the biggest opportunity in his life had come.