Chapter 196: Dating Battle (I)

The next day, Kuroko, who finally survived after walking around the Santu River, invited Misaka and her sister to the family restaurant. By the way, there is also Shirai, who is very reluctant but still follows (note: Shirai, who knows that something is about to happen in the road, doesn't want to get involved, but Shirai doesn't know the specifics).

"Really, opening and closing your mouth is what the rules and rules ......"

Kuroko drank all the juice in one gulp and stabbed the cup with a straw, and even the ice cubes flew out, and it seemed that she was not satisfied with last night's punishment. Misaka also knew that you were very unlucky, and you wanted to pounce on your sister but were seen by the warden.

The strange thing is that Shirai, who often breathes out of the same nostril with Kuroko, is very silent today without knowing what to do, sitting on the side and drinking cold juice quietly, like a real eldest lady. Could it be that Zhilu Dao himself will most likely be discovered by the warden, and he feels that his life is gloomy?

"There's nothing you can do about that woman? Yesterday, I just played with my sister a little bit..."

Misaka feels that most of the time is right, especially last night's dream in which the ex opened the permission of the beckoning cat, Misaka is more sensitive to what luck is intuitive, and can clearly perceive that Kuroko's hope is mostly a cup.

However, the ability of the beckoning cat is so strangely open, with a lot of restrictions. Misaka now only receives vague premonitions, and his ability to bestow and curse bad luck is limited to winning a lottery prize or dropping a wallet, and he has to be rewarded with a rat mallet.

The predecessor also specifically said that this gopher mallet was a prototype, and asked Misaka to find an unlucky or bad guy to test it and see if it worked. The rest of the beckoning cat permissions will be given only after the trial results.

Embarrassment! Is it really a big deal to sell this unreliable trial artifact?

“… It's just the deliberate difficulty of the old ** that no one wants..."

Kuroko's complaints continue, and they have risen to personal attacks, "old ** that no one wants" or something, so vicious.

“… Having said that, it's officially because I did a job like a dormitory supervisor for girls who didn't have a man's relationship that I missed the best marriage period..."

“… Taking these grievances out on us is really a problem..."

Kuroko's complaints are endless.,Said the housekeeper like the vicious grandmother of the orphanage in the tragic children's story.,But this is not about Misaka.,As long as you don't get caught, there's nothing to say.,Misaka's newly acquired beckoning cat ability should be able to avoid the tragic ending of being broken neck.。

Just when Misaka was holding the juice in a daze and thinking about where to find a test product, he was suddenly pressed down. What's going on?

It turned out that "Cao Cao Cao will arrive", just when the sunspot was chattering, the housekeeper actually happened to walk past us, and changed out of her OL outfit that had not changed for thousands of years, dressed casually.

"It's weird. That housemaster actually put on makeup and went out..."

Kuroko seems to have seen something incredible, combined with her sister's sudden saying that the housekeeper has always been out on his days off recently...

"It's a man!"

Kuroko came to a surprising conclusion, but how did Misaka feel that Kuroko had guessed correctly. Hey!!! Man!

Kuroko, who felt that there was a handle to catch, took us behind the warden, although Misaka felt that Kuroko's plan might not come to fruition, but there should be a good scene to watch, and I just hoped that I would put myself in it when I didn't watch the play. If something goes wrong for a while, Misaka will definitely let Shirai take Misaka and his sister away as soon as possible (Kuroko?). Of course, it was left for the housemaster to be a punching bag).

"It must be a blind date! A cold-blooded and inhuman old ** like her, how can she have a date. ”

"Then again, the blind date is really a gambler, but I chose this kind of woman who is about to pass the expiration date..."

The complaints of the sunspots on the road are still endless, and the viciousness can no longer be summarized, as for this part, if it is heard by the warden, it will be skinned if it does not die!

We followed the housemaster to a pizza shop, but Kuroko made a new discovery, and I don't know when she changed her surname from Shirai to Edogawa, Kudo or Kanedaichi, and actually ordered a large number of pizzas from the housekeeper at the pizzeria, and deduced that the housekeeper's blind date was Italian, and even had a name, what was Marco.

What is this, Misaka really wants to spit out and say, Kuroko, you didn't change your surname to Kudo, it's more like you changed it to Maori by mistake.

At Kuroko's insistence, we quietly followed the housekeeper to the tram and sat in the thirteenth school district. Do you want to go on a blind date here? It feels so remote here, which fool chose the place, could it be that the lonely man and widow are planning to find a place where there is no one to do firewood...... It's all brought by Kuroko, and Misaka is also evil.

Kuroko's obsession with the so-called "Marco" is so great that we follow it all the way until the warden walks into a rudimentary facility.

Where is this? From the outside, it looks like a low-grade kindergarten, but it's really a big husband who is so shabby? Although the house is still clean, it is obvious that the walls are cracked and peeled, and many places should be repainted, and the game facilities outside are only swings or something, and the paint is also very bad.

I really didn't expect there to be such a shabby place in the school city.。 Although the Zhagawa Middle School before Misaka was only a general school in the city, the hardware level was much stronger than that of the rice flower junior high school that I had studied before. Hey, when was this a strange memory? Misaka hasn't seen Conan again.,Why would I go to school in rice.,And it's not elementary school or high school but I went to junior high school.。

"Child protection facilities, the next cypress garden? This is a facility that leaves the essence behind. ”

Kuroko looked up this place from his mobile phone, and it turned out to be an orphanage. I'm afraid the children here are not very qualified, no wonder they are so shabby, in the eyes of those big people, I am afraid that there can be such a dilapidated house with a little barely enough food and good governance. But that's fine, at least you don't have to be like Kiyama Harusheng's students.

Seriously, what is the Warden doing here? Could it be said (in the plot of the dog blood soap that the brain is suspected of being illegitimate or something)......

Volunteer?!!! Thinking of all possible scenarios, there is just no this. And from the conversation between the housemaster and the aunt of the dean, we also heard that it seems that it is not only this time, the housemaster often comes here as a volunteer.

It's not scientific!

Especially the scene of distributing pizza that blinded Misaka's kryptonite meow eyes! Even the bear children didn't get angry when they called her "Auntie", but handed out the pizza. Misaka felt that his view of the world had been subverted, was this still the housemaster who could mercilessly ignore the pleas and ruthlessly and quickly break the slender neck of the poor girl who violated the rules of the dormitory!

It would be nice if the housemaster usually did the same to us, and it seemed that he liked children very much, and said, why can't we be gentle with students? (Narrator: The warden's garrison is limited to children, Kotomi is petite but a junior high school student, and she is overage, and the wardener is immune to the Chitose type of lo).

Misaka was scorched by this incident, and Kuroko said things that were ashamed of himself.

"I didn't expect the housemaster to be such a kind-hearted person..."

"And in contrast to that, we... But he said that others were old ** who no one wanted, and there was no humanity or something... What a shame..."

"Kuroko, you Yaga..."

Kuroko-san, please don't pull us up when you spit on yourself, don't you see that Shirai also looks like "I don't know you"?

"Huh?"

My sister seemed to have discovered something, and I followed my sister's voice to look over, and actually found that Saten and Hatsuharu were sweeping the floor in the shade of the tree. And then another person came over.,Misaka actually knows.,The teacher who teaches at Zhagawa Middle School.,It's also the head teacher of Misaka's original class.,But Misaka wasn't impressed by this.,After all, I didn't go a few times after the school report.,A few days ago, I lost my memory.。

When the adults left, a few of us called aside Saten and Hakuharu, who were sweeping the floor, and asked them why they would volunteer here. As a result, after asking for information, Kuroko came to the conclusion that the housekeeper fell in love with the teacher of the big garden.

"Love... Love? ”

Everyone was amazed.

"I'll help you realize this relationship! Lord Warden. ”

Looking at the sunspots that were obviously burning, Misaka didn't know what to say. Hatsuharu and Satian are very excited, and although my sister thinks it's unlikely, it doesn't matter. Shirai, on the other hand, looked like he couldn't help it.

In order to let the wardener get love, we launched a "dormitory warden's dating battle" meeting in a remote corner to ensure that Mr. Tianshengmu and Mr. Okuen could have a relationship on the premise of marriage, but Misaka found it very difficult to say that after drinking afternoon tea, everyone went to prepare.

Before leaving, Misaka also specially checked the progress of Saten and Hatsuharu's experiments (fortunately, the predecessor provided the memory, otherwise maybe who checked whom), the development effect is very good, but when I think of the bill behind the results, Misaka thinks that this part is still extra into the special funds to see if it can be reimbursed by the council, which is a small amount of money for Misaka, but if I tell them, I am really afraid of being scared to death.

"Shirai, you're fine, are you? Would you like to have Dr. Guata check it out for you? ”

Leaving the site of the "Warden's Dating Battle" meeting, Misaka grabbed Shirai, who couldn't lift his energy, and asked her if she was not feeling well and why she kept being like this.

"Sister, I'm fine. It's just that there is no spirit for things that are destined not to succeed, and you must know that if the matchmaker fails, she may be hated. ”

I didn't expect this guy Shirai to say such a thing, obviously not very optimistic about the marriage prospects of the housekeeper.

"Then you have to work harder. Don't forget, you and Kuroko are both Shirai Kuroko, if the marriage really fails, and the housekeeper breaks his neck, he won't have the heart to tell if you are Shirai or Kuroko. ”

"Ahh Why didn't you think of this! We must change the fate of the warden's abandonment! ”

Shirai ran to Kuroko to discuss it with all her energy, but why was she so sure that the warden's love was difficult? Anyway, as long as Misaka doesn't mix too much, he shouldn't be in trouble, so let's find an unlucky guy and try the mallet first.

"Unfortunate!"

A stupid girl who is about to die is walking down the street with a musty look, followed by a nun in a nouveau riche teacup-style monastic robe. That's right, it's the original demon forbidden protagonist, the mother-incarnation of the unlucky guy Kamijo Dangma, and her pet Intix.

Asami came out to buy reference books today, because after moving to a new home, she found that only comics could be put on the shelves, mixed with a few H books, which made her Yali Mountain, in order to try to avoid the heavy label of comic books on the shelves (H books were destroyed as soon as possible), and went to the bookstore in front of the station to buy reference books.

Unfortunately, the price of the reference books exceeded her upper limit, and according to the clerk, until yesterday, all the reference books were half price in order to coincide with the summer exam season craze. What's even more tragic is that when I went out, I bumped into a student with a drink, and I had to compensate for the defaced books, and I came out of the bookstore with only 400 yuan left.

"Asami, what can you do with this 400 yuan?"

What can be done? It's enough money for a car home, not even to buy a cone.

"Ahh Dropped it, hurry up and pick it up. Unfortunate! ”

I accidentally tripped over a can that I didn't know who had dropped on the ground (Asami could have sworn that there were absolutely no cans on the ground just now), and the coin rolled into the bushes on the side.

"Sister Mamei is still so unlucky, just to experiment."

As soon as he wanted to find an experimental subject, Misaka, who saw this scene from afar, decisively aimed the end of the mouse mallet with the word "reward" written on it at the two people who were picking up coins, and waved it down.

"Only found 200 yuan..."

Looking at the two coins in her hand, Asami wanted to cry without tears, and the money for the car to go back was only enough for one person.

"Asami, Asami, what are you doing there? I've found all the money. Hey? ”

Intex was holding a 400 yuan coin in her hand, and then saw 200 yuan in Asami's hand, although she didn't know what Lu Dao was for Lu 400 yuan fell down and became 600 yuan, but it didn't matter, the point was that the cold drink stall on the side was writing a 600 yuan special offer for oversized luxury cones.

Looking at Asami, who was bitten on the head because she threatened to eat the cone tomorrow morning, Misaka shook her head and walked away. It seems that this mallet still needs to be adjusted.

A construction site ......

"Damn! Damn it! Damn it! "The tide bank operated the drive armor to push a large cart of bricks in front of him to the designated position.

A few days ago, he was a high-ranking member of the board of directors, a high-ranking and powerful man who could decide the lives and deaths of countless people, but in an instant, he became disillusioned with life and death, and became a migrant worker moving bricks on the construction site.

For the past few days, he had been feeling that he was just in a nightmare, and maybe the butler would wake him up in a moment. It's a pity that the housekeeper who woke him up had more important things to do before he came, and the top priority was to finish moving the next load of bricks, otherwise he would have to spend the night hungry on the deck chairs in the mourning dog park.

Although the stock delivery default lost the last penny and owed an astronomical amount of debt, he had to cut his stomach and was told at the moment before that the creditor had forgotten his sin because of amnesia and decided to forgive the unrepayable debt and let him live, but the tide bank who was out of the house was penniless and only had a driving armor left, and he still used the far-fetched excuse that this was his own clothes to not be stripped off.

Relying on this drive armor, I finally found a job moving bricks during the day, but unfortunately even if I paid a minimum maintenance fee for the drive armor (MAR also said that this was a preferential price based on previous friendships), the rest of the money was enough to spend the night on a deck chair in the mourning dog park after eating cup noodles.

"Damn! I'm going to have to skin that cat! ”

But it's useless to curse alone, I'm not a superpower person with a curse, look at the few cars of bricks left, the tide bank had to give up the urge to continue cursing, save the effort to push the cart, and didn't notice at all that around the corner not far away, a cat-eared Lori was looking at this side.

"This guy is the one who offended his ex in the first place? It's too extravagant to use the drive armor to move bricks when the family property is lost, so the experimental object of the punishment is him. ”

Because the experimental object of punishment is not easy to find, Misaka thought of the tide bank that was lucky not to die not long ago, and according to the report, come and see, there is still money to use drive armor, then it's you, see how the punishment effect of the beckoning cat is.

"Huh, why didn't it work?"

It's a pity that after waving several times in a row, the tide bank is still moving bricks there, and it doesn't seem to be unlucky.

"Really, what kind of did your ex give!"

The angry Misaka is waving like a windmill, but the other party is still leisurely moving bricks (Shiogany: You try moving hundreds of truckloads of bricks every day!). Let's see if we can take it easy). After confirming that this thing was unreliable, I had to go home first.

And the day after Misaka left, there was a news item in the corner of a newspaper that "a serious accident occurred at a construction site, please drive the armor user to use regular accessories", but no one cares about this kind of trivial matter, right?