"Stinky girl, come over to the old lady!" Xiao Yunhuo grabbed Du Jia's ears and came to the desk, pointed to the portrait on the table and asked, "The bird that abandoned his wife is painted on it. Beast, don't say you don't know each other! ”

When Du Jia looked at the portrait, he felt very familiar. Look closely,! Isn't that what you look like when you wear men's clothes? Looking at the small words attached to the portrait again, Du Jia was completely dizzy.

When did you rescue a woman from a thief? What does it mean to be happy with your father and make a private life? What is the ** night once, the bead tire is dark? What does it mean to be amorous and abandon your wife?

"Xiao Yun, you won't believe this kind of nonsense, right? That woman's belly isn't big for you! I don't know who she is! "Du Jia is on the verge of going berserk.

"You don't need to declare this, you don't have the ability to make other girls' bellies bigger!" Xiao Yun stabbed Du Jia's only remaining male dignity, "Did the old lady ask you what bad things you did, so that the girl would rather ruin her reputation and find you?" ”

"How do you know which crazy woman is the one who didn't have anything to do to play with the master! A pregnant woman is unreasonable! Du Jia was also angry, "Master, who is this recruiting to provoke whom?" I haven't encountered a single good thing, and the bad thing is fucking like a good discussion in advance, and there is an endless stream! ”

"Yo! My girl is out of luck! It's really angry! Why don't you let the prince make your belly bigger? See if you are the same as your mother when you are pregnant, unreasonable? Xiao Yun touched his belly, which was already slightly bulging, with a loving face, but the words he said could definitely bring the dead alive.

Du Jia really admired Xiao Yun so much: "Xiao Yun, are you shameless?" You were born from you, can you say this? ”

"Don't divert the topic for the old lady, talk quickly! How are you going to solve this girl who is looking for you in the world? Xiao Yun was too lazy to practice her eloquence with Du Jia again, "Let her post search notices everywhere, and you won't want to wear men's clothes in the future, otherwise you will really be stoned to death by the people with rotten vegetable leaves!" ”

"I really don't know her! What should you do if you call Ye? When Du Jia heard that she couldn't wear men's clothes to pick up girls in the future, she was so angry that she wanted to immediately set off to have a caesarean section for the woman who was talking nonsense, "Let her come to the master!" I want to see how she got pregnant with my master's seed! ”

"That's good! Tomorrow I will ask the brother of the beggar gang to send a message to the girl, saying that you are here. Xiao Yun is also a resolute person, "It's better to be like you said, don't do bad things to others, otherwise ......"

Xiao Yun left a sinister smile, and then walked out of the study with his stomach in his hands. Du Jia grabbed the portrait on the desk and looked at it again and again, puzzled: where did this come out to make soy sauce?

Early the next morning, Du Jia was still making a corset for Luo'er in her dream, and was woken up by Xiao'er's voice: "Du Jia, get up quickly!" The crown prince sent a lot of dowry gifts, and the king and the prince also came! ”

"Damn! What's going on? Du Jia put her head into the quilt, "Why hasn't there been a day to stop?" ”

Du Jia ...... Du Jia ...... "In Xiao'er's unremitting knock on the door, Du Jia resigned herself to get up from the warm quilt.

After a simple wash, Du Jia came to the guest hall with sleepy eyes, and saw that it was a dowry full of courtyards, and the black line in front of Du Jia's forehead grew like a big dung had just been poured on: a local tyrant is a local tyrant, and the dowry is so much that you can set it on fire, and you can let it go numb.

"Uncle Guo, with so many dowries, do you want to marry my mother?" Du Jia pretended to be confused, and looked at the king sitting on the throne with ambiguous eyes.

The king smiled lightly, and raised his eyebrows at Du Jia playfully, with an expression that still knew my intentions, which caused Daddy Shadow's face to immediately freeze eighteen layers of frost: "Se'er, Hugh is talking nonsense!" ”

"Uh...... Daddy Shadow is also there! Color, it's a joke! Hehe...... "I didn't notice that Daddy Shadow was also there, Du Jia was almost scared to pee."

"Du Jia, this is the thousand-year-old cold moth you want!" Prince Tai handed a red brocade box to Du Jia, and the gentle light in his eyes made Du Jia a little uncomfortable.

Du Jia unceremoniously took the brocade box: "Xie Lu Xie Atai!" You're such a good buddy! ”

Prince Tai smiled and shook his head gently, but he didn't answer, but his heart was filled with bitterness: I don't want to be your good buddy, I want to be your husband and stay with you for a hundred years!

Seeing his younger brother looking at Du Jia affectionately, the prince was displeased, inserted between the two, reached out to hug Du Jia's waist, bowed his head and whispered to him: "Se'er, my father has already known about the matter between the two of us, and wants us to get married as soon as possible!" ”

Du Jia pushed the prince away: "When did the master say that he was going to marry you?" If you are a man, you have to be frank and open, don't be stalking like a girl. ”

Seeing that Du Jia was so resistant to the prince, the king was a little puzzled: "Se'er, you have married the prince, don't you want to marry the prince?" ”

"That's right! Even if you ...... master" Seeing that Du Jia was about to say something out of proportion, Xiao Yun hurriedly interrupted: "Ah Guo, Se'er is afraid that she will be too playful and will not be able to serve His Royal Highness the Crown Prince well." ”

Xiao Yun walked up to Du Jia, grabbed her arm, and lightly tapped her arm three times.

No way? Du Jia stared at Xiao Yun with wide eyes, this is the trick of 'one crying, two troubles, and three hangings'? ! How can a big man do such a pus-filled thing?

Xiao Yun saw that Du Jia refused to cooperate, so he made a "soul chasing and killing pinch", pinching Du Jia's tear hole, and Du Jia's tears immediately poured out of his eyes like his butt was on fire.

Xiao Yun looked at Du Jia who was crying with satisfaction, and pretended to exclaim: "Se'er, why are you crying?" If you really don't want to leave your mother so early, we won't force you, don't cry! ”

Before Xiao Yun's hand touched Du Jia's tears, Du Jia was hugged into the arms of the prince: "Se'er, don't cry!" This prince promises you that he will definitely treat you well! If you are reluctant to Aunt Yun, Prince Ben will often accompany you back to visit! ”

The prince said, stretched out his hand to hold Du Jia's face, and before Du Jia came back to his senses, he lowered his head and kissed the tears into his mouth.

"Poof......" Xiao Yun's untimely laughter woke Du Jia up, and Du Jia pushed the prince away with a push of his palm, and ran to the corner to 'pick up the rabbit'.

Du Jia retched disgustingly, but it changed in the eyes of the prince, and the prince walked to Du Jia's side to support her, and asked in surprise: "Could it be that Cer'er already has the prince's child?" ”

"Get out! I don't want to see you again! Du Jia's brains were about to boil, and he flew up recklessly and kicked the prince down and rushed out of the guest hall.

"Se'er, what are you doing? Mother counts to 'three', you come back to me! Du Jia, who originally wanted to run away from home again, listened to Xiao Yun's reminder, turned a corner, and went straight to his room.

When everyone rushed to Du Jia's room, they were all frightened, looking at Du Jia, who was hanging on a white cloth with a purple face and had fainted, Xiao Yun, who had never panicked before Mount Tai collapsed, his legs were weak.

It was still Daddy Shadow who reacted quickly, as soon as the dart came out, the white cloth broke instantly, and Du Jia also planted it straight down and fell into the arms of the prince who was full of pain.

After sending everyone away, Xiao Yun became furious, pointed at Du Jia and scolded the whole world, and the tears fell endlessly, so that Du Jia, who was full of grievances, had nowhere to complain.

Du Jia hanged herself when she heard their voices, and calculated that they could just save her when they entered the house, who would have expected that Xiao Yun would fall to her feet, and when Daddy Ying gave Xiao Yun a good massage, everyone came to the house, and Du Jia was about to be strangled.

Now this woman who had a bad idea and almost killed Du Jia is crying and wiping her tears here, but the real victim Du Jia doesn't even dare to let out a fart.

In this world, is there a protagonist who is more unlucky than Ye?