The old man woke up and said, "Why am I sleeping on the ground? Why are you stepping on my face?"

Chen Yang's body suddenly moved again, he retracted his foot, and said embarrassedly: "I'm waking you up, do you believe it?"

The old man was suspicious, "What do you say? Do you have a better explanation?" Here is the 3.5-dimensional semi-material realm, the three-dimensional is the earth's material realm, and the four-dimensional is the immaterial spiritual realm.

"You disappeared suddenly, I was in a hurry to find you, walking, your face suddenly appeared at your feet,,, is this reasonable?"

"That's enough, you signed this contract, and you can go back to Earth to save humanity immediately. ”

The contract is very long, as in the web article. Chen Yang wanted to read it carefully, and then nodded his watch: "After you finish reading, the earth is also finished, so everything is simple." ”

"What would have happened if I hadn't been reincarnated?" Chen Yang asked.

"It's terrifying, the soul has not been picked up by others, it has wandered in this world, it has become a lonely ghost, and without the transcendence of the mortal world or our cleaning operation, it will never be transcendent. ”

"Does Transcend really work?"

"Yes, transcendence is actually to tell us that there are no lonely souls and ghosts, and we will go over and guide him and let him reincarnate. The old man said.

"You lie to people, Buddhism transcends to the Western Elysium, to get rid of samsara. ”

"Get rid of reincarnation? What are you kidding me? Who cares about this? We have a perfect system of reincarnation of cause and effect. We have a detailed record of everything and every thought that anyone did in their previous lives, and no one can try to escape. ”

"What about those eminent monks?"

"They just reincarnated and played, and they didn't break the rules. ”

"Didn't the lonely ghost escape?"

"Then be a lonely soul and a wild ghost, wandering in this 3.5 realm forever, never beyond life. ”

"Does hell really exist? Do the six realms of reincarnation really exist? Do angels and demons really exist?"

"It's all part of the system of karma and punishment. ”

"Seeing that you are very good, we are chatting so happily again, tell me, can I get rid of reincarnation?"

The old man closed his eyes and stroked a few sparse white whiskers. "Well,,, it's not impossible to get rid of it, energy and consciousness are indispensable, you were very strong in life, energy is very strong, but consciousness is ,,, so you can't get rid of samsara. ”

Chen Yang suddenly felt a lot of pain in his head, quite painful, the pain of piercing his heart, the heart of death, and this feeling disappeared in an instant.

The old man smiled: "Do you feel it?" Weak consciousness, what's the use of strong energy? In fact, your reaction just now is caused by lack of sleep, don't have a shadow, haha!"

Chen Yang had a feeling of being played, and he just wanted to get angry.

"Hmm," the old man waved his index finger, "don't think about it, this is our territory, your energy has been greatly weakened, and your consciousness is poor, so it's really useless." Let's be honest and reincarnate and save your earth! Actually, I'm quite interested, in the case of being sealed with energy and consciousness, how do you break the rules? How do you save the earth? Your past life is still far away! Work hard in this life!"

Chen Yang could only follow the receiver and put a soul mark on the contract: "Look at my life, how to turn you upside down, I don't believe it." ”

"Welcome to the challenge, I like you as an ambitious, idealistic and ambitious person. Don't let down many people like you did in your previous life. ”

The usher's hand waved, and the contract vanished. The usher led him to a large room.

"You go in and have a coffee and take a break, it's a long way to go. ”

Chen Yang looked at the house that resembled the gas chambers of a World War II concentration camp: "I don't drink coffee, I only drink tea. ”

"There is also tea in it, authentic Da Hong Pao, the favorite of the Chinese people on the earth. ”

"Thank you, I'm not thirsty. ”

"Come to this set again, drink even if you are not thirsty, the contract says, if you violate the contract, you will die ugly, don't force me to do it. The old man said gloomily.

"Shall I drink Meng Po soup!

"Now the soul consciousness has improved a lot, Meng Po soup is not effective, the formula has been backward, often mistakes, many people are reincarnated with the memories of their previous lives, and psychics, prophets who see the future, and supernatural beings. There was a loophole, so it was upgraded. I'm going to do it, I'm angry, you'd better not see it, I'm scared myself. ”

"Well, I'm really not afraid?"

The old man's face began to grow hideous, his head was getting longer, and two horns were protruding from his head. It's a demon.

"Stop, I'll go in. "He is not familiar with this environment at all, he is doing it in the old man's territory, cooking it should be himself, amnesia is better than losing his life.

The old man took off his demon mask and threw it aside. "That's right, you have to play some magic tricks to scare you. Hehe, don't be angry, this is the rule, intimidation and inducement, I have to do it all. If you go or not, I'm starting to get angry again. The demon mask appeared out of thin air in the old man's hand.

"Damn, it's all insane. ”

Chen Yang reluctantly walked towards the gas chamber, although reincarnation must pass this level, but stepping barefoot on the road paved with sharp stones, he couldn't help but rush to his head.

"Old immortal, this account will be settled with you sooner or later, what about Meng Po? What about the bridge? What about the Lechuan River? The flowers on the other side are gone, fuck you, call Meng Po out, you deprive Meng Po of her post, have you asked us Chinese people? This is tampering with the cultural history of China, the Chinese people will never agree, we must seek justice. This spiked gravel road cut my foot and bleed, and returned me to Huangquan Road. Chen Yang scolded and walked into the house.

The old man drank Meng Po soup and rinsed his mouth, "It's useless to reincarnate without enlightenment, the world controlled by demons is true and false, false and real, and what you see with your own eyes is not necessarily real." Without a pure and persistent heart, it is easy to get lost in the world of materialism. How many souls with dreams are firmly reincarnated, and as a result, they are reduced to a selfish and unbearable mortal. Ask for more blessings. What's wrong with me today? The old man turned and left.

He also used to have dreams and a hot-blooded Chinese heroic soul, but now he has become an accomplice of the devil, with no hope and no future.

Chen Yang entered the house, and a strong electric shock came: "Fuck, it's direct enough, the tea is saved." Chen Yang fell to the ground with smoke all over his body, rolling in pain, "It hurts, I'd rather drink a few bowls of Meng Po ,,," Another more violent electric shock hit, the whole body was electrified, the bones were electrified, and the person was bent and stiff like a fetus.

"Damn, no wonder people were born in this posture, it turned out that they were all electrified. ”

Another earth-shattering super electric shock slammed in, and the smell of burnt paste emanated from his body, which really erased his memory this time.

"Who am I? What am I doing here? What is my name?"

Another electric shock struck, and the whole house could not withstand the overload of electric shocks and exploded. The whole semi-material realm seemed to be collapsing. Chen Yang is the first person in history who can withstand such a violent electric shock. The whole world could feel his soul tremble and roar.

The old man looked at the electric current surging in the sky, and the smoke on his hand was also shaken off in surprise, "This kid, the energy is too strong, the ability is so strong, it must be the reincarnation of the power, and he really breaks the rules? Maybe there will really be a change! But the stronger the ability, the stronger the electric shock, but unfortunately, the memory is not only washed away, but also becomes an idiot." ”

The old man dug out Chen Yang's contract: "Damn, the fate is so miserable, alas! For the sake of fellow villagers, help you change it." "The old man is in an inconspicuous place, and he has made a small change to Chen Yang's life. "Boy, I can only help here, if you change too much, you will be discovered, I hope you can change your life against the sky in the next life. ”

At this moment, Chen Yang's soul has really been electrocuted into an idiot, can he be successfully reincarnated? Will he become a piece of barbecued pork and be born?